Chapter Twenty-Three: Green Willow Village
After the discussion was established, we immediately set off to descend the mountain, and a group of six people headed in the direction of Xiangyang.
Now the Mongolian army is powerful, a large part of the mountains and rivers in the Central Plains have fallen into the hands of the Mongolian army, only dozens of miles around Xiangyang are like a wedge nailed deep in the front line of the anti-Mongolian resistance, most of the areas we pass through have fallen, so soon after going down the mountain, we found the market to change clothes, pretending to be a vendor to hide people's eyes, in order to be realistic, even bought two carts of medicinal materials, hired a man, and became a mountain guest in a hurry.
The result of the disguise is very obvious: firstly, we were not embarrassed by any Mongolian checkpoints, and secondly, we were not embarrassed by any martial arts people, but we were harassed by the wandering warblers and prostitutes, and often walked on the street out of nowhere dozens of warblers and swallow dances, grabbed one casually and dragged it into the house - the sleeves of Yang Guo's empty arms were pulled off several times!
In the end, Xiaolongnu and Ah Zhu became angry, and when they saw the women's army rushing over, they took off their hats directly, and they threw their heads full of green silk and floated in the air, and at the same time loudly declared their sovereignty: "Don't drag it out, we all bring our families, and it's useless to drag it in, and we can't do business!" β
Seeing this situation, the warbler finally understood the situation, rolled her eyes and dispersed, and did not forget to bury her before leaving:
"It's fast food everywhere now, who goes out and brings instant noodles - stupid Γ!"
Xiaolongnu is so angry, pull out the lady's sword on the spot to teach them a lesson, Yang Guo Azhu and others are useless no matter what they say, in the end only the eyes of me for help, at this critical juncture I had to make a move, and only one sentence solved the crisis:
"Miss Long, I advise you not to do itβI'm not helping them, I'm doing it for your own good, listen to it or not."
Xiaolongnu was stunned at the time: "What does this have to do with me?" β
"You think, it's good that this doesn't happen, what will the people in the rivers and lakes say when it happens? They must say that you are jealous and jealous of the flock of warblers, the purpose is to rob your husband......
The little dragon girl pondered about this for a long time, and finally nodded helplessly: "Okay, I'll listen to you......"
This happened in a small town near Jiangchengzi, a hundred miles away from Xiangyang, I persuaded the eager little dragon girl, and out of the corner of my eye, I suddenly found Qiao Feng, that is, our Uncle Li Dazui took out something from his pocket to avoid people looking, that thing was boxy and round, and an indescribable color of light shook in it, and my heart was immediately surprised.
After we got back on the road, I wanted to find a chance to ask him what the thing in his hand was, but before I could find it, Li Dazui sent it to the door himself, shoved it into my arms and said, "Why bother, please show me if it's broken, why is it shining green?" β
I TOOK A LOOK AT THE THINGS IN MY POCKET, I WAS DRIPPING, THIS WAS ACTUALLY A LEGENDARY IPHONE, ALTHOUGH THE WORKMANSHIP WAS POOR, BUT AFTER ALL, IT LOOKED SIMILAR, I WAS STUPID: "WHERE DID THIS THING COME FROM?" β
"THIS IS WHAT I ASKED XIAOZUANFENG TO HELP BUY," UNCLE ZUI SAID HAPPILY: "I SEE THAT YOU ALL HAVE IPHONES, AND I WANT TO PLAY WITH IT MYSELF, SO I ASKED XIAOZUANFENG THAT BRAND OF IPHONE IS THE BEST, AND HE INTRODUCED GIONEE TO ME, SAYING THAT THIS BRAND OF IPHONE DUAL SIM DUAL STANDBY SUPER LONG STANDBY, AND GAVE ME TWO ORIGINAL BATTERIES, SO I BOUGHT THE ......"
I listened to him talk farther and farther away, the more outrageous it became, and I couldn't help but interrupt him: "Who asked you where you bought it, what I asked is-isn't this thing impossible to bring into the legendary world, everything we brought with us is gone, why is yours still there?" β
"I don't know!" Uncle Zui was a little confused: "Anyway, it's always been on me, and I've never left!" β
"No, there is such a thing...... WAIT, COULD IT BE THAT PIRATED IPHONES STILL COME WITH THIS FEATURE? I thought about it and seemed to have a little clue: "That's why you've always been by your side?" β
As I spoke, I hurriedly took out the mobile phone from my arms and pressed it, lit it, and then saw the WeChat logo with a bright red 1 on it, and immediately found that someone was nearby to say hello, and it was several in a row:
"I've found you, aren't you the one who baked the stall?"
"I'm Rong'er, you pass quickly!"
"It's too late, if you see the news, come to Green Willow Village to save me, come quickly!"
"I'm turning off 4G, you can remember it after reading it, if you don't close it and wait for us to go back to the optical traffic, we will have to deduct us from bankruptcy - in the news, you can deduct more than 200,000 yuan for ten days abroad, and we don't know how much we come here!"
I was first overjoyed when I saw the news, and then I was worried about her situation - I hurriedly found an excuse to stop and eat for everyone to get out of the car and gather, and then summoned Sister Dongfang and Qiao Feng to tell them about the situation, and they immediately empathized: "It seems that Miss Huang's situation is not good!" β
"Isn't this nonsense?" I nodded and said, "The daughter of the island owner has used the copycat machine, how difficult it should be these days, we don't care enough about her!" β
Uncle Zui was a little surprised: "Uh, it doesn't seem to be what Dongfang Hero said just now, right?" β
"Isn't it?" This time it was my turn to be stunned: "Is there anything worse than this?" β
Sister Dongfang reminded me: "Didn't you see him call for help? I think that's the most important thing to pay attention to, right? β
I smiled slightly, shook my head and said: "I don't think it may be - she can still remember to turn off the 4G so as not to be moved to the pit, this danger will not reach anywhere, besides, she still has time to type dozens of words after calling for help, even if she is in distress, it is not a big deal, and the danger to her life will definitely not be!" β
Sister Dongfang and Uncle Zui thought about it, and suddenly brushed it together: "I see, why bother to be insightful!" β
"But let's not delay too long, we still have to hurry over," I solemnly reminded them: "It's her man who we're running to now, in case she is really going to be robbed, do you think Guo Jing has good fruit to eat?" β
"Oops, I forgot that!"
We hurriedly entered the hall, inside which the beef noodles shouted by Yang Guo Xiaolongnu had been served, and we went to the table to eat and drink in the sea, and I took the time to tell Yang Guo about the rescue of Huang Rong: "I just received the news that we have a friend in distress in a place called Luliuzhuang near here, let us go to the rescue, we have to go." β
"Green Willow Village? I don't know this place! Yang Guo frowned and said, "It's okay to save people, but we have to know the specific location!" β
I said to my uncle: "Anyway, you've already added her as a friend, why don't you ask if you can send a location?" β
"Huh?" Yang Guo Xiaolongnu shouted together: "What position?" β
Uncle Zui stood up and sent a WeChat message on the side, and I explained to them: "The positioning is a kind of Qimen Dunjia, mainly relying on the Heavenly Stems and the Eight Characters of my friend to calculate the situation she should be in now - this ancestor's things are very mysterious, and people like you who practice martial arts don't need to learn it." β
Yang Guo said strangely: "Isn't Brother Qiao also a martial arts practitioner, why would he?" β
"Well, being a martial arts person is just his sideline, in fact, his main business is a magic stick, you have to keep this secret for him - people are ready to take this to beg for food after they retire when they are old, don't tell me about it!"
Yang Guo Xiaolongnu exchanged glances, and showed a tacit expression: "I see, together with their beggars, they don't buy social security, so they can only survive by themselves!" β
Although the words are round, but this round is meaningless, because Huang Rong has not replied to our WeChat, it seems that he is really afraid of burning traffic, so he turned off the 4G, and we can only ask the owner of the inn under the imagination, I didn't have much hope, who knows that the boss immediately said after hearing it: "Of course I know about Green Willow Village, someone came to ask yesterday - you go all the way along the official road, and when you see a river, turn to the right, and then walk three miles to the bluestone road, and go down to the largest house at the end." β
"Thank you, boss......" I was about to leave, when I suddenly remembered something in my heart and turned back: "Boss, you just said that someone asked yesterday, is it a young girl?" β
"Young girl? No, no, it's a large group of people who asked me, all of them are carrying weapons, and it seems that they should be people from the rivers and lakes," the boss hurriedly said: "Listening to the meaning of their words, it seems that someone is having a treat in Luliuzhuang, so they want to go over." β
"A whole bunch of people?" I was a little confused: "Whether these people are Huang Rong's gang or enemies, this thing is a bit difficult to do!" β
Although I think things are a little strange, but the boldness of the art master is like this, I have the first master of the rivers and lakes by my side, Sister Dongfang, the Condor Hero, Xiaolongnu, plus the half-slumped Beiqiao Feng, the armed force is enough to overthrow half of Jin Yong's complete works, and I am naturally bold under this kind of power, and I don't think much about it, so I take the method of reducing ten meetings with one force:
"Let's go, let's go directly to Green Willow Village, if there is anything you don't understand, grab someone and ask, someone will beat him up-do you all understand?"
"Got it!"
"Then let's go!"
After walking for more than half an hour according to the route said by the boss, we really followed the bluestone road to a Zhuangzi, and looked at the red apricot inside through the wall...... Uh, wrong, the green willows floated out of the wall, and the ditch drawn from the river surrounded the Zhuangzi in a whole circle, showing the beautiful green trees through the mountains and rivers, which basically met the requirements of the AAAA-level scenic spot - but the whole Zhuangzi was quiet and did not make any sound, and it didn't look like someone was inside.
We didn't talk nonsense, we just went over the wall and opened the door, and we didn't find much in the search, but I found some leftover food in the kitchen - the chef's true colors, this skill is not something everyone can do - from the preparation and style of the dishes are very high-end, indicating that this place has received a group of distinguished customers not long ago, and there are quite a few of them!
Then Sister Dongfang found the abnormality directly from the color and smell of the dish: "This dish is poisonous!" β
"Ah, what poison?" I was a little surprised: "Will it be fatal?" β
Sister Dongfang frowned: "How can you say this, you are not a person in the martial arts, it is not easy to explain......"
"Then you can say something I can understand, right?" I hurriedly said, "Pick the important ones!" β
"Then I can only explain it to you like this - the toxicity is more than that of gutter oil, but not as strong as rat poison, at most it is about the same as dichlorvos dichlorvos diluted into an insecticide!"
I'm still a little dizzy: "Can it be simpler?" β
Sister Dongfang glared and simply blunt: "It's not dead for the time being, but it's almost okay if no one cares, is this going down?" β
I jumped up at this point: "Isn't this melamine tainted milk powder?!" It's bad, we have to hurry, Huang Rong is going to be an idiot, what do you say! β