Chapter Forty-Nine: Ding Ding Releases the Cow, Lily Releases the Pig
After everyone enters the game, they begin to execute the plan that they have discussed during the day. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"What!? Let Helo eat the pig, no, no, Helo is still a child, and he can't do such a beastly thing! Grandma Wolf crossed her waist and protected Herro behind her, and said with a straight face.
Seeing Heluo timidly hiding behind Grandma Wolf, Granny Yang stepped forward at this time and persuaded: "Child, mother-in-law, what's wrong with this?" Wolves eat pigs, it's a matter of course, but you're still not a wolf? ”
"It's not a wolf!" Grandma Wolf said with a dissatisfied face: "We werewolves are orcs, pigmen are also orcs, how can the same kind eat the same kind." What is the difference between doing such things and beasts? You white-skinned humans are also human, yellow-skinned humans are also human, dark-skinned humans are also human, can you go and eat other people? ”
Hey, it's an easy-to-understand metaphor, but it's infuriating. Werewolves and pigmen belong to the same race, and they are also beep. Dabao has watched the science and education channel anyway, he is a child who grew up under the red flag, and has been educated in modern science all the year round, so he naturally knows that people can give birth to babies, so they are the same kind. And the wolf and the pig, you tell me how to pop, even if it is poppy, can you give birth to a baby?
Dabao decisively brought out modern science and prepared to convince people with reason: "Grandmother Wolf, this talent that can give birth to a baby after a snap is the same kind of talent." For example, we humans and humans can give birth to babies, but humans and wolves definitely can't. ”
However, Grandma Wolf's words made Dabao even cry out to the groan, only to hear Grandma Wolf say: "What you said are humans and animals, can we orcs be compared with animals?" Let's just say that you humans and elves are not the same race, but you can also give birth to half-elves after popping, so you and elves are the same kind? ”
Wow, it makes sense. said that my brother's heart was moved, when can I snap a fairy girl paper, then I will earn it.
Grandma Wolf continued: "Not to mention you and the elves, you and the dwarf clan and the dwarf clan, aren't they all able to give birth to halfling babies after popping, are you the same kind as them?" A little farther away, which of you human beings is not a woman who hugs us orcs left and right, holding a dog-eared lady in her left hand, holding a cat-eared lady in her right hand, and riding a horse girl below, after popping, she still gives birth to a little orc or a little sub-person, is this the same kind? And you human beings are all strange noblewomen, who come to play with our male werewolves when they have nothing to do, and some even go to play with pigmen, and so many Asian illegitimate children come here. ”
Ah poof, Dabao squirted out a mouthful of Wahaha juice, and the posture on the emotional earth can't be used here, it doesn't seem to be very reasonable here. But it's terrible, my brother got an amazing message, and my brother really wants to find a few orc girls to make friends...... Uh,I'm sorry.,The evil input method is typos.,It's to make friends.。 And those strange ladies, don't just stare at the orcs, there is such a human from another world here, very powerful.
Seeing that Dabao was dumbfounded, Su Su's head turned, and he stood up and said, "Mother-in-law, do you know why the wolf god summoned us out?" ”
Grandma Wolf glanced at Su Su and said, "At first, I thought that the wolf god summoned you to come out to treat me, but I didn't expect that you came to help Heluo. But it doesn't matter, as long as Helo is okay. ”
Seeing that Grandma Wolf answered her words, Su Su continued: "That's right, we won't harm her if we help Herlo." It wouldn't do us any good to hurt her, considering that we had already lost two of our teammates in the best of our efforts to help Herro. ”
"Well, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry......" Grandma Wolf felt a little guilty in her heart at this time, and said apologetically.
At this time, Su Su suddenly said, "Do you know why the wolf god summoned a few of us?" Seeing that the wolf grandmother shook her head, Su Su said again: "You know the parallel world, it is the alien plane. ”
Grandma Wolf shook her head at first, then nodded slightly, and said uncertainly: "Know...... Road... At that point, it seems that those powerful mages can enter and exit the Otherworld. Even Helo, who was behind him, nodded.
At this time, Su Su began to give Grandma Wolf and Heroko a parallel world, saying: "What about parallel worlds, simply put, there is the same world in different universes. And in those worlds, you and those Helo defeated the three little pigs with our help, and at the same time, Helo also became the wolf king, which is the top existence under the wolf god. So, trust us, we defeated the three little pigs in that world, and we came into this world to save the two of you, to help you defeat the three little pigs, and do as we say, and it will be fine. ”
Grandma Wolf said noncommittally, "Yes...... Is it? ”
"Is there really a parallel world?" Helo stood up timidly and asked weakly, "Did I really become the wolf king in that world?" ”
Hmph, I'm afraid, Su Su is a person who has read the strategy, and the wolf god mentioned in the strategy is the wolf king. Su Su patted his chest and said with a "calm" face: "Yes, Su Su has never deceived anyone." As he spoke, he looked at Dabao. Dabao nodded his head again and again, like a chicken pecking rice, and said affirmatively: "Yes, yes, our family has never deceived anyone, and he is a very honest child." As he spoke, he looked at everyone and asked, "Right, everyone?" ”
"Yes, yes, Su Su didn't lie to you, we just came from that parallel world, this is to help you, we have the experience and certainty to defeat the three little pigs." Everyone reacted and said one after another.
"That'...... Alright then, let Harrow go and eat the pigs. Grandma Wolf finally breathed a sigh of relief, and Helo also plucked up her courage after hearing that she could become the wolf queen and decided to eat the pig.
"Huh, how is it, brother, am I very good?" After getting rid of Heluo and Grandma Wolf, Su Su walked up to Dabao with a proud face and said.
Rub it, Su Su is just a serious nonsense, directly say that the things in the strategy are parallel worlds, why didn't my brother think of this statement, and he was so stunned that he was stunned by Grandma Wolf and Heluo. is worthy of being a resident of the wizarding world, and he doesn't understand the human mind under the modern society of the Celestial Empire, and a few professional words can fool people in the past.
The rest of the crowd also cast appreciative glances at Su Su, with a little surprise among them. This sister paper, who has no outstanding features, can think of such a way at this time to let Heluo and Grandma Wolf cooperate with everyone's plan, it seems that she was underestimated before.
Looking at Pig's body outside the cabin, Harrow mustered up the courage to walk over. Squat down and bite on it.
"Mmmm......mmmm
Then he turned his head with a look of being about to cry, and said to everyone: "Woo, I can't bite it, the skin is too thick, and this stinks......"
Ahh Dabao almost squirted out the only remaining bit of wahaha juice in his stomach, but fortunately he held it back.
"I can't help it." At this time, Lily walked up to Grandma Wolf and asked, "Mother-in-law, give me the meat knife, I am a nurse, I am fortunate to have seen the autopsy, and I will help Harrow handle the pig-sized meat." ”
"Well, take it."
Although she didn't quite understand what a nurse was, Grandma Wolf handed Lily a meat knife. Lily took the knife, then turned and walked towards Harrow. Squatting next to the pig-sized corpse, he slashed down the pig's nose with a knife. Then he handed it to Helo and said, "This is a pig's arch mouth, take out the boogers in it yourself, then wash it and eat it, it should be easier to eat now." ”
"Uh... Hmmm......" Helo took the pig's arch, pulled a few grasses, made a ball, and then stuffed them in and dug them out. Finally, when I saw that it was almost over, I put it in my mouth and chewed it.
Lily didn't care about Helo, and began to dissect the corpse of the pig by herself, after all, time was pressing, and it wouldn't be long before the second pig came.
"It's pig ears, they're brittle, but remember to dig out the earwax inside."
"Forehead ......"
"This is a pig's tongue, if you salivate, wipe it with grass, of course, you can not wipe it, it depends on your taste."
“…… Oh..."
"This is pork kidney, it's good to eat it directly, but it's a little fat, let's eat it with the pork loin, it won't be so greasy."
"Oh... Good ......"
"It's pork belly, take it and eat it."
"Oh, good."
"This is the elbow, one of the essences of the pig, and eating it can prolong life."
"Well, okay, okay."
"This is pig heart and pig liver, it's still fresh, just ignore the blood on it, you must know that our ancestors were eaten raw when they were monkeys, and so did your ancestors of human wolves."
"Oh, Kuoyi, it's amazing, it's delicious."
"This is a pork leg, take it and eat it, it's delicious."
"Uh-huh, delicious, delicious."
"This is pig's blood, drink it if it is swallowed, it can be regarded as quenching your thirst."
"Oh, very good, very good."
"This is the pig's large intestine, uh, forget it, there are too many things in it, throw it away."
"Oh, don't throw it, it's a pity......"
"Plum meat, scarlet meat, pork ribs, pig's trotters, pig's skin, pig's lungs. Oh yes, and that's the pig's tail. These are all divided for you, you can eat them yourself. Lily was busy for a long time, covered in pig-sized blood, clapped her hands, wiped the tired shouts on her forehead, stood up and said.
"Oh, thank you Lily, um, is there anything else?" Harrow asked.
"No, if you still want to eat, just wait for Pig Two and Pig Three." With that, Lily returned the meat knife to Grandma Wolf, and the group next to her were directly stunned by Lily and Herlo.
Rub it, this Heluo, obviously didn't want it before, but after eating a few pieces of meat, he accepted it calmly, and he said that he didn't want it, but his body was very honest.
After a while, Helo patted his round belly, sat down on the ground, looked up at the sky at 45 degrees and burped, and said with satisfaction: "Wow, it's so comfortable, it's over." ”
"Uh."
To be reasonable, according to the setting of this world, as well as some clues mentioned in the strategy, there should be some changes in Helo, who ate the size of the pig at this time, such as obtaining some mysterious power, so the little prince walked over and asked: "Heluo, that, do you think there are any changes in your body?" ”
After feeling it, Helo was shocked and said, "Yes! What a big change! ”
"What changes!?" The little prince was taken aback, and secretly prayed in his heart that he must let Helo inherit the speed and strength of the pig, and he can inherit half of it.
Helo frowned, and said with a painful look: "I...... I...... I feel an inexplicable force in my stomach rushing out......"
"What!? Is it!? The power of the wilderness? Quick, unleash that power, let's all see! The little prince said nervously, now is the time to produce results.
At this time, only to hear the "grunting" sound from Helo's stomach, Helo trembled, feeling a force sinking quickly in his stomach, and then a muffled "poof" sounded from under Helo's skirt.
"Uh." Fart, everyone is embarrassed.
"Oops, I'm sorry, it looks like I have a bad stomach, no, I have to go and make it easier." Helo blushed and said embarrassedly, and then ran into the grass behind her skirt with a puff of smoke, leaving everyone with only the word "embarrassing" in capital letters.