Chapter 13: Ten Slaps to the Dragon
At this point, the wise old monk only felt disheartened, and he no longer had a good impression of the cultivators who were dressed in the bones of the Immortal Wind Dao!
Next, he only thought that he was a marionette, and did everything he asked him to do, and the rest of the time he only bowed his head and chanted the Buddha. He now regrets stepping into the rivers and lakes of that immortal cultivator, and even more regrets interacting with the "Second Elder of Songshan...... But when I thought about it later, I could only smile bitterly in desperation, I was stupid. As the saying goes, "the husband is not guilty, but he is guilty", the Iron Umbrella Daoist is his own uncle, and others want to seek the Iron Umbrella Daoist, of course, starting from their own side can get twice the result with half the effort.
In the final analysis, the strength of Shaolin Temple is insufficient. In the world of cultivating immortals, once you peel off the skin of that transcendent thing, it is a river and lake that is even more cruel than martial arts!
Although the Iron Umbrella Dao people have a grotesque personality and are not close to people, they attach great importance to the wisdom of their teachers and nephews. As soon as he sensed that the incense left for Shaolin was ignited, he immediately rushed from the East China Sea to use secret methods. It's a pity that the loneliness and rigidity of the Iron Umbrella Road people can't be saved. As soon as he arrived at the Shaolin Temple, he saw the mottled red walls and green tiles corroded by poisonous sand, and suddenly the whole person exploded like a lit cannonball!
No matter how hard the intelligent abbot tried to persuade him, he could no longer listen to it, and angrily pulled the sleeve of the intelligent abbot and rushed out, wanting to find trouble with the barbarian monk.
Here, the four daughters of the Ziyun Palace and the golden bearded slave were also guided by Zhu Mei at this time, and collided with the Tibetan barbarian monk - it is very funny to say that during the attack on the Shaolin Temple, this demon monk also plundered beautiful women to offer to the master. The stronghold he chose was Zhu Mei's resting place in Songshan - and the "righteous path immortals" of course gave up the cave in advance to watch the excitement until everyone fell into his urn.
Just when the people of the Purple Cloud Palace fought fiercely with the barbarian monks, and the barbarian monks released the most powerful red cloud poisonous sand. The intelligent abbot and the iron umbrella man just arrived. The iron umbrella road man didn't say a word, and directly released the iron umbrella to open several acres of square umbrella surface, and protected several people together! Immediately, the iron umbrella Taoist pointed casually, and the iron umbrella flew upwards with the red cloud poisonous sand, straight to the blue sky. The barbarian monk's connection with the Red Cloud Poison Sand was instantly severed, and no matter how he recited the spell, the treasure did not respond. I immediately knew that this time it was planted.
The Iron Umbrella Daoist snorted coldly, "You demon monk! What kind of grudge do my nephews have against you, and they actually came to the door! And dared to threaten him to give up the abbot position. Even to refine the monks in the temple. It's just relying on the power of the old bald donkey of the Great Demon King, what kind of way do you dare to destroy the thousand-year-old Shaolin? Today, Master Zu has returned from overseas and wants to learn your methods. How do you know the light of rice grains, just a small skill. That's it!
I wanted to spare you. Let me send a message to the mighty bald donkey. But what you did is really hateful, and you are more than innocent! After finishing speaking, the iron umbrella waved casually, and a few black lights flew, and the barbarian monk was ground into pulp!
The intelligent abbot has been looking around with concern, not knowing when the "Second Elder of Songshan" will intervene. Seeing that the barbarian monks were all slaughtered, there was no reaction around, and his heart relaxed a little. That knows after slaughtering the barbarian monks. However, as soon as the momentum of the Iron Umbrella Dao people turned, they pressed towards the few people who thought they were "passers-by"!
The women hurriedly dodged away. Only an ugly-looking man knelt on his knees in front of the Iron Umbrella Daoist, his body trembling. Zhizhi watched the anger of the Iron Umbrella Dao people rise instead of falling, and suddenly secretly screamed that it was not good. He hurriedly stepped forward to stop the Iron Umbrella Daoist, "Uncle Shi, Uncle Shi, the barbarian monks are not only removed, but also ask Uncle Shi to go back to the temple to rest, and see what to do with these people." ”
Seeing that it was the intelligence that stopped him, the Iron Umbrella Dao man held back his anger and sighed and explained: "My nephew doesn't know that I have been stranded in the East China Sea for hundreds of years because the opportunity for my enlightenment and ascension is on the body of the Nine Golden Ao. It's a pity that I have been guarding for hundreds of years, and the only time I want to catch a golden ao is when I am scared away by this person, and the golden ao will never take the bait again! I'm tired of not being able to fly to the Spiritual Sky for many years, it's really hateful! ”
"This ......" intelligence was speechless. Cultivators cut off the causes and conditions of the world, and each of them is a generation of "fatherless, motherless, relatives and no reason", although they have feelings, they are countless lighter than ordinary people. Let go of all feelings, hide in the mountains, meditate on alchemy, and break off love...... Even countless reincarnations, the purpose of all this is to achieve enlightenment and ascend! Hindering people from becoming enlightened, hatred far exceeds murderous parents, and it can be said that there is no greater hatred in the monastic world!
But how could it be such a coincidence? The people of the Iron Umbrella Road have not come to Songshan for hundreds of years, and as soon as they came to Songshan, they met the enemy of the East China Sea, how can there be such a coincidence in the world? ! I'm afraid that behind this, there is a big invisible hand that controls everything.
The Iron Umbrella Daoist took a deep breath before continuing to the golden-bearded slave, "I have been pondering in the East China Sea for a long time, and every drink and peck is predetermined!" You scared away the nine golden turtles, even if you kill you, it won't help. Only by using the spiritual heart of your thousand-year-old Daoist fishman as bait can you re-fish for the golden ao. If you go back to the East China Sea with me and catch a golden fish, I will naturally send you to reincarnate and rebuild! If you still dare to disobey, don't complain to me that you will be annihilated! ”
The man known as the Golden Beard Slave fell to his knees, but his body trembled, and he couldn't speak. On the contrary, the women of the Purple Cloud Palace, who were with the man, stepped forward one after another to argue for the golden bearded slave. Especially the three phoenixes of the Purple Cloud Palace, in the original book, he is a character who does not know the height of the sky and the earth, and is particularly good at death. In a few words, it has stirred the nerves of the people of the Iron Umbrella Road several times. The Iron Umbrella Daoist was not good-tempered in the first place, and he was stopped twice by the intelligence before, but it was also for the sake of his nephew's face to endure it. As soon as everyone argued, his anger became more and more intense.
The intelligent abbot has already figured out the cause and effect at this time, isn't this the pit that the junior brother reminded him of and that he has been guarding against! Now that the junior brother is gone, he can only figure out a way on his own. "Uncle Shi......"
Before he could finish his words, he only felt his body sinking, and the person was frozen by the spell, blocking the unspoken words in his mouth.
Someone had already shot in front of him, only to see a figure flashing, a crisp sound of "pop", and the iron umbrella man had been slapped hard!
The Iron Umbrella Daoist was stunned and then furious, he covered his left face and jumped up, looking around for someone who dared to insult and tease him. The intelligent abbot who was standing beside him sank his heart. With the proud character of the Iron Umbrella Dao people, he was slapped in front of his juniors...... This is an instant hatred that never dies! Even if the Iron Umbrella Dao knows in his heart that he is not the opponent of the other party, it is difficult to ride a tiger in front of the juniors, and the form does not allow him to turn around and leave!
Relying on "foresight", everyone is used as a chess piece to use calculations, and when he comes up, he will do things without leaving a way back, except for the most ruthless Qingcheng Zhumei in the "Songshan Two Elders", who else can be!
said that it was fast at this time, and when the Iron Umbrella Dao people were searching around, they saw a figure flashing. The right side of his face hurt, and he was slapped again! At this time, the people of the Iron Umbrella Road are already going crazy with anger, and they can't care about any consequences! He simply sacrificed the magic weapon, and he was about to smash it around! As a result, seeing the "golden beard slave" who had been kneeling, he actually wanted to take the opportunity to escape with the light, and the iron umbrella road was so popular that the three corpse gods jumped violently!
"Bold karma, where to go!" After finishing speaking, he waved his sleeve, and an iron hand the size of an acre flew out of his sleeve, grabbing the golden bearded slave who flew halfway to a knot!
But at this time, the short figure reappeared, first with a roll of his sleeves to save the golden bearded slave, and then the phantom turned into a short Taoist, and stood in front of the iron umbrella Taoist. He put one hand up and said, "You bullnose is really shameless, if you don't repent after being slapped twice, you will bully a little animal like him......." His eyes turned "lovingly" on the golden beard slave, "You are also worthy of being called the person under the Sanqing seat?" ”
Zhu Mei said to herself proudly - in fact, Shenma bullshit "little animal". At this moment, the golden beard slave has not been reborn, and where is his current extremely ugly image of a sea king? You must know that back then, Jin Xunu just wanted to play tricks on people and use mana to disrupt the chess game between Zhu Mei and Bai Guyi, so he was pressed by the two of them with sword light, and knelt on the side of the chess game for seven days and seven nights! Now I can actually do the nonsense without changing my face.
Zhu Mei talked to the iron umbrella, and secretly used mana to shackle the intelligent abbot, just to buy time for Bai Guyi, who pierced the clouds.
As mentioned earlier, they had to use an iron umbrella to pass through the magma and enter the treasure of Master Lianshan. The iron umbrella, the magic weapon of the iron umbrella Dao people before, held the barbarian monk Hongyun poisonous sand, and wanted to send it into Gangfeng for refining. How could Zhu Mei Daoren, who had carefully studied the "future", not grasp such a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to separate the Iron Umbrella Daoist from his own magic weapon? He dragged the Iron Umbrella Daoist here, and Bai Guyi had already flown into the air to rob the Iron Umbrella Daoist's treasure umbrella! Although the umbrella has been refined by the painstaking efforts of the Iron Umbrella Daoist, he Emei has his own robbery method left by Ren Shou, which can be understood by the Iron Umbrella Daoist and other side doors.
The Iron Umbrella Daoist didn't speculate for more than half a sentence, and directly released a few black lights and flew towards the short Daoist! At this moment, he was furious and directly killed the killer.
"Let's see how I teach you how to behave", Zhu Mei smiled, and when the black gold nail approached, her figure turned. Disappeared again without a trace. He flew invisibly close to the Iron Umbrella Daoist, his small eyes flashed with excitement, and he slapped the Iron Umbrella Daoist in the face again!
I only heard "Smack!" With a loud bang, the Iron Umbrella Daoist stood in place in a daze unharmed.
A short Daoist was whipped out of the void, spurting blood all the way and rolling in the air, and several bloody broken teeth flew out of his mouth! The left cheek is swollen high, and it looks like this slap has cracked the jawbone!
An excessively beautiful young monk floated beside the intelligent abbot.
He also raised his right hand to make a pumping motion, his eyes flashed with a cold cold light, and he squinted at Zhu Mei, who was lying on the ground, and asked in a cold voice.
"Zhu Xiaozi, who are you going to teach to be a man?!" (To be continued.) )