Chapter 17: The Return
…… "Mr. Zheng, how do you know that you are the one who was arranged by fate to destroy the world? Maybe you're the one who saves the world, aren't you? ”
Fang Wuwei looked at Zheng Koumao who was standing in front of him with a smile and said, full of kindness.
If a person is born destined to destroy the world, then it is understandable that he will become a murderer, a man, and a madman.
However, this big man who was not far in front of Fang Wuwei's body, clinging to the wall, although he looked vicious, Fang Wuwei didn't feel at all that such a big man with blank eyes and ignorance in his eyes would be a man destined to destroy the world.
Thinking of this, Fang Wuwei was stunned, as if he had discovered something different, and stared strangely at Zheng Koumao, who was clinging to the wall. I thought to myself, wasn't Zheng Koumao standing by his side just now?
"Mr. Zheng, why did you get over there?" Fang Wuwei asked Zheng Koumao, Zheng Koumao was also stunned, looked at himself, and then looked at Fang Wuwei who was standing not far away, completely at a loss.
"Forget it, I'll finish first. So, Mr. Zheng, let those who should destroy the world destroy the world, and those who should save the world should save the world! ”
After speaking, Fang Wuwei smiled kindly at Zheng Koumao, in fact, this sentence also has the purpose of psychotherapy in Fang Wuwei's thoughts. Since Zheng Koumao is because he subconsciously thinks that he will be a person who destroys the world, he has caused his hope to become a killing, human, and madman. If Zheng Koumao thinks that he is a person who saves the world, then Zheng Koumao may not have strange three views.
After Zheng Koumao listened, he nodded, and then said to Fang Wuwei.
"Landlord, you said it very well, and the Sprinkle family feels much better. By the way, the Sprinkle family seems to understand why the Sprinkle family is suddenly so far away from you. ”
Fang Wuwei raised his eyebrows, "Why?" ”
Zheng Koumao left the wall and stretched a few times. Zheng Koumao didn't know why, he felt like he had overused his brain cells just now, and he was very tired. Then he said:
"Landlord, you stepped on something you vomited, and the Sprinkle family should feel so disgusting that it was so far away from you."
Fang Wuwei looked down at his feet, fell into deep thought, and after a long time, suddenly shouted:
"MA's! Now it's time to clean up! ”
In fact, if you calculate according to the time of the earth, the time it takes for Fang Wu Wei to come to the new home of Longsheng Mansion is only two or three hours. When he first came to his new home, Fang Wuwei was already planning to tidy up this dusty new home, who knew that Fang Wuwei hadn't finished tidying up yet, so he met Zheng Koumao, a strange infinite space traverser. After Fang Wuwei experienced these strange events, he finally found free time to start tidying up the room.
Just when Fang Wuwei decided to clean the room and started to do it, Zheng Koumao was so bored that he used the mall of infinite space to exchange for all kinds of items. For example, the broom that Fang Wuwei is using now is exchanged for 50 reward points by Zheng Koumao. It is said that this broom can be turned into a means of transportation in the hands of people with magical powers, but unfortunately, neither Zheng Koumao nor Fang Wuwei has magical power, so Fang Wuwei directly took the magic broom he received from the courier brother to do housework.
Fang Wuwei tidied up the living room, while listening to the constant ringing of his security door, and finally believed Zheng Koumao's words of using reward points for plastic surgery. I don't know how many reward points Zheng Koumao got in this mission, but in less than ten minutes, there was a bunch of meaningless things in the originally empty living room!
In addition to the magic broom that no one can use, there are some things that Fang Wuwei doesn't even want to use. For example, Zheng Koumao just played with the "Super Rubik's Cube" in his hand, the introduction of this toy in the exchange mall is: it will not be disrupted anyway, as long as it is disrupted, put on the ground for 10 seconds This Rubik's Cube will be automatically restored.
Fang Wuwei couldn't understand at all, what's so fun about a Rubik's cube that can't even mess up the colors? Even if there is a place to play, what's the use of exchanging reward points for something like this?! There's also a table that looks like a chair, drinks for zombies, an old black-and-white TV, and what is said to be the most uncomfortable bed in the world. The most strange thing is that there is an iron block in the middle of all the items, when Fang Wuwei watched the courier brother sweat and moved the iron into the living room, he asked Zheng Koumao what the iron piece was for, Zheng Koumao actually replied:
"The Sprinkle family doesn't know, the introduction of the item is an iron block that looks like an iron block, and the Sprinkle family thinks it's quite a mouthful, so they exchanged it."
Fang Wuwei, who heard this, was simply impressed by Zheng Koumao's powerful and perverted shopping concept. But fortunately, Zheng Koumao was still very sensible and bought some normal furniture for Fang Wuwei, of course, this was because of Fang Wuwei's strong recommendation. After about half an hour of non-stop receiving, Zheng Koumao finally stopped, and Fang Wuwei looked at the more chaotic living room tiredly, and sighed deeply.
"Mr. Zheng, would you have bought so many useless things like you do now?"
Zheng Koumao's face was full of excitement rummaging through the things he had exchanged, and when he heard Fang Wuwei ask, he said without raising his head.
"It used to be fine, but after entering the infinite space, the shopping ** of the house is particularly strong. Ha! The Sprinkler family has found a good thing again! With this knife that can't cut people, I can cut people in the future! ”
Fang Wuwei silently glanced at the oversized nail clippers in Zheng Koumao's hand, and said helplessly:
"Mr. Zheng, that knife is made with scissors. In other words, you know that this is a typical online shopping addiction? Online shopping addiction is online shopping addiction, which is a pathological behavior. Although online shopping can bring convenience, it is also necessary to pay attention to effective use, and online shopping addiction is actually similar to the phenomenon of teenagers addicted to online games and online chatting. Mr. Zheng, people who suffer from this kind of disorder will find it difficult to control themselves in the virtual space, and can't help but be tempted to buy a lot of things that you don't need, the main reason is that Mr. Zheng, you usually live and compete under pressure, so you use online shopping as a way to vent. But it can't be ignored that this habitual behavior will evolve into a "compulsive behavior", so Mr. Zheng, you have to pay attention to your behavior! ”
Zheng Koumao looked at the giant nail clippers in his hand with great satisfaction, and didn't care too much about what Fang Wuwei said, and then said:
"Landlord, when you say this, the Sprinkle family also feels a little bit. But in the infinite space, the pressure is so great, it's normal to be a little sick. If you enter the infinite space, there is no problem, you are lively and quick-thinking, and you think that kind of person is sick, right? ”
Fang Wuwei thought about what Zheng Koumao said for a while, and reluctantly admitted it. Indeed, in real life, there are few people who can not suffer from psychological disorders under such great pressure in infinite space, and it can even be said that even if they kill, human, and crazy in the real psychological sense, it is impossible to feel happy in the battlefield.
And the psychological disorders that suffer from such a stressful environment are not simple depression, bloodthirsty, distorted, etc., but severe. For example, if you are depressed, you will squat in the corner every day as a mushroom, if you are bloodthirsty, you will have serious suicidal tendencies, and if you have a distorted personality, it will be difficult to even think about simple things.
Fang Wuwei thought about it, compared with those severe psychological disorders, if Zheng Koumao was just addicted to online shopping, it seemed to be quite good. But as a "psychiatrist" landlord, Fang Wuwei naturally hopes to make Zheng Koumao have no psychological obstacles at all, but in the current chaotic situation, he won't care too much about it for the time being.
"Okay, then I won't care about it for the time being, but Mr. Zheng, I still give you a few suggestions, you still have to go out for a walk in the future, and don't stay at home if you have nothing to do. Then it's best to often meet up with old friends for a chat over tea, watch a movie, or something. Of course, exercise is better, whether it is running or fitness, it can be very effective in relieving stress. ”
Zheng koumao waved the giant nail clippers and threw the undead knife into another pile of items. It seemed that the pile of clutter was something that Zheng Koumao felt he could use, and in addition to nail clippers and super Rubik's cubes, there was also the iron block that looked like an iron block. Zheng Koumao only said, "No problem, landlord, the Sprinkle family knows." He continued to dive into the items he had exchanged.
Fang Wu looked at Zheng Koumao, who was drilling around in the mess, with a black line, and thought to himself that this former white-collar worker was really not suitable for entering the infinite space. Then he shouted at Zheng Koumao, "Zheng Zhuanghan, can you help me move the furniture upstairs later?!" ”
Seeing that Zheng Koumao, who was buried in the cause of looking for "garbage", nodded, Fang Wuwei smiled slightly, then picked up the magic broom and looked at it for a while.
"Well, the broom is good, it doesn't get dusty." Fang Wuwei said with great satisfaction, then secretly glanced at Zheng Koumao, who was still searching for "garbage", and muttered to himself: "Well, the first tenant is not bad, the psychological disorder is quite serious." ”