Chapter Eighty-Seven: A Tongue Sticking Out of the Stomach
Daoist Zhao's ritual in the courtyard has not yet begun. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 The info entrance is already lively.
The two of them looked at Leng Qi with red eyes, and wanted to do it, but the scene of the two stunned people beating Daoist Zhao in front of them yesterday was still vivid, and for a while, the two of them didn't know what to do.
Leng Qi didn't want to mess with these people more, so he turned around and was about to enter the courtyard.
The person in the back felt that he was ridiculed like this, and he didn't have face if he didn't return two sentences, so he scolded Leng Qi viciously: "It's really shameless! Yesterday I was kicked out by someone else's owner with a dung fork, and today I want to see how your shameless thing can be kicked out again! ”
The movement at the door of the house had already attracted Ye Laobai's attention, in the crowd, Leng Qi, who was wearing a gray shirt, was very conspicuous, where could Ye Laobai take care of anything else, a hanging heart finally let go, and almost trotted to meet it.
"Old Ye's family, you're out! Hey, look, your girl's shameless lover is here again! The person on the side gloated and pointed at Leng Qi and said.
The people watching the excitement turned their attention to Ye Laobai and Leng Qi.
However, Ye Laobai didn't seem to hear the words of those two people at all, and trotted over to Leng Qi with a grateful face, "Boss Leng, you're here!" You see that Ye Laobai is late! Fast! Sit in the house! “
"Ye Laobai! Are you burnt out? The two people who spoke before looked at Ye Laobai, and their faces were red and white.
Ye Laobai jumped up when he heard this, and scolded: "Wu Dadun, my brain is sober!" After speaking, Ye Laobai muttered fiercely: "It's almost time to be a father, you don't earn a penny all day long, what kind of sin is Lao Wu making!" “
Wu Dadun's face turned black, and he was about to scold when he opened his mouth, but he didn't want someone outside to suddenly call him anxiously.
"Wu Daton! Wu Daton! “
Wu Dadun looked over impatiently, "What are you shouting?" What about the soul? “
The one who came to shout Wu Daden was a middle-aged woman, and in the face of Wu Dadun's impatience, the woman sprinkled, "You have no conscience, and you still have the leisure to watch the excitement here!" The old lady is kind enough to tell you, what kind of attitude do you have? “
"What's the matter?" From the woman's tone, Wu Dadun faintly felt that it was not good, and his confidence was a little lacking.
"Go home! Your mother-in-law just went out to buy groceries, and she slipped and fell on the road after the rain! You say you have no conscience, and your wife has a big belly, and you don't know what to do at home! “
Middle-aged women chatter.
Wu Dadun's face changed, "What? What do you say?" As he spoke, he broke through the crowd and ran out in a hurry.
As soon as he ran out a few steps, Wu Dadun stopped suddenly, turned around and looked at Leng Qi, Leng Qi sighed and shook his head, "I said it a long time ago, don't let your mother-in-law run around!" “
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Today's Daoist Zhao is very stylish, wearing a rhubarb robe, and a black and white yin and yang gossip pattern is printed on the back of the robe.
Daoist Zhao sat on a mahogany chair, with two fingers upright, his eyes slightly closed, and a table in front of him, a porcelain bowl on the table, in the bowl were millet, sorghum and other grains, and three incense sticks were burning in the center of the grains.
Leng Qi looked at Daoist Zhao and smiled, he looked good! Not bad! At least at this moment, Leng Qi believed that even if he pulled his master over to stop in front of Daoist Zhao, this appearance could not compare to Daoist Zhao.
Daoist Zhao was closing his eyes, thinking about how much incense money he should ask Ye Laobai for today, and his heart was happy, when a gloomy voice suddenly sounded in his ears.
"Yo, Zhao Zhenren! See you again! “
Daoist Zhao was clever, opened his eyes, and a smiling face in front of him was facing him. Daoist Zhao was frightened, his fat body shook, and the chair was unstable and he leaned back and rolled over.
Daoist Zhao didn't get up and pointed at Ye Laobai, "The surname is Ye!" The surname Ye! What do you mean? “
Ye Laobai's face was wonderful, and I didn't say a complete sentence for a while, and looked at Leng Qi: "Leng ...... Cold boss! “
Leng Qi didn't care, and said to Ye Laobai: "Aren't you going to catch ghosts!" Gotcha, let's get down to business! Dao Ye, I also want to open my eyes today! “
The sun has risen high.
Daoist Zhao waved his hand, "Ye Laobai!" Lift your son out! Today, I want to teach this disrespectful boy a lesson! “
Seeing Leng Qi nodded, Ye Laobai shouted Ye Chuchu and carried his son out.
Ye Shuangshuang was still tied to the bed, but his face was much better, but he looked a little weak.
Daoist Zhao saw that Ye Shuangshuang, who was sleeping, still had a yellow triangular paper in his mouth, and he didn't understand, so he said dissatisfiedly, "The surname is Ye, do you want to kill your own son?" Who told you to stuff something in his mouth! “
When Ye Laobai heard this, there was already a faint anger on his face. Daoist Zhao's words confirmed his idea that he was not sure before, this Daoist Zhao came to pit his own money.
Leng Qi said with a smile. "Zhao Zhenren thinks this is a mess, just take it down!"
Ye Laobai's face changed, and he suddenly shouted at Daoist Zhao, "The surname is Zhao!" Don't you dare! “
Daoist Zhao's eyes shrank, "Ye Laobai, what do you mean by this?" You're going to be a mess of the real people, I'm going to take the ghost! “
Ye Chuchu was already angry, from the very beginning, this Zhao Daoist said that his brother's strange illness was all because of himself, Ye Chuchu didn't have a good impression of this Zhao Daoshi, clenched his fists and said hatefully: "You liar!" “
The people at the door had long been confused.
Daoist Zhao grimaced, "Ye Laobai!" Keep your girl's mouth in check! What kind of messy people draw talismans dare to stuff into their son's mouth, don't listen to my Zhao Zhenren's words, you have your suffering! “
Ye Laobai's face was also extremely ugly, and his eyes were looking in his yard, this was looking for a dung fork!
Leng Qi waved his hand to stop, stepped forward and patted Daoist Zhao's shoulder: "Yo, it's really unfortunate!" The person you're talking about is me! Why, don't you dare to take it off? “
Daoist Zhao looked surprised, then understood and sneered. "What don't you dare! Pretend to be a ghost! “
After speaking, Daoist Zhao realized that he had lost his words. Sure enough, the people watching the excitement on the side all looked at him with strange expressions.
Daoist Zhao leaned into Leng Qi's ear, "Hey, boy, don't pretend to be a ghost for me!" Everyone is eating a bowl of rice, watch Zhao Ye and I expose your tricks! “
Leng Qi nodded, smiling without saying a word.
That Daoist Zhao really walked up to Ye Shuangshuang, turned around and snorted coldly at Leng Qileng, and reached out to take off the triangular paper talisman on Ye Shuangshuang's mouth.
The triangular paper talisman was originally intended to suppress the hungry devil in Ye Shuangshuang's body, and the hungry ghost stayed in the body in a dignified manner, not to mention that he could eat something, but he could also eat and taste, which was naturally heaven for the hungry ghost.
Being suppressed for so long, it is natural to be angry.
Daoist Zhao was raising the yellow paper talisman in his hand and demonstrating with a proud face, and Ye Shuangshuang, who was sleeping, suddenly opened his eyes, and stared at Daoist Zhao beside him with a green light in his eyes.
The people at the door saw it, exclaimed, and were about to retreat.
Ye Laobai looked nervous. His son was only able to eat at first since he was sick, and it was not until he found out that his son was eating a live chicken raw that he realized that something was wrong, and this is the first time in this situation.
Ye Shuangshuang suddenly opened his mouth.
Ye Laobai sat on the ground with his buttocks, and Ye Chuchu's face turned pale. The people watching the excitement at the door shouted "ghost" and most of the hula dispersed, leaving only some people who were bold and couldn't resist their curiosity and shrank at the door in fear.
Ye Shuangshuang's mouth suddenly protruded a tongue, a green tongue.
The people present could see very clearly that under the long tongue, there was a normal person's tongue, this tongue was not Ye Shuangshuang's! It's more like it came out of Ye Shuangshuang's stomach and through his throat.
Daoist Zhao didn't know what was going on, and when he heard someone shouting "ghost", he said to the people around him with disdain: "Ghost? Hmph, the real people want to see where there are ghosts! Look at the real person who accepted him today! “
Daoist Zhao flicked his sleeves and turned around, a snake-like green tongue had reached his chin.
Daoist Zhao was stunned, his eyes gradually began to drift up, he stood upright for a few seconds, and suddenly fell to the ground with a pop.