Chapter 55: Heavenly Kitchen God Competition

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Taking advantage of the time when I rescued Ren Xiaoyan, Sister Dongfang also asked the identities of the other people in the prison one by one, and she was directly frightened It turned out that in addition to Ren Xiaoyan, there were several characters in the legend that could not be imagined:

Ah Xiu Gong: Killer, usually repairs gongs to mend pots to cover up his identity, and his martial arts are extremely high;

Cao Cao: A generation of heroes, the fastest figure in the legend;

Kou Zhong: A swordsman, it is said that the kung fu of slicing sashimi is first-class;

Lu Xiaofeng: A famous bartender, others use a stirring stick to mix bartwine, but he uses a magic finger, known as Lingxi One Finger, and the wine made with this finger tastes first-class;

The reason why they were locked up is

These four guys actually have a recipe hidden in the whole banquet of gods and ghosts, two soups and two dishes, plus the two dishes that the mysterious man already has, twenty-four recipes have been completed!

Although none of these four gave him the recipe, Ren Xiaoyan had already heard of the name of the dish, which were:

Asura: The dish "Immortal Banban", teppanyaki, the cooked dish can replenish physical strength, the only side effect is that after eating, it will be on fire, and it will be light when it is spewed;

Kou Zhong: The dish "The Frog at the Bottom of the Well" is a sashimi cut out of the moon in the well, which is cold and refreshing, and after eating it, it can make people feel ashamed for a certain period of time, and look at what they have done in this life, and their hearts are extremely uncomfortable, and many wicked people will even repent and renew themselves after eating;

Cao Cao: The soup "Wangmei Knows Thirst", sweet soup, you don't need to drink water for a long time after drinking, of course, he won't pee;

Lu Xiaofeng: Needless to say, his is "Lingxi One Finger", the soup stirred with his middle finger has a unique taste, full of aroma, and can cause people to vomit, the degree of vomiting is similar to the degree of eating croton diarrhea, comparable to a blowout!

Now is not the time to mix recipes with them, so I immediately made a judgment: "Let's go, take them to leave Xia Ke Island first!" ”

We released them from the prison and hurriedly took them towards the entrance of the cave, at this time, there was a person on the path outside the cave inexplicably, covered his whole body in a black cloak, and he came straight towards us all the way Needless to say, with the current plot development and his outfit, I should also guess that this must be the **oss hidden in Xia Ke Island, the villain!

Not to mention that this grandson is still laughing, laughing like a male duck, who uses this sound except for the villain!

"Hahaha, there is a way in heaven that you don't go, there is no door in hell for you to break in, I don't go to look for you, you actually sent it to the door, now my recipe is finally ready!"

I could only say, "I'm an atheist, there's no need to say this to me, who are you?" ”

"Me?" The black cloak said hesitantly: "Of course I am the person you are looking for!" Why bother, Xue Ruoxi, you've been looking for me for a long time, right? ”

"It's you!" The royal sister rushed out and shouted angrily: "Was my father killed by you? ”

Black Cloak said: "Your father is in charge of reincarnation, I wanted to discuss with him to borrow the legendary system to find twenty-four recipes, who knew that he would always be stubborn, there was no way, I could only let him disappear!" He paused for a moment, and then said angrily: "But I didn't expect this old thing to be too cunning, and the legendary system hidden in the box is actually pirated, which makes me ...... twice as effective."

The royal sister said: "No wonder my father handed over the genuine system to me a few days before the accident, it turned out that I guessed your plan and told me, where did you hide him?" ”

The black cloak snorted: "Originally, I didn't want to tell you, but now it doesn't matter, anyway, after you die in my hands, you will be taken by me and locked up there, and you will never be able to come out, I will be merciful to tell you now, your father was pressed by me in the Yin and Yang two cylinders, and this bottle is pressed under the Five Fingers Mountain, and you can see it when you go in!" ”

"Journey to the West?" I rushed out and said, "Aren't you afraid that we will go straight in?" ”

"Go in, I'm afraid this won't work!" The black cloak snorted: "Even if you enter, you will enter the genuine Journey to the West, can you enter the pirated version?" ”

"Then I'm going to die, you should use the piracy head office, right?" I got straight to the point and said, "In the end, do we have to fight?" ”

The black cloak said hesitantly: "What do you say? ”

We looked at each other a few times, and suddenly we all stood up and rushed towards the black cloak like lightning!

The first to bear the brunt was Lorixi, she waved her hand slightly in the wind, and the dung fork immediately turned into a sea king trident, and went straight to the face of the black cloak, who knew that the black cloak did not hide at all, only raised her hand slightly, and shouted angrily: "Certain!" The Sea King Trident was suddenly frozen in mid-air, and although it was less than a foot away from him, it couldn't get in again!

Then, with a flick of the black cloak, the royal sister was bounced off and hit the stone wall, and the sound of wow spurted blood!

It's amazing!

With the experience of the royal sister, everyone brushed and brushed around, and each performed a trick, flying immortals outside the sky, descending the dragon eighteen palms, the great shift of Qiankun, the spirit of the rhino finger, the crane magic needle...... When the kung fu Qi slammed towards him, the black cloak didn't dare to hold it up, he suddenly inhaled and made a deep sound, and raised his hands outward in the roar, and suddenly saw a yellow halo of light gushing out of his body, and quickly spurted out in all directions......

There was a loud bang, and everyone was bounced away by this halo, and they fell to the ground far or near!

The clothes of the black cloak also turned into fragments with this blow, revealing his true face This person is actually an old man with white hair, but his face is as smooth as a shelled egg, and his body smells of fairy wind bones, but the viciousness in his eyes can't be concealed at all, after knocking us all away, the old man laughed unscrupulously, and the laughter went straight to Xiao Han:

"Now you're satisfied!"

This old man's ability is too powerful, too great, and all of us have an irresistible decadence rising in our hearts, and at this moment, we suddenly heard the royal sister shout:

"The recipe for longevity! You use the longevity technique, I know who you are, you are Xu Fu, you are Xu Fu who took three thousand boys and girls to the sea! ”

"What? This old immortal is Xu Fu? I burst out and said, "No, it's him?" ”

We looked towards the old man, but saw that the old man had retracted the essence in his eyes, nodded heavily, and said in a deep voice: "The little girl still has a little knowledge, yes, I am Xu Fu!" ”

"What the are you doing!" I said inexplicably: "People who have been dead for thousands of years, can't you die honestly, and still die without stiffening up to be a demon?" ”

"What the hell, I'm not dead!" Xu Fu roared angrily: "I took the elixir of life back then, and I didn't die at all, don't compare me with those messy things!" ”

I hate that iron can't become steel and say: "It's easier to die without dying, can't you live well?" If you really have nothing to do to lead the men's football team, don't people say it, our men's football team has no chance to enter the World Cup for 50 years, if you want someone to be a coach for 50 years, there is only you from the beginning to the end, why are you doing the king of Yama in the underworld, it won't be to blame them for not sending people to detain the soul, right? ”

Xu Fu snorted: "Yanque Anzhi Honghuzhi, I can't talk to a villain like you, and you don't understand it!" ”

"Then you say, it's just a temporary wish, right?" I hurriedly said: "The death row prisoner will also be given food for the decapitation, you should take the news of the decapitation as a success, let me die without turning a blind eye, what's the matter?" ”

Everyone said together, "Yes, we have to listen to ...... too."

Xu Fu looked at us, and estimated that he was a little nervous about getting his wish fulfilled at this time, so in the end, he still committed the old mistake of always delaying time because of too many words before the bad guys killed the good guys in all the routines, and said triumphantly:

"Tell you, everything I do is to live up to the mission entrusted to me by the First Emperor of the Great Qin, the gods and ghosts have twenty-four dishes at the table, and they can open a passage from the legendary world, and the special products in the legendary world will be used in the yang world, so that the yang world will be changed!"

I suddenly blurted out, "You don't want to take the dragon to help you do things, do you?" ”

Xu Fu was stunned for a moment, and then laughed out loud: "It seems that you kid is not stupid, that's right, I just want to let the divine dragon resurrect our first emperor in the yang world and complete the mission that I failed to complete back then!" ”

"You're playing Call of Duty!" I muttered, "This is weird!" ”

Xu Fu's gaze swept over us one by one, and suddenly said, "Now that everything is clear, then you can die blindly, right?" ”

I was in a hurry and said, "If that's the case, how about we make a deal?" ”

"Deal?" Xu Fu sneered: "Why are you talking about conditions? ”

"Just because you need twenty-two recipes from me," I said in a deep voice, "and I am the only one who knows the most complete recipes, and if I am not willing to give them to you, do you think you can get the complete recipes?" ”

Xu Fu squinted his eyes and looked me up and down twice, and snorted, "What do you want?" ”

I took a deep breath and said, "It's easy, I'll help you make twenty-four dishes, but you're going to let us go......"

Before the words fell, the royal sister Xi had already shouted heartbreakingly beside her: "Can't teach ......" But just after the exit, Xu Fu suddenly waved his hand at her, and the royal sister was instantly stunned by a gas of unknown origin, and the others were suddenly as silent as a cicada and didn't dare to say another half of the sentence Of course, it may also be that they understood my eyes, for example, Ren Xiaoyan nodded faintly, and seemed to have understood my true intentions!

Xu Fu thought for a while and asked again, "Why should I believe you?" ”

"Simple, you swear to God, how about I help you make the dish after you swear?" I swore and said, "When you call out the dragon, the deal will be completed, okay?" ”

"Good! Deal! ”

……

The recipe for the last two dishes, I finally got it from Xu Fu!

These two dishes are "Greedy for Life and Afraid of Death" and "The Wolf is Surrounded and Annihilated", the effect of the first one is that the living can strengthen the body and regain their physical strength and spirit in their heyday, and the ghost can be reincarnated as a human being on a soulless body at will, and the degree of fit is no different from his own soul; The effect of the latter dish is that after eating, 2-5 people can be controlled according to the difference in mental power, so that they can do exactly what they want!

It seems that after Xu Fu resurrected Qin Shi Huang, it is estimated that he is ready to use these two dishes to keep Qin Shi Huang young forever, and at the same time control the leaders of some of the great powers in the yang world, so as to achieve the goal of controlling the world again!

However, even so, I still made all the twenty-four dishes in the cave according to the recipe, and the rest of us were all tied up like zongzi at the door of the cave, and when I brought out the last dish, Xu Fu's grandson actually tied me up and threw it into the pile:

"You kid is honestly waiting, and I'll clean you up after I summon the dragon!"

I was instantly shocked: "You, you swore to let us go......"

"That's right!" Xu Fu smiled weirdly at me: "I lied!" ”

We all scolded angrily: "...... You are paralyzed! ”

Xu Fu looked up to the sky and smiled: "If I don't say that, will you be willing to cook for me, and only if you are willing to cook can you save me so much effort, if I don't tie you up, I don't worry, what if you use the dragon's wish with nonsense?" ”

After saying that, this Sun bullet fingers are like the wind, and the swishing swish makes us all dumb! ”

Xu Fu glanced at us proudly, then took out a bag from his arms and opened it, put the seven dragon balls inside on the ground, and then began to summon the dragon according to the rules, after the spell was recited, I saw that the sky suddenly darkened, the light was great, and the figure of the dragon was gradually revealed, Xu Fu was immediately overjoyed:

"Shenlong, you have finally appeared! Now that I have twenty-four dishes for the full feast of gods and demons, and one of your wishes, can you help me resurrect people in the yang world? ”

The whole body of the divine dragon was finally revealed, and the lantern-sized eyes swept downward, and he shook his head: "No! ”

"Why?" Xu Fu was momentarily confused: "Is our dish wrong?" It's okay, we'll do it again right away, and we'll be sure to meet your requirements......"

"It has nothing to do with the dish!" Shenlong shook his head again: "It's your wish, I can't help you make it happen!" ”

"And why?" Xu Fu was a little broken: "Aren't you responsive?" ”

Shenlong said: "You are right, yes, whoever summoned me can indeed ask me to fulfill one of his wishes, but ......"

"But what?" Xu Fu said with a stammer: "Please tell me!" ”

"But it also depends on my mood!" Shenlong roared angrily: "You tied up my godson, how can this make me feel good, you say, if your son is arrested, are you in the mood to go to work?" ”

"Huh?" Xu Fu pointed at us blankly: "They are, is it your godson?" ”

"Yes!"

Shenlong snapped his fingers, and all of us were confined by Xu Fu's confinement unfolded together, and all of us turned over and climbed up, and then pointed at me and sneered at Xu Fu wantonly: "Bingo! Why bother to be the godson of the dragon! ”

Xu Fupu fell to the ground!

End.

With the help of Shenlong, we quickly rescued the Ten Palaces of Yama, Xu Fu was imprisoned again in the deepest part of the underworld, everything returned to normal, and Ren Xiaoyan and I became more and more prosperous in the restaurant in the yang world, what is the relationship between the two of us, hehe, I won't tell you!

The characters of the legendary world have returned to their own world, and my patrol in the underworld was handed over to Lolixi to take care of temporarily, which is considered an investment I made in the underworld in advance, with this investment, after the death of Ren Xiaoyan, even if it is an investment immigrant, both treatment and reincarnation will be guaranteed!

This kind of comfortable day has passed for nearly two months, and I didn't even have time to take Ren Xiaoyan home to see my parents, and on a dark and terrifying night in a certain month, Lolita appeared in my kitchen again!

It's not a hotel kitchen or a baking stall kitchen, it's my home, it's my home! At that time, I was using the microwave to beat chicken wings, Ren Xiaoyan was curled up on the sofa, and there were beer, foreign wine, red wine and cocktails on the coffee table, and I had been planning an excuse for a long time, drinking and watching a midnight ball game

Because she told me: "Why bother, something happened, you and Xiaoyan must help me!" ”

Then Ren Xiaoyan rushed in with an excited face: "What's wrong, what's wrong?" She looked at me and agreed without saying a word: "Say, I have no problem with why bever, go immediately!" ”

Lori said solemnly: "Jesus, Rulai Buddha, Jade Emperor, Allah Allah and the four of them broke up yesterday when they were playing mahjong, and they were going to hold a celestial kitchen god competition, so I came to you!" ”

I stomped my foot and said, "Dude is really a mortal, you can let me go!" ”

Lolita didn't talk nonsense, she pointed directly at the fork in her hand, and my whole body flew up, and then, I agreed again!

(End of book)