Lao Wang, this guy sees the wine as if he saw his own father, maybe it was not easy to meet me as a drinking friend from afar, naturally he is not willing to let go easily, but this enthusiasm is enthusiasm, but my stomach can not bear it, after returning at night, I can't remember how much beer and liquor I drank, and after waking up in the middle of the night, it will be uncomfortable, and it doesn't matter if I am uncomfortable, the main reason is that I am also troubled by Dongfang Yingying's left and right runs, and I am serving tea and pouring water, so that I really don't want to go. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

According to the plan, I was going to go to the ancient tomb the next day to see, but the plan couldn't catch up with the rapid change, I vomited and diarrhea here, Dongfang Yingying was also tired after this night, and after thinking about it, it was impossible for their group to leave in a day or two, and the two of us were ready to rest for a day.

Dongfang Yingying was afraid that I would have another accident, so she didn't leave my room, I had an uncomfortable stomach and it was inconvenient to lie down, so the bed was left for her to rest, and I moved a chair to sit by the window, which was breathable and more comfortable.

She was lying on the bed, but she kept staring at the ceiling with wide eyes, and she didn't want to sleep at all, I was afraid that if she didn't sleep all day, her body would be really easy to bear, so I urged: "You go to sleep quickly!" Don't worry, I can't think of you like a few of them! ”

Dongfang Yingying glanced at me, didn't sleep, but sat up, and quipped: "You dare to think wrong!" ”

I was displeased in my heart, and I was kind enough to persuade you to rest, but I was despised, and I didn't bother to stand up, but I also gave him a blank look and said: "Then you better not sleep, in case it ruins your reputation for a while, I can't say it's good!" ”

"Forget it, our Comrade Xiao Xu is not that kind of person, I still know this, but you were really that night, wouldn't it be good to wake me up, and I was beaten and kicked by others in vain!" Dongfang Yingying said.

"I wanted to wake you up, but who thought you slept better than a pig that night, what could I do?" I thought to myself that I wanted you to get up and teach those hooligans a lesson, or where else would I suffer this wrongful crime, but then I thought that something seemed wrong: "No, you later knew that those people were going to play hooligans on you, why did I vaguely hear only your crying, but not your fighting?" ”

My question was exchanged for Dongfang Yingying's bigger eyes: "You have drunk too much in your head, and you are confused, right?" Didn't I tell you once before, sometimes tears are more effective than force! ”

They women are really complicated, of course I remember this sentence, but I don't understand what the deep meaning is, I didn't have time to ask last time, this time I don't want to continue to wonder: "It's not me who said, I'm stupid and slow to react, can you give me a spoiler why tears are more effective than force?" ”

Dongfang Yingying didn't answer me, but looked at me suspiciously, seeing that I was hairy, and then asked: "Our little comrade Xu hasn't been in love, right?" ”

"I haven't talked about it!" I didn't understand why she suddenly asked that, so I told her the truth.

Dongfang Yingying shrugged: "That's no wonder, I'm afraid you won't understand this kind of problem if I explain it to you, so let your future daughter-in-law explain it to you!" ”

I scratched my head, thinking to myself, maybe my future daughter-in-law is still learning that one plus one equals two in kindergarten, let me ask her? That's going to have to wait until the Year of the Monkey! But she doesn't seem to think I'm stupid like this, and she doesn't want to explain too much to me, for fear that I won't be able to digest it. But this heart and doubts have not been able to solve the problem is really uncomfortable, anyway, now there are two people in the house, begging her to beg her is not afraid of others to see, seeing that she is still lying on the bed, I covered my stomach and walked to the bed: "This primary school student knows to study hard every day, you see this problem has been bothering me for several days, you just give me a good lesson!" ”

I came over without shame like this, but I was very embarrassed to make Dongfang Yingying very embarrassed, and shook my head again and again and said: "Some things need to be experienced to be realized, even if I tell you now to understand it again, it can't be matched by your personal experience in the future, in other words, isn't this called 'practice is the only criterion for testing the truth'!" ”

She may have been a little embarrassed that my question was not answered, and added, "Do you have any other questions?" As long as I know, I'll explain it to you, I didn't expect you to look very clever, but I didn't expect you to understand anything! ”

Listening to her say this, I couldn't help but feel a fever on my face, so many years, when I was a child, I went to the river with Mazi in my rural hometown to catch fish with my bare ass, and then I went to school when I was older, and then I graduated and worked, and now it is inverted, buying and selling antiques, it seems that over the years, the contact with female comrades is indeed extremely limited, I think that in addition to my mother, the female comrades who have been in contact with now are Xiao Li, Feng Pingping, and of course, Dongfang Yingying.

But I have a little too many questions, I'm afraid that she will be annoyed if I ask too much, and I'm also afraid that I really can't digest it, so I only asked: "You...... Do you have someone you like? ”

She obviously didn't expect me to ask such a question, and her face was a little more dizzy, but she also promised me to know everything before, so she could only smile and say, "I ...... Me, I've grown up in the group since I was a child, and the men I know are all men who do manual work, where can there be someone I like! ”

"That'...... That Ling Xiaoyi, the young man who came to our store last time to sell ancient rings, is from the group, and he is quite handsome! "I like to drill the tip of the horns, people have already said no, I have to continue to ask, but this question is not tight, Dongfang Yingying seems to have suddenly thought of something: "Oh, yes, if you want to say that, it should be another person!" ”

Somehow, hearing her say this, my heart suddenly beat hard, and my stomach, which had been almost relieved, hurt again, and I didn't have the leisure to take care of her anymore.

Maybe she saw that my face suddenly changed, she thought that she had said something wrong, so she hurriedly came over to help me, patted me on the back and said, "Look at what scared you, joking with you, we haven't seen each other a few times in total, how can I like it!" I glanced at it and saw her eyes rolling around twice: "Hey, I said you wouldn't be jealous, would you?" ”

It's okay when I'm not familiar with her, but after I got acquainted with her, I found that she was very good at teasing people, and my stomach was a little more comfortable, so I quickly sat up straight again, and joked: "I'm ...... I don't like you again, eat what kind of vinegar! ”

"Oh, I think you're fine, I'll go back first!" Dongfang Yingying slapped me the back twice, and slammed the door shut, only to make me cough and look for water.