"Baby, is Chairman Mao okay with his old man?" Just as I was about to ask about the unidentified creature, my grandmother asked before me. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Okay, okay!" I couldn't bear to tell the truth, and I didn't want to discuss these things with her again. They are older generations, and it is difficult for me to understand them today. In front of the house and behind the house, there are slogans and portraits of that era everywhere, and even the door has a portrait of his old man.

"Baby? When have you ever seen him in the old man's house! ”

"Ah, ah, this, I haven't seen Chairman Mao yet!" I really haven't seen it! When I think of Chairman Mao now, I will think of Gu Yue and Tang Guoqiang, as well as the advertisement for learning auto repair to a certain Xiang!

"You are not Chairman Mao's soldiers, you are enemy agents!" The old grandmother's face suddenly changed, and she said with a tiger face.

"Ahem, that old grandmother, I'm really not an enemy, it's just that his old man is in the capital, I'm here, far away, I don't have money to buy a ticket!" I laughed and cried as I explained.

"What, the revolutionary family, you still have to buy a ticket to see Chairman Mao? Isn't it possible to get a free ride with a red armband on your arm? The old woman asked suspiciously.

"I didn't use it before, but now that it's reformed, I need to buy a ticket! That old woman, let me ask you something! I patiently explained to her. Try not buying a ticket to take the bus now, this is taking the overlord car!

"Baby, is Chairman Mao's close comrade-in-arms gone? That's why you need to pay for a car! ”

"Huh? Yes, yes, he went to report to Marx in advance! That, granny, let me ask you if you've ever seen an unidentified creature appear at night? "She lives here, and if the unknown creature really came out of the mountains to the east, it should pass through here.

"That, baby, although Lin *Deputy *Chairman* is gone, you must follow Chairman Mao here!" My grandmother simply ignored my question.

"Well, that old woman, can you tell me if you ever saw anything pass by your door at night?"

"Baby, what is this reform and opening up?"

"Well, this is what Comrade Chief Engineer led us to do, so that we can all get rich!"

"What? It's him! The old grandmother's face changed, and she said with a tiger face: "I want to defeat ...... Whining! ”

"That, grandmother? Have you ever seen anything strange at night? I asked as I took my hand away from her mouth.

"Baby, you are Chairman Mao's soldiers, why are you messing with them?" The old grandmother pointed to the old Taoist priest Hua Ren and his apprentice Xiao Wu and asked.

"Well, that old woman, we are about to drag the two of them to the village to criticize and fight, give them a triangular hat, criticize feudalism, and defeat the cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods! Well, old woman, rest now, let's go! ”

The old lady was very confused, and she probably couldn't ask anything if she asked any more, so we decided to go into the mountains to find it ourselves!

"Baby, walk slowly! I wish you to meet Chairman Mao as soon as possible, be a guard by his side as soon as possible, and protect his old man......"

"No, no, no, old man, I wish you to see Chairman Mao as soon as possible, and I will fight for the revolutionary cause!" I said as I walked: "Perhaps, your old man has already seen Chairman Mao!"

The last sentence was that I was muttering quietly. I've walked out of the yard and gone far!

"Brother Fang, what are you talking about?" Ah Fu heard me muttering something in a whisper, and he leaned over and asked curiously.

"It's nothing, that old granny has been dead for a long time!" I replied.

"What?" Both the old Taoist priest and the young Taoist priest stopped, and the three of them looked at me in surprise.

"I said that the old woman is dead, and she has been dead for a long time, and she is not human anymore!" I repeated.

"What nonsense are you talking about!" The old Taoist priest reprimanded.

"That's right, that old woman can obviously walk around and talk, except that her brain is not very good, she is completely no different from a normal person!" Xiao Wu added.

"Brother Fang, I also think she is human, she doesn't have the fangs of zombies, and she won't jump around like those zombies on TV!"

"Who told you zombies have to jump?" I gave Ah Fu a blank look and asked.

"It's like this in TV and movies, it's the one played by Lin Zhengying!" Ah Fu patted his head and said.

"......" I glanced at Ah Fu speechlessly, and I really wanted to go over and give him a chestnut, but after thinking about it, I still forgot it. And I didn't bother to give him a general idea of why some zombies can't jump and what levels zombies have. He is not a Taoist priest yet, so he should not understand this!

"Look at these rice paddies at the foot of the mountain!" I pointed to the rice paddies on the side of the road and said, "These paddy fields are overgrown with weeds, and it is clear that rice has not been planted for several years. And the road we just entered the mountain was overgrown with weeds, and if we didn't clean it up, we couldn't leave at all! ”

"Our way into the mountains was really overgrown with weeds and flooded the road, so that we walked for two hours for half an hour! But, Brother Fang, this doesn't mean that people are zombies! ”

"That's right! What if they have a lot of food in stock, they don't have to go down the mountain to buy or farm for a few years! ”

"When did I say she's a zombie?" I asked rhetorically.

"What you just said!" The three old Taoist priests glanced at each other, thinking that this kid wouldn't say no, we want to pay the bill!

"I said she's not alive, I didn't say she's a zombie!"

"Ah, don't you mean that?" Xiao Wu scratched his head and asked confusedly.

"Of course not! When a person dies, he or she doesn't necessarily lie still or jump around like a zombie. Sometimes, when a person is dead, it can be just as normal as a living person! I ignored their idiot-like looks.

I paused, then said, "Sometimes, when a person dies suddenly, it is possible to happen without the soul and the body knowing it!" We call them the living and dead! ”

"Generally speaking, when a person dies, the person next to him will howl and cry, so that the person will know that he is dead, and the soul will leave the body and go to the underworld! Completely severed from the flesh. But like such a lonely old man, living alone in the mountains, if she suddenly dies in her sleep, no one knows, and there is no yin to seduce the soul, then this soul will think that it is still alive, and it will stay in the body all the time, and over time, the soul will have some connection with the body, just like the old lady just now! ”

"When she grabbed my hand, it was cold and had no pulse! So, I concluded that she was alive and dead! I said in a deep voice.

"I've heard what you said about the dead and alive!" With that, he turned and ran towards the old lady's house.