Chapter 3 Reporting to the University
A month has passed in the blink of an eye, and in the blink of an eye, I will go to the university to report. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info I packed all kinds of luggage, rolled up a bed, and waited for dawn tomorrow!
Those ghosts aren't going to trouble my grandparents, are they? I thought to myself, but after thinking about it, I was relieved, after all, it was me who had an enmity with them, this creature who bullied the yang world for no reason, and it would be a crime to be added to the underworld in the future! Moreover, ordinary little ghosts can't enter the house at all, because the statue of Guan Gong is posted on the door of my house is very majestic, if those little ghosts dare to come, without waiting for the door god to speak, the grumpy Guan Er Ye will chop them to death!
"Ah Fang, after you go to college, you have to study hard, it's not easy for you to get into a key university!" On the day I went to the provincial capital, the villagers came to see me off, and when I was leaving, the village chief took my hand and said: "You are a college student in these ten miles and eight townships, and you have given our village chief a face!"
"Okay, okay, let's stop talking, the tractor is shaking, Ah Fang, hurry up and get on the tractor! Uncle will take you to town for a bus! The "thud" of the tractor interrupted us, and the uncle who drove the tractor urged me.
"Ah Fang, I want to find a beautiful daughter-in-law when I go to college, and the granddaughter and grandmother of the village chief don't like ......" After highlighting the encirclement of everyone, my grandmother whispered to me while passing me luggage.
"Uh...... Okay, Grandma! I nodded solemnly and agreed. Uncle, I'll drive the tractor, this mountain road is difficult to walk! "Anyway, I switched places with my uncle, and he sat behind the tow box to show me the luggage!
Shifting gears and stepping on the accelerator and releasing the handbrake, the tractor "suddenly" emitted black smoke on the road, and I began to walk out of the mountain village and into the modern world, to see a new world that I had never seen before!
The last stop was by train, and it was a very boring long journey, sometimes through mountain villages, sometimes through towns, sometimes through dark mountains! Flickering light and dark, I was as sleepy as everyone else. I don't know how long later, when I opened my eyes again, I found that there were more people in the carriage, I guess who stood up, and there was an old man with gray hair standing next to me.
"Grandpa, I'll sit in my seat!" Looking at a gray-haired old man standing and sitting by himself, I really couldn't bear it!
"What are you doing? I'm not here for you to sit! "As soon as I stood up, a young man with a big face and a thick face next to me sat down!
"If you don't sit, you won't allow me to sit!" The young man said dismissively.
Oh, your uncle, being a shameless person has reached such a point, why the hell do you think this is a bus, right? You can grab it if you give up a bit, but Lao Tzu bought a ticket, how dare you be so arrogant. I didn't get angry, so I picked him up and threw him in the aisle without saying a word.
"Sit down, old man!" After vacating the seat, I invited the old man to take a seat.
The young man was stunned for a moment, and after reacting, he suddenly stood up, and was about to pounce and fight with a strange scream.
Damn, you're looking for death again, Lao Tzu has been practicing martial arts for more than ten years, and Lao Tzu can fight twenty spicy chickens like you. Looking at the young man's actions, I smiled coldly.
However, he did not pounce, and I clearly saw the old man slap him on the back of his ass, and he did not move.
"What's going on?" A flight attendant and a police officer came over and asked, probably because the young man yelled too loudly just now, they heard it, and someone in the carriage woke up to look at us.
"Oh, it's okay, this young man said he wanted to practice Zama walking, let's get out of the way!" I was about to answer the policeman when the old man pointed to the motionless young man.
The police and flight attendants glared fiercely at the young man who was "Zama Bu", and then left.
"Old man, you are so old, how can you buy a standing ticket instead of a sitting ticket? The price is the same anyway! ”
"Hehe, I didn't buy a ticket......"
"What, you didn't buy a ticket? So how did you get up? I was taken aback, looked around, and asked in a suppressed voice.
"Thank you, young man, for giving up your seat. I'm almost there, I'm getting off in that tunnel ahead! The old man looked at me with a smile and did not answer directly.
"What?" Halfway off the train? How to get out? Jump out of the window!
The old man pointed to the air window above his head, meaning that he was going to go from there! Then he touched the buttocks of the young man, who was still zama, and ripped off a talisman.
"Talisman!" My eyes were straight, which I had in that book, but it was too complicated for me to draw. And my mana is too weak, so the talisman basically doesn't work!
The "boom ......" train entered the tunnel, and when it lit up again, the old man was gone.
"Ahhh The tease of Zamabu had been torn off because of the amulet, and now his legs were numb and he was sitting in the aisle. He broke down when he heard the flight attendant announce the next station in a beautiful voice on the radio.
"What's going on?" The man shouted loudly and startled the conductor, and the conductor came over with two police officers and asked what was going on. After hearing what happened, the conductor learned that the man had overdone the train when he was asleep, and the conductor looked at the man's ticket and comforted him amiably: "Young man, don't worry, come, come with me, make up the ticket first......"
When I arrived at the school, it was already the second day, and the sun was shining at the turn of summer and autumn, and I suddenly felt so small when I looked at the bustling crowd and the flow of people of all kinds. This is the metropolis, this is the university!
"Who kicked my bunk over there?" When I came back from paying the bill, I watched a few angry people step on my mat, and I kicked the snakeskin bag with the quilt next to the trash can, and I immediately became angry.
"Yo, it's your luggage, I thought that migrant worker threw away the garbage!"
"Where's the hillbilly!"
"Don't say that, it looks like a freshman, and being admitted to this university is also a first-class cow......"
A few of them chatted on their own, and they also stepped on my mat for two *** and couldn't flow, so they didn't communicate, I glanced at them coldly, and said in a deep voice: "If you don't pick up that bag for me right away and wash my mat, I'll let you go to see Lord Yama!" ”
"You and the hell...... Uh-uh! ”
"If you don't want to die, do as I say! Don't make me say it a second time! "Hearing my cold voice, that arrogant bastard thing in my hand only shuddered!
"What are you still doing in a daze, hurry up and do as he says!" Looking at the people who were there now, the guy who was grabbed by my neck and grabbed in front of me yelled urgently, for fear that I would strangle him to death as soon as I used my strength!
"You give me...... Belch! "A few security guards came around, and I threw the tease in my hand on the ground, picked up the quilt and luggage, and turned around to look for the dormitory. Those gangsters thought I was scared, and they suddenly became arrogant. I was about to scold, but I turned around and gave him a cold look, and he swallowed the rest of his words.
"You shouldn't mess with them!" Those people got into a cool sports car and walked away, and a few security guards dispersed when they saw that there was no situation, and it is estimated that they knew those gangster youths very well. A security guard came over and patted me on the shoulder and sighed, "You can't afford to mess with them!" ”
"Huh?" I glanced at him, who were they? The Jade Emperor is still the son of Lord Yama? Can make you scared like this......