This is a sad era, one of the saddest is not to go to the toilet without paper, or meat only stew soup or barbecue two ways to eat, what really hurts me is still in a hurry - paralysis, obviously the train can be reached in two hours to the place we have to ride a horse to go to worship, no wonder there were so few long-distance relationships in ancient times, and the co-authoring is a widow!

Chaoge to Xiqi to worship, Xiqi to Chaoge and then worship, from Chaoge to Kunlun Mountain back and forth for half a year...... You say how can I reward the good and punish the evil, and the grandson can play soy sauce after two more trips!

In this tragic situation, it is normal for me to make the idea of hitting the seven dwarves of Meishan, so I said to Yuan Hong: "Discuss something, buddy: Chaoge is thousands of miles away from Kunlun Mountain, and we have spent too much time coming and going, is there any trick to save me something?" ”

Yuan Hong said directly: "What do you think, but it doesn't hurt to say it!" ”

I muttered, "I think so, you brothers have the ability to ride the clouds, can you let someone carry us over?" "Carrying you over?" Yuan Hong said: "Engong, you and that Brother Jin are both ordinary people whose bodies have not been cultivated, and they are heavy and abnormal, and they are very human beings who can carry them, unless they ......"

"Unless?" My eyes suddenly lit up: "Who, who can do it?" ”

Yuan Hong said frankly: "To be honest, only Zhu Zizhen and Jin Dasheng can support our brothers, although they look inconspicuous, but their basic skills are solid and powerful, it should be no problem to carry you two in the past, but this matter is a bit difficult to ......"

I suddenly remembered the plot in the TV series, and suddenly became nervous: "Could it be that we have to consume cultivation when we carry it, and we will only become five hundred years at a time when the white snake carries us for a thousand years?" ”

Yuan Hong said: "That's not it, it's just that they have to show their true bodies, I don't know if these two are willing to - one of them loves beauty and the other is lazy, and it's probably a little difficult for you to convince them!" ”

I know very well what Yuan Hong said, Jin Dasheng has always liked to wear red, green, grease and powder, and loves beauty in Yuan Hong's eyes, but in my eyes she is a mother, commonly known as a ladyboy; Zhu Zizhen is even simpler, except for eating, there is not much else to call him, and the principle is very strong: he can sit and never stand, he can lie down and never sit, and he can be paralyzed and never lie down......

I asked Yuan Hong directly: "You are their boss, don't you talk uselessly?" ”

Yuan Hong smiled self-deprecatingly: "It's true that I'm their boss, but our kind of group itself is very independent, even I can't force people to make it difficult - everyone in the group has their own private space, and if I interfere too much in other people's private lives, then I will definitely not be able to do it in the next election." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

He told me with certainty: "Engong, why don't you try it yourself, maybe the effect will be better." ”

I said helplessly: "That's the only trick, I'll think about it." ”

Coming out of Yuan Hong's house, I glanced at Uncle Wolf, who had been following me but never said a word, and discussed, "Uncle Wolf, who do you think is easier to talk to?" ”

"Zhu Zizhen," Uncle Wolf made a decision without thinking about it: "His liking of food is a weakness, I think we can start from this aspect, relatively speaking, I can't think of Jin Dasheng." ”

"But have you ever thought that Zhu Zi is really a pig!" I wondered: "Do you think it sounds good for the two of us to ride pigs to Kunlun?" Why can Prince Charming marry a princess is not because he rides a white horse, if he rides an ostrich, do you think there is still a play? ”

"Listen to what you mean, that Yuan Shi Tianzun should be an immortal, how can he judge people by their appearance?" Uncle Wolf complained: "You guys are too superficial, aren't you? ”

"Hey, Uncle Wolf, don't talk about it, it's true, I'm not rare to say that you're messing up," I said dissatisfiedly: "Uncle Wolf, the angels over there are all beautiful devils and ugly, handsome men and beautiful women subjugated demons and eliminated demons...... You're so embarrassed to say it! ”

Uncle Wolf was broken by me in this little Jiujiu in his heart, and immediately changed the topic with a dry laugh, and he closed the case and said: "We can only find Jin Dasheng, we have to be him-you tell you the specific steps, and I will listen to you how to do it." ”

I thought about it for a while and made a difficult decision: "According to me, I can only use a man as bait to seduce him!" ”

"What, man......?"

"Yes, man!" I looked up at the sky forty-five degrees, with a solemn and resolute expression: "If I guess correctly, Kim Dasheng should be GAY, and it is Gemini GAY, we have to find a man to arouse his interest!" ”

"Why Gemini?"

I reminded him: "Don't forget, when Huang Tianhua confessed that day, Jin Dasheng was out of shape - who else could such an emotional person have besides Gemini? ”

Uncle Wolf said: "Even if what you said is right, where can we find such a person who can look at him...... You wouldn't want to do it yourself, would you? ”

I was taken aback by his words, and said hurriedly: "Don't talk nonsense, I'm a straight man!" ”

Uncle Wolf spread his hands and said: "Don't you often say that 'the same sex is true love, and the opposite sex is only for reproduction', it's really hard to say whether you are a straight man or not......"

Anyway, what else can I do if this is on the table, I can only tell my own plan and plan, and confess leniently: "I said I said, don't guess - I mean to discuss with Jin Dasheng, if he is willing to send me at any time, then I will reward Huang Tianhua to him after I break through Xiqi - he was drooling when he stared at Huang Tianhua, don't you say that it is not attractive enough!" ”

"He, that's going to be fine......"

In fact, as I expected, how could a lord like Jin Dasheng who loves beauty easily agree to be a mount for me, I said a lot of good things and my mouth was about to wear out and I didn't make substantial progress, and in the end I only threw out a mobile phone Huang Tianhua, Jin Dasheng only squirmed and agreed, but it was not him - as a result, I knew that Jin Dasheng had already caught a mount and prepared it for sneaking, and only because the other six brothers didn't dare to say it, in the deep mountains and dense forests that were temporarily freed, now that the situation is critical, Then he risked being ridiculed by the six brothers to borrow me for a while, which can be regarded as indirectly fulfilling the terms of the contract.

As for me and Uncle Lang, as long as we can travel back and forth to Kunlun quickly, and the mount is not too ugly, it is no problem, and it is said that this mount is also very miraculous, so I immediately agreed, so Jin Dasheng took us to the shore of Weishui outside the song, and the head buried in the water was a burst of water bubbles spread far away.

After waiting for a while, I saw a water wave from a distance towards the riverside quickly approaching, Jin Dasheng was extremely excited to whistle, the water suddenly burst into a splash dozens of meters high, and something suddenly jumped out of the water - this thing looks like a unicorn, dragon mouth lion head, fish scales oxtail, tiger claw antlers, the whole body is red, can soar the clouds and fog and can tread water and dive waves, a pair of big eyes are very smart, it looks very beautiful!

As soon as this thing came ashore, it immediately rubbed with Jin Dasheng and squeezed it together, very intimate, Jin Dasheng laughed, stretched out his hand and scratched its head a few times, and then introduced: "This is the mount I met in the deep mountain pool, commonly known as the water-avoiding golden crystal beast, I gave it the name of the little lotus leaf - the black-faced eagle is called Xiao Nuomi, hum, my little lotus leaf is all wrapped up!" ”

…… Nima, why does this thing sound so familiar to me? Isn't the water-avoiding Golden Crystal Beast the mount of the Bull Demon King, why does Jin Dasheng also have one? According to the concept of general relativity, it should be that the water-repellent beast and the cow people are naturally attracted, so when the cow becomes a sperm, there can be one; According to the special theory of relativity, this Jin Dasheng is the Bull Demon King, and they can prove it from this point; Of course, there are some other possibilities, such as Jin Dasheng is the ancestor of the Bull Demon King, and the water avoidance beast has been passed down from generation to generation as a family heirloom and finally reached the hands of the Bull Demon King, or after Jin Dasheng's death, the water avoidance beast found a cow spirit similar to Jin Dasheng for the sake of emotional sustenance and recognized the owner, and the result was cheaper The Bull Demon King - there are too many possibilities!

It's just that now is not the time to take care of this matter, and I will resolutely not touch it, and try my best not to make trouble for myself!

After introducing the water-avoiding golden crystal beast, Jin Dasheng introduced us with his ear: "Little lotus leaf, oh, these two are my good friends, they are going to do some very important things now, but they can't fly, so they can only rely on you - help me pick them up during this time, no way, people are stupid, I can't ignore this big brother, right?" ”

The water repellent snorted a few times, looking very dissatisfied, and Jin Dasheng continued with his ears, and it took a long time to reluctantly get it to agree to our request to ride, and at the same time tell us how to call it...... Half an hour later, we began to soar into the sky under its back, heading all the way in the direction of Kunlun Mountain!

The speed of the water-avoiding golden crystal beast is indeed not covered, it only took about the time I usually queue up in the school cafeteria to eat, eat, and then wash the dishes and go back to the dormitory, we have leisurely landed on the top of a huge mountain, and from a distance, there is a golden palace at the end of the snowy line, shining in the sunlight on the snow top.

The little lotus leaf snorted twice, which means that the above has reached the no-fly zone of the Jade Void Palace, except for the mounts they allow to fly to the docking platform to land, the other mounts can only dismount and walk here, and the rest of the way can only be walked by ourselves......

What else is there to say, let's go!

So I told Little Lotus Leaf: "Then you can play by yourself, and when we need to call you again—it's hard work!" ”

The little lotus leaf snorted, and the four-legged kick immediately rose into the air, and the hulala returned with the wind and disappeared without a trace......

Uncle Wolf and I laughed, and were about to turn around and hurry, when suddenly something flashed out of the corner of our eyes, and at the same time, there was a pinprick like a sore numbness in our backs—we turned around in an instant, and then we found that there was already a person standing behind us at some point, wearing a golden crown and draped neatly, holding a golden three-pointed two-edged knife in his hand, and looking at us with cold eyes.

Not to mention anything else, just talking about this momentum and the equipment on the body, I have clearly realized the gap between us and him, which is equal to the difference between Alto and Audi, there is no need to pull it out at all, just looking at the appearance we have lost eighty!

Who is he, friend or foe?

Yes, we made a fortune, but I guess not that luck; It's the enemy, we're dead, we can't run away even if we want to!

When we looked at him, the golden-crowned man spoke arrogantly: "Who are you and what are you doing here?" ”

Uncle Wolf is arrogant, he can stand this idleness, and suddenly squirted: "Why are you checking us, you are not a chengguan ......" You said, is it okay for us to say this, so without waiting for Uncle Wolf to finish speaking, I have already rushed to the front of him with an arrow to hold him to the death, and said to the golden crown man with a smile on his face: "Don't be angry, God, my uncle has a bad brain, I'll answer I'll answer - we're passing by!" ”

The golden-crowned man said expressionlessly: "Who are you?" ”

I was sweating all over my head, but I still quickly made what I thought was a seamless response: "I'm a cowherd!" ”

"Cowherd, on what proof?"

I pointed to the sky: "Didn't you just see that my cow flew away...... Who else could I be if I wasn't a cowherd? ”

The golden crown man looked at me suspiciously: "Really? ”

"Absolutely, really, do you think, who else in the heavenly realm herds cattle except the cowherd?!"

The golden-crowned man Leng Ding pointed at Uncle Wolf: "Then who is he?" ”

I gritted my back teeth and said, "I'm going to buy a few more cows to expand my business - he's my new cowherd!" ”