Chapter 400: Nobita's Tribulation
I saw that Niu Tou said solemnly, and hurriedly said, "Brother Niu, you just say it." β
Niu Tou turned his head and glanced at Nobita and said, "This is your friend, right?" β
My heart suddenly burst and I hurriedly said, "Yes, very good brother." β
Niu Tou saw that I was so serious, and read the head and said: "Brother Ma is also my very good brother, for the sake of your treatment of Brother Ma, I will tell the truth, your brother is not a person in the Famen, I don't know what the opportunity is, he actually joined the Buddhism, the things in this world have their own certainty, an ordinary person has a great opportunity, always have to pay, he has come too smoothly this way, it is not always a good thing."
In other words, good fortune and misfortune depend on each other, and good fortune has already appeared, so disaster is inevitable.
The day before yesterday, I saw Judge Cui in the Hades Hall altering the Yin and Yang Book, and there was a list of wandering souls who had recently returned to the underworld, among which was Sheshan Gan Chengxiong.
In five days, he will have a catastrophe, even life-threatening, so do it yourself! β
I was stunned after listening to the bull's words, what? Nobita has a catastrophe? I was stupefied.
Seeing that the head of the cow was about to leave with the horse's face, I hurriedly shouted: "Brother Niu, please have something to say." β
The bull tilted his head: "I said that this kind of Cheng DΓΉ has leaked the heavenly opportunity and will be punished, but you don't have to worry about me, settle your brother first!" β
When he said this, I knew that it was impossible to ask more from his mouth, so I could only bow and say, "Thank you, Brother Niu." I don't know how to contact Brother Niu in the future? β
Niu Touyou stopped, clicked his eyes and said, "This, just burn a piece of paper money and say my name." β
I'll go, this guy, call you here and burn money for you, this is called greed.
But I don't care about that, I'm all about Nobita's robbery now, and I don't care about money or not.
The bull grabbed the horse's face and walked through the door.
At this moment, I saw Yun Yun open her eyes, smiled evilly at me, and whispered, "They're gone?" β
I was stunned, it turned out that this girl had already woken up.
"Let's go, girl, why don't you make a sound? Scare me, right? β
I said angrily.
Yun Yun blinked: "No, when I woke up, I saw that you were talking to Niu Tou Ma Mian, and then I pulled out Ma Mian's teeth, I didn't move, I fell asleep like this, they won't care, if you really have something, I won't bother, if they have bad intentions, then I will secretly sneak attack and take it by surprise." β
I smiled lightly: "Bad girl, did you hear what we said just now?" β
Yun Yun read his head: "I heard it, Niu Tou said that Brother Xiong had a catastrophe!" β
I wondered, "Why aren't you in a hurry?" β
Yun Yun shrugged his shoulders: "But when it comes to eating yin rice, which one has no calamity?" When you gain a certain part of your life, you have to give something, which is inevitable.
The **** in the north, the disciples who go out of the horse have five disadvantages and three deficiencies, and the Taoist priest of Maoshan naturally has a theory of numerology confusion.
Like us who raise ghosts, dealing with yin ghosts all day long, they must be condemned by fate, and there will inevitably be all kinds of tribulations.
Why did a monk become a monk? Why do you think they are willing not to marry, not to drink, and not to eat meat?
To put it more bluntly, it is to give up part of the enjoyment of life and get some preferential treatment in other aspects.
These are all things that people have figured out in life, so we won't discuss them.
Therefore, the monk of the Three Non-precepts had already prepared a back hand for Nobita while teaching him things, so didn't the relics give him as a talisman? What is there to worry about? β
Hearing Yun Yun say this, I finally calmed down a little in my heart, it turned out that the three no-precepts had already prepared for Nobita's catastrophe, and now it seems that the bull head is too talkative?
But the bull head is obviously a straightforward guy, and when he thinks of the type where he talks, will he have more mouths?
If it's really a lot, then why didn't he answer when I asked later?
I looked at the sleeping Nobita, I always felt that something was wrong, this kid is now also an apprentice of the three non-quits, the bull head and horse face are so heavy, why does he sleep like a pig, and there is no reaction at the first reading?
Even if he was a pig himself, then why didn't the relics show up when they were disturbed by the Yin Qi?
No, it's really not right this time!
Doom, doom! These two words kept spinning in my head, as if they were prompting me something.
His uncle's, five days, can't find a place to lock Nobita for five days, right?
It's really hard to say that this thing should be robbed, when people are unlucky, they can stuff their teeth when they drink cold water, and they can break their own pants of when they fart, not to mention a fatal catastrophe.
Maybe Nobita will choke to death after eating noodles tomorrow?
Phew! What am I thinking? Do you curse your brother like that?
I hurriedly walked to Nobita's side and probed his snort with my hand first, but fortunately, there was still gas! I was caught off guard by the lack of a sudden death.
Then I tapped him on the shoulder vigorously, and the guy rolled over with a snort, and then snored even louder.
I suddenly came to the fire, his uncle, Lao Tzu is worried about you here, but you sleep like a pig, how can you be like this?
Pinch Nobita's nostrils with both hands, you, suffocate you deserve it!
In the blink of an eye, looking at Nobita's underwhelming face, I seemed to have forgotten about Nobita's robbery, and I started to wake him up**.
I forgot that this kid had a life-threatening thing, and I wasn't afraid of suffocating this bastard to death all at once.
Fortunately, Nobita was not as fragile as Niu Tou said, and he didn't respond to the robbery under my hands, but he was very uncomfortable, and he opened his teeth and claws to pluck my hand, and finally couldn't resist the discomfort of holding his breath, opened his worried eyes, and scolded me angrily: "Turtle son, what are you going to do?" Want to suffocate Lao Tzumai? β
I picked him up by the ear and scolded, "Did you sleep to death? Don't even know that the soul hooker is coming? β
Nobita knocked off my hand, rubbed his ears and said: "I haven't had a good night's sleep for several days, I am busy with the company's affairs during the day, and I have to keep vigil for your baby at night, but your baby has slept for several days, and I didn't pinch your nose to prevent you from sleeping?"
What if I slept for a while, eh...... Hooked? White impermanence is here again? Where is it? Pull a bastard to criticize, last time I ran away halfway, I still want to settle accounts with him!
Where is it? Where is it? β
Nobita sat up from the sofa noisily, and even Tong Nan was woken up by him and sat on the bed in a daze.
I looked at Nobita suspiciously: "Busy with the company's business?" Your baby is broken now? Even a company? When did it happen? β
Nobita scratched his head: "Uh, no, it's my father, that melon goods, alas, don't mention it, clean up some bad things to make me cΔo heart." β
Nima! I couldn't help laughing again, as if Gan Yunshan was a son and you were a father. R640