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In Leng Qi's opinion, Liu Yuanqing's sesame oil shop does not have any good objects, it is just an ordinary sesame oil shop.

But Liu Sanye smiled, turned left and right in the store, touched this and that, and couldn't smell the strange smell in the room at all.

Thinking about it, the third master even dared to accept the urinal, and Leng Qi was relieved.

I didn't invite anyone, so the third master was alone, pedaled three wheels with that car, ran again and again, and I didn't know where these things went, and I was busy all day, the third master bared his teeth and held a stack of tickets, "Two hundred yuan!" Seventh Master, it was sold for 200 yuan! “

Looking at the empty room, Leng Qi touched his nose, "San'er, a good person will do it to the end, or you will sweep it clean in this house!" As for the money, you keep it for yourself! “

The third master was even happier, "Okay! Great! Handed over! “

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There were no people living in the house, and at night, Leng Qi and Liu Sanye found a dilapidated hotel to make do with it for one night.

During this period, Liu Sanye told him that when he returned to Beijing and had no money and no place to live, the third master was thinking about returning to his old job, and Li Mengkai disappeared when he arrived in Beijing.

The air conditioner wondered and asked, "San'er, you said that after all these years, you don't know how to buy a house?" “

"How expensive it is to buy a house, and you still put money on your body steadily~" The third master shook his head, and lowered his voice as he spoke, "It's not down-to-earth at all~"

Then talking about the shop, the third master looked hopeful, "Seventh master, what do you want to sell?" Buying and selling? “

Leng Qi lay lazily on the bed and glanced at the third master, "Of course it's a big deal!" Isn't it a big deal, and the seventh master can do it? “

The third master's eyes became brighter and brighter, "Oh, haha, are you doing a saw, the seventh master, Ni will sell the guanzi!" Do we want to sell Sazi, but Liu San'er wants to be the boss again~ It's good, it's very, hey~ It's good! “

"Guanzi? What's the point? San'er, you're wrong, let's not sell it! Leng Qi crossed his legs, "Let's sell coffins!"

The third master looked stunned, and then said with a sneer, "Master! Seventh Master! Bag just kidding! Tell me! ”

Leng Qi looked serious: "Who was joking with you?" I've got the name ready, it's called 'Lengqi Coffin Shop', isn't it much better than the 'Yuanqing Sesame Oil Shop'? ”

Liu Sanye suddenly found that his brain was not enough, and his face was crying: "It's good~It's good~"

The third master stood up as he spoke, opened the door and was about to go out.

Leng Qi thought that the third master didn't want to do it, so he shouted without raising his head: "Third master, are you leaving?" That's done, don't send it! You see after a busy day, Xie doesn't let Xie, what a good person! ”

The third master, who had already walked to the door, suddenly turned around: "Don't leave the forehead!" ”

"Then why are you going?" Leng Qi was puzzled.

Sanya gritted his teeth, as if he had made up his mind, with a serious face, "Go get two packs of rat poison and sprinkle it in other people's water, and our business will be better!" ”

After saying that, he turned around and left. Leng Qi reacted halfway, and hurriedly climbed out of bed to grab him, this person is scared!

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In two days, I made a signboard, and I didn't even put the opening gun, but I got some living furniture, stools, chairs, and cabinets, and this store was even opened.

The wood material of the signboard was brought back by Liu Sanye, saying that it was an old coffin board that was collected back then, and I don't know what age. Leng Qi took the pen and inscribed the signboard, and the two of them made a sub-ladder to hang it up.

There are hundreds of shops in this small county town, and what no one knows is that a coffin shop that later affected countless people opened without everyone knowing.

Although the shop is a little simpler, Leng Qi doesn't care, anyway, as long as he receives enough orders from Qiqi according to what the master said, he will be relaxed.

Liu Sanye became Liu Nerve, smirking all day long, touching this and that in the shop, but he was still quite dissatisfied with Leng Qi's refusal to let him take the mouse medicine.

The third master thinks that since he has opened a shop, he has to get off to a good start, and it is best to pick the people on this street!

The air conditioner understands, this product, I want to go crazy for money!

On the day of the opening, the third master also deliberately made a new dress and dressed up, Leng Qi thought for a long time before finding an adjective, "Sao donkey!" ”

However, soon, Liu Sanye first discovered that something was wrong, scratched his head, and asked Leng Qi: "Seventh Master!" Let's open a coffin shop? ”

Leng Qi nodded, yes!

The third master was even more confused, and looked at it in a circle, "Coffin Nirvana?" ”

Leng Qi also reacted, "Yes, San'er, where's the coffin?" ”

The third master looked aggrieved, "Master, Bao is making trouble!" Nee asked, did Sei go? ”

Leng Qi nodded and asked the same way: "Yes!" You ask me, I ask who is going? ”

The third master suddenly found that his whole person was not good.

Seeing this, Leng Qi smiled and said, "Don't worry, don't worry!" Our business is different from others, coffins, there will be! ”

After speaking, seeing that the third master was still puzzled, Leng Qi pulled him up, "Okay, you don't understand it!" Find a place to eat and drink, don't think so much! ”

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The third master is a person with solid eyes, and these days are passing day by day, since he has been the second owner of this shop, his life has been extremely moist.

In the morning, I got up at seven or six o'clock in the cold, huhula for a while, and I was sweaty, at this time Liu Sanye got up, went out, bought breakfast, steamed buns, fritters, bean juice and spicy soup.

In the morning, play cards!

At noon, make do with a meal! In the afternoon, take a taxi to the only "Liberation Theater" to watch a movie!

In the evening, two bottles of peanut and bean butter duck were in high spirits.

The next day, yes!

Every time I see the five vigorous and powerful characters of "Leng Qi Coffin Shop" on the signboard, the third master can't help but stop and sigh, "Why do you still cover the dead!" ”

Finally, when the third master sighed ninety-nine eighty-one times, there were still no dead people!

Leng Qi sighed when he saw the third master, and shouted, "San'er, what are you doing when the porcelain horse is stunned?" Tunnel battles are playing in the cinema today! You don't see it! ”

The third master immediately put away his bitter face, he was so happy, he trotted to Leng Qi, "Go!" Go! Alas, I watched the Drip Na Sazi Japanese devil drip movie last year, it's not good-looking! ”