"Boy, what are you, dare to stand out?" Zhang Dade glared at Lu Chun with a pair of bull's eyes. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Qiusheng stepped forward with a smug face and introduced, "This is my senior brother. "It's like he's talking about it.

Zhang Dade looked Lu Chun up and down, and said, "Senior brother? Why haven't I seen it before? Forget it, it's all handed over by a master anyway, and it's not the same, it's just some charlatans who pretend to be ghosts. ”

Lu Chun helped Uncle Nine to sit down and said to Zhang Dade: "Zhang Dashuai, right?" You say we are charlatans, he is a god who can predict the future? ”

"Of course." Zhang Dashuai said as a matter of course.

Lu Chun nodded: "Okay, since Zhang Dashuai is so confident to give, dare to let me learn a thing or two with this Master Xu?" ”

Hearing this, Zhang Dashuai looked at Master Xu.

Master Xu smiled indifferently and said, "People outside the square should have no quarrel with the world, but it's no problem to guide the juniors." ”

Zhang Dashuai nodded heavily: "Okay, then I will convince you to die, but if you lose, not only will the old Taoist priest lie to me, but all of you will have to be buried together." ”

Lu Chun didn't care, walked up to Master Xu, stared at his eyes, and said, "No problem." ”

Master Xu said: "How do you want to compare? ”

The corners of Lu Chun's mouth hooked up an evil smile: "It's better than you, didn't you say that you can predict the future?" ”

Although Master Xu felt that Lu Chun's smile made him feel creepy, he couldn't be cowardly in front of Zhang Dashuai, raised his chin slightly, and said, "Of course ......"

"Smack!"

A crisp slap sounded suddenly, interrupting Master Xu's words, and Master Xu covered his face in disbelief and said, "You dare to hit me?" ”

Lu Chun was surprised: "Huh? Aren't you able to see the future? Why didn't you count this slap. ”

"Poof!"

"Haha......"

Chunmeng and Qin Zhujun laughed out loud, Qiusheng even pointed at Master Xu without any scruples and laughed, Wencai also laughed, but with that bitter gourd face, laughing was more like crying......

Zhang Dashuai's soldiers also wanted to laugh, but because Master Xu was a celebrity under Dashuai, he was afraid of being liquidated afterwards, so he just tried to hold back, but looking at their appearance, it was also extremely uncomfortable.

"You...... You concubine, I haven't calculated yet, of course I'm defenseless, how do I know that you will suddenly do it? Master Xu covered his face, which had already begun to be red and swollen, and glared at Lu Chundao.

Lu Chun showed an expression that was the same, and said, "Then I'm sorry, count me as a miss, I don't know if Master Xu is ready now, can you figure out whether my next slap will hit you on the left side or the right cheek?" ”

Master Xu almost scolded, aren't you a fool? I said the left cheek and you would definitely hit the right cheek; I said that you hit the left cheek on the right cheek again, how to step on it and how wrong, stupid X only guessed.

With a cold snort, Master Xu said angrily: "Boy, do you understand the rules, how can fortune tellers count themselves?" ”

Lu Chun pursed his lips and nodded: "I can't count myself, right, then let me ask you, have you calculated whether this Zhang Dashuai will be shot today?" ”

"What did you say?" Zhang Dade was furious when he heard this, and he was already furious before Master Xu could speak, and at the same time, his subordinates once again raised Qiang and aimed at Lu Chun.

Lu Chun suddenly strangled Zhang Dade's neck, pulled him in front of him, blocked the muzzles of those soldiers, and said in the ear of Zhang Dade, who looked horrified: "Zhang Dashuai, your subordinates are pointing guns at me, and you are so close to me, do you think they will accidentally shoot you?" Why, don't you know? Then why don't you let Master Xu do the math for you? ”

Zhang Dade wanted to try to break free of Lu Chun, but Lu Chun didn't move, and the muzzles of those subordinates pointing at him kept shaking, and his face instantly became extremely ugly, and he hurriedly scolded: "Don't hurry up and put down the robbery for me." ”

Although those soldiers had already put down their guns, Lu Chun still didn't let go, his arms began to strengthen, and Zhang Dade, who was strangled, was almost out of breath, and at the same time continued to urge: "Zhang Dashuai, let this Xu guess quickly?" ”

Zhang Dade said with difficulty: "No, don't guess, you ...... You win. ”

"Gotta guess, quick!" Lu Chun packed up and worked hard again.

Zhang Dade was in pain and shouted: "Guess, guess ...... immediately"

Seeing that Master Xu was still silent, and Lu Chun's arm was tightening again, Zhang Dade hurriedly grabbed Lu Chun's arm and shouted: "Guess for me, don't guess if you don't guess that Lao Tzu shot you." ”

Master Xu was under pressure from Zhang Dade and said loudly: "No." ”

Nonsense, these soldiers have rusty heads, who would dare to shoot their commanders? As for Lu Chun, they have guns, and you have to dare to shoot them? Although Lu Chun seems to be making a lot of trouble now, he is sure that Lu Chun will never play with Zhang Dade in order to fight with him, you must know that there are dozens of heavily armed soldiers outside.

Lu Chun let go of the eldest handsome, looked at Master Xu and nodded.

Master Xu was overjoyed: "I really guessed right." ”

It's just that before Master Xu could be happy, a sudden gunshot suddenly came, followed by a miserable howl from Zhang Dade, and a broken ear fell to the ground......

Master Xu was startled by the gunshots and Zhang Dade's screams, only to see Zhang Dade fall to the ground with his left face in his arms, letting out a miserable howl like killing a pig, Master Xu stared at Lu Chun with a pair of disbelieving eyes: "You, are you crazy?" ”

Uncle Nine was only slightly startled, glanced at Lu Chun, and didn't speak.

Qiusheng hurried to comfort his frightened wife.

Wen Cai shrank to the master's side.

Of course, Chunmeng did not have any discomfort.

The soldier who shot the commander was also stupid, and in the face of his colleague who looked at him like a monster, he quickly dropped the gun in his hand, and said in a panic: "I, I don't know what's going on?" The gun must have gone off, the gun had gone off......"

"Dashuai!"

Lu Chun squatted down, grabbed Zhang Dade's other ear and said: "I said Zhang Dashuai, it seems that your prediction of Master Xu, who can predict the future, is not accurate, it is not accurate in front of you, how can you be sure that you will be the emperor in the future?" Do you want to give him another chance and let him guess again? ”

Lu Chun's voice was like a magic sound, Zhang Dade's painful brain was blank, and he still heard Lu Chun's voice, and his head was a little clearer, and he hurriedly said: "Don't guess, don't guess, it's because I have eyes and don't know Mount Tai...... You and Uncle Nine are the masters, he is a liar, a liar...... Come on, drag this liar out for me and kill him, kill ......"

"Don't you really guess?"

"Don't guess, don't guess...... Ouch, little brother, be merciful, my ear is about to be ripped off by you, alas......"

"Okay, since you already know who is a master and who is a liar, let's get out together, my master wants to rest, so I won't leave you to eat." Lu Chun shook off Zhang Dade's ears and stood up.

Zhang Dade didn't dare to say much, and fled with the support of his subordinates, but just after walking a few steps, he was stopped by Lu Chun.

"What else does the little brother command?" Zhang Dade said with a bitter face.

Lu Chun pointed to the half of the ear on the ground, and said with a disgusted expression: "Clean up your pig ears and pig blood, don't dirty our place." ”

Zhang Dade had suffered such humiliation, and he was about to have a seizure, but when he looked at Lu Chun's eyes, he was shocked, he had never suffered today's insult in his life, and he had never seen such terrible eyes, as if he looked at it for another second, his heartbeat would stop, he didn't dare to talk nonsense, lowered his head to avoid Lu Chun's gaze, and asked his subordinates to clean up the scene, and immediately two soldiers rushed over, took off their military uniforms and hats, put their ears into their hats, and cleaned the ground with their clothes, until there were no more bloodstains, Only then did he return to Zhang Dade.

"I ...... Can I go? ”

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Lu Chun said coldly, even if Zhang Dade was unwilling in his heart, he could only endure it now......