Chapter 204: The Dancing King of the Sanctuary.
[The background BGM in this chapter is "Jailhouse _ Rock". 】
"We are tourists passing through the precious land, and we want to go to ......" Brother Hao originally wanted to say that he was going to worship the Pope or something, but when the words came to his lips, he suddenly felt that it seemed a little inappropriate to say so...... So he changed his words, "I want to visit the Temple of Athena, I heard that the decoration and scenery are first-class." ”
Don't you even look good at the damn send!
But as a civilized outsider in the new century, when you get to other people's territory, you can try to BB without doing anything, this is called being mature and steady, and taking care of the overall situation, understand?
"Huh?" Brother Hao's words made Musk a little unable to turn around.
"You see, we have the Pope's handwriting," Brother Hao immediately added, and when he was done, he took out Arudiba's horn and shook it, "and souvenirs." ”
Although Brother Hao didn't have much hope for Dick Musk's personality...... But doing everything is also Brother Hao's usual means. Whatever, if you play a mouth cannon in advance, let's talk about it, anyway, it's not a fantasy where the goes, what can you do if you don't talk about it?
"Do you believe what the poor boy of Arudiban said? Visitor? When we go out of the Sanctuary and go back to the Sanctuary, as long as we pass by him, we have to buy tickets and souvenirs, do you think these things are really useful? Hey, hey, hey~ It's naïve. ”
Your sister? Arudiba, you bastard, it's too much!
Hearing Musk say this, Brother Hao immediately thought of a post he saw on the Internet a long time ago, what is "Top Ten Pit Attractions in Domestic Tourism"...... , rearrange the version, Arudiba's Taurus Palace can be shortlisted for the gold award......
Of course, if Brother Hao showed these things to the Golden Saint Seiya with a sense of justice...... Maybe it really works (for example, the Lions will be heartbroken and heartbroken, Brother Hao's IQ, the virgin will be reasonable, and the shooter will buy the same model together to give some comfort or something), but when you meet a scoundrel like Musk, who doesn't eat oil and salt...... Obviously, this trick is not very easy to use.
"Okay, Mr. Musk, how can we get through your temple?" Anyway, even if there is still an encounter in the end, you have to figure out the details of the other party first, after all, knowing yourself and knowing your opponent can not be defeated.
"You can't get by." Dick Musk chuckled, and Brother Hao saw the thing jump down from a high place in the darkness and stand in everyone's sight.
I have to say...... The shape of this product is really ...... and its character is the same...... It's rotten (how unpopular is the Nima program team with Cancer?) )。
Musk is wearing a golden holy shirt (pants) on the lower half of his body, and his upper body is shirtless with his chest and breasts exposed, and his muscles are ...... Yes, there is, but this cub is tattooed all over his body, not to mention what the hell the tattoo is, but anyone who can enter the Golden Zodiac is ...... No matter how bad the character is, at least the taste is a little, right?
That's why you have a tattoo on your chest...... What the hell is a four-legged snake with long legs striped on its arms...... Before joining the Zodiac of the Sanctuary...... Isn't it the ...... of the funeral family? And what's the situation with that sky-high colorful ghost hair, God......
Ah, in general, Musk's appearance is more eye-catching than the corpse pendants in his temple, Brother Hao looked at the past, and almost forgot all the strategies that had been carefully planned all the way to the clouds, it seems that the pollution (attack) at the spiritual level is sometimes more powerful than the real killing moves......
"Can't get through?" was stunned, and Brother Hao remembered to answer the call.
"That's right~!" Dick Musk smirked and snapped his fingers.
"Smack!"
Children's shoes, have you ever been in a karaoke parlor in the 80s? It's the kind of place where you can just find a broken spot, set up a laser light, set up a public tape recorder, dim the lights, and start messing into the disco......
Brother Hao has entered, but he didn't expect to feel it again in his lifetime.
With Musk's snap of his fingers, several laser rays from top to bottom suddenly appeared in the dim Cancer Palace Temple, and the group of corpses hanging like sausages began to sweep slowly, and at the same time, the entire hall spun up a BGM that made Brother Hao extremely painful......
【Let ' s _ rock _ everybody _ let ' s _ rock~】
【Everybody _ in _ the _ hole _ cell _ block~】
【as _ dancin ' to _ the _ Jailhouse _ Rock~】【Spider _ Murphy _ played _ the _ tenor _ saxophone~】……
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The atmosphere is already so embarrassing, Musk is shameless...... In the light and energetic melody, he stood on tiptoe, bent his waist, shrugged his shoulders and threw a female corpse (he had been carrying it when he appeared) to a high place, and suddenly a unique "snort" sound of the rope came, and in an instant, the female corpse had been hung somewhere above his head and became a member of the sausage army.
Under the stunned gaze of Brother Hao and others, Musk even came up with a set of embarrassing dances choreographed by himself, which is the kind of Han Hong who wants to beat people when he sees it...... As for whether he made it up himself, I don't know, anyway, Brother Hao didn't see what the hell this cramped calf was dancing after watching it for a long time......
Yes...... Give him a jump, and then him after the jump......
Dick Musk can make people want to be angry inexplicably in any version, and he seems to have inherited this talent perfectly in the current challenge plot, and after only five minutes of dancing, Brother Hao felt that some ghost fire was rising out of his head, and Melbourne on the side seemed to tremble slightly......
“Oh~!”
On the other hand, Brother Cancer, this small broken step and two-handed machine gun (high-frequency snapping of fingers) seems to have jumped high, and he didn't take Brother Hao and the others in his eyes at all, as if this temple, this world, and even this universe are his stage......
"Bang Bang Bang~!"
With the non-stop snapping of fingers, the naked corpses hanging on the dome of the entire hall suddenly trembled collectively, and then began to move as if they were alive.
No way? What the heck? Ghost disco?
Seeing this battle, Jian Hao and the others were immediately shocked, and they came out of the brisk and extremely embarrassing atmosphere for a second, and hurriedly put on a fighting posture like a great enemy, but it took a while for everyone to find out......
The naked corpses above their heads didn't seem to mean to attack the brothers, but were moving around the entire space in a way that could be searched for and trajectorized...... Rock?
After a closer look, Brother Hao found that these corpses were indeed hung in the air by some very fine objects, and what exactly was it that I couldn't see clearly, nylon rope? Steel wire? But none of this mattered, the point was that there seemed to be some things like pulley tracks all over the dome of this hall, and the reason why these corpses were able to slide around and sway around was because of these things.
Yes...... Foreign ...... can play, others hang some lamps at most and slide around, you hang naked corpses directly, yes, give you a thumbs up, bastard!
“OK~!”
At the end of the song, Musk also stopped dancing, pouting his hips and snapping his fingers, "Before I deprive and tear apart your souls, do you have any last words?" ”
Don't jump anymore, does it count?