Chapter 125: Horse Cannon
Everyone looked at Boss Li curiously, and someone couldn't help but ask, "Lao Li, what is the situation?" Squeak! ”
Boss Li stood still in front of Ji Feng, and suddenly bowed to Ji Feng and said, "Master Ji, my old Li is served!" Thank you for your regeneration! ”
Ji Feng's smile was very calm, and he said with a smile: "Boss Li, remember to do more good deeds in the future, no matter how much money you make, it will be useless to spend your life, right?" ”
"Haotian, hurry up and take Boss Li to register his personal information, every item in our 'Ghost God Hall' must be traced to each owner's. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Everyone saw that Ji Feng had cured Boss Li's illness with a wave of his hand, some were shocked, and some were incredulous......
Ji Feng cured Boss Li's illness with a wave of his hand, and someone jumped out and said suspiciously: "Master Ji, you cured Boss Li's illness with a wave of your hand, although I saw it with my own eyes, but this is too incredible, I will still be suspicious!" It just so happens that I also have a little problem, and you can help me heal it immediately, I believe it! ”
Ji Feng glanced at the person who jumped out to question him, it was a short and fat middle-aged man with a shy belly, like a pregnant woman who had been pregnant for four or five months.
Ji Feng asked, "What's the boss's surname?" ”
"My surname is Ma, and I am known as Ma Cannon!" The stocky middle-aged man said.
Ji Feng smiled: "Hehe! Boss Ma, as I just stated in advance, this hall only sells one magic weapon a day, and I won't break my own rules. Boss Ma, this is embarrassing me! ”
"My horse cannon is straightforward and fast-talking, I can't hold back my doubts in my heart, Master Ji can cure my problem on the spot, and let my old horse kowtow and make amends!" Ma Cannon insisted.
Ji Feng smiled: "Okay! I can cure you, but I won't break the rules of the Onijindo. Lei Lei and I will personally help you to treat your illness, but it is still the old rule that the owner pays the money first. ”
"Just now, Lao Li gave out 30,000, and my horse cannon also gave out 30,000!" Ma Cannon said very proudly.
Ji Feng shook his head: "Boss Ma, today the opening of this hall is auspicious, and I will give you the biggest discount, you have to pay at least 50,000 yuan!" ”
Ma Cannon slapped his upright belly and shouted, "Good! 50,000 is 50,000! I really want to see what Master Ji is capable of! ”
Ma Cannon took out the bank card, Wu Lina immediately stepped forward to take it, she was shocked and crossed the card in public and asked Boss Ma to sign it.
There will be 80,000 yuan in the account at this meeting, Yu Meng and Liu Junqiang glanced at each other, and they both saw the shock in each other's eyes. To be honest, they were in the mood to repay Ji Feng and help Ji Feng, but they didn't have much hope for Ji Feng's "Ghost God Hall".
After Ma Cannon finished paying, he said to Ji Feng: "Master Ji, let's start, my Ma Cannon can't wait." ”
Ji Feng shook his head: "Boss Ma, it's not right now." ”
Ma Cannon: "Huh? Master Ji, you can't break your word! You broke your promise, but you have to pay my old horse 100,000 yuan! ”
Ji Feng said lightly: "Boss Ma, we need to go to the door of the public restroom." ”
"Huh? Going to the bathroom door for treatment? "Horse cannon is really unheard of.
Ji Feng nodded, then turned to everyone and said, "Bosses, if you are interested, please go to the bathroom door to watch." ”
Everyone curiously followed Ji Feng out of the "Ghost God Hall" and came to the door of the public toilet on the third floor.
Ji Feng took Wang Lei's little hand and said to Wang Lei in his ear: "Lei Lei, you will input a wisp of true qi into Boss Ma in a while to protect his heart." ”
Wang Lei was held by Ji Feng in public, and she was very shy in her heart, and now Ji Feng whispered in her ear, which made her heart ripple.
Wang Lei blushed and nodded.
Ji Feng, Wang Lei, and Ma Dacang stood still at the door of the bathroom, and dozens of people were surrounded by dozens of people in the passage outside the bathroom door.
Ji Feng said to Ma Cannon: "Boss Ma, the biggest problem with your body is in your stomach, right?" I often have diarrhea, and I have bouts of stomach cramps every night. ”
Ma Dacang was shocked and said, "He is worthy of being a master!" I guessed it right! ”
Ji Feng said to Ma Cannon: "Today, we will treat your stomach for Boss Ma!" ”
Ji Feng nodded to Wang Lei and said, "Lei Lei, let's make a move." ”
When Wang Lei heard this, she took two steps forward, and her fingers quickly clicked three times, and pointed at the two acupoints and the heart of the horse cannon.
Everyone's eyes lit up, and Wang Lei had already retreated to Ji Feng's side.
Ma Cannon hadn't prepared anything yet, let alone seen how Wang Lei made a move, his eyes were also glazed, and he suddenly felt a sense of comfort in his chest, as if he was a few years younger.
Ma Cannon looked at Wang Lei in surprise, he didn't expect this beautiful daughter of the Wang family to have such a hand!
Ji Feng took two steps forward, pinched the trick, and slapped the belly button and back of the horse cannon.
"Smack! Syllable! After Ji Feng clapped his palms twice, he pulled Wang Lei to evacuate quickly.
"Boom!" After two palms, the horse cannon was slapped with an earth-shattering fart, loud and smelly!
Everyone covered their noses and stepped back, and some shouted as they retreated, "Nima! Old horse, you don't have a rotten egg in your stomach, do you? ”
"This loud and smelly fart of the old horse is really earth-shattering! It's just a chemical weapon, I can't stand it, I vomit ......"
"Old horse, this fucking fart of yours stinks! ...... vomit"
"It's mine by the window, don't grab it!"
"Ma Cannon, damn, I'll just rush at you for this fart, Lao Tzu will call you 'Ma Da Fart' in the future!"
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Ma Da Cannon looked at the bosses who were smoked away by him embarrassedly, he looked at Ji Feng in the distance with resentment, and thought sadly in his heart: It seems that the title of "Ma Cannon" is going to be honorably laid off, and I am going to put the title of "Ma Da Fart" on my head......
Ma Cannon looked at his stomach and found that nothing had changed! When he was about to step to find Ji Feng, he suddenly had a stomach cramp, he couldn't hold it back, and hurriedly opened the door of a squatting pit while holding his stomach......
A moment later, a series of sagging farts sounded from the place where the squatting pit shook the mountain......
Ma Da Cannon became "Ma Da Fart", and his reputation was completely launched......
Everyone stayed away from the public toilets, and they were all very curious to discuss today's events.
Boss Li, who was as thin as a material, was surrounded by more than a dozen bosses, Boss Li covered the copper coins in his chest and looked at everyone vigilantly: "Master Ji said, magic weapons are spiritual, if you want to see it, you can ask Master Ji to ask for magic weapons!" ”
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Ten minutes later, everyone heard Boss Ma in the toilet shouting in horror: "Ah! O snake! ”
Then he saw Ma Cannon stumbling out of the bathroom with his pants, the corners of his mouth turned purple, and he trembled: "Snake...... Red snake ......"
Ji Feng hurriedly said, "Boss Ma, don't worry. Did you pull out a red dead snake? ”
Ma Cannon nodded in horror with his pants raised, and begged, "Master Ji, please save me!" ”
Ji Feng comforted: "Hehe! I have already saved you, otherwise you would not have pulled out the red snake. Hehe, let's accumulate more virtue in the future! ”
Many bosses came around with their noses covered, and they all listened intently, looking at the horse cannon curiously.
"Huh? Ma big fart, what's wrong with your belly? ”
"Ahh It really is! Ma Cannon, your belly is really a lot smaller! It's amazing, isn't it? ”
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Ma Cannon lifted his pants and looked down at the loose waistband of his pants, he was also stunned......