Chapter Ninety-Nine: Returning

(I'm sorry.,I found out that there was a bit of a problem with the order of the recent chapters.,It seems that after 94 chapters, it became 98 chapters.,Ahem.,I'm sorry guys)

Don't say it, Ren Xiaoyan really found a great expert in shipbuilding and navigation when she went around in the scattered immortal pile. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info this master is a mule spirit, cultivating for hundreds of years and doing nothing, neither becoming an immortal nor being a monster, wandering around the shipyard under the mountain when he has nothing to do, and unconsciously secretly learned the ability of shipbuilding, and many years have passed, it just so happened that Shen Gongbao put ten thousand immortals by the way, because his ability is not good, so he only barely became a grain officer, Ren Xiaoyan asked him immediately stood up, and volunteered to help us build a big ship.

Immediately, our soldiers were busy in three ways, and the mule grain officer took many scattered immortals to the seashore to build ships; Gao Ming Gao Jue accompanied the king to re-collect the old part in the song, but everyone who was willing to go was brought with him, and he also searched for various animals and plants everywhere, and brought a male and a female on the boat as a backup; The third is to let these scattered immortals reconsider whether to become gods or not, and wait for all the dust to fall before making a decision......

Time flies quickly, half a month has passed, the army of the Western Zhou Dynasty has gradually come to the outside of Chaoge City, and this boat was also successfully built at the same time, because there are many scattered immortals to help, so it was built extremely tall and majestic, and the king of Zhou couldn't help but exclaim when he saw it, and finally in order to commemorate the exploits of this shipbuilding mule master, the king named the boat 'Mule Ark', which is the final reward.

After worshipping the ancestors and ancestors in the cemetery, the king finally took Daji and a group of widows and young people who were still loyal to him on the boat, and began to march towards the east, because no scattered immortals were willing to go together, so after discussing with Qin Tianjun, Zheng Tianjun and several others, they sent two mouse spirits to accompany them, one of which can take the magic weapon to soar into the sky with the mouse spirit, detect the surrounding sea situation at any time, avoid the wind and rain to avoid the danger, so that the journey is not thrilling and dangerous; The other rat spirit carried a round scoop of water, and after sitting in it, it could shoot stone pills and water bombs from the handle of the scoop, which was indestructible, and could subdue demons and eliminate demons all the way - because these two rats were just nobodies, I gave them names when they left:

"Shuke, Beta - the one who soars is called Shuke who drives an airplane, and the one who shoots water bombs is called a beta who drives a tank!"

In the end, the king turned back in three steps, waved away in five steps, and he huddled in a herd of cows, horses, and mules to bid us farewell with tears in his eyes, and swore that "don't worry, I will definitely live well!" ”

I reminded by the way: "By the way, if you come across a black ship, you will mention my name - I have cleaned up the flying Dutchman, and they will not dare to mess around!" ”

The mule charge ark finally gradually turned into a small black spot, I began to retreat with a few send-off teams, only a few steps to suddenly see two people standing on the shore, it was the ghost kitchen and the demon knife I had seen, the ghost kitchen stared at the lonely sail with tears in his eyes, and muttered: "Please be happier than me, so as not to waste my embarrassment to withdraw, no matter how painful it is, I don't need to be sorry to make up for it, at least I can fulfill your chase......"

I walked up and slapped the girl on the shoulder, and said happily: "Go, buddy, I'll talk to you when I go back - it's not your goddess who goes, it's a monster who goes!" ”

The ghost chef was shocked, and as if he couldn't believe it, he turned his face towards me, and said excitedly: "What about her, where is she?" ”

I honestly said, "Well, I've been eaten by youkai!" ”

Ghost Kitchen: "...... You are paralyzed! After speaking, he turned around and continued to look at the sea, muttering: "I don't believe it, you lied to me......"

"Don't worry!" I hurriedly grabbed him and said, "It doesn't matter if you're dead, can't you be together if you're dead......?"

In front of everyone's eyes, I managed to fool the ghost chef into following me.

After that, I let many scattered immortals cooperate with King Wu of Zhou to stage a version of the Yin Shang version of the soldiers coming to the city, the two sides fight for me to kill and say, all kinds of gods and soldiers will turn on the field, and countless assassinations, anti-assassinations, and then counter-assassinations, the city gate of Chaoge opened, and the Western Zhou army gongs and drums rushed in with the red flag fluttering, and went straight to the palace to plant the banner of King Wu of Zhou, officially announcing the fall of one dynasty and the rise of another!

I'm not gone yet, though.

Needless to say, after the last incident, the scattered immortals lost their interest in the gods in the sky, and when it came to the gods, I couldn't help but put forward the slogan of 'one person to be a god, the whole family is glorious', not only to put forward the slogan of 'one person is a god, the whole family is glorious', not only to put up the slogan of 'one person to be a god, the whole family is glorious', not only to put up the slogan of 'god activists' at the door of the cave of the god person, but also to ensure that the marriage of the god and the family are taken care of by heaven, It mainly reflects the care and care for the people of the gods and the families of the gods, which reluctantly increases everyone's enthusiasm......

That's not enough!

In order to seal the so-called more than 500 gods, I finally asked my godfather for help, and asked his old man to show everyone the many benefits of being an immortal, such as free to visit scenic spots, halved tolls, children enjoy nine-year compulsory magic education, etc., and then took everyone to the sky for a field visit and study, which completely dispelled the concerns of the scattered immortals, and officially signed his name on the contract of the gods.

During this time, the ghost chef taught me well, and the cooking skills have improved by leaps and bounds, barely outstanding, but something went wrong when teaching the last class, the ghost chef Leng Ding proposed to be a god, can I allow this kind of thing outside the plot, but before I can think of a good rhetoric, when I see the ghost kitchen again, Ya has become a cold corpse - this is the way to meet the development of the original plot, I immediately sent Yang Jian down to recommend Ya to the king of Yama, It can be regarded as contributing to the rebirth of ghost kitchens......

In addition, there is another thing, that is, because of the help of Daji's spell, the mule ark quickly arrived on the other side of the ocean, when they arrived at the shore, they sent a number of pairs of animal combinations out to find a place to stay, but only the group of horses and ducks successfully took back the olive leaves representing hope, and then took them to a fertile black soil, and the happy king named this place the land of horses and ducks, they called themselves horse duck people, and since then they have multiplied and passed down from generation to generation!

Modern people have also found that the Ma Ya people have an extraordinary relationship with the ancient Chinese people, and the pronunciation of the two languages is almost the same; The two versions of dream interpretation are almost identical; The pattern of building houses in both is also almost identical; Even speaking, the two are rare to agree in funerals......

Here's why!

I left the rest to Yang Jian, as for Pandora, Meishan Seven Dwarfs, Gao Ming Gao Jue, the four generals of the Demon Family, etc., I can only stay, let them find another way out - there is no banquet in the world that will not be dispersed, although we are reluctant but we can only do so, everything can only be returned to the cycle of heaven, and finally tossed for several days before we can finally leave......

With the cooperation of me and the Time and Space Chicken, it didn't take long for me and Ren Xiaoyan, the Black Mountain Boss, Wolverine, Supreme Treasure, Xiao Gu, the Six Princesses, and Li Jing to return to the yang world, and then appeared on a dark road - not only was it the middle of the night, but it was actually on the outskirts of the city!

We had no choice but to walk for half an hour before we got the taxi, all the way to my mountain patrol barbecue stall.

Although it is the middle of the night, but for us the time is just right, anyway, the evening is the climax of the mountain barbecue stalls, when it comes to the long-lost modern food, everyone can't help but drool, and want to go to the place to get a good meal to treat themselves......

When we arrived at the entrance of the alley, we were taken aback, not to mention that there was not even a ghost here, the prosperity of the past was completely gone, and we were even more shocked when we ran in to see it - the decoration of the mountain roasting stall was obviously over, but there was a big chain lock hanging at the door, and a notice that a relevant unit was not allowed to open was posted on it; What's even more outrageous is that the nursing home is also black-lit and blind, and nothing can be seen, countless paints and dirt have been splashed on the walls, dozens of garbage cans full of garbage are piled up at the door, only the side door seems to have been cleaned up, and there is a vague person stepping on the garbage in and out of the path, smelling almost nauseous!

Before I could speak, Ren Xiaoyan couldn't help it, picked up a stone and smashed it towards the glass on the second floor of the baking stall, only to hear a clang, she shouted: "What about people, what's wrong?" ”

There was a dead silence in the baking stall, but there was a sparse sound from the nursing home, and in less than a moment, I saw someone lying on the wall and showing his head, and it was pitch black before we could see who was already crying and shouted: "Big brother, you are finally back!" ”

"Y-Who are you?"

"I'm Xiang Shaolong! Big brother, you're backβ€”something is wrong! ”

I hurriedly said, "Why are you the only one here, and the others?" ”

Xiang Shaolong jumped down from the wall, opened the door, stepped on the garbage and cautiously ran over, crying and saying with a sad face: "Don't mention it, Wu Da'er and Xiao Zhuanfeng were arrested, and Brother Ximen was recently entangled by an opponent, and the remaining fat men can't help at all......"

"Who says I can't help?" Kong Fatzi's voice sounded coldly from the door, and he shouted unconvinced: "If I hadn't gone to the street office to borrow an activity room to live in, the old and young masters of these nursing homes would have gone to bed on the street early...... My brother and sister, you really have to call the shots for us - we're being bullied this time! ”

followed Taier Zhenren and slipped out of the garbage mountain, and the left-behind children burst into tears as if they saw their relatives go home, and they only understood one meaning:

Not to mention that we were bullied, even the nursing home was bullied!

You're paralyzed, is this worth it?

Without saying a word, I took people straight to the activity room of the street office, and found the tearful Uncle Zhang and Aunt Li in the miserable wind and rain......

To put it simply: the developer fell in love with our nursing home, cut off water and electricity to force relocation, and by the way, sealed our baking stall!

In addition to the fact that the two of them escaped and could barely hide in the nursing home and wait for us to come back, Wu Jian and Xiao Zhuanfeng were arrested in the name of disturbing social order, and Ximen Blowing Snow came and went without a trace and entangled with an old enemy every day, but they are not the most miserable, Tai Er was sent to a mental hospital to wear a corset and toss every day, that is called a tragedy!

As for Lori's ...... It's amazing that the children's welfare home can trap her!