The time before and after the dispersal of this pair of outlaw mandarin duck ghosts lasted only a dozen seconds!

It's a short time, but I feel like it's been years! Especially when I was choked by one of the evil spirits, I felt like I was about to suffocate to death, as if I had died once and then been reincarnated. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"We won't let you go...... You break us apart...... Come to a sticky end...... Don't die well......"

The sound of two demons struggling before death was heard in the room, and the sound of the demons echoed in the room for a long time, and it made me very upset.

The little couple was so frightened by this terrifying sound that they covered their ears and hid in the corner and shouted.

The voices of evil spirits are not unheard just by covering their ears, and the sounds they make are produced by the human heart, so it is useless to cover your ears.

Ding Shengxian wiped the ears of the little couple with cinnabar, and suddenly the voice disappeared. I also hurriedly wiped my ears with cinnabar, and then opened the doors and windows to let the yin qi radiate out.

Ding Shengxian went to the kitchen and took out wormwood, boiled the soup, sprinkled the house, and lit incense with wormwood, and instructed the little couple not to have sex tonight, and wait for tomorrow when the yin qi is almost dispersed before having sex, so as not to enter the body in the process of having sex, and there will be a chance of conceiving a ghost fetus at that time.

When we're done, we take our leave. Walking on the road, I pinched my neck and said to Ding Shengxian: "It feels really uncomfortable to be scratched by evil ghosts, I feel that there is something in my neck, can you help me take a look?" ”

Ding Shengxian said: "You have two black handprints on your neck, which were left by evil ghosts, go back tonight and take a bath with grapefruit leaves, and use Chinese medicine to regulate it yourself, it is your own way, sleep and you will be fine tomorrow." ”

"It won't have any effect on me in the future, will it?" I asked worriedly.

"No, you behaved very bravely tonight, I didn't expect you to use your life to attract that pair of demons, I am very satisfied, four or six points, I am four and you six!" Ding Shengxian said.

I was stunned, I didn't expect me to take the big head!

Looking at Ding Shengxian, I saw a cheap smile on his face again, and I immediately became angry and shouted: "It seems that you have premeditated, and you know that the pair of outlaw mandarin ducks will not be separated no matter what, so you are looking for me, a person who knows a little bit about it, and use my life to delay time!" ”

"Haha...... It's not too late to find out......"

I kicked him in the ass a few times, he started to run away, I chased after him, this guy was so cheap, he kept teasing me while running, and said: "Tonight is an opportunity for you to grow, you will have experience in ghost hunting in the future, if you really want to learn, I can teach you, we can fight each other in the future." ”

"Not uncommon!" I didn't plan to be a ghost hunter because it was too dangerous, and dealing with ghosts was a joke on my life. I am my good fortune teller, although I don't earn as much as a ghost hunter, but at least there is no big risk, and I don't have to worry about accidents in my life.

When I got home, I looked in the mirror and found the black handprints on my neck, which scared my hands and almost broke the mirror, those two black handprints were so terrifying!

I feel like I'm going to have a bad night's sleep tonight!

After Ding Shengxian gave me 3,000 yuan, he took his 2,000 yuan and went to the nightclub to find a stumbling girl to have a good time.

I took a grapefruit bath, took a Chinese medicine to ward off evil spirits, and slept very unsteadily this night, waking up many times in the middle of the night, and every time I woke up and closed my eyes, my mind was full of the shadows of the pair of outlaw mandarin ducks.

I haven't seen them in real shape, but as soon as I close my eyes, my mind will see what they look like, and I won't be able to get rid of them for a long time.

After a good night's sleep, I woke up the next day, and sure enough, the black handprints were gone, but there were still some subtle traces. But it's fine, and you won't feel anything if you don't look closely.

Pack up your things and go to Shi Niang's house for retreat, and the fortune-telling shop will be closed for a while.

My wife made breakfast at home and waited for me to come, but I had already eaten breakfast, because I had to bring breakfast to the four girls when I came, so I bought it by the way.

Shi Niang pulled her pretty face and said, "Is it because Shi Niang doesn't make it delicious?" You haven't even tasted it, little fool, take a bite! ”

I didn't dare to upset my sister, so I hurriedly tasted it.

Shi Niang's breakfast was made with meat buns, which were very delicious, tender and delicious, and I said, "Shi Niang's cooking skills are so good, I have been blessed in the ten days of retreat." ”

Shi Niang smiled and said, "Eat more if it's delicious, I steamed two cages, one cage per person!" ”

"Ah......h

It's okay if I don't have breakfast, but this cage won't be enough for me.

But now I'm panicking if I eat one more.

"Don't you eat it? If you don't eat, I won't cook it for you in the future, and you can cook it yourself for the rest of the day! "Shi Niang stretched her face again, such a fickle pretty face, I suspect that Shi Niang is not thirty-seven or eighteen years old, but seventeen or eighteen years old.

"Okay, I'll eat!" My wife's cooking skills are much better than mine, and I can't afford to waste such a blessing. I just finished eating a cage of meat buns, and at this moment the things have reached my throat, and I feel like I will vomit it if I move it slightly.

I paced back and forth in the yard to eat, and my wife was washing dishes in the kitchen while watching me secretly happy. After a long time, after washing up, he said to me: "Little fool, go around the village with Shiniang, take you to familiarize yourself with the environment, and in the next ten days, if you feel bored, you can wander around the village to relax, but there is one thing, absolutely do not go out of the village, otherwise Shiniang will not teach you anything in the future." ”

I remembered one thing and said, "The four girls who lived in the dilapidated house used to be the ones who brought them food and water, but now they are going into retreat, and my wife has to trouble you to help." ”

"I'm not going, I don't like those four girls, but I can do four more people's share, you go and send them." Remember to ask them to pay for the food, 400 yuan a month...... If you want to eat meat, count it separately! The teacher raised her pretty face, looking playful and cute.

I couldn't help but be stunned, my sister still has such a cute side.

After walking around the village, the noon time passed.

Shi Niang quickly made lunch, and my rice with Shi Niang was beef noodles, and the amount of beef was very sufficient, almost half a catty. I tasted it, and the noodles alone were very delicious, sour and spicy, and the taste was moderate. Although I ate a lot in the morning, I don't feel like I can't eat at all.

After we finished eating, Shi Niang made ordinary somen noodles for the four girls. Put the somen noodles in a plastic lunch box and let me bring them to the four girls.

The four girls were eating somen noodles and were full of praise, Zheng Hanyu asked, "Xiaoshan, this noodle doesn't seem to be from the restaurant, did you make it?" ”

"My sister-in-law made it, if you think it is delicious, you will pay 400 yuan for food per person, and if you want to eat meat, your sister will take care of your food for this month." I said.

"Four hundred yuan a month, it's a good deal, it's about thirty a day to order takeout, more than nine hundred a month, we paid it!" The four girls did not hesitate to agree.

After collecting the lunch box and food expenses, I took out 800 yuan from my pocket, handed it to my wife, and said, "These 800 yuan is my food expenses. ”

Shi Niang confiscated my money, but said: "Little fool, I still see Shi Niang, don't turn your face and deny Shi Niang when you learn your skills and make a lot of money in the future." ”

My mother's selfless dedication to me is so touching!

In the afternoon, my mother began to teach me the real skills, and she took out a yellowed notebook, which was a marriage note she wrote with her master, which recorded many ways to catch ghosts in addition to marriage.

Shi Niang said: "Learn to marry first, and after you finish learning, you will also learn the method of catching ghosts, and you will inevitably use it in the future." ”

Do you really want to be a ghost hunter? Ding Shengxian wants me to learn, and my teacher also wants me to learn!

I hesitated, but after a long time, I made up my mind to learn! If I don't learn, I won't be able to deal with that kind of evil ghost disturbing the marriage.

There are many types of marriage methods, in addition to the most commonly used feng shui to urge marriage, there are also Gu arts, occult arts, head lowering techniques, spiritisms, spells, and so on.

The spell is lost, or it doesn't exist! Because these things are only recorded in ancient books, and no one has ever seen them with their own eyes.

There are records in the notes of other types of teachers, there are a lot of contents in them, and they can't be learned in ten days, and the teachers said that these ten days will let me master a fur first, and the rest will continue to improve in practice in the future.

After an afternoon of studying, I looked tired. Seeing this, the senior lady smiled and said to me, "Do you want to chat with your junior sister to relieve the pressure?" ”

"Is my sister back?" Didn't you say that there were more than 20 days left before the holiday, I was a little confused.

Shi Niang said: "It's really a little fool to say that you are a little fool, WeChat chat, phone calls or videos are fine." ”

"Oh, that's good!" I couldn't wait for the teacher to ask for my sister's WeChat. Add the junior sister's WeChat, and the junior sister passed in one second.

Before I could send a message, my sister sent me a request for a video conversation.

I'm a little nervous, my sister is so beautiful, the family conditions are not bad, and I have a capable mother, who can be regarded as Bai Fumei.

And I look relatively ordinary, and I have no money, just a sling, when I was still hesitating, the sister said: "Pick up, my sister has seen your photos, I don't think you are ugly!" ”

Master's words make me cry and laugh, am I ugly? I'm not ugly at all, thick eyebrows and big eyes, double eyelids, or Danfeng eyes, the eyelashes are longer than girls', but the skin is not good, very rough, so it can only be regarded as one or two points handsome, compared to the real handsome guys, I am an ordinary look.

After connecting to the video, the appearance of the junior sister Li Ran'er appeared in front of her, she was as beautiful as in the photo, with big flickering eyes blinking, very cute.

The junior sister spoke first and said: "Stinky senior brother, I haven't been apprenticing for so many days, and I don't care if my mother wants my WeChat, I thought you weren't interested in me at all!" "The voice is very sweet and beautiful!

In an instant, my blood was pumping, and I was hard through the phone!

Just watching the video and listening to two sentences of sound can make me set up a tent person, junior sister, this is the first one. Her words are as ambiguous as Shiniang!

Obviously, my sister and I haven't met yet, but she calls me "stinky brother" so affectionately! This tone should be something that only people who have known each other for a long time should have!

"How dare you, my love for my junior sister is like a surging river!" Since my sister calls me so affectionately, then I'm not welcome, just confess.

Man, take the initiative!

"Liar, if you really have a love for me, you should ask for my WeChat account on the first day of apprenticeship!" The junior sister blinked her eyes and said playfully.

This appearance is exactly the same as that of the teacher. Sure enough, it's a mother and daughter, carved out of a mold!

I said excitedly: "Really, junior sister, I like you, you are so beautiful, your voice is so good, I think you can't sleep every night when you think about it." ”

I'm also talking nonsense, obviously I can't sleep these nights thinking about her mother.

After all, I haven't met my sister yet, so I can't sleep thinking about a photo, and I'm not that crazy.

The junior sister smiled and said, "But I don't like you, you are too ugly, hehe!" ”

"This ......" was so exciting just now, I confessed it, but I was rejected, and a basin of cold water poured down, and I was cold all over.

I sat on the steps with a depressed face, speechless for a long time. The junior sister smiled heartily and said, "Stinky senior brother, stupid senior brother, what do you mean by this expression, have you been hit by me?" ”

Isn't this knowingly asking!

I didn't speak with a dark face, and my sister continued: "Stupid brother, you like me because of my appearance, isn't it too early and hypocritical to confess now, when I go back from summer vacation, let's get along for a while, maybe I will like stupid brother!" ”

"Really?" I immediately came to the spirit, and it was good to give people hope!

"I don't lie to you! Hehe, brother, what did you and your mother eat at noon? The junior sister asked mischievously.

"Beef noodles, made by Shiniang, are delicious. What about you, are you used to eating at school? ”

The junior sister said: "Beef noodles, haven't you eaten hot pot?" The hot pot made by my mother is the best. I'm okay at school, everyone eats in the cafeteria, and I have to endure it if it's not delicious. Brother Stinky, do you know how to cook, when I come back, I will let you cook me a bowl of rice by yourself. ”

"Okay, I'm begging for it, what do you like to eat, junior sister? Chafing dish? "I'm excited, the beauty gives this opportunity, it means that she still has a good impression of me.

"Well, it's not a spicy hot pot!" The younger sister said.

Hot pot is generally the spicier the better, this non-spicy hot pot due to the lack of spicy, the taste is much inferior, if you want to make the non-spicy hot pot delicious, it is a very high cooking skills.

I asked myself that my cooking skills were not as good as my sister's, but in order not to disappoint my sister, I said, "Okay, my brother will make you a delicious hot pot that is not spicy." ”

"Good! Good! I'm really looking forward to going back to eat the hot pot made by my brother on vacation early! The junior sister said with a cute expression.