Chapter 35: Laughing and Crying

The golden light flickered and shone brightly, and Xiong Er, who was a hulk, couldn't help but be stunned, his eyes seemed to be attracted by the gold, his hand was frozen in the air, and after a while, he grabbed straight towards the golden cake - "Idiot, what are you doing?" The roar of the bear came from not far away, and his eyes also fell on my hand, "My God, you actually delayed killing because of a little money!" Are you a pure orc, Xiong Er! ”

Xiong Er turned around and argued, "I need money!" Xiong Da, we need Qian to learn advanced riding, my Void Baby Dragon is about to grow up, I want to ride it! ”

Xiong strode towards the two of us, shouting as he ran: "You disappointed me so much, Xiong Er, is it not ours to kill them for this money-why did you stop?" ”

Xiong Er was stunned, "Yes, I'm really an idiot...... Xiongda, you're so smart! He showed a bright smile at Xiong Da, and when he looked up, he found that Xiong Da did not look at him, his gaze crossed his shoulder and turned back, Xiong Ercang turned around in panic, but saw that the four of us had already fled from around the house, and were desperately drilling into the forest at this moment. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

While he and Xiong were asking and answering, we had slipped away......

Xiong Er roared like thunder, and the gorilla slapped him on the chest a few times, and chased after us quickly, followed by his brother - after transforming into the Hulk, their speed did not slow down, but also faster, only to hear a burst of banging on the ground quickly approaching, I quickly glanced at the distance between the forest and us, and came to a sad conclusion:

"Damn, even if these two don't speed up the sprint, we won't be able to escape!"

I immediately decided and was about to hand over the Ren Xiaoyan who was holding me to the time chicken, and I went to the mantis arm to block the car again, but at this time, the time and space chicken suddenly stopped, turned around, and showed a surprised expression behind Xiong Da Xiong Er: "You guys are finally here!" Quick, beat them up......"

The two bears brushed their brakes together, turned their heads, and focused on guarding against the attack from behind......

"Who?" We also slowed down and faced backwards at the same time, and before we could turn our heads, the empty rooster had already slipped down and rushed up, shouting as we ran: "Flash, I lied to them!" ”

We: "......"

The Hulk found out that he had been fooled and quickly chased after him, but because of the braking just now, the distance between us was lengthened, so the four of us rushed into the forest without danger - we thought it would be safe to enter the forest, but what we never expected was that there was a clattering sound of trees breaking off soon from the periphery of the forest, and the two bears had rushed in desperately!

I couldn't do it, I just kept running......

"Paralyzed, triathlon!" We ran out of breath and miserable, and I couldn't help but complain while running: "It's really not good, Brother Qiang, why don't you resist it?" ”

The bald head shouted bitterly: "I can stop it early!" Don't hope for me, it's really not ......."

"It's not for you to be wary, it's for you to lure them away!" The time and space chicken also took the breathless move: "You run to the right, it's better to scold while running, so that all their attention is focused on you - it's better to die one than to die all, you can fulfill us!" ”

The bald head was stunned for a moment, and then asked rhetorically, "Why don't you go?" I've finally saved you, so it's time for you to repay the favor this time, right? ”

I thought, too, "Okay, we'll repay you - left!" ”

I, Ren Xiaoyan turned around and swished to the left together, the bald head was too late to turn, so he could only grab a tree and finally turn the direction before following us again, and when he accelerated for a few minutes to catch up with us, this girl couldn't help but scold: "You are so shameless, you actually threw me ......"

Me: "Didn't you tell us to lure the two bears away?" The space-time chicken also said: "Yes, why did you follow again?" Only Ren Xiaoyan was more shallow, so she was really embarrassed and could only say: "We are sincere......"

The bald head looked at us and then looked at Ren Xiaoyan, and said helplessly: "Count you ruthless - I don't want you to repay me, right?" ”

The four of us are not big, so we drilled into the woods to pick up the dense branches of the place, hoping to be able to block the two burly fools with the dense branches, but it backfired, here things are like maggots attached to the bones, we can only continue to rush at the end, regardless of how many branches are only selected, as a result, when we reacted, we have already run out, outside the forest is a dozen meters of bare boulder platform, followed by an abyss, a huge waterfall from the opposite side of the rushing and falling, stirring up a huge splash mountain sound.

This is the Jedi, and we have no way to escape!

My mind turned, I just wanted to learn Stephen Chow's method to quickly turn around and go back, change the direction and then continue to walk with the two Hulks in the forest, before I could put it into action, there was already a clattering and clattering sound in the forest, and the two Hulks came out of it one after the other, and roared vigorously: "Look where you guys are going!" ”

I can only offer the old trick: "Can I choose how to die?" ”

"Can't!" Xiong Er roared angrily: "I'm going to eat you, if you choose cremation, I'll still eat fart - I'm not allowed to choose, I can only be honestly eaten by me!" ”

"You're too strong, aren't you?" I complained, "Can we make a wish before we die?" ”

"Why?" The two Hulks roared, "Weak humans like you are not qualified to make demands! Wishes belong to the strong, belong to our tribe, you are just food! ”

My mind suddenly moved: "Boom, it looks like if I have a unique skill, won't I be able to fool these two goods and let us go?" But, what am I going to compare it to, it's not good to cook, these two guys can't eat well or badly, they can't compare knife skills, their claws are much sharper than mine, so what's more? Oops, I'm so scared......"

When we were all racking our brains to think, the bald head suddenly said coldly: "Believe it or not, I can make you laugh with one sentence, and then make you cry with another sentence!" ”

"In a word? Laugh? Cry? Hahahaha......" The two bears were stunned on the spot, and then they all laughed, the posture was like hearing the funniest thing in the world, and it took a long time to gradually stop and say: "You stinky bald head actually dare to say such things, aren't you afraid of being eaten alive?" ”

The bald head said calmly: "Don't believe it? So let's take a gamble, and if I do it, let's go? ”

"What if you said we wouldn't laugh or cry?" Xiong said viciously: "It's cheap for you to eat alive!" ”

The bald head said fiercely: "I roasted my own hands and feet for you to eat, how about it?" ”

Xiong Daxiong and Xiong Er glanced at each other, and said in unison: "Okay!" You said it yourself! ”

We were all stunned by the answer of one man and two bears, to be honest, the bald head is not amazing, I really don't see any outstanding ability of him, although it is easy to cry and laugh, but it is really difficult to do it in one sentence - besides, since this matter has been said, there is no mystery at all, what if they can't help but cry and laugh, isn't it sent to the door?

We were just about to persuade him, but the bald head Qiang had already waved his hand at us and said resolutely: "Don't worry, I will definitely be able to do it - you will believe that I can't do it once, and it can be regarded as giving me a chance to prove myself!" ”

The perseverance, determination, and affirmation in his tone deeply touched me, and I couldn't help but be infected by his expression, and after nodding heavily, I resolutely chose to believe him: "Good! There you go! ”

The bald head Qiang and I looked at each other deeply, and nodded heavily: "I will not live up to your trust!" ”

"It's okay," I smiled, and then shouted at the two bears, "Hey! He's just representing him, if not, I won't admit it! ”

Bald head: "You are paralyzed! ”

The bald head moved his arms strongly, Xiong Daxiong stared at him intently, we knew that the final decisive moment had arrived! In the final analysis, although we still have a chance not to admit it after losing to the bald head, we really can't make any moves - it's like the Chinese team has lost three games to the world, but after losing to Iran, it has basically lost the opportunity to enter the World Cup, even if we don't want to admit it!

Then, the bald head finally moved......

He slowly, step by step, approached the two of them, and then lowered his voice and said, "My thing is bigger than yours!" ”

Astound! The audience was shocked! The whole world was shocked!

One second is very long, but it is very short, after this second of silence in the world, the forest broke out with thunderous laughter, not only Xiong Daxiong Er laughed, even me and the time chicken rolled on the ground with laughter, Ren Xiaoyan blushed and also covered her mouth and snickered - the things of the two goods are about to catch up with durian, and the bald head Qiang actually dares to say that he is bigger than them, which is also too strange!

The laughter lasted for nearly a quarter of an hour, and when we had calmed down a bit, the bald head pulled down his pants with his back to us, revealing his stuff to the two bears......

There was silence for another second, and thenβ€”

Xiong Daxiong Er burst into tears in an instant, crying heartbreakingly, and fell to the ground and howled: "How is it possible!" Oh my God, how is it possible, he is really bigger than us! ”

The rest of us: "...... it! ”

The bald head calmly lifted his pants and turned to us with a triumphant smile: "Let's go, we've won." ”

We followed him towards the forest in a trance, preparing to go all the way home, when we passed by Xiong Daxiong Er's side, we saw these two things looking in a mirror from there, and asked: "Magic Mirror Magic Mirror, tell me, whose thing is the biggest?" ”

A voice in the magic mirror said, "Didn't I say it, you two brothers are the biggest!" ”

"You dare to lie to me!" The bear roared furiously, picked up the magic mirror and smashed it heavily to the ground, only to hear a loud click, the magic mirror shattered countless pieces, each of which kept repeating: "You are the biggest...... Your Max ...... Your biggest ......"

These are all things about Xiong Da Xiong Er and the magic stick version of the magic mirror, we don't mix, we just drill into the forest - but what we never expected is that after less than 20 meters, the two Hulks actually chased after us again, and stopped in front of us viciously: "Can't go!" ”

We immediately became dissatisfied: "What do you mean, you still want to regret it?" Quality, pay attention to quality! ”

"Yes, we just want to repent!" Xiong Daxiong Er said in unison: "Because we don't have quality!" ”