Chapter 98, red-haired dumplings
Tang Ming took the lead and stood in front of everyone, holding a streamer sword in his hand. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info has the courage of a general in ancient times.
"Old Tang, good, now is the time when the party needs you, this arduous and glorious task will be handed over to you, don't worry, I will remember to help you pay your party dues" Although Wang Fatzi fell into a dangerous situation, he still looked like a hanger. The mouth is still full of running trains.
"Fatty, what the hell are you talking about, that's what the glorious soldier in the movie said before he died, you said so, Old Tang, don't worry, we will take care of your aftermath after you leave... The combination of Hu Bayi and Wang Fatzi is optimistic and upbeat no matter what kind of danger they encounter, and they are unforgiving.
Tang Ming originally puffed up momentum, but when he heard the gags of these two people, he couldn't cry or laugh.
"Dong" big zongzi didn't give everyone time to fight, and one jumped out of the coffin, slammed it on the ground, splashing countless dust.
Tang Ming saw the red-haired zongzi attacking violently, and at this time, he also dispelled the idea of arguing with the two, and rushed up to the guy.
The streamer sword in Tang Ming's hand was an authentic immortal weapon, extremely powerful, and with the sharpness of the sword itself, it was difficult for any weapon to match.
However, in order to hone his body, Tang Ming sealed most of the power of the streamer sword through the system, and only retained a small part of the sharp ability, but it was only like an ordinary divine weapon. Otherwise, if you fight with anyone, you will cut off the opponent's weapon with a single sword, and that will be a fart.
Tang Ming held the streamer sword, and the sword flower in his hand shook, and in an instant, the tip of the streamer sword appeared in the throat of the red-haired zongzi.
The "ding" streamer sword stabbed at the throat of the red-haired zongzi, but the obstacle encountered not only did not pierce, but produced a metallic sound.
The red-haired zongzi also felt the streamer sword in his throat, and hit the streamer sword with one palm.
Tang Ming stepped on a few steps in a row, dodging the attack of the red-haired zongzi, and it was already another "ding" when he appeared again, before the person arrived, the sword came first, and Tang Ming stabbed the back of the big zongzi in the back of the head with a sword, but it was still in vain.
"Ding, ding, ding" The next repeated sounds came from the tomb, and Tang Ming's sword was sure to hit the key point of the big zongzi, but it was all in vain.
The big zongzi that evolved into a red-haired zombie was invulnerable at this time, and even the sharpness of the divine soldiers could resist it, but Tang Ming's even a few swords were not useless at all.
The big zongzi that evolved into a red-haired zombie has also produced a simple spiritual sense, although Tang Ming's streamer sword did not cause any substantial damage to it, but it also stung the red-haired zongzi, and the red-haired zongzi roared again and again.
"Knock" was another metallic sound, and I saw that Wang Fatzi was also a ghostly at this time, quietly teaming up with Hu Bayi to move a huge mace out of nowhere, and the two of them were attracted by Tang Ming by riding the big zongzi, and the two used all their strength to lift the mace sideways and hit the red-haired big zongzi fiercely.
The big zongzi was caught off guard and was knocked out by the two of them with a mace.
"Okay, the party and the people will remember your merits, and I will definitely give you a great credit when I look back" Tang Ming also praised when he saw that the two of them had crashed into the red-haired zongzi.
But as soon as Tang Ming's words fell, the red-haired zongzi got up again.
"Damn, this red-haired zongzi can't be beaten with iron, I really don't believe it fat man, old Hu, come again, this time let's hit his head" Wang Fatzi was also ruthless at this time, and greeted Hu Bayi and raised his mace again and rushed towards the red-haired zongzi.
But this time there was no good luck before, and the zongzi that was knocked away also roared angrily, and the mace flew out with a slap of both palms, and I don't know where it was thrown.
And the fat man Wang, who was caught off guard, rushed straight into the arms of the red-haired zongzi.
Wang Fatzi raised his head and looked at the big zongzi with a hideous face, the big zongzi roared, and a fishy smell came to his face, and he was almost fainted by Wang Fatzi.
When the big zongzi saw the gift in his arms, he didn't hesitate, and he was about to bite the fat man in his arms fiercely.
And Hu Bayi, who fell to the ground, also hurriedly grabbed Wang Fatzi's legs at this time, and pulled back hard, Wang Fatman was unprepared and lost his balance directly, and fell face to the ground. It was also dangerous to avoid the big mouth of the big zongzi.
But Wang Fatzi, who lost his balance, also grabbed the clothes of the big zongzi in a panic, only to hear the sound of "stabbing", the pants of the big zongzi were directly ripped off by Wang Fatzi, and the clothes that had existed for hundreds of years had long since lost their original toughness, and I saw that the pants of the big zongzi were directly torn into shorts, revealing the dry and disgusting thighs like black charcoal.
Hu Bayi also reacted quickly, and directly dragged Wang Fatzi's thigh backwards.
And Tang Ming also hurriedly plugged in at this time, blocking the big zongzi who wanted to attack the two. Continue to fight with the big dumplings.
Hu Bayi dragged Wang Fatzi aside, hurriedly helped Wang Fatzi up, and called out to him.
And Wang Fatzi, who had just been smoked by the stench of zombies, was also a little stunned at this time, and Hu Bayi also hurriedly slapped him a few times to make him sober up.
"Vomit" Wang Fatzi, who had just woken up, immediately vomited to the side.
After vomiting for a long time, there was really nothing to vomit in his stomach, and the fat man Wang eased up: "I fucked the eighteenth generation of the ancestors of this big zongzi, he hasn't brushed his teeth for many fucking years, and he is disgusting to death, the fat man is me" After speaking, he retched to the side again.
Hu Bayi also patted the fat man's back, and also scolded with a smile: "Fat man, I really didn't expect you to have such a habit after getting along with you for so many years, I have to stay away from you next time I sleep."
Wang Fatzi also stopped vomiting when he heard this, and asked: "Lao Hu, you fucking are questioning your revolutionary comrades-in-arms who have been close for many years, fat man, I grew up with you since I was a child, and you know even a few hairs on my body, what kind of special habits can I fucking have?" ”
Hu Bayi also continued to laugh and said: "Then what the hell are you doing picking up the pants of other people's old zongzi, look at it, other people's old zongzi has taken a fancy to you now, and I want to be with you alive or dead" said and pointed to the big zongzi blocked by Tang Ming, at this time, the two black thighs of the big zongzi were exposed, and the pants on his body were also completely floating on his body.
Wang Fatzi was also furious when he heard Hu Bayi's ridicule: "Old Hu, you are slandering, don't you want to take off your pants when the big dumplings are hot?" You are a serious feudal mentality, everyone knows how to keep up with the trend of the times, maybe one day people will be popular in this dress. Wang Fatzi was fainted by the tone of the big zongzi just now, and he didn't remember what happened just now, but it was his principle not to admit what he could not admit.
"What the fuck is this, what a fucking bad luck." Wang Fatzi also saw the strip of cloth that was still firmly held in his hand at this time, and he recognized it as the same one when he looked at Zongzi's thighs, and Wang Fatzi's face couldn't help but be hot.
"Brother Hu, Brother Wang, look at it" At this time, Yingzi's shout relieved the fat man's embarrassment.
The two of them followed the sound and saw that the mace, which had been knocked off by the zongzi, smashed into a wall, smashing a large hole in the wall of the tomb.
The two of them also walked over quickly, and the flashlight shone at the big hole, and there was a passage behind the big hole, which led somewhere.
The two wanted to continue their research, but were interrupted by the roar of zongzi.
"Old Tang, hold on a little longer," Hu Bayi shouted at Tang Ming, and after speaking, he found the package scattered on the ground, and he didn't know what to rummage in inside.
"Found it," Hu Bayi took out a dark and slender thing from the package and said happily.
"Good guy, black donkey hooves, look at this old zongzi now, don't you have to be nervous" Wang Fatzi looked at the object in Hu Ba's hand and recognized this thing, and at the same time, he also looked at the old zongzi viciously.
"Old Don, we're coming,"
Tang Ming has been fighting with Zongzi for more than 100 rounds at this time, and the original clothes on Zongzi's body have become rags at this time, and they are barely hanging on his body, although Tang Ming is a congenital master, but the seal of the weapon, coupled with the invulnerability of the old Zongzi, Tang Ming has no choice but to drag the old Zongzi all the time.
"Hey, old zongzi, look at this" Wang Fatzi's taunting skills were successfully released, and he successfully pulled all the hatred on his body, and the old zongzi also abandoned Tang Ming, recognized this perverted fat man who picked his pants, and pounced on the fat man desperately.
And Hu Bayi and Yingzi, who had already been prepared, were also two people pulling the nylon rope and rushing to the old zongzi at this time, and in the case of being unguarded for a while, Hu Bayi and Yingzi acted quickly, pulling the rope around the big zongzi and turning in a circle, and after a while, the big zongzi was trapped strongly, and the nylon rope was also brought by Tang Ming, and the quality was also speechless, but at this time, looking at the old zongzi's struggle, he didn't dare to guarantee whether he could trap the old zongzi.
"Fatty, hurry up" Hu Bayi and Yingzi grabbed the two ends of the nylon rope.
The fat man who was scared by the rushing zongzi also hurriedly got up, took out the black donkey's hooves and stuffed them into the old zongzi's mouth.
As soon as the black donkey's hooves entered the mouth of the old zongzi, the old zongzi suddenly quieted down.
The fat man also exhaled a long breath and sat down on the ground.
But Hu Bayi was still not at ease, and he Yingzi continued to entangle the big zongzi, tied the nylon rope into a dead knot, and firmly trapped the big zongzi, which was relieved.
Tang Ming also let go of his heart at this time, although with his body style, the zongzi couldn't hit him at all, but he wasn't afraid of 10,000, just in case, if such a disgusting big zongzi hit you, it would be a few days.
"Fatty, look, your old friend is drooling at you." Hu Bayi fell to the ground, but his eyes were still staring at the old zongzi.
The fat man heard Hu Bayi's words and looked at it, although the old zongzi said that the black donkey's hooves were stuffed in his mouth and his body lost his mobility, but the old zongzi's eyes could still move, and he was staring at the fat man at this time, and he didn't know what liquid was left in the mouth of the black donkey's hooves, and it was extremely disgusting to watch.
Wang Fatzi got up with a spirit, walked to the zongzi, and looked at the big zongzi in front of him: "Oh, I'll go, you old zongzi, still have to talk to me, still stare at me, and then you have to look, look again" The fat man said to the zongzi at this time, and scolded the old zongzi fiercely, and I don't know if it was because of the bad breath of the zongzi, or if he picked up someone's pants.
After resting for a while, everyone also walked to the big hole that had been punched out by the mace.
At this time, the way has been "sealed" by the coffin board of the old zongzi, and it will not be opened for a while, and under the unanimous curiosity of everyone, it is also a unified decision, and everyone walks into the big hole with the harvested spoils.
"Fatty, stop playing, let's go"
"Hey, that's good."
Everyone walked into the big hole, but they didn't find that after everyone left, the old zongzi that was originally stuffed into the mouth by the hooves of the black donkey trembled and vibrate.
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