Chapter 42: The Annihilated Opponent
When we entered the door, we saw that although there were more spectators waiting outside than a few days ago, it had not yet reached the enthusiasm of Jay Chou's concert, and Uncle Wolf nodded: "Fewer people are better, fewer people are better......
"Are you afraid that there will be more people and you will recognize you or what?" I was puzzled: "Uncle Wolf, it stands to reason that you shouldn't have stage fright!" ā
Uncle Wolf smiled at me and explained: "I watched the video of your Chinese football team yesterday, that battle, that posture, hey - whether you win or lose, it's a mess, noisy and noisy and scolding, where do you say we have this situation!" ā
I suddenly said, "Are you afraid that we will be besieged if we lose?" ā
"It's kind of meaning," Uncle Wolf nodded awkwardly: "Two fists are hard to beat four hands, how many of us are there!" ā
"Then you can rest assured," I hurriedly said: "Our country is quite gentle in everything, just the men's football game is more enthusiastic, but it has not reached the step of killing people and setting fires - don't worry, just shout a few times to vent your anger, you can't do anything else!" ā
Uncle Wolf nodded: "That is, it's not easy for 1.3 billion people to pick out a few who can play football!" It is not difficult for a person to lose once, but it is difficult to lose for a lifetime...... This is probably what you have done in football, but no matter how bad the opponent is, you dare to lose, and you will never repent of losing to the end! ā
"Yes, it's true, losing all the time is not necessarily easier than winning all the time, it's still hard work!" I chimed in: "This is called the demeanor of a great country, where do other countries have this spectrum!" ā
We chatted and followed the crowd from the staff passage in, and when we arrived at the place, we saw that the people were almost all together, and the director assistant was comparing them one by one according to the list, and when we went up to sign up, we were directly arranged to sit down in the back position, and ordered: "The last group of you to go on stage, don't run around, you can't find anyone when the time comes, you can only abstain." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ā
We honestly sat down in the position and began to observe the opponent, according to the names and order of the staff, I soon found that the wandering chef and the ancestral kitchen god were ranked first and second, according to the rules, they must have played together to compete, and the other apprentice of the northern kitchen god was ranked fourth, the second group - in short, I can know the scoring of all of them before choosing tactics, whether to go all out or keep one hand depends on the situation.
After the show started, the audience immediately became excited, after all, the introduction of these two was quite attractive, and then they started cooking step by step......
The first to complete is the wandering chef, this guy with the help of the assistant three times five divided by two to make two big bowls of hot, fragrant things, from a distance looks like a very normal bowl of gnocchi soup, but the judges tasted it to know that this thing is not simple, although the raw materials are broken and added to the noodles are vegetarian dishes, but it tastes like meat, and the two bowls are chicken flavor and mutton flavor respectively, and they immediately deserve the applause of the audience!
After tasting a round, the chef took his hat and talked about his painful wandering journey, and he talked about his journey of chasing his dreams with tears and snot, how the head teacher ridiculed and the opposition of his family, and how he tried to make this simple but barely fooled his taste buds because he couldn't eat meat on the wandering road.
At this moment, a jaw-dropping thing happened, and a female judge in a suit and tie stood up and asked the grandson: "Have you acted enough?" There was an instant uproar on and off the stage, and even we didn't know what was going on......
Then the judge continued: "You just said that in 2010 you wandered in the Gobi of Xinjiang to go to school to make a large plate of chicken, but I have to remind you, in 2010 you were not a happy Malatang student? Could it be that Happy Malatang went to Xinjiang, and Mara went - then you are called Maragobi! ā
The chef denied it in a panic, and the female judge was furious and said: "Editor, you make it up for me!" You made up this story, tsk, you're about to catch up with the screenwriter of the anti-Japanese drama, why do you have to cook, you came out to write a novel and made a fortune early! You're not a wandering chef at all, don't think you're going to fool everyone - you have to quit the stage and go down! ā
After the judges finished speaking, they left the judges' seats angrily, and the audience suddenly burst into flames: "Go you!" Walk you! ā
This grandson can only be a gray flash, and he didn't score in the end.
It was only at this moment that the second chef's dish was barely ready, and it was brought up for you to show - hey, this time it was actually changed to corn cob porridge!
In fact, today's show is quite boring, with the foreshadowing of the first three games, this game is much inferior to the previous ones in terms of the state of the contestants, the performance of the audience, the judges' comments, and the host's burden, and I have tasted a lot of various dishes, both physically and psychologically, I have a feeling of completing the task, I just hope to finish the competition and enter the finals quickly.
However, because of the appearance of an accidental incident just now, the emotions of the audience and the judges were mobilized, and they were a little excited to play a game like chicken blood, and took out their mobile phones to send various comments to the circle of friends, and by the way, they took a selfie and the atmosphere of the scene was exuded to make friends envious, jealous and hateful, and fully feel their superiority!
In this case, the stick porridge is a bit out of place, if you are a pot swallow and abalone wings, it is estimated that the judges can still taste two mouthfuls, but who will eat the stick porridge - among the judges, some of the more radical ones were on fire on the spot, stirred twice in the porridge with a spoon, tasted the taste, and put the spoon aside very unceremoniously: "This contestant, do you have any characteristics of this bowl of porridge?" ā
The ancestral chef was not shocked: "This is a bowl of porridge, nothing else, I don't know what other characteristics there are other than hunger!" ā
The judge's face was suddenly happy, and he didn't know if he was influenced by the suit judge just now, so he immediately said unceremoniously: "If that's the case, I can tell you, this bowl of porridge is very ordinary, and there really isn't anything worthy of our score......" He looked around the judges: "What do you think, I didn't produce anything special anyway." ā
Some judges who were close to him also nodded and agreed: "I think so too, there is no value in participating in the competition at all - young man, are you mistaken?" ā
The ancestral chef said proudly: "Although this dish is simple, there is one thing I must remind you: this is a dish that the Queen Mother Lafayette has praised and praised for many generations, and it has been passed down in our family for many generations - you can't eat it well or badly, you can't say that the Queen Mother can't eat it!" ā
As soon as this remark came out, the audience was dumbfounded, and the imperial power's deterrent power to Chinese was once again revealed, and the unceremonious judge suddenly became half a head shorter, and after being stunned for a moment, he scooped a spoonful and poured it into his mouth again, compared to the eyes and clicked twice, and then he said like an empowerment: "I ate the pimple soup just now and the taste is still in my mouth, I can't taste it, and now I taste it again and find that it is extraordinary...... This young man is right, this dish does have the image of an emperor, and it is really worthy of the porridge praised by the Queen Mother Lafayette! ā
Subsequently, the other judges also praised this dish in a daze, and said that it was a magic in the plain, otherwise it would not have taken so much time to make it - one buddy praised the most proudly, and glanced at the first unkind judge while boasting, it seemed that he had a discord in his heart, and the one who had no energy to pinch again after eating deflated, so he could only make a fortune honestly......
After two rounds of praise, it was difficult to score, and the host said three times that no one dared to raise a card to 'ask the judges to score', because they all knew it, and after scoring, it was followed by a review of the dish, and it was not difficult to praise it, but the difficult thing was that this bowl of porridge really had nothing to boast about - just find an old lady from Shaanxi to boil it out, and I really don't know what the difference is!
At that time, the judges' faces were ugly, and their buttocks were twisting around in the chair as if they had hemorrhoids, and the host was almost speechless to continue-at this time, the first judge who found fault suddenly asked with a clear heart: "By the way, when did the Queen Mother praise this porridge, your ancestor is the imperial chef?" ā
"No, my family grows crops," the ancestral chef said: "When the Eight-Nation Coalition captured Beijing, the Queen Mother escaped and didn't eat for three days and three nights. ā
Everyone: "...... Nima, starved into that virtue, Cixi doesn't eat fragrant! ā
As a result, this corn cob porridge, which was praised by all the judges, finally got a painless score, and it looked like it should be out of the way......
The first two ended in such a thrilling end, and more than half of the news that Ren Xiaoyan finally heard has been wiped out - to be honest, it's the same whether you inquire about the situation of these two or not, Yasun has killed herself and no one else, what are we worried about!
The third and fourth players in the back group are also very simple, one of the two performed the so-called knife skills, a piece of tofu carved out of the reclining Buddha plating, but unfortunately this dish is really not very good, even if the reclining Buddha is vivid, he can only accept the facts; The other dish is seafood, and the two lobsters are rare in our city A, but before the judges can taste the taste, they leaked the bottom - the two lobsters he specially selected for the competition were frozen, and the time has been more than seven days, according to the taste of the seafood has been completely ruined, no matter how to get the freshness can not be raised, the seafood is basically wasted without freshness!
Then, the heavyweight contestant and the personal disciple of the northern kitchen god came out, and this dish amazed the judges and the audience as soon as it was released, and even abused the chef on the same stage with him into scum!
Call the donkey alive!
Tie the live donkey to the pillar, and the diners pour hot oil on that part, blanch and cut it and pour the sauce on the plate, which has been famous for a long time, but no one dares to do it because it is too cruel!
It's just that before he poured the first spoonful of oil, the Animal Protection Society and the Health Bureau had both arrived, and they dragged the girl away in full gear - and then I received a message from the Sun Squid God, which was actually arranged by the girl!
It's shameless, but it's ...... I like it!
My shrimp eggs are useless at all, I just showed my knife skills, and I took the first place after cutting a piece of frozen meat and roasting it, and many people in the audience who knew me shouted: "We can't just give it to the judges, we also have to eat it!" ā