On April 4th, it happened to be the Qingming Festival, even though it was very entangled, Song Lehou finally brought his family to Kunshan. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Grave.

Song Xiaoai and Mi Yan had a lot of fun along the way, the two were of the same age, but Song Xiaoai suddenly had a nephew, and this excitement was really difficult to describe in words.

So along the way, she was showing her aunt's demeanor to Mi Yan, and from time to time she introduced some scenery, characters, or billboards outside the car window to Mi Yan, although she didn't know many words herself.

The two children, one in Japanese and the other in Chinese, were very happy.

"By the way, is Xiaomi's nationality problem easy to solve?" Song Lehou suddenly asked.

It is much more difficult to become a Chinese citizen than to enter the United States, and after living in China for five years, you have to make great contributions to the motherland.

Mihai Sand does not meet one of the conditions.

"It's okay Dad..."Song Yan waved his hand: "I can solve this..."

Song Lehou nodded and began to ask other questions.

If it was Mihai Sha a few years ago, maybe many questions would not be answered, but now after Song Yan's transformation, she is no longer an ordinary person.

Therefore, Song Lehou felt that this daughter-in-law seemed to be quite good.

If only I didn't have this kid...

He turned his head to look at Miyan, but it happened that Miyan was also looking at him, and the two of them just looked at each other...

"It's like..."He was stunned for a moment, and then shook his head, it should be a mistake, even if it is his son's baby, it can't be six years old...

Ziqiong Mountain Cemetery, which is not too high, has countless tombstones neatly placed on the slope.

Song Yan's grandfather Song Guangliang and grandmother Zhen Xiufen were in the same tomb, and they also put the ashes together directly when the grave was moved.

Mother Song Yuan didn't like the atmosphere here, so she waited outside with Xiao Ai and Mihai Sha Miyan, leaving Song Yan and Song Lehou on the mountain, in front of her grandfather's tombstone.

Song Lehou poured Liang Bei and handed Song Yan a cup.

"I don't drink," Song Yan said.

"Today is a little special, let's drink..."Song Lehou said, then spread out a newspaper and sat directly on the ground.

looked into the distance, where the wives of the two were there.

"Today, here, in front of your grandfather, let's talk..."Song Lehou took a sip: "Why do I feel that since September last year, you have become so strange..."

"Your mother said that you have grown up and want to get out of the arms of your parents, I don't have any opinion on this, but this Mihai Sand, what's going on..."Song Lehou still couldn't help it after all.

"Neither your mother nor I are the kind of person who can beat children, your mother has been nagging me last night, if only she were Aunt Wang next door to you, the girl who can scold can't enter the door..."

If this kind of thing is put in peacetime, Father Song will definitely not be able to say it, and now, the wine is bold and dares to say it.

Song Yan's expression was very calm and bland.

"Give me a reason, it's not the kind of person you want to marry so you want to marry, give me a reason that can convince me..."Father Song shouted.

Song Yan sighed, and with a flick of it, a strong smell of wine was dispersed by him.

Father Song was stunned for a moment, then felt it blankly, and looked at Song Yan in a daze: "You just now..."

Song Yan also sat on the ground, and then pointed to a white cloud in the distance: "Dad, what do you think it looks like?" ”

Song Lehou turned his head to look, it was a heavy rain cloud, and it was drifting this way.

It is estimated that in another hour, the rain will come.

"Nimbus?" He replied.

Song Yan shook his head: "What about you again?" ”

Song Lehou turned his head, and then he was surprised to see that on that cloud, there was a Buddha!

A Buddha he is very familiar with, that is, the Buddha-shaped cloud in Stephen Chow's movie Kung Fu.

But the clouds in the movie are still a little blurry, and the shot is extremely short, but this, not to mention the clear face, he is still smiling...

Still, well, funny?

Noticing Father Song's gaze, the other people who came to sweep the tomb also looked over, and then the entire mountain top exploded...

Or that the people who can see the white clouds in the whole Kunshan have exploded...

Buddha apparitions? Or is it funny that breaks through the top of the clouds?

However, Song's father knew that this was when his son asked him to see it.

"You, you can see it...", he suddenly felt that the son he had raised for more than ten years was a little unrecognizable.

"Are you going, cultivating immortals?" Father Song asked blankly.

"Sort of..."Song Yan nodded: "Dad, what I want to say is that Mi Yan is my biological son, just like I am your biological son, don't look at Mi Haisha with colored glasses, because there are some things I can't explain to you too clearly..."

He lifted his glasses: "For example, the cancer cells in your body that have metastasized..."

With a wave of his sleeves, Song Lehou suddenly felt as if his body was dozens of years younger, whether it was his heavy stomach or his angry chest, all disappeared in Song Yan's wave of sleeves just now!!

"Didn't you get taken away by some old monster?" Song Lehou frowned.

Song Yan smiled: "Then who knows..."

"By the way, do you want to live forever?" Song Yan suddenly asked.

Song Lehou was stunned for a moment, and then he was happy: "Is this okay?" ”

Song Yan nodded: "Naturally, it's okay..."

"Then what if you also want to cultivate immortals?" He asked again.

Song Yan was stunned: "I have exercises, but I don't know if I can cultivate them..."

"Then let me try, anyway, I can live forever, no matter how slow my cultivation is, I will eventually achieve something, right..."Song Lehou said happily, not mentioning the speech between men, nor witnessing anything in front of his grandfather.

Song Yan smiled, and then pointed out.

The point is on the eyebrows of all Chinese.

The Chinese people in China were stunned for a second at the same time, and then they realized that there were many more things in their minds...

"Blood Lake Sutra", "Huang Ting Sutra", "Taishang Cave Xuanjing"

"Bodhi Sutra", "Xuanfa Sutra", "Zixiao Zhenglei Law"

These things came from the earth that could cultivate immortals, and they were the most suitable cultivation exercises for the yellow race that countless sages had summarized.

Because he has seen Song Lehou's past experience, his father is a typical example of loving to enjoy ready-made products and unwilling to fight.

Although Song Yan is also this kind of person, this does not prevent him from hating this kind of person.

And just now, when he asked for a series of thinking activities for cultivating immortal exercises, Song Yan also captured them.

What he thinks is that if he can cultivate immortals, he can change many, many wives...

Those many, many wives include many celebrities that Song Yan knows, and many women who don't know.

If that's it, but Song Yan also saw Mihai sand in it...

After absorbing the huge flow of information, Song Lehou opened his eyes, and then saw a pair of cold eyes.

"That, which of these exercises is the best, and which one can become an immortal?" Song Lehou asked with a smile.

Song Yan smiled: "Anyway, you have a lot of time, can you try them one by one?" ”

Song Le smiled shyly, and then buried himself in the exercises and went to study the exercises.

This is not an isolated case, the whole mountain is doing it.

"I don't understand..."Xiao Qi said, "Your recent behavior is a bit elusive..."

"The mentality has collapsed..."Song Yan shook his head, and took his mother, Xiao Aimi, Haisha and Miyan, to the Sky City.

"Yo, there's a new person here!" A vigorous voice sounded, Song Yan looked up, this girl with long hair up to her shoulders and a yellow ribbon tied on her head...

"Haruhi Suzumiya, why are you here?" Song Yan felt that his liver was hurting...

"Meeting, meeting!" Haruhi Suzumiya said with a smile, "Celebrating the birth of a new god..."

"But this is the earth..."Song Yan only felt a little pain in his head, but he still barely spoke.

As for the people he brought, they were stunned by the city of diamonds.

"But the boss is here, what can I do..."Suzumiya Haruhi said and pointed casually, and Bai over there quietly poked out a head, and then retracted it again.

"Okay, you guys drive yours..."Song Yan lay on the diamond floor, staring blankly at the starry sky.

The mentality is a little fried, and the head hurts!

"Am I sick?" Song Yan suddenly asked.

"No, you're fine..."Xiao Qi smiled: "Okay, it can't be better..."

"If it goes on like this, I'd better lie down and not move, otherwise I'll mess up everything..."Song Yan was a little speechless.

In fact, there are better ways to deal with many things, such as Reiko Natsume, such as the father who accidentally overtook his brain, but at that time, he just didn't know what was going on, so he chose the worst way to deal with it.

"Isn't there a sense of urgency?" Xiao Qi asked.

Song Yan nodded.

"Are you irritated and want to destroy the world to vent?"

Song Yan nodded.

"Do you suddenly want to meet the lesbian table in the first grade of elementary school and apologize for pulling someone's braids?"

Song Yan blushed: "I didn't!" …”

Xiao Qi nodded: "Master, congratulations, you have begun to be rejected by this world!" ”

"What's the truth?" Song Yan was speechless, do you need to congratulate this?

"It's very simple, your body is about to be transformed, and the three-dimensional space will unconsciously want you to reduce your dimensionality, but your body is constantly absorbing the energy of the three-dimensional world to upgrade, the two processes are like a tug-of-war, your body is their battlefield, and you will naturally feel uncomfortable..."

"What happens when the renovation is complete?" Song Yan asked.

"Naturally, it's just Soaring..."Xiao Qi said with a smile: "This world will not allow a life that can destroy the universe at any time..."

…

"And what about my aura?" Song Yan asked.

"Hurry up!" Xiao Qi replied: "Without further ado, let's go!" ”