Chapter 24: Happy Crematorium

Happy Crematorium

Seeing this eye-catching signboard, the dark clouds inadvertently stopped.

What attracted him was, of course, not this alternative signboard, nor the majestic sixteen-character couplet.

Warm in winter and cool in summer, very breathable; Cremation here, ascending to heaven

Although the couplet is still confusing, the aura of this place makes the dark clouds frown.

This kind of aura used to be similar, and it could be felt in the mountains behind the sect, but compared to here, it was undoubtedly a big deal.

The land in the back mountain buried the ancestors of Maoshan dynasties. I heard the uncles say that it is a big murderous land, but the master said: It is a fierce land, and it is also a blessed land! Seven evil soul locks, four elephant seals, there are these two formations, how to get rid of the murder? This place is the source of inheritance, which can bless the industry of Maoshan for a hundred generations. Besides, who can argue between evil and good, good and evil, right and wrong, right and wrong? ”

The master said very little, but that time he said a lot, and of course Wuyun remembered it very clearly.

The Seven Evil Soul Locks and the Four Elephant Seals are the two major formations of Maoshan Mountain, which can suppress the evil spirit.

The source of the inheritance refers to the qi vein, which is also known as the dragon vein.

But the last sentence that the master and his old man said are still confused.

At this moment, I encountered such a fierce place, this fierce aura is a hundred times worse than the mountain behind the sect, and the fierce land of Maoshan has two blessings, but what is the peerless array here?

Wuyun looked at it for a long time before he smiled bitterly: "The master really didn't lie to me, the green mountain building outside the mountain, the outer building, a mountain is higher than a mountain." The master arranges the formation, how can he break it with his consciousness, and if you want to blame it, blame me for my clumsiness. ”

Just as the clouds sighed, a man covered in mud came to the crematorium, and it seemed that he had traveled a long way and crossed mountains to get here.

The man was carrying a broken box, and when he saw where the dark clouds were, he asked, "Pick up someone?" ”

The dark cloud shook his head.

When the man saw the dark clouds, he asked, "Daoist?" ”

The dark clouds nodded, pretending to be a master.

"Liar!" The man finished and left.

"Donor, please stay, do you know where the bank can go?" Dark Cloud hurriedly shouted.

This person didn't seem to be in a very good mood, and he just walked forward, and didn't pay attention to the dark clouds at all.

In this barren mountains and mountains, it was not easy to see such a living person, and the dark clouds naturally couldn't let him go, anyway, he didn't call himself a liar alone

"Donor, your Yin Tang is black, your face is full of dust, your eyes are blank, and your steps are messy, but you have seen something that you shouldn't see?"

This sentence itself is a line, and the dark clouds have not been said less in the past two days. Most of the time, others are too lazy to take care of themselves, and when he subconsciously says it, he seems to have thought of the result.

But unexpectedly, the man turned back and looked at the dark clouds before asking, "Have you eaten?" ”

Wuyun replied seriously: "I haven't eaten for two days"

"Come in with me," the man said.

"Donor, dare to ask your name?" Dark Cloud asked.

"My name is Tang Yan"

Walking into the crematorium one after another, I only listened to the chatter of the dark clouds all the way, and sighed a lot.

"Huh! There is even a row of weeping willows, and this masculine plant can also grow here? ”

"Ah, there's a big hole in the roof of this room, is there a university in it?"

"Chrysanthemums grow towards the sun, is the chrysanthemum in this ditch a new variety?"

"Wow~! This green cabbage actually grows in the cabbage pile, could it be"

“”

From the moment he walked into the crematorium, Tang Yan didn't say a word. It's not that he's cold, if it were normal, he might still be chatting with people for a while, but how can he still be in the mood now?

I used to come here by car, but this time I didn't, because Tang Yan was now very afraid of seeing people, afraid of death, and afraid that those inexplicable things before would happen again.

So I chose to walk.

The city is nearly eighty miles away from here, and this eighty-mile road can be described as a footprint, a footprint walking down!

From last night to now, he hasn't eaten a drop of water or food, so you can imagine his mood at the moment.

The mountain road was already difficult to walk, and with a light rain last night, it was a blessing that I didn't wrestle.

This crematorium is managed by a good friend of Tang Laosan, and Tang Yan will come here to work part-time every holiday after going to college. And these things have happened again in the past few days, and he is ready to stay here permanently.

After all, the people who come here are all dead, and when everyone is dead, it is impossible to be as as before!

It can be said that this is Tang Yan's last reliance

The work of the crematorium is not so difficult, it is much easier than killing pigs.

Throwing a dead person into the furnace, opening the gate, timing it, and closing the gate is very simple

As for the salary, there is no basic salary, all rely on the commission to eat, burn a 300 yuan, and after a month, you can also burn ten or eight

This is not a way out.

There are college students who go home to plow the fields, some work as contract foremen in the countryside, and some raise pheasants in the deep mountains and old forests, but like Tang Yan, who come to the deep mountains and old forests to burn people, it is estimated that it is also unprecedented.

But they are all temperamental, how can Tang Yan care about this?

pulled a green vegetable in the field, took a piece of bacon from the eaves, and walked into the narrow kitchen, Tang Yan began to cook skillfully.

I have to say that Tang Yan's craftsmanship is very good, and it didn't take long for three dishes and one soup to be ready.

When Tang Yan was cooking, the dark clouds walked around the entire crematorium, but he didn't find anything. But he still firmly believes that there is a great array of shelter here.

I can't see through it because my realm is not enough!

"Drinking?" At this time, Tang Yan asked in the kitchen.

"Well, that poor road still doesn't drink it! I'm hungry," the dark cloud hesitated.

"The monk can find the young lady, but what happens to the Taoist priest when he drinks?" Tang Yan asked.

"Miss, let's have a drink!" The clouds were reluctant.

A very small dining table, a few light side dishes, and half a catty of barley wine instantly shortened the distance between the two.

"You said you were from the Maoshan faction? What 108 generations of heirs stop! Let's talk about the truth, shall we? ”

"I'm not lying, I'm not going to lie"

"Does Lin Zhengying know?"

"I don't know! Is it famous? ”

"You don't even know this, and you say what kind of descendant are you?"

"Poor Dao is really the hundredth generation of Maoshan heirs."

"The heir is like you?"

After chatting for a while, Tang Yan thought that he had figured out the details of the dark clouds. thinks that this is another charlatan, or the kind of liar who has just debuted, so what Yintang is black and what his steps are messy is probably just lines.

Of course, in this deep mountain and old forest, it is also more interesting to meet a liar.

"I can prove that I am a descendant of Maoshan, and I see that this is the Maoshan Order." The clouds are still arguing.

"Oh Maoshan Ling, okay! Maoshan Order"

"How can you not believe it?" The clouds were extremely depressed.

"Can you fly?" Tang Yan asked.

"Won't"

"Master, after eating, you better go"

“”

The meal was finished, but the dark clouds did not leave, and after a few glasses of wine, he was already drunk and fell to the ground.

Seeing that the amount of alcohol was so poor, Tang Yan was even more sure that this was a liar. Anyway, the crematorium didn't have anything for him to cheat, so he didn't pay attention to it.

After eating and drinking, packing the meal, Tang Yan walked towards the back mountain.

Happy Crematorium is a full-service organization, in addition to providing cremation services, there are also kilometers behind the mountain for people to choose. There is only one person in charge of the huge crematorium, and this person is Tang Yan's father's good brother - Zhao Xingxing, and the crematorium is named after him.

Under normal circumstances, at this time, Lao Zhao is in the back mountain