Fat Pig Huang twisted his ass to the stage, snapped the microphone a few times, a buzzing sound immediately lingered above our heads, and the people below were suddenly quiet, he put on an exaggerated smile, and said loudly: "Guests, relatives and friends, hello everyone!" ”

Everyone listened quietly, and the fat pig Huang showed his usual satisfaction after eating, and continued: "Today is our old lady's 80th birthday, originally, the old man wanted to enjoy Qingfu at home, but he couldn't stand the filial piety of the young master and the repeated begging of the little young master, so this birthday banquet was held - thanks to the old man's blessing, we can be regarded as blessed today!" ”

Everyone below laughed, and there were applause and cheers, it seems that everyone is in good spirits, but I don't understand: a birthday banquet, even if the boss and the head chef take out twelve points of energy to cook, isn't it just a banquet, what is worth cheering for everyone as if they haven't eaten it for eight generations, isn't this stupid?

Old Man Ren stood up, waved his hand to everyone, and raised the wine glass by the way, everyone stood up one after another, and the fat pig yellow platform said loudly: "Everyone, let us raise the cup in our hands together and respect the old lady with a glass of wine!" ”

The applause and cheers immediately exploded, and I also stood up, and picked up the cup on the side with my hand, and the fat pig yellow took the lead: "I wish the old man——"

We are wow-wow-wow-wow-la-wah together: "Blessing is like the East China Sea, and longevity is better than the South China Sea!" ”

Everyone more or less pouted the cup in their hands, which was regarded as going through the process, and then saw that someone handed the microphone to the old lady Ren, he gave everyone a look, and said loudly: "Everyone, thank you, old man!" ”

In the eyes of everyone looking forward to serving, the old man said angrily: "I have been re-elected as the position of the kitchen god of our city A for many years, I thought that the old brothers looked at my face, embarrassed to smash my signboard, and later realized that this position is really difficult to sit, and the people who come to challenge me every year make me dizzy, so busy that I have no time to play cards and drink tea, you guys are really cunning!" ”

The people below suddenly burst into good-natured laughter, and the old man continued: "However, your wishful thinking, this year is over, I am here to officially announce: the old man will not participate in next year's City A Chef Contest - this false name has tired me for decades, and today it is time for you to work hard and bother." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

Someone at the bottom shouted, "Hey, what does this have to do with us? You're all down, are we still fighting? ”

Old Man Ren laughed: "You're not going, but your nephew is going, and you don't have to end up thinking about it?" The crowd laughed again - but I don't think many people understood, at least I was, and the laughter was just a sign of my attitude, and I didn't know what it meant!

This is simply the same as applauding the leader at the meeting, whoever wants to slap a mosquito in the middle of the waist can drive everyone up.

Of course, there was also understanding, and soon the old thing at the bottom shouted again: "Yo, look at you, you mean that you don't plan to let your son and grandson participate in the competition?" ”

"Participation is definitely participating, but why don't I have to bother, you will understand in a while!" The old man said this triumphantly, and the buzz immediately became a buzz below, and many people guessed one after another, except for the guests at the first few tables, who obviously knew the inside story, and everyone knew that they would not dwell on this matter.

The old man waved his hand, and the conversation suddenly changed: "After this matter, let's drink now, let's dry the residual wine in the cup first, and there will be no one who will be dissatisfied, but come up, old man, I will sacrifice my life to accompany the gentleman today!" ”

With these words, the atmosphere suddenly became warm, the dishes also flowed up, the birthday banquet officially began, and everyone greeted the arrival of hard dishes with louder cheers.

The old lady Ren let out his words, and soon many people went to salute and toast him, and the old man returned the salute with a smile, but it was said that there were few who really wanted to shout that the old man had drunk to the cup, and after walking a large circle of people, the old man's face continued to be neither red nor white, and it was estimated that he was also a wine putty when he was young.

Seeing that the main guests among the outsiders had drunk with the old man, Ren Xiaoyan and his father took an opportunity to come up: "Dad, you have a big birthday today, in addition to wishing you good health, I also prepared a gift." ”

When the old man heard this, he waved his hand happily, attracting everyone's attention: "What else can you do new?" In addition to high-tech things, it is a clothes wallet, otherwise it is a ticket for foreign travel. ”

Ren Xiaoyan and his father didn't say much, turned around, and his subordinates immediately handed over a box, he opened the box on the table, and inside was actually a complete set of knives that were brand new and shiny, each knife had an ancient seal on the word 'Ren', and there was a string of English signatures below, Mr. Ren's face suddenly changed, he reached out and copied it from it, and raised his hand to put the napkin in the air, and with a stroke of his hand, the napkin was neatly cut into two, and the break was clear, and there was no lack of any point.

Everyone was suddenly shocked, and some exclaimed: "Als knife, it is actually a full set of Ars kitchen knives!" ”

Old man Ren nodded with satisfaction, and suddenly said: "Ars is a world-famous Western-style knife master, it is not difficult for you to find him to customize a set of knives, but the difficult thing is to ask him to give me a set of Chinese kitchen knives - child, you also have a lot of trouble!" ”

Ren Xiaoyan told me privately that the set of knives made by his father is the work of the world's most famous knife masters, and less than ten sets are produced every year, which is more difficult to determine than the Rolls-Royce Phantom, not to mention that he deliberately made a set of Chinese kitchen knives, which is very rare in the industry, and this limelight is very big.

His father said: "Mr. Als was unwilling, but I begged him for a long time, and privately helped his daughter solve a big problem, and the most important thing is to know that it is to make a congratulatory gift for you, so I agreed." ”

The effect of the sycophant was immediately revealed, and the old man Ren said happily: "It's really difficult for you - with this set of knives, my old man's two major wishes in this life have finally been fulfilled." ”

There was a guy carrying a thermos on the side: "What else does the old man want?" Today's good day, who knows if there will be a junior to do it for you by the way? "—Are you stupid, and you still carry an old-fashioned thermos to a banquet?

This kind of half-stunned person is also please, I really don't know what the Ren family thinks.

Old Man Ren laughed, "This matter must be done today, and there will be results later-Xiaonan, what about yours?" ”

The old man diverted the conversation, and the others were not easy to ask, so he saw the man in the suit walk up, respectfully handed over a box, opened it and saw that it was a delicate and smooth ancient jade, which was worth a lot of money: "Grandpa, this is the ancient jade I finally bought, people said, this jade is worn on the body to warm and nourish the body, you can use it perfectly." ”

Old man Ren smiled: "Spend a lot of money, right?" ”

Ren Xiaonan said: "Grandson wishes grandpa forever young, this money ...... My dad gave it to me. ”

"Well, that's fine. Sit, sit, sit. The old man motioned for them to sit down, and then saw Ren Xiaoyan walk up and present a small box, inside which is the big red robe of China's best tribute, which is picked from the only few old trees in Wuyi Mountain, and the value is impressive - after the Ren family, others have also offered various congratulatory gifts, and it is too cheesy to give money at their level, so most of them are all kinds of things, it seems that the old man is really a player, fishing, drinking tea, walking dogs and raising birds, all of them play, and even the dog chain has someone to give Quan Zhilong the same style, and Sicong has the same hobby.

Even if the matter is over here, I went through this section and was thinking about whether I should find an opportunity to retreat, when the fat pig yellow ran onto the stage again, and slapped the microphone again:

"Ladies and gentlemen, be still! Now, I'm going to announce the second event of today's birthday banquet for our old lady! ”

The audience was silent, and everyone quietly waited for the fat pig to speak.

"You just heard, our old lady has two wishes, the first young master has already done it, that is, a set of Chinese kitchen knives made by Mr. Ars himself, now, let's talk about the second one, the old lady's meaning, this matter will be given today."

Continue to be quiet, continue to be unspoken.

At this time, Fat Pig Huang clapped his hands, and immediately walked up to several waiters, reaching out to lift the pile of things covered with red cloth on the table - here are the first three and two or five sets of kitchen utensils, including a single stir-fry oven, vegetable pier, all kinds of material tanks, all kinds of side dishes, fried, boiled and steamed chops, it seems that it is exactly the same as the preparation for the cooking god competition on TV!

At the end of the table, there are two freezers, which contain all kinds of ingredients, five portions of each, and they are very well prepared.

Everyone began to cheer, it seemed that this should be a routine, and I instantly understood the meaning: is he going to let his apprentice or something compete and make some strange dishes for everyone to try? - No wonder the fat pig yellow said that he had a good mouth just now, it turns out that there is still this kind of thing!

Just thinking about something, I suddenly saw the fat pig yellow beckoning, and four teenagers immediately came out of the tables below, and they came to the stage one by one, but what I never expected was that this grandson actually beckoned to me again: "Why bother, you also come!" ”

"What?" I was stunned: "What's the matter with me?" ”

"In the past, there was a blind date, and now there is a blind date, today we are trying to cook to choose a boyfriend for the little lady - although the young lady has taken a fancy to you, but has not passed the old man's level, our Ren family does not recognize your identity as an uncle!"

"Huh?" I stared at Ren Xiaoyan in astonishment and panic, and said in a crying voice: "You didn't tell me ......" "Don't be silent, listen to me!" Ren Xiaoyan rushed over before I spoke, and said in a low voice: "I can't help it, if I can't find someone to help today, I really have to marry one of them, so I can only get this trick - you won't die without help, right?" ”

I was suddenly sudden, and the gloom from a moment ago was suddenly swept away, but I was still a little happy and proud: "So you used me as a shield?" At the same time, the feeling of trembling in my heart also began to burst: I didn't find out for a long time, my buddy still has the skills to crush his appearance, or he can't be used!

Ren Xiaoyan shook her head and said with a wry smile: "I guess I can't stop it, I'm more optimistic about your ability to disrupt the situation." ”

I lost my voice and said, "Huh? ”

She patted me on the shoulder and whispered, "Give full play to the role of your-stirring stick, stir hard, the more chaotic the better, it's better to fight—why bother, I'm optimistic about you!" ”

Me: "...... I tried my best. ”

In a trance, the song sounded, constantly lingering in my ears:

My heart is full of melancholy, not for the crooked moon, but for today's banquet as a beautiful-stirring stick...... (To be continued.) )