Jingle bell, jingle bell, bell ring...... Jingle bell, jingle bell, bell ring......

According to the usual practice, the self-check function of the system is turned on instantly, and I don't know if it is because of the system upgrade, the bell is directly promoted from the previous doorbell to the ringtone, announcing the scientific and technological progress of the electronic age.

"Congratulations, you have obtained the recipe "Seven Feet**" for the full table of gods and ghosts, please observe the recipe by yourself!"

"There is a record in the fourth volume of "Sou Shen Ji": Zhang Kuan of Shu County, the word Shuwen, was a servant when Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. From the Ganquan to the Weiqiao, there is a woman bathing in the Weishui, and her milk is seven feet long. It's weird, and ask it. The woman said: "The seventh chariot of the emperor and queen knows me." "When he came, he was wide in the seventh chariot. Said to him: "Celestial star." If the chief priest fasts and is unclean, the woman will see it. ”

Seeing this passage, my eyes straightened, I looked left and right, and found that Dongfang Sister Li Dazui and Yan Nantian were also as stunned as wooden chickens, knowing that these so-called martial arts heroes were actually illiterate, and my heart moved, and I immediately turned my inquiring eyes to Huang Rong and asked, "Sister Huang, is this matter...... Do you know? ”

Huang Rong nodded indifferently: "i-kno!" ”

"And you told me?" I pointed to the above raw material and said, "What is the main point, why did he say that I don't know why he said for so long, did he use code words?" ”

Huang Rong said: "The code language is useless, it's just that this is a bit vague, if we analyze it word by word, it should be like this......" "Stop, can you pick up some key words?" I said hesitantly: "Forget about enlightenment education, it's too deep, obviously preschoolers don't understand calculus when you say it." ”

"Then a sentence: Seven feet ** is actually the god in charge of the sacrifice, if you put it here, ......" She thought for a while: "The main material should be the three animal sacrifices, the big three animals are pigs, cattle and sheep, and the small three animals are chickens, ducks and fish, and the part that is not used for the sacrifice is the main material." ”

"I see......

I muttered and looked down the stone wall.

The specific steps are as follows: the materials are made in the same way as the heavens and the earth are worshipped, and the full moon night is offered on the roof of the mountain, and so on...... So and that......

Effect: The only use of this recipe is to invite the gods of heaven to enjoy the food, and then you can pray or pray for blessings as the case may be......

I kind of understood: "This dish was originally used to worship the gods?" If we don't eat, where do we write a piece, if we want to find that fairy, the fairy will come down and eat a mouthful, and then chatter with us? ”

"It's not necessarily nagging, you can also play mahjong if you have a lot of people!" Huang Rong didn't care: "Doesn't it all depend on you?" ”

I thought about it and was right: "That's right, this is much easier than the previous emperor's method of sacrificing to the sky, they also ran to the top of Mount Tai, and we just had to wait on the side of the road." ”

"No, that's the beauty of food!"

…… After transcribing the original text, we rested in the valley for a night, and after the royal sister Xi taught the whole set of King Kong King Eight Fists to the four decent-looking monkey elders in the monkey group, we immediately packed our bags and prepared for the return trip.

Originally, I thought that the trip to the Valley of the Wicked would be sinister and difficult, but who knew that such a situation would occur, and I would give it to me without pain, so on the way back, everyone's interest was quite high, and I also pushed the boat to tell everyone the next step: "Let's go to Jingshi now, and see if we can find the West Poison and snatch the scriptures from the girl's hand." ”

Then I glanced at Yan Nantian: "As for you, Yan Daxia, you see ......"

"I'll go home," Yan Nantian remembered this time: "I won't trouble you." ”

After separating from Yan Nantian, we ran all the way to the capital, and after a long journey of several days, we finally came to Kangxi's territory, known as Beijing of the Four Nine Emperors, and found Wei Xiaobao's mansion after some inquiry. If you don't come again, I guess I'm almost going to burp! ”

We were shocked: "Is someone trying to kill you?" ”

"It's much more serious than this," Wei Xiaobao snorted and said: "There are people around the little emperor who slander, and my position is almost impossible to keep, let alone find scriptures for you, I'm afraid that everyone will be in danger!" ”

"No, the little emperor grew up with you peeing and mud, this kind of childhood sweetheart can be separated?" My heart suddenly froze: "The other party's energy is quite big, what is the origin?" ”

"The beginning of the fourth day of the Lunar New Year!"

"What does the fourth day of the Lunar New Year mean?"

"On the fourth day of the Lunar New Year, after the New Year, I have to go to work after the money is spent, and what I see is the boss, do you think it's a big deal?"

"That's not a small number," we said, "can you tell us about the specifics?" ”

Wei Xiaobao sighed and said: "Here's the thing, I came back from Xiangyang this time, and found that there was an extra palace maid beside the little emperor, with a high nose and big eyes, curved eyebrows and round eyes, and the Western Regions style is very heavy, and it looks different from us Han people, but somehow the little emperor just likes her, it has reached the point of obeying her words, and she has already promised to be sealed, and it is said that she will soon be crowned a concubine or even a concubine......"

"It doesn't seem to conflict with you, does it?" We said strangely: "I haven't heard that you have a need for a harem title!" ”

"Ahem, isn't that what we haven't said yet?" Wei Xiaobao stomped his feet and said, "There's no need for a title, but wouldn't it conflict with us if she wants forty-two chapters?" And the most important thing is that the little emperor put this matter directly on my head, and asked me to find the remaining four scriptures for her within a month! ”

"What? Could it be that this palace maid is from Shenlong Island? I suddenly remembered a situation: "By the way, did you find out that the Queen Mother is a fake?" ”

Wei Xiaobao fell to the ground with his head in shock, and cried directly: "No, the Queen Mother is also fake?" ”

"Oh, then you just don't know, I'm relieved......"

There is a record in the Lu Ding Ji of the palace maid looking for the forty-two chapters of the scriptures, I remember that the person who came seemed to be the senior brother of the fake queen mother, dressed as a palace maid and cooperated with her to find the scriptures, and was later tricked into the bottom of the bed by Wei Xiaobao, and was stabbed to death with a sword by the little county lord through the bed board carelessly, and later put the two legs that had not melted into the dark compartment of the fake queen mother's bed, but this palace maid is obviously a man, why is it taken by the little emperor again, I don't understand!

I added a question to this: "How is the relationship between the little emperor and his mother?" ”

"General," Wei Xiaobao said: "It doesn't matter if you look polite, and you're not your own mother." Let's put it this way, the time when the little emperor saw the queen mother was about the same as the time when he went to the ancestral temple in the palace to offer incense, it was a formality. ”

Everyone sighed in unison and nodded one after another: "If this is the case, we almost understand, why does the little emperor like this palace maid dressed as a man, right?" ”

"What's more, it's just ugly, it's ugly!" Wei Xiaobao said tentatively: "What do you understand? ”

"The fundamental reason why the little emperor likes this woman is that she lacks maternal love, so she looks at the right eye!"

Wei Xiaobao suddenly realized, and slapped his leg violently: "Oops, I forgot about this stubble......"

Judging from the current situation, the basic attributes of this palace maid should be the right number, so we don't say much, anyway, according to the process, the palace maid died in the hands of Wei Xiaobao, so we are not polite, and said directly: "Judging from the current situation, the best way to deal with this woman is to kill her, what do you think?" ”

"Really?" Wei Xiaobao's eyes instantly shot a look, but immediately dimmed again, shook his head and said, "No, the assassination is a life, I can't let you take risks." ”

We exchanged glances with each other, and said, "If you don't want to, forget it......" and then each began to stand up and stretch out the waist to hold the teacup, and Uncle Zui and the others went directly to the toilet, and there were different opinions, "How do we live at night, Lord Wei, have you made the bed for us?" ”

Wei Xiaobao is not stupid, he immediately understood what we meant when he saw this situation, and he screamed at that time, and when we turned around, he was embarrassed to laugh and said: "If the brothers are really sure, then we will do this!" ”

"Wouldn't it be over if you said that earlier?"

We sat down and said, "Say, when is the right time?" ”

Wei Xiaobao thought for a while: "It's better to meet by chance, why don't we eat and rest, and I'll take you into the palace when it's late?" ”

I didn't care about the questions he expressed, I was just concerned about getting in and out of the palace: "Can we get in when it's dark?" ”

"Oh, you don't have to worry about this," Wei Xiaobao patted his chest confidently: "I am the deputy commander of the guard, when the time comes, I will say that I will enter the palace to check the post or be summoned by the emperor, and I will go in for a reason......"

"But what about after you go inside?" The royal sister said cautiously: "You still have to have a reason, so that you can drag the little emperor in the upper study and grind your teeth with you, we take the opportunity to find the trouble that the palace maid promised, the fake queen mother probably has scriptures in her hands, we have to find a way to get her scriptures." ”

Everyone nodded, and Sister Dongfang added: "And this kind of thing can only be done once, if we don't succeed this time, it will be difficult next time, I said that we will divide our soldiers into two ways: why bother, you take Ximen and Ruoxi to kill the palace maid, and I will go alone to stun the fake queen mother and find a way to take the scriptures." ”

The other space-time chickens and Uncle Zui who had not arranged tasks immediately became anxious: "What about us?" ”

"Stay in the mansion and wait for the news of our victory!" Sister Dongfang is very simple: "There should not be too many people entering the palace, let's choose the best!" ”

Several people swished and stretched out their hands to me, and said in unison, "What about him?" ”

"Well, he's the main character, can you compare this?"

So, everyone gave up, and the matter was settled!

As the saying goes, if you want to do a good job, you must first sharpen your tools, so for this unsuccessful assassination, we actively prepare for the war, and strive to be foolproof, specifically, we first had a good meal in the lord's mansion, and then each took a bath in the room, and began to sleep on the collective drilling bed, recuperating!