Chapter 276: I'm going to give the government army a monkey
In fact, when Zhang Xiaowang released the Floating Star Castle in outer space, the Minotaur on the Wrath of Nature discovered his whereabouts, such a big battle, even those with better eyesight could directly see the blurred black shadow outside the sky. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
The minotaur teenagers subconsciously regarded this as the counterinsurgency army of the space-time bureau, and when they saw clearly that the countless fighters and asteroid-like star castles suddenly fell towards the sky, more than half of the teenagers in the interstellar information room, Chen Haonan, peed their pants on the spot.
Not all rebels have the good quality of Liang Shanshuibo, and in an instant, the minotaurs perfectly interpreted what it means to be a rabble. Everyone first dispersed in a hurry and fled for their lives. Finding that there was nowhere to escape, they swarmed together and rushed towards Bane Jr.'s headquarters.
The squadron leaders and column leaders got up from one or more minotaurs, put on their pants and went straight to the headquarters. Before Bane Jr. could speak, the rebels spontaneously divided into two factions, one believing that they should surrender immediately; The other faction believes that it should be surrendered immediately...... I haven't experienced the baptism of blood and fire, and it's really difficult to take on a big job!
Just as the two sides were arguing about 'surrender now' and 'surrender immediately', Zhang Xiaowang's space army penetrated the atmosphere and appeared in the airspace of Nature's Fury.
Little Bane, who had been sitting in the commander's chair, looked at the fleets that appeared, but suddenly straightened his waist and shouted: "All units are arrayed, ready to meet the enemy!" ”
The noisy scene fell silent all of a sudden, and hundreds of minotaur teenagers looked at him with neurotic eyes. After being silent for a long time, he boldly whispered a temptation: "Commander Bain, are you alright?" ”
There was an opening, and soon there were more gossips.
"Commander Bane, I don't know if you know how to count, but I have to remind you, that's more than 10,000 fighters and 6,000 mechas, not to mention blowing up one piece, just one bomb five people have a surplus!"
"It's not that we're afraid of death, we have to have weapons to resist, just a little security equipment is not enough to stuff people's teeth."
"I've said a long time ago that sexual freedom*** should be put aside first, and force should be developed first...... Well, now one by one, they are fierce in bed, and they wilt like an egg when they put on their pants! ”
Little Bane looked resolute and unflustered, and shouted loudly: "Shut up for me!" Then he glanced at everyone with disdain, "Even pusbags like you are worthy of fighting with me in the galaxy!" I think back then, when I first met my eldest brother, my brother told me about the past of the rivers and lakes, which was a real self-made man, a pair of pants to fight the world, and in just a few months, he raised millions of soldiers! ”
Little Bane became more and more impassioned, as if these things were his own experience: "You have all heard about my eldest brother recently! The Seven Star World slashed down the alien demigods, and the five gods of the Virgo Star slashed the Barney knife in their hands and launched the Heroes of the Time and Space Bureau with their own prestige! ”
A minotaur whispered below: "Your eldest brother initiated the hero meeting, why didn't he call you?" ”
Little Bane's face was slightly embarrassed, but it was fleeting, and a mouthful of spit sprayed on the face of the minotaur who asked the question: "Phew! What a relationship between me and my eldest brother! You little boys can understand! I can be sure that in a few days, my eldest brother will come to pick me up in person and go to the Heroes Club! ”
A black-and-white minotaur pursed his lips and muttered in a low voice: "Since your eldest brother is so awesome, you called him to save you, this gun is poking at the door of the head, what's the use of bragging about these." ”
This black and white flower obviously got to the point all of a sudden, and a group of minotaur teenagers said in unison: "That's it, the eldest brother is so awesome, you are calling to shake people!" ”
Little Bane's face sank like water: "Hmph! I also asked my eldest brother for help for this kind of trivial matter, so what face will I see him in the future! ”
With a bang, he pulled out the gun on his waist, and little Bin strode out: "Follow me if you are bold, if you are afraid of death, just surrender!" ”
As soon as the minotaurs saw him walking out, Hulala took a few steps back together, and looked at it with sympathetic eyes.
Little Bane walked to the door and found that no one had followed, so he stomped his foot angrily: "The shaft is not enough!" ”
He was just about to turn around, but he found that several minotaurs suddenly strode towards him, and little Bane was just about to show a pleased smile when he was thrown to the ground by the minotaurs. A few minotaurs turned their heads and shouted, "Quickly take a rope and tie it up, don't offend the government army because he is alone!" ”
Everyone suddenly woke up, and they took the rope one after another, pinched the hand, and pressed the leg......
"That's it, we have to have a good attitude anyway!"
"Well, if you turn yourself in, you'll be sent lightly, right?"
"Bane is crazy, you can't go crazy with him."
Little Bane saw that he was about to tie up strongly, and he couldn't care about pretending to be forced, so he hurriedly opened his mouth and shouted: "Okay, okay, let's be honest, it's my eldest brother from heaven......"
Black and white looked at it pityingly: "It's crazy, full of nonsense, it doesn't matter if you brag about how awesome your eldest brother is on weekdays, and now it's ...... when it's over."
Little Bane's voice was sharp: "Who bragged!" That's really my big brother, those planes have red flags on them......"
A stinking cloven-hoofed sock slipped into its mouth, ending its screaming.
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Zhang Xiaowang looked at the slogans put up by the minotaur boys on the ground, and he couldn't laugh or cry.
'Welcome to the army of the Time and Space Bureau! ’
'The Minotaur Association warmly welcomes the government forces to regain XL903 Colonization! ’
'Peace, not war!' ’
'Resolutely, the Temporal Bureau defeats the handful of rebels led by Bane!' ’
The panda spirit stuffed bamboo into his mouth: "Is this considered a divine power, rebellion is all in the heart." Leader, how do you know that this will scare these minotaur teenagers, so that you don't worry that they will really play with you? After all, he is a teenager. ”
Zhang Xiaowang touched his chin: "I saw a lot when I was a child, how many gangsters with a pair of kitchen knives splashed blood on the street, and when I saw the police uncle, they all became patriotic teenagers in seconds." No matter how horizontal the gangster is locked up in the game, he is no different from a rabbit. Those who dare to argue with the government are very few. ”
Panda Spirit's ears stood up: "That's not right, I see those little gangsters in the bewitched boy sideways in the police station......"
Zhang Xiaowang sighed and shook his head: "That's Hong Kong, you let those bewitched boys go around the mainland police station, and beat them every minute until they can't even recognize their mother......"
Panda Jing hurriedly waved his hand: "Harmony, pay attention to harmony." ”
Zhang Xiaowang looked at the neatly arranged minotaurs on the ground: "Go down and recruit peace." ”
The two of them drove the mecha and swooped out of the star castle, and before they could stop their bodies, they saw seven or eight minotaurs throwing a bundle of minotaurs like zongzi over.
Immediately afterwards, groups of flowery minotaurs waved signs such as "Welcome to the arrival of government troops" and "I want to be monkeys with government troops".
Zhang Xiaowang didn't pay attention to the heifers, but looked down in surprise, only to see that the minotaur was stripped naked, his whole body was tied up by the extremely skillful art of bondage, and there was a stinky sock stuffed in his mouth.
The bullhead couldn't speak, with tears in his eyes, and could only arch his body desperately, and his mouth made a whining sound.
Zhang Xiaowang looked at it for a long time and patted his head: "Isn't this my Bane brother?" ”
The heifers and the rebel backbones, who were swarming forward, suddenly stopped and froze in place......
The next moment, the news spread: the person who came was really crazy Bane...... Well, it's really the eldest brother of Commander-in-Chief Bane...... The legendary man......
The Lord of the 100,000 Undead, a human who hunts the Void Demigods, the fastest ascension to the Twelve Planet Lords Club, and a Virgo Godkiller...... Of course, there is also the biggest title - the bastard of the imperial bloodline, Zhang Xiaowang!