A young man in a dirty coat rushed in at the door, dragging a skewer in his hand and shaking it at us: "Whose skewers, whose skewers." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

I beckoned, and he immediately placed the skewers on our table, "Forty." ”

I took out the zero votes from my pocket and gave him them, and Brother Simon was not polite and began to gnaw on his mouth, and when I counted the votes, more than half of them were gone, and then I remembered the attribute displayed when Simon Blowing Snow appeared in the system - Speed S - Does this refer to eating or playing with swords?

When he was gnawing on the skewers, Xiao Zhuanfeng suddenly opened his mouth: "Ximen Daxia, you probably didn't expect it to come out like this, right?" ”

Ximen Blowing Snow gnawed on the skewers' mouth suddenly, and moved the skewers away from his mouth in endless frustration, sighing and sighing: "Alas~~"

I immediately silenced and pricked up my ears to listen to what was going on, but ......

After sighing, he continued to nibble on the skewers.

I raised my eyebrows at Xiao Zhuanfeng, and he instantly heard the song and explained elegantly: "Cousin, the ghosts that died in legends like ours have nothing to do with this world, so the age, appearance, height and other conditions that appear are all randomly generated, and few of them come by the body of the sun, but they are just ......" He glanced at Ximen Fuxue slightly: "The chance of appearing at the age of four or five is very small." ”

"It doesn't matter what the odds are, right?" I casually accosted: "Besides, isn't that ability unaffected?" ”

Lolita immediately shook her head and objected: "Why not?" If you are too old or too young, your corresponding abilities will also be restricted, just like Simon Hero, how can his swordsmanship when he was twenty or thirty years old be stronger than when he was four or five years old, right? ”

"I see!" I nodded thoughtfully: "This is true, even if you are four or five years old, you can't fight even if you work part-time, let alone swordsmanship, how can it be...... Creak? That's kind of interesting! ”

I suddenly reacted!

Then, I immediately looked at Ximen Fuxue suspiciously: "It's not easy for you, you haven't eaten for a long time, right?" ”

Ximen Blowing Snow nodded, and said with emotion: "I didn't expect it, my Ximen Blowing Snow will also have this... Uh, what do you mean? Before I finished speaking, I felt that something was wrong, and it seemed that the reaction was quite fast.

I smiled and said: "I don't mean anything, I just don't think it's worth it for you, the boss's ability to use a sword god has fallen to this point, you say it's unyielding?" ”

Ximen Fuxue was silent, but expressed his dissatisfaction with his body movements—he began to gnaw on the skewers as if he were so fierce that the sticks began to ring, click, click......

I squeezed my eyes at the little drill wind lori, and continued to fan the flames: "By the way, Brother Simon, your watermelon skin sword is very good, I wonder, where did you find it in the trash can?" ”

Simon Blowing Snow ignored me and continued to gnaw on the sticks, click, click, click......

I kept going: "You weren't going to be prepared...... What's that? ”

Murderous! Murderous! In an instant, I immediately felt that the figure of Simon, who was less than one meter tall in front of me, suddenly rose taller, turning into an ancient beast that only looked at the world, and was eyeing me with the power of the desolation.

"Drill wind, let me ask you, if you don't follow me or don't find me, how long will you be able to go back in the sun?"

Xiao Zuanfeng said blankly: "I really don't know, it's my first time!" ”

I looked at Lorixi, and she immediately replied, "Little Diamond Wind is such a year... What about Simon Hero, he is like this for three months. "Yo, those days are long," I sighed with a melancholy temperament, "It's not good!" ”

The murderous aura gradually dissipated, and Ximen Fuxue continued to bite the stick, click, click, click......

I was still speaking, Ximen Fuxue threw away the last stick and stood up, slowly facing out, and Xiao Zhuanfeng immediately screamed up: "You don't think about where to go this month?" ”

Ximen Fuxue said coldly: "I have my own way." After saying that, he continued to walk, and Xiao Diamond Wind was defeated by another move.

Lolita snorted and said: "In these years, the porridge shed and the temple are gone, and I can only go to the welfare house to eat and drink, but I have been queuing for at least two months......

Ximen Fuxue stumbled and almost fell, his face was slightly red after standing still on the back of the chair, and his mouth continued to be hard: "Don't worry about it." ”

Lolita and Little Diamond Wind's eyes were looking at me again.

I pinched the ticket in my pocket and sighed, and shouted directly outside: "Boss, twenty more skewers!" ”

Simon Blowing Snow immediately folded back......

I said to him directly: "Brother Simon, why don't you just live with us, it's a good month, unless you want to starve to death and report directly to the underworld, otherwise it will be very difficult to survive with your amount of food." ”

Lolixi accosted next to her: "If you starve to death here, you can't go back there, you can only enter the reincarnation of our world." ”

I was surprised, "What else is there to say?" ”

"Nonsense!" Lolixi poked the peanuts on the table with chopsticks: "Although you are a Beijing car, but if something happens there, it will be in the hands of that place, and it has something to do with the Beijing Transportation Bureau?" ”

"Hey!" I slapped the table: "You can't die together," and turned his head to look at Ximen Blowing Snow: "That's no problem, you can't die yet, you can only make do with life, or I'll help you post on the Internet to see if there are widows and lonely people willing to adopt?" ”

Ximen Blowing Snow's face changed: "I am a dignified sword god, you actually asked me to find someone to adopt?" ”

We looked at the sixteen dumpling bowls on the table together: "Ahem..."

Simon Fuxue hurriedly said: "Isn't this hungry, or I'll eat... Hiccup... So much, huh? ”

"Hey, you're still holding on for a day?" I really couldn't see it: "If you don't do this, you don't have to join me, just be our bodyguard, and I'll provide you with three meals a day plus accommodation, right?" ”

Simon blowing snow taste: "Isn't that the same thing?" He turned his face and looked at the sky: "I said, I want to do it..."

"Hey, I said Hero, can we talk about something practical?" Lolita couldn't even look at it: "It's really unreliable to rub a meal and manage the moon, and the camel can't bear it across the desert!" ”

Little Diamond Wind added: "Yes, I still have to drink water." ”

I nodded, "There's water—there's a river in our city!" ”

Ximen Fuxue's gaze swept over our faces in turn, and said solemnly: "I have learned the Turtle Breath Dafa of the Turtle Breath Country... Hiccup... Find a secluded place to exercise, don't say March, even half a year is not a problem! ”

I pointed outside, "My brother, is there a secluded place in this twenty-first century city?" It's still March, and it would be nice to be clean for three days - there are people everywhere, don't you see it today? ”

Simon Blowing Snow groaned: "Then I'll go to the mountains... Hiccup... Find a place. ”

"No," I spread my hands: "The mountains are now a tourist area, and there are more people in the city during the New Year's holidays." ”

Lolita added: "Yes, the consumption is still high, and you can't get in if you don't have money." ”

He rushed out coldly, and we were all shocked: "Scattered trading does not break up friendship - no matter what you want money, what do you run!" ”

Lolita pulled out the fork and chased, the little drill wind slipped and the stool was on, I looked left and right and grabbed two wine bottles, and followed the smoke out - then the boss also came, stomping his foot and waving the spoon in his hand: "The money hasn't been given yet!" ”

I just rushed out of the door and saw someone, Ximen Fuxue stood there with one hand on the wall and hunched over, desperately opening his mouth: "Vomit...... ...... vomit"

"Tell me, are you a good sword god, reserved?" I patted him on the back and complained: "The trick of overeating while staying in Hara is really not something that everyone can handle!" ”

Ximen Fuxue glanced up with a resentful glance, then hurriedly buried his head and continued to work hard: "Vomit...... ...... vomit"

The boss rushed up to me, pointed at my nose and yelled, "What do you mean?" Why did you run out while eating? We only ran to the door, which looked almost the same as eating a bully meal, so the boss didn't mention the money when he came to him, so I hurriedly smiled: "Isn't this child in a hurry?" ”

The boss looked at it twice and suddenly shouted: "Oops! This kid must have eaten a bad stomach by spitting like this, so take someone to see it! ”

We: "......"