Chapter 33: Bad Jokes
Derek took two steps forward, the expression on his face cloudy. Wang Xu seemed to be standing still and not moving, but in fact, he had tensed every nerve and was ready to meet the attack that might come at any time.
But in the end, Derek still didn't make a move, he stood there, as if thinking, and after a while, as if he had decided something, he sneered and said, "Huh...... Since you don't want to cooperate now, it won't help to kill you, so let's play with Manson first. As soon as he finished saying this, Wang Xu felt a great pressure on his shoulders, and almost crushed his whole body to the ground.
Yan Li didn't seem to be affected at all, but she also noticed that Wang Xu's expression was different, and the hand holding his shirt tightened a little.
In just a few seconds, before Wang Xu could figure out what was happening, the scene in front of him had changed beyond recognition.
Derek was nowhere to be seen in an instant, and the place where they stood became a path leading from Bozite to the woods of the Highlands. Wang Xu turned around and grabbed Yan Li's hand, as if this would reassure him a little.
"Let's go find them in town." He didn't think about it anymore and couldn't figure it out for a while.
Yan Li nodded and followed him silently.
They walked down the only main road in the middle of the town, and the town of Bozite in the dark gave it an oppressive and mysterious feeling, as if there were countless terrifying ghosts and ghosts watching you in those dark and ruined huts.
Wang Xu walked in front and held Yan Li's hand tightly in the palm of his hand, Yan Li was also a little scared, and his body was almost attached to his back. They all have no spiritual sense now, and they can't perceive any supernatural dangers, even if Wang Xu has seen a lot of cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods, he doesn't dare to be careless at this moment.
Suddenly, a figure flashed out from the corner of the street, Wang Xu immediately stopped, lowered his voice (he didn't know why he was doing this) and asked sharply: "Who is it!" ”
Although the voice over there was not familiar, Wang Xu could still hear that it was Brother William......
"It's me...... William ......"
"How can I trust you?" At this time, it was indeed dark, because the moonlight was obscured by dark clouds, and there were still a few meters between the figure and them, and it was difficult to distinguish their faces.
"I ...... I...... I don't know? ”
"Say the code!"
"Huh? And the code? ”
"Less nonsense!" Wang Xu opened his mouth and came: "The earth is high and high, and the mountains and rivers are beautiful!" ”
"This ...... This ...... "William was so anxious that he sweated down.
"Speak quickly!"
"The door faces the sea, and the Sanhe River flows for ten thousand years!"
"Hmm...... Very good...... It turned out to be a brother of the Heaven and Earth Society. Wang Xu smiled very comfortably, walked over and patted William on the shoulder.
When William saw that it was Wang Xu, he immediately said, "Wow! You don't have to play with me like that, do you? Fortunately, I was deeply impressed when I watched Lu Ding Ji before. ”
Wang Xu replied: "There are all foreign ghosts here, it is estimated that it is impossible to deal with this, if you can't say it for a while, I may ask you something else, such as Mu Lidou knows the world and knows the world, and follows the path of heaven and harmony." ”
"Hey...... Why is it all the code of the Heaven and Earth Society......"
Wang Xu didn't want to discuss this with him, so he asked, "Why are you here?" ”
"I don't know, I suddenly crossed over with a few other teachers and classmates during the day, and then I met Master Gu and them here, and everyone gathered in the church to figure out a way. When it was almost dark, I went to the toilet to make it easier, but by the time I came out, everyone was gone. The church was gloomy, and I was alone and wanted to come out to look for them, but after a long day in the town, I met you......"
"Oh......" Wang Xu nodded, and began to think about what had happened to these people.
William interrupted very uninterestingly: "Wang Xu, this is Senior Sister Yan...... How do you ......?"
Although it seems that it is very inappropriate to ask this question now, William is indeed very curious, Yan Li is also one of the best beauties in Xiangyi, even if there have been many scandals with Wang Xu a while ago, but at this moment, seeing the two behaving intimately, so "sticky" together, outsiders naturally can't help but ask.
"It's your business!" Wang Xu solved all the problems in four words.
"How dare you talk to Ben Shao like this! Believe it or not, I'll give you the whole indefinite! William cursed this in his heart, but if he wanted him to say it, it would be absolutely impossible. And if he thinks about it again, Wang Xu has saved himself several times no matter what he says, plus the background is thick and dark, the martial arts are strong, and the methods are vicious, and now the family background of the two girlfriends seems to be not small, this is ...... If you can bear it, you can bear it, but if you can't bear it...... You'll have to bear with it......
"Hey, are you all alright?" Suddenly, another voice rang out.
Wang Xu and the three of them looked at the source of the sound, and the cat master was standing not far from them, still looking decadent that he couldn't wake up.
"When did you get here?" Wang Xu asked.
"Just now, when you were talking." He walked over as he spoke, "How's it going?" Are you any hurt? Are you all right? ”
"Wow!" Wang Xu didn't say a word, and flew up and took the cat master's chest with a flying kick.
This time it came too suddenly, and everyone present was unexpected, and the cat master was kicked hard by him and flew out upside down, breaking through the wall and falling into the house on the side of the road.
"First of all, the real cat master will definitely be able to dodge this kick, even if I suddenly stick chopsticks into his nostrils during dinner." Wang Xu put down his leg very calmly, "Secondly, next time you want to pretend to him, it's best not to say anything at the beginning, 'Are you injured', you should look at me directly and say, 'Scum, why aren't you dead, did you have enough fun last night?'" ’”
Manson, who had fallen in the room, was deeply shocked, and his self-conceived perfect disguise, his ability to change appearance, had been seen through in a single sentence, and for ...... The people he imitates have bad personalities, far different from ordinary people......
Manson slowly crawled out of the pile of rubble, pieces of skin peeling off from his body, and what resembled human skin fell to the ground and became an earthy yellow wax block. He took a few steps forward and said: "You, there are the other three, you don't seem to be ordinary people......" This sentence can only explain one point, he was kicked very painfully, so he can judge that the power of Wang Xu's kick is definitely not something that an ordinary person can use.
"Oh? Didn't you get us into this space? Do you know now that we are all non-humans? "Wang Xu is trying to talk about it.
However, Manson was not stupid, and did not answer Wang Xu's question at all, he continued what he had just said: "But this will not change the fate of your final killing. ”
Wang Xu's palms were already full of sweat, you must know that the kick just now was his full strength. This is a true portrayal of Wang Xu's level of spiritual unity when he can't use spiritual power and can't launch the Guigu Dao Technique. But Manson seemed to be fine now, patted the ashes, and stood up like this again, which is quite a difficult thing to do......
At this moment, Wang Xu remembered the dragon slaying chapter, and remembered the use of "qi" that the human body has itself, but unfortunately, he didn't study it well at all......
As the saying goes, when the book is used, there is little hatred, and I am afraid it will be too late to hold Buddha's feet temporarily, even if Manson's only ability is to change his face, Wang Xu does not have the confidence to rely on his current physical skills to beat him to death with one punch.
"Wait, I have a question for you before I get started." Wang Xu is colorful.
Manson wondered, what else could be said between the two of them? So curiosity made him instinctively reply, "What problem?" ”
"What is green, with four legs, and falling from under a tree that can kill you?"
Manson is even stranger, frog? No, it's too small; Gecko? No, it's too small; So what is it exactly? Wait, why am I thinking about this kind of question? Does it matter? Does this have anything to do with the current situation?
Wang Xu snorted coldly and said very arrogantly: "Hmph...... I can't think of it, the correct answer is...... Billiard table. ”
The joke...... It's cold......
The corners of William's mouth twitched, and he didn't want to ask why the pool table was placed on a tree...... But he knew that this thing was indeed green, with four legs, and falling could kill people......
Manson was inexplicable, after the shock just now, now it was a feeling of being humiliated, and it was obvious that Wang Xu was stalling for time.
"You...... will pay for your actions! Manson was no longer the calm priest, he no longer called Wang Xu "child" as he had when they first met, and he was now completely in the state and expression of a murderer with blood on his hands.
But...... Before he could make a move, he was hit again.
There was a loud bang, then the sound of something shattering, and the smoke cleared, and Manson was crushed under a billiard table......
In the moonlight, on the roof behind Manson, a man with decadent eyes appeared, with a sneer on the corner of his mouth, and he said in that voice that was always tired: "This kind of crushing blow is very different from the flying leg that scumbag kicked people away just now. No matter what it is, being hit from a high altitude by a nearly 400-kilogram volcanic bluestone slab should be turned into meat sauce. ”