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Fang Wuwei limped among the bushes and replied impatiently to Shangguan Aolin behind him.

"Doctor Fang! Why do you talk like that? Your mom just blew it up.。。 ”

Shangguan Aolin pouted behind Fang Wuwei, and swept away the stumps and fallen leaves on his body with a look of disgust.

"Yo, do you dare to fight back? Your whole family has blown up. ”

Fang Wuwei glanced back at Shangguan Aolin angrily, then lifted the cane in his hand, and walked towards the other end of the woods with an accelerated movement.

"Doctor Fang! No kidding! Young Master Ben is really going to be angry! ”

Shangguan Aolin carefully pinched a rotten leaf with his fingers, revealing an expression of disgust, and then continued to complain to Fang Wuwei, who was limping and moving quickly in front of him:

"Didn't Master Ben just ask you what happened to the explosion three nights ago? Is it necessary to be so impatient?! ”

Hearing Shangguan Aolin's words, Fang Wuwei, who was walking in front, suddenly thrust the crutch in his hand into the soil, and the whole person turned around with the support of the crutches, glaring angrily at Shangguan Aolin behind him, obviously because Shangguan Aolin was so angry.

"Huh! Boss Shangguan, you yourself said that you wanted to accompany me out to relax, but you asked me what happened that night all the way! Didn't I tell you? That's a military secret, and if it is leaked, it will be lost! As a result, you keep asking! Keep asking! You're wishing my head and body were separated quickly, right?! ”

Shangguan Aolin, who was wearing a dark blue shirt, scratched his head, and his half-length black hair fluttered with his hands, if it was in the middle of the city now, there would definitely be a bunch of brain-dead female fans screaming and rushing up to surround him. However, now in the ravine next to the military base, there is only one Fang Wu who is eager to throw Shangguan Aolin to the moon.

"Alas! Doctor Fang, it's not right for you to say that, now in the 21st century, everyone is a civilized person, and no one has cut off their heads! ”

"I'm a big girl!"

Fang Wuwei, who was holding a cane with half a hand, slapped his head with his other hand and let out a helpless lament.

"Boss Shangguan! Don't bother me! What do you like, can you do it? I've got a broken leg now! Can you please forgive me?! ”

After Fang Wuwei showed an ugly pleading expression, he lifted the crutch stuck in the soil, turned around and limped forward, and no longer cared about Shangguan Aolin behind him.

In fact, Shangguan Aolin's feeling was not wrong, Fang Wuwei was really very irritable today! In addition to Shangguan Aolin having been annoying him, there were also things that had happened in the three days since that night, which had kept Fang Wuwei on the verge of exploding.

"Ugh."

Fang Wuwei, who was limping, couldn't help but sigh again when he thought of the troubles of the past three days.

After Xiao Lian put on the Pangu No. 2, the huge impact generated by the operation of the Pangu No. 2 actually slammed the nearest Fang Wuwei into the wall. And this collision left Fang Wuwei in a coma for two days, plus a fracture of the tibia of his right leg.

It's said to be in a coma, but it's actually been in a state of half-asleep and half-awake, and in addition to the faint pain, there are dreams that make people can't distinguish between reality and hallucinations. And when it comes to that dream, Fang Wuwei's heart will always twitch inexplicably.

In the dream, Fang Wu felt as if he was dozens of years old, and became an old and senior psychiatrist. Wearing the white coat that he has dreamed of since childhood, he sits in front of the large office desk, leans on the comfortable boss's chair, and quietly treats those who are lost in mental disorders.

The first patient, who looked like Zheng Koumao, had a scar on his face, and then asked Fang Wuwei loudly and rudely:

"Master Fang! What should I do if I have no self-confidence! ”

Although Fang Wuwei in the dream was a little disgusted with the strong man, he still pondered it carefully and said:

"Sir, there is a subconscious motivation in psychology, for example, if you say 'you are great' in the mirror every morning before you go out, after a while, you will feel that you have become great, you can try it."

Hearing Fang Wuwei's answer, the strong man who looked like Zheng Koumao thanked him and turned his head to leave.

And then..

It was just a moment, as if time had accelerated dozens of times, and a few days had passed, and the strong man sat back in his place and said to Fang Wuwei:

"Master Fang, Sprinkle the family and go home and try it! Every day, the Sprinkler family looks in the mirror and says, 'You're great!' But the Sprinklers don't think they're good at all! It's a mirror that sprinkles the house, and it feels like it's become a great mirror! ”

After Fang Wuwei went through a lot of hardships and drove away the strong man who looked like Zheng Koumao, the second patient arrived again in an instant.

This second patient looked exactly like Wu Meng, and at that time, Fang Wuwei lifted his reading glasses, but he didn't react for a while:

"Wu Meng?! I haven't seen you for so many years, and you haven't changed at all! ”

I saw that the little Lori who looked like Wu Meng looked at Fang Wuwei with disdain and said:

"Primitives! Are you a paramecium in your eyes, or a paramecium in your head? Mommy over there! ”

Fang Wuwei was stunned for a moment, and looked in the direction pointed by Xiao Lori, only to see a beautiful woman with long hair fluttering, wearing a pair of glasses, standing not far away, smiling at herself.

Fang Wuwei smiled awkwardly, so he had to skip the topic, and then asked:

"Is there anything wrong with you?"

Little Lori pouted and said with an unhappy look:

"Yesterday I was playing outside and I saw a little white rabbit who was okay and ran to the grocery store and asked, 'Boss, boss, do you have 100 carrots?' ”

Fang Wuwei looked at the little Lori with a confused expression, and secretly wondered in his heart that this little Lori had heard too many cold jokes?

Squeezing out a reluctant smile, Fang Wuwei asked the little Lori in front of the desk.

"Hmm... Did the little rabbit buy two batteries after asking? ”

Little Lori frowned, thought about it, and after a while, suddenly took out a live rabbit from behind her back and said to Wu Wei:

"I don't know if it bought the battery or not, anyway, I saw that this rabbit could speak human language, so I caught it! How is it~ This little genius is amazing, right? Hey~"

Fang Wuwei looked at it convulsively, and kept shouting, "Let go of me!" The rabbit only felt that the three views were ruined for a while. But fortunately, little Lori seemed to just want to show off the talking rabbit, and soon grabbed the rabbit's ears and walked away happily.

Fang Wuwei, who was sitting in a chair, wiped the cold sweat on his forehead and ushered in a third patient. (To be continued.) )