Text Chapter 172 Messing around
Seeing Su Gu lying around like a prawn, Yu Wen didn't know what to say about the two siblings.
After the brother and sister met, there was nothing to do with Yu Wen, and Yu Wen planned to go to the bus to see the child. But he was stopped again.
"I'll just say, as long as Captain Yu is here, there will be no problem! Look, Captain Yu didn't save people! I believe that as long as Captain Yu is here, there will be absolutely no problem with everyone's safety. Even if you are surrounded by zombies, Captain Yu can rescue you! ”
Cheng Xuelin boasted to everyone about Yu Wen's "awesomeness", as if it was not Yu Wen who saved people, but him Cheng Xuelin.
"Village Chief Cheng, if you have something, just say it, I will try my best to help if I can, and you don't expect anything from me if I can't do it. It was luck to be able to rescue those two people! If you're surrounded by zombies next time, I can't guarantee that I'll be able to get you out of the zombie horde. ”
Yu Wenting was disgusted by what Cheng Xuelin said. What does it mean to be "surrounded by zombies, he can also save you"? What did he think of Yu Wen? Superman? It's not clear how the zombies are, he saved people once, did Cheng Xuelin think that if that kind of thing happened again, Yu Wen would rush up?
seems to be extremely flattering words, but in Yu Wen's opinion, there are other plans!
"Village Chief Cheng, you must not expect anything from me! As I said, it's all about luck that I was able to bring people back this time! If the zombie siege happens next time, maybe I'll run faster than anyone else! ”
As soon as Yu Wen's words came out, Cheng Xuelin's expression changed several times.
"I'll go see the kid first." Yu Wen didn't have the heart to guess what Cheng Xuelin was thinking, so he said a word to him, turned around and walked towards the bus.
There were only a few women in the bus, and as soon as Yu Wen came up, he saw that the woman was breastfeeding the child. The woman is not old yet, and her age should be about the same as Li Jing, so her skin is very white. Because of the relationship during lactation, the woman's breasts are also very large, and the child is sucking Yun's milk hard, but Yu Wen still saw the dark areola exposed outside the small mouth.
Yu Wen was embarrassed to look at it more, and turned around to get out of the car, "Brother Yu, thank you so much this time!" If it weren't for you, not only would I have died at the hands of zombies, but my daughter probably wouldn't have lived long! Now our mother and daughter are able to join the group, thanks to you! ”
"It's okay, it's okay, don't take it too seriously. It's human nature to save you, you don't have to. Feed the baby quickly, I'll go down first. ”
Because the woman was breastfeeding and talking to Yu Wen at the same time, the pair of huge breasts on the woman's chest would always "sway" in front of Yu Wen's eyes from time to time, and Yu Wen couldn't say anything. In the end, Yu Wen just said a few words, and quickly "escaped" off the bus.
Seeing the child, Yu Wen also made a wish. Feeling a slight chill behind him, Yu Wen remembered to check himself.
Touched his back, the strap of the combat vest could barely hold on, but the training uniform on his body was a hole here, a hole there, especially on the buttocks, Yu Wen happened to touch two big holes. Estimating the area of the hole with his hand, Yu Wen couldn't help but blush:
"Holy! It's such a big hole! Lao Tzu is still wearing these torn pants to 'swagger through the market'! The ass is fucking looked through! Hurry back and change your clothes. ”
Yu Wen ran back to his car with his buttocks, and as soon as he got in the car, he beckoned Liang Li and asked Liang Li to take out spare clothes for him.
"Brother Wen, I thought you were going to wear this all the time! You see, there is blood and holes in this garment, and you can't wear it at all. ”
Liang Li pinched Yu Wen's changed clothes with her fingers, and threw them out in disgust.
"Hey, surnamed Yu, you don't know how to be ashamed! There are two holes in your pants that are so big that your ass is exposed, and you're embarrassed to wear them out! If it were me, I would have found a place to crash and die.
Eh, your pants are torn by zombies, why don't you have any wounds on your buttocks? Do you have the 'Golden Bell Hood Iron Cloth Shirt'? ”
"Fuck off! Why haven't you gone back there yet? What are you doing in my car? I'm not ashamed, it's your business! ”
It turned out that everyone had already seen Yu Wen "gone", Susan sat in the car, mercilessly damaging Yu Wen, making Yu Wen angry and angry, and wanted to throw Susan out of the car.
"Liang Li, why is she still here? What about her brother? Why didn't you take this crazy woman away? Hurry up and let Su Gu take her away, I'm annoying to watch her here! ”
The person has been rescued, the brother and sister have also met, and Susan not only did not return to Su Gu's side, but was still in her own car. Susan was not polite to Yu Wen at all, and Yu Wen had no choice but to issue an "eviction order".
Seeing Yu Wen's annoyed and angry appearance, all the people in the car laughed.
"Yu Wen, I didn't expect you to make a fool of yourself! I thought you were cool in that dress, so I didn't warn you. That's not what you meant! It's so funny to think about how you look in your open ass! It's a pity that I don't have a camera now, so if I had, I would definitely take a few photos as a souvenir! ”
Several women giggled and teased Yu Wen, and Yu Wen didn't hesitate to let them make fun of themselves.
"Damn, Lao Tzu is a manly man, he can bend and stretch! Isn't it just a butt show, it's not a big deal. As long as it's not streaking.
Alright, don't laugh. Tell me, why is this still with us? His brother is so nervous about her, she is not with her brother, why is she still here with a dead face?
Hey, little girl, let me tell you, I don't care about your food and lodging when you're here! You are from Cheng Xuelin's side, Lao Tzu and him have an agreement, everyone is in charge of their own affairs, don't expect me to do anything to you.
I advise you to hurry back to your brother, who are much luckier to have a relative by his side now than those of us who are 'alone'!" Also, be kind to your brother, don't beat your brother at every turn, then your brother will be very faceless! ”
In the face of the teasing of several women, Yu Wen will not be really angry. Yu Wen just wondered, why was Susan still in her car?
"What? Do you have any ulterior secrets here? Why can't I stay in your car? Besides, Sister Jing and Sister Li asked me to stay here. Have you forgotten that my foot hurts? If it weren't for you, would I be able to do this?
So, I'm a matter of course with you! And thou shalt feed me, and give me drink, until my wounded foot is healed. Also, what do I do to Su Gu, that's a matter for our brothers and sisters. You, an outsider, haven't taken your turn to point fingers! Hum! ”
PS: Today's second chapter