Chapter 360: Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand
I'll go! Grandpa actually supported Ma Rong here, saying that Wang Baoqiang was completely useless except for being handsome, and also said that he knew Wang Baoqiang, and the lazy person was depressed again, grandpa, your nonsense talent can surpass the big drill, right?
Saitama's skills aren't bad at all.,It's just that Bangko can't understand it.,The reason why Bangko now seems to be Saitama's lack of skills.,It's just because of the scene just now.,For Saitama,Saving lives is above all else.,So it looks like saving people and forgetting something else.,Although it's still wrong......
Saitama got up very depressed, but Banggu felt that his opportunity had come, so he quickly changed his clothes and walked out: "The two over there, are you worried about the ingredients?" Let Saitama roll her eyes and turn her head. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"We have high-grade meat from the Martial Arts Association in our dojo!" Bangko, who squinted his eyes, said something that couldn't make Saitama refuse: "Do you want to come to the dojo to have a look?" ”(^-^)V
"What a coincidence, we also happen to have barbecue sauce at home!" Saitama said while putting away the meat on the ground, which was already a little unsightly, "Where is the dojo?" "This thing has already thrown away Banggu's business card yesterday.
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So Bangko finally took Saitama and Genos to the Flowing Water Rock Shatter Dojo, and after a plaque with the words "Brave Forward", he saw a bunch of things that Bangku and the Vest Black Hole had prepared overnight, and what they imagined could give Saitama a dismount, and Charanko was making the final adjustments.
"Where's the meat?" Saitama asked directly, there was no etiquette at all, and he also looked at the bricks around him as if they were nothing, which made Cha Lanzi, who was adjusting the direction, glare at him dissatisfied.
"Of course the meat is there, but before eating it." Standing in front of the two stacks of bricks, Bangu said, "I want to show you a treasure." Ready, Chalanzi sat down behind Banggu.
Banggu also stretched out his hands lightly, and gently knocked on the two stacks of bricks, and then the sound of clicking echoed faintly, and the two stacks of bricks were all knocked into two sections......
"Hey, hey......" Bangko was very satisfied with his sophisticated technique, and looked at Saitama with his eyes, "How is it?" Take this opportunity to see the essence of martial arts...... Alas? ”
Bangko saw that the dust on the red gloves was scattered, and in the middle of the dust all over the ground, Saitama's bald head flashed.
All the bricks left there had already been chopped into powder by Saitama: "I see, it's nothing remarkable. Hurry up and give me the meat! Saitama said this as if he was pretending to be crazy and stupid......
"What the hell do you want to do?" Genos asked Banggu seriously, unlike Saitama I understand but I don't bother to say, Genos really doesn't understand at all, and I don't know what Banggu means by showing an ordinary hand-splitting brick.
One-handed brick splitting has always been a thing for martial artists to show their strength, not to mention the original world's skillful brick splitting method, that is, to talk about the real hard power to split bricks, that is also to require all kinds of preparations, such as arm elevation, finger closure, tension, etc., to use the power to the extreme.
It can be said that it is an extreme test of the challenger's skills and strength in all aspects of the strength display skills, even in this world, when the force value is very high, if you want to break a whole stack of bricks at a time, it is not something that ordinary people can do, Banggu wants to rely on this thing to show the strength of the martial artist.
But he forgot something, that is, Saitama can break meteorites with one fist, and Genos is also an S-level powerhouse, so don't forget that he is even more powerful than him, how can he be envied by this little skill?
The result, of course, was not deterrent at all, and the three of them were simply embarrassed by the three of Mo Forget's mocking eyes, splitting bricks or something...... Sure enough, you can't follow the four dimensions of inertia!
"They have to be shown in the market!" Banggu's brows jumped and he thought, "But if it's a competition...... Maybe they'll get hurt...... Not...... It seems that I should say that I will be hurt. ”
"Let's play a GWENT card!" So Bangu sacrificed the super stalk of this certain game.
This is a card that the two of them carefully prepared yesterday, but unfortunately the Vest Venerable is no longer here and can't completely get it out, it is a kind of mud bombardment of weird Gwent cards, which seems to be completely different from ordinary Gwent cards.
Anyway, no matter what, the lazy person hasn't played.,It's all written here.,It's really troublesome to find some actual things to play.,It's just like that.,Just play according to the things that the lazy people made.。 Hmm~o(* ̄▽ ̄*)o
The meaning of this Gwent card seems to be to put a bunch of cards in front of you, and then the reader Chalanzi will say what kind of cards, and whoever grabs first will win, a total of fifty cards......
"So what about meat?" Saitama continued to ask questions very unreasonably.
There's no way.,This card or something.,He doesn't know it at all.,Whether it's in the past or now.,Saitama doesn't understand this thing at all like Mo Forget.,There's no way.,Lazy people don't understand.,It's really difficult for them to understand.,So here's the dissatisfaction and muttering about meat, meat, or something......
"If you win against me, I'll give you meat." Banggu was a little annoyed by Saitama's desperate desire for meat, and his brows were furrowed and he just said, "Cha Lanzi! You're going to be a good reader! ”
Accompanied by Cha Lanzi's "Hi! The cards were placed face up in five rows, and on either side sat Saitama and Bangko, scanning the contents of the cards.
"*** ......" just said something weird that hasn't been heard clearly by Mo Forget, Bang Gu over there is a shot, and after a flash of skin color, a card was taken by him, which made Mo Forget feel ......
"Have you improved a lot in the past few years?" Mo Forget looked at Banggu and sighed: "I almost didn't see what was going on just now. Terrible! (。 ^▽^)すごい”
"Of course, this is a split-second reaction after I exercised the nerves of my whole body to the limit." Banggu opened one eye and then raised his head after speaking: "This is the essence of the broken flowing water rock!" ”
I see, the essence of the Flowing Water Rock Crushed School? Rely on this to increase the reaction speed to the extreme? It doesn't seem to be entirely right, and the flowing water rock crushing doesn't seem to be a simple thing, it should be no worse than the so-called seven styles that have not yet been created and completed, it is a completely different routine......
"Yes...... Saitama's expression twitched: "This is your martial art...... "Then I'll experiment too, Saitama stood up and faced Banggu like a funny person, and the momentum of nothingness pressed the past, which means that he wants to play and try, although it's just a fun try......
"*** ......" Cha Lanzi just said a word that no one could hear clearly yet, Saitama just slapped his hands on the ground, and the inexplicable impact was released, and all fifty cards flew up, but there was no trace on the wooden floor, and this control made Banggu a little distracted, and the result was to see an afterimage.
"Got it!" Saitama smiled at the corner of his mouth, holding a thick stack of cards in his hand, all fifty cards were there, let everyone on the scene cover their heads, can't you listen to the rules well? You can only take one at a time!
"I'm just taking one at a time." Saitama was very puzzled by everyone's dissatisfaction: "I just took it fifty times. "The speed is so fast that even Mo Forget said that he didn't see it clearly......
So sparks began to emerge from Genos's hands, who didn't see clearly: "I see, whoever bounces more can win......" looked at Cha Lanzi over there: "What's next?" Read the cards! ”
"Blah, blah, blah!" Banggu hurriedly shouted loudly: "You two guys don't ignore the rules! "This is my treasured GWENT card! Saitama is still able to control the power.,Didn't let any of the cards break.,You're breathing fire or something.,Are you deliberately finding fault?!?!?!
Wait, didn't you break any GWENT cards? Got 50 cards at once and didn't destroy any of them? Bangko reacted to what Saitama had just done, and it seemed as if it was ...... Perhaps, it's not simple?
"Master, they can't sit still in a quiet competition." Cha Lanzi over there opened his mouth and said, "Let's change it." Otherwise, his heart would be a little unbearable after coming here a few times......
"Maybe." Taking the card handed by Saitama, Banggu thought a little sweaty: "Let's have a workout method that has been passed down for a long time!" "Vest brother, I'm sorry, your whole person or something, it seems unlikely that it will be useful to Saitama, in order to prevent the other party from being impatient to change my dojo, let's just come to a simple one!
Bangu rummaged through a few very simple things, a helmet, two children's toy inflatable hammers, and a few drawings, holding the drawings, Banggu slowly explained: "It is to ask two people facing each other, one to stretch out a few fingers, and the other to stretch out his fingers or fists at the same time, and decide whether to win or lose according to the pre-agreed regulations."
There are three gestures in total: scissors, rock, and paper. The two of them made the corresponding shape with their hands at the same time, and the rules for judging the winner or loss were: scissors win the paper, the cloth wins the rock, and the rock wins the scissors. ”
"A guess boxing, are you talking about such a high-end atmosphere?" Mo Forget, who has been acting as an audience member on the side, couldn't help but complain: "A guessing fist decides to attack and defend, what are you doing as if you were in a martial arts competition?" ”
"It's not that simple!" Banggu finally couldn't hold back his high-ranking image, and roared at Mo Forget: "If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense, okay!" Look at this hammer! Look at this helmet again! But it's all good or not! You've shown me clearly! "The old man is really out of proportion in the face of Mo Forget. ^▼^
Some people say that lazy people's novels are well written in some places and poorly written in some places, and lazy people decide to check why this is happening, and if you understand the reasons, lazy people can improve a lot. ^▼^