According to the general law, after the defeat of the besieging side, weapons, blades and siege equipment will definitely be re-prepared, and some will increase the reinforcements to boost morale, so that there will be no action for at least three or four days; Of course, there are exceptions, and the method of attacking the city overnight is often used in spoof texts, so that readers feel that the command of the besieging party is a joke, which increases the comedic effect of the spoof. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

To put it simply, it's possible for two people, rest for a few days and then fight, or attack overnight - uh, put aside the routine of the god of online literature, the real ancient war is also the result of these two, you can't fight half without fighting half, you have nothing to say above......

But I just encountered the third type: after we finished cleaning the battlefield and retreated, the remaining vegetative people hula came up again, surrounded but not fighting, but did not live outside the city to make noise, and sometimes threw some lumps of mud balls or something, which perfectly confirmed the old saying: if you don't do it, you won't fight me, but I just won't be idle!

When the soldiers defending the city came to report, I began to think that it was a plan of suspicious soldiers, until I saw that the outside was densely packed with plants, and I knew that it was not a lie-the tactics of the suspicious soldiers were ancient, but they were all harassed by a small group of soldiers, who had ever seen the whole army standing outside the city wall to harass? This trick of killing a thousand enemies and injuring eight thousand self-harm, you really can't use it if you don't draw your brain!

It's just that we are also very helpless in the face of this kind of stupid X, the whole army is here, who knows if it will be a feint attack and become a real attack, then we will become fools - the enemy is standing under the wall, and we are not going to defend it, what will future generations say about me when they read it in the history books, will it not stink for 10,000 years?

What's more, if the city is broken, I will be finished, which is the most difficult to accept......

No way, we just stayed up, but this one couldn't stay up, from midnight to noon the next day, the whole city was sleepy and tired and couldn't do it, at this point I finally saw the clue:

Nima! They want to use their own advantages to survive me! Vegetative people stand under the sun for photosynthesis, no need to eat or drink, what does it mean for buddy to stand at the head of the city? If you go down again, you don't have to fight, just standing below the station will kill us!

I stood at the head of the city angrily, and a group of equally angry soldiers, as well as Ren Xiaoyan, Descending Dragon Lao Dao and others stared at the vegetative people below and sulked, knowing that there was no rut at all, and finally couldn't help it after watching it for a long time: "Think about it, find a way to break this situation, and we really can't hold it if we continue to survive." ”

Everyone nodded together, they were not stupid, and soon listened to the old dragon and took the lead in speaking: "Or, why don't you let everyone go out and try it once?" ”

"No," Ren Xiaoyan immediately objected: "Let's not talk about how many people we can rush this time, even if we can really rush, do you think you can get a good deal if you go out?" Remind you, their troops are mostly defensive, and we can still defend the siege, but if we want to attack them instead, it will be really incomparable! ”

That's right! Plants vs. Zombies relies on zombie attack plant defense, and it has only been carried for so long by finally changing to plant attack, and you will completely give up the advantage as soon as you go out-I hurriedly nodded: "This is reasonable, it will definitely not work to go out." ”

The dragon descended silently, and then Professor Yang opened his mouth again: "Otherwise, you let Ma Liang and them try?" "I didn't hide the fact that Ma Liang is a zombie, but the statement has been changed slightly, saying that it is a disabled person who was poisoned by a monster and has no intuition, and joined our team in order to take revenge, so everyone didn't dig too deep - where is the name of the Ninth Wicked Man, do you think everyone dares to question it?!

I complained, "What do you mean?" Oh, if we don't dare, let them go, isn't that not doing to others what you would not do to you? Professor Yang, I have an opinion about you! ”

"No, no, no, sir, you misunderstood me," Professor Yang hurriedly explained, "I mean, they chased and killed a lot of enemies yesterday, which caused a great shadow on the vegetative mentality, and showing their faces may be able to play the role of a surprise soldier - a soldier who surrenders without a fight, my lord!" ”

The descending dragon was disdainful on the side: "Do vegetative people have hearts, and you still give me the whole psychological shadow out?" ”

Professor Sheep: "Uh......"

Ren Xiaoyan finally spoke, and she said coldly and solemnly: "If it really doesn't work, let's ask for help." ”

"Asking for help?" We all spoke: "Who are you looking for?" ”

"Whoever has soldiers is looking for whom!" Ren Xiaoyan said curiously: "Didn't you say that our town is not far from the army?" You see, the vegetative people have suffered heavy losses after last night's battle, and many places cannot be surrounded, so we will definitely be able to send someone to break through and send a letter! ”

"Is it possible?" I turned my face and asked the dog-headed master: "Let's send a letter saying that the zombies are besieging the city, will the human general come to the rescue?" ”

The dog-headed master, who had been behind me for a long time, showed his face from behind me, laughed with him, and glanced at Ren Xiaoyan cautiously and said: "Madame is reasonable, but from a small point of view, this matter is not easy to do - first of all, we are too far away from the general's station, and we will come and go for at least ten days, and we can't survive these ten days; Besides, the general is subordinate to the Ministry of War, and we are not allowed to act arbitrarily unless the imperial court orders are made, and we don't have much friendship with the general......"

I interrupted him impatiently, "You mean no, right?" ”

The dog-headed master smiled brightly: "You say that's what you mean, that's what you ......"

"That's not going to work!" I understand what this guy means, this guy is purely trying not to offend Ren Xiaoyan and not to offend me, so he swallowed and vomited, but I can still guess the original intention, I smiled wryly and looked around at everyone: "It looks like it's almost meaningful to ask for help, everyone, think about it again......"

Everyone fell silent, it seemed that the situation was really tricky, and no one had an idea for a while......

At this moment, a small soldier slipped up from the ladder of the city wall, and I immediately saw him out of the corner of my eye—this guy was the clever leader who performed well yesterday, and I immediately shouted with joy: "Hey, why are you here?" ”

"Master, I ......"

"Did you overhear our meeting and think of something to come over and offer advice?" I continued to smile.

This is not an online routine, but a bridge in the TV series most of the time: when a group of big people are faced with a problem and have nothing to do, it is often the little people who think of a trick and solve the imminent problem with a means that can no longer be soiled, and I will not list many of its masterpieces, anyway, the films of the eighties and nineties can be seen everywhere, reflecting the great truth that the power of the masses is infinite from the side.

The clever leader was stunned, "Uh, sir, I'm actually here to call you to dinner, it's ready." ”

Everyone was disappointed together: "Alas, empty rejoice......"

Then they walked together under the castle tower, and on the way, they asked gossiply: "What to eat?" ”

"Butter-boiled cabbage, there's only so much in town right now."

……

We followed him to the bottom of the shed erected under the city wall, there were already many soldiers sitting around, holding a large bowl in their hands and began to snort and eat, the multigrain brown rice was piled up full of cabbage, don't you say, the butter is so boiled and fragrant, the color is also yellow and green to look tempting, our appetite that was not very surging was suddenly aroused:

"That's good! Serve the food, I look hungry! ”

He took us to the innermost table and sat down, and there were already three pots of cabbage on it, the only advantage was that we didn't get brown rice, and we rolled out some noodles, and as soon as we sat down, we began to pick up chopsticks, and stuffed cabbage into our mouths one after another.

Wow! Don't say it, the sweetness of the cabbage, coupled with the faint fragrance of butter, is so harmonious together, without the slightest gap, just like dumplings dipped in vinegar, hot pot with yellow throat, and reading Liuyun's novels to give rewards, it is natural, as long as you try, you are absolutely unwilling to separate them again!

Before I knew it, my skill of having eyes and no pigs had been activated, and I could see all the subtleties in this simple pot of vegetables: cabbage is the most tender cabbage, and it must be cast by a cabbage pitcher (not pregnant); The butter skin must also be cast by a corn pitcher, containing corn-scented butter (not pregnant); a small amount of table salt; a small amount of water; A small amount of salad oil soaked in nuts......

The specific steps are as follows: (120,000 words omitted here)

Effect: As the name suggests, a delicacy that can increase the accuracy of shooting skills, just like the song sings: If you eat it, you have to shoot, not dripping and not happy, how accurate is the shot, only in this way can it be enough to confess......

At the same time, there was a sudden clanging sound in my head, and a long-lost message appeared in front of my eyes:

"Congratulations, you have obtained the recipe and recipe of the Divine Ghost Full Banquet Recipe "Greedy Vegetables and Good Shooting"!"

Oh my God, my system has been resurrected, and I've finally got a third course besides the wall grass and the king cake - greedy vegetables and cum!

I was so excited that I burst into tears, and I almost wanted to cry with joy!

…… Wait, I suddenly found a problem from the words on the system, and after a little thought, I immediately jumped three feet high, and almost didn't lift the table: "it!" I've found a way to deal with vegetative people! Cake seller, praise me, praise me, I'm so good! ”

Everyone ran to the side with the bowls, only Ren Xiaoyan was splashed with butter by me because she couldn't hide, but before she could get angry, she was attracted by my words, and she forgot to get angry: "What, did you find a way?" ”

"Hahaha, I found it!" I laughed out loud, hugged Ren Xiaoyan fiercely, and shouted in surprise: "I finally have a way to deal with these guys!" ”

"Talk quickly, talk quickly......" Under the excitement, Ren Xiaoyan didn't care about anything at all, and also stretched out her hand to expose me, her face full of joy: "What way?" ”

"Pregnant, get these guys pregnant!" I laughed and commanded the soldiers on the side, "Come, go and find me honey, collect all the honey in the town, and if there is no honey, find sugar, as long as it's sweet, collect it for me!" ”

The clever leader took his subordinates and quickly disappeared in the town, and at this time, Ren Xiaoyan completely understood what I meant: "Yes, why didn't I think of it!" We just need to attract bees to pollinate, and these vegetative people won't have much fighting power once they get pregnant, great! ”

I couldn't help it, Ren Xiaoyan actually kissed me on the face, and laughed: "Reward you!" ”

After kissing, she strode out of the shed, gesturing back to change my clothes, and I smiled and nodded, and watched her go all the way away—except that I saw her blushing, and I myself was a little hot, but neither of us said anything......

It took me a long time before I reacted: "Bah, it seems like I'm the one who was soaked, right?!" ”