Sometimes I feel like I'm a small farmer, really, I don't know where to put my hands and feet with tens of thousands of dollars in my pocket, and I have to go home and stuff the bed under the bed and press a urinal to feel at ease, so then we went back to the stall directly, nodded and walked through the crowd with a smiling face, all the way upstairs

When I passed the counter, I knocked it with my hand, and Lolita pulled her head out of a pile of bills and said happily, "Is the matter settled?" "Looks like she's already learned the specifics from Xiao Gu and knows exactly what we're doing. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

So I didn't talk nonsense, patted Xiao Zhuanfeng's chest, this kid immediately straightened his chest and said, "Don't be afraid, let's grab his handle!" As he spoke, he dragged out the corner of the urn from his clothes and squeezed his eyes vigorously: "I got his father!" ”

Lolita glanced at it and immediately understood: "Urn? ”

I nodded: "That's the only way, we can also exchange hostages, right?" ”

Lori pouted and said: "Look at what you do, it's obviously very simple but it's complicated - if you want me to say, if you are really ready to do this, you might as well get his father up, Lao Tzu trains his son one by one, I'm not afraid that she won't obediently hand over people!" ”

"Huh?" My eyes and that of the Little Diamond Wind Supreme Treasure suddenly lit up: "Yes, why didn't we think of this idea...... Let's go up to the rooftop and see if it's ......"

"Don't worry!" Lolita shouted at us: "I'll just casually say that you are still serious?" ”

"Absolutely!" We nodded together and praised her: "Don't say it, your tricks are much worse than ours!" ”

Lori shrugged and said: "That's right, you didn't even let go of the urn, let alone - it's just that it's useless for you to go now, who knows if his father has been reincarnated, isn't it useless to ask you to recruit his eighth-generation ancestors?" ”

"What do you say?"

"Wait for now, I'll let Uncle Ma check on his family's background and find out the situation," Lolita suggested: "How about making him anxious for one more day?" ”

I gladly accepted, "Okay! I'm dizzy at this moment, just go to bed early today and get up early to recuperate, and I'll toss with that girl tomorrow. ”

After the agreement, we were no longer at a loss, everyone was in place, I went upstairs to sleep and rest, and Lolixi hung up the sign of 'There is something to do today, close the stall in advance', and ordered everyone to serve the skewers and prepare for tomorrow's major event.

I heard that everyone was very excited to close the stall early, and my group of heavyweight legends was because there was a rare opportunity to have an event, and the other staff of the Century Hotel were even more happy - who doesn't like to leave work early, and the most important thing is that they don't deduct money!

I didn't know anything at the time, and my memory was only the moment I got into the bed, and I fell asleep in an instant.

……

Usually our stall is open until four or five o'clock in the morning, but today it was cleaned up two or three hours in advance, but tonight something happened - I suddenly felt a commotion in my sleep, and I struggled to open my eyes only to see a dazzling light outside the window, and then I smelled a strong smell of smoke, I was shocked and pushed open the door, and immediately felt the heat from downstairs!

it! There was a fire!

I hurriedly put on my shirt and pants, shouting about the fire while pulling out of the window, and immediately found a few black shadows running out of the alley, the fire was burning from downstairs along the root of the wall, there were a few oil pots that burned almost melted in the flames, the pungent smell of gasoline accompanied by thick smoke raged in the air, and I suddenly understood that it was these grandsons who set the fire, I roared angrily and was about to rush down the stairs, when other people also rushed over, Simon Brother Lorixi jumped into the air without saying a word, Others helped each other find their way to the window and prepared to escape.

I saw Lolita Simongo standing downstairs ready to pick up people, and immediately shouted at them: "Chase, those boys who set fire ran away!" They immediately chased them out down the alley, and in the firelight, the two of them picked up the bricks from the ground while running, and I was amazed: "I didn't expect that the Sword God and Yan Luo Gege had become gangsters!" ”

In addition to the two of them, there are not many people who can fly down, Kong Fat Wu is tight, not to mention, I didn't think that even the king of the warm pot is an embroidered pillow, and in a panic, she poured water from the warm pot and wet the towel and covered her mouth and shouted: "What are you doing?" How are we going down......"

Supreme Baoqi said: "Aren't you collecting monsters?" ”

The king of the warm pot was stunned for a moment, and then rushed back to his room: "Alas, mom, I took it wrong in a hurry!" ”

Tai Er took the lead and began to tear up the sheets and tie the cloth strips, urging us as he tied them: "Helper help, connect this rope and we can go down......" I hurriedly got up with the Supreme Treasure.

At this time, a black thing hula swept out of the window from the top of our heads, and the air gracefully turned in a circle and fell to the ground, the whole action was perfect, just like the diver's air rotation for three and a half weeks, without the slightest dust splashed, it was actually a god chicken who only knew how to eat, sleep, and eat recently, and the more alive and moisturized he was if he didn't do anything.

After this guy landed and stood still, he saw that there was no one left and right, and he spoke directly with high morale: "You guys jump down!" ”

"Fart!" We yelled together: "We're not chickens!" ”

"It's okay, you trust me!" Shenji stared at us with blazing eyes, and shouted with confidence: "Zhang Wuji's soul is possessed at this moment, I have mastered the glorious tradition of the great movement of the universe, and jumping off the building represents our legend and the historical tradition of the underworld!" I'm not alone in this moment, I'm not alone! ”

We exchanged glances and then yelled, "You're a chicken!" "Keep your head down and start tearing the sheets.

Divine Rooster: "...... You are paralyzed! ”

Just when we were at a loss, Li Tianwang, who was holding the warm pot, rushed back with a shout, holding the warm pot and rushing forward: "Get up, everyone get up!" "It's just that no one paid attention to him - this is tearing the sheets and not tearing the girl's clothes, what kind of mess are you rushing to the front?!

So no one let anyone, no one ignored it, and just ignored it as air.

Li Tianwang reacted after no one paid attention to his throat for a few consecutive times, and changed his words in an instant: "Let me, the boiling water is hot!" ”

Li Tianwang took this opportunity to rush to the window, pulled the cork on the thermos, and the mouth of the bottle was inclined downward......

A stream of water poured out of the bottle and poured it straight on the fire, and I immediately understood what he meant: "I see! Li Tianwang, you mean that we should take water from the upper floor and condescendingly put out the fire and save ourselves, right? ”

Everyone suddenly praised it in an instant: "Yes, how did we forget this?" ”

I beckoned everyone: "Come on, let's ...... together"

"Don't mind!" At this time, Li Tianwang twisted his head and said embarrassedly: "I don't think as much as you think, I just forgot something - didn't I collect a bomb in the morning, in order to extinguish the bomb, I later collected the water in the two swimming pools and forgot to put it in the kettle, just in time to use it to clean up the fire!" ”

Our hands on the sheets hung in the air, and then we said, "Are you funny?" ”

The kettle of Tota Li Tianwang is really not covered, at first the water in it is like a faucet, and then it becomes a water column, and finally it is thicker than the mouth of the bowl, and the sound of the fire truck sounded on the street, and the fire on our side has been completely extinguished, leaving only wisps of green smoke slowly rising into the air.

We went out of the smoky hall, and when we heard the sound of the fire truck getting closer and closer, I hurriedly pulled Taiji over: "Hurry up and clean up this fire for me with your fan, don't let people see that we have been burned!" ”

"Why? Did we accidentally cause it? ”

"No, someone set it on fire......"

"That's not over?" Tai Er said angrily: "If our restaurant catches fire, we will be investigated for fire responsibility, but arson by others is a criminal offense - aren't you a legal society, do you know how big the crime of perjury is?" ”

"You're cheap, aren't you?" I said angrily: "You know a lot, you also know about perjury and firefighting responsibility - then do you know what the crime of trespassing is, do you believe it or not, I told the police that you came down from the sky, and you have to be dragged back for autopsy?" ”

"Uh......"

"Give me less grin, sloppy!"

I'm really angry that Tai Er didn't dare to argue, took out the fan and fanned it hard, and the front of us immediately changed back as it was, and the firefighters rushed in panting with a water dragon, only to see us standing around at random, one on the left and one on the right, aimlessly but looking around with a very purposeful look, and their faces flushed......

"Is this the address?" A captain-like person asked in a low voice, "Why doesn't it look like it?" ”

Another firefighter took out his notebook and looked at it, and said blankly: "That's right, it's right - why is there no fire, Captain?" ”

"You ask me, who do I ask?" The captain pointed around: "Look at this, look at this, look at this...... What does it look like there's a misfire? ”

"Is it a fake case?" Another team member replied: "There are a lot of people who have reported 110 now, but I didn't expect the fire alarm to come." ”

"What then?" The first team member said worriedly: "Why don't we just connect the water pipe to flush, even if we don't put out the fire, we can help the masses wash the floor, so as not to run in vain." ”

Others: "Phew! Do you think you're a government official? ”

The captain really couldn't find the fire and saw us standing around, and after thinking for a long time, he finally came over to me and asked, "Brothers, do you know that someone reported the fire alarm?" ”

I shook my head and said lazily, "What do you say? ”

"I don't think so," the captain smiled and said, "Maybe it's the wrong address, or it's a fake case." ”

Kong Fatzi was happy: "Young man, it's very good that you know each other like this, you have insight and ideas!" ”

The captain smiled shyly and asked, "Then what are you doing here?" ”

"Uh......" the others began to mutter, and I picked up without hurrying: "Wait and see the meteor shower." ”

"There's a meteor shower today?" The captain was stunned for a moment: "I haven't heard of it!" ”

"Don't say that, don't talk about meteor showers, even if it's raining, you don't know if you don't pay attention to it," I told a step-by-step flicker: "Do you know why I brought a chicken?" ”

The captain shook his head in confusion: "Yes, I was about to ask you......"

I cleared my throat and said, "Do you know about the earthquake?" What happens before the earthquake? ”

The captain thought for a long time: "Will the TV station notify?" ”

"you, when did you tell me?" I mercilessly despised him: "The textbook has talked about it, think about it again?" ”

The team members on the side listened intently to me and his calf, and when he got here, someone began to whisper an answer for him: "The abnormal behavior of the animal......

"Yes!" I laughed and patted the head of the god chicken with my hand, "My chicken is specially raised to predict meteor showers, and its name is 'Three Lives and Three Worlds Preempt the First Chicken'!" ”

Fire Chief: "......"

The fire brigade didn't stay much after I was knocked out by three times and five divided by two, and directly began to close the team, and I saw that several people took out their mobile phones to call: "Hey, don't sleep, wife, get up and wait to see the meteor shower......"