I was simply ridiculed, and I didn't have to keep my face in front of passers-by, and let myself spit out all the things I had just eaten. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

In the end, I was half-carried back to the hotel by the three fat men, and I really vomited to the point that I had no strength, and I was going to tell the three fat men the story that the owner told me, but when I thought about it, I felt sick to my stomach, and I was really unable to speak.

A few years ago, a friend of mine was interning in the provincial capital hospital, and when I went to look for him, I happened to see the thing of the male deceased in the morgue, the whole root was rotten, and the blood, pus, and cartilage tissue in the **** were cloudy, and maggots were floating around in the mixed liquid, and I was nauseous for dozens of days without eating. Originally, I had forgotten about this incident, but when the owner of the restaurant said that while he was eating, I suddenly remembered it again, and the result can be imagined.

After a night without words, I hurriedly washed up and went back to my room to sleep, my stomach was hollowed out, and the whole person was weak and weak, and I couldn't muster up the interest to have a late-night bedtime conversation with the three fat people.

Wu Ming and the little brother in black were on time, and they arrived at the hotel where we were staying before dawn, and after a greeting that only the three fat people participated in alone, he made a statement to summarize: "Little brother, you don't know, yesterday we were bored and wanted to go to the street to inquire about the military situation, but the shameful grandson of Da Zhuzi vomited himself, and he vomited at the door of the hot pot restaurant, and the boss was angry, and the old and young masters and daughters-in-law around him saw it, and laughed at the grandfather." ”

"What's going on?" This time it was the little brother in black who spoke, with a cold but inquiring tone, it seems that there is really a gap between people, the three fat men saw that I vomited, and the little brother in black saw "Why did I vomit?" ”

This incident can be regarded as a clue to our departure this time, I relied on my own breakfast, relatively pure stomach to Wu Ming and the little brother in black told Wu Ming and the little brother in black the story told me last night, in fact, to the three of them, because the three fat men patronized and made fun of me yesterday, and did not listen to my story.

The result can be imagined, they all have the same face, there is no unnaturalness, only positive awkwardness.

At this time, Wu Ming spoke: "Haven't you heard of the legend of cannibalism? ”

Ever heard of it? Haven't heard of it!

But I've actually heard about it.

King Garuda, Zhu Ji. In ancient times, the people of Haozhou, the warlords of the late Sui and early Tang dynasties, took advantage of the chaos when they were young, and were very brutal, all the cities he captured, most of them were robbed, and the robberies included people, the purpose was to feast on food, and he was the most famous ogre king in history. Later, he was captured by Li Shimin, the king of Tang, and killed in the city of Luoyang, where it is said that when he was beheaded, the onlookers rushed to attack him with tiles and stones.

It is rumored that he had 200,000 troops, ate everything in that place he attacked, and burned all the houses when he left, and he paid little attention to agricultural production, and he often had ****** in his place.

Because of this, his army had nothing to plunder, and there was a lack of food in the army, so Zhu Yi came up with a good way for his soldiers, boiling women and children to eat, and said to his subordinates: "There is nothing more delicious than human flesh, as long as there are people in other towns, why worry about starvation." ”

Of course, there is no good result for such a person, and in the end, he died tragically under Li Shimin's knife, and he has not been remembered by the world.

Last night was too "hard", causing the IQ to return to the state of a baby, and I didn't think about it for a while.

We heard the cannibal legend in the mouth of the locals, but this has nothing to do with the activities of our trip, it can't really be like the three fat men said, the legends are all reflections of ancient times, and we really have something to do with cannibalism this time.

I thought that the three fat men were going to come out of the chapter, and every word came out, but I didn't expect him to ask: "What King Garuda?" What Zhu Wei is the emperor? What army cannibalism? How could I not know? ”

In the final analysis, this can only be regarded as a matter of self-cultivation, I hurriedly comforted and said: "This is a state secret, and it is not a glorious thing, if you are not a smart person, you will not know, there are not many people in the current society who know about this, and you are not an outlier." ”

Anyway, judging from the current state, you can already be considered an outlier among the four of us.

And Wu Ming didn't seem to be going on anymore, avoiding a quiet environment, so I said indiscriminately: "It can't be that our fight this time is related to the cannibal legend, right?" ”

The three fat men looked incredulous, the little brother in black looked silent, and Wu Ming smiled silently, that's it.

We can't just rob the tomb of King Garuda, can we?

I also hurriedly changed to look at Wu Ming with an expression of disbelief.

This time, he spoke: "We deciphered the contents of the black box, which hides the burial address of the Zhanlu Ancient Sword, which is in L City. ”

The three fat men asked with a lot of mouths, "Is it Morse code?" Wu Ming nodded and replied, "Almost." ”

What is the so-called high technology of the ancients, this is.

As one of the best young people of the twentieth century, I still don't understand what Morse code is. I've studied this thing more than once, and I remember the term very well: "Morse code, also known as Morse code, is a signal code that goes on and off to express different English letters, numbers, and punctuation marks in different sequences. ”

But now that it is applied to the ancient black box, it is even more unclear. I've tried to remove the phrase "time and time" and replace "English letters" with "ancient Chinese Chinese", but I still can't figure out what the principle is.

I wanted to give up, but Wu Ming suddenly became interested and explained to us. But the pig brain was too stupid, and the master was not good at teaching, so Wu Ming discarded the process and said the ending directly.

This time Wu Ming seems to be different from the last time, the most distinctive thing is that he talks more, and he is not always indifferent to a good-looking face like before, at least the current Wu Ming can make people feel that he is talking to you seriously.

"Chishi Dam, Laxi Town, L City."

My first reaction was that the name of this place was really damn good, and the town of Laxi ate the dam.

It's always He Beichen who is unlucky, but it's also Xiao San's fat man who is ashamed, and it's not me who hears Wu Ming laugh like this anyway.

Enough jokes, enough fun, the three fat men shouted and set off again, according to Wu Ming, the equipment he asked for has not yet arrived, let's wait. Just in case there was another embarrassing scene like last night, I hid in the hotel, and no matter how much the three fat men summoned, I didn't go out with him again.

As a result, it was me who was unlucky, the three fat people went out to eat in a really multi-star hotel, on the other hand, I always felt that there was something missing in my life.

But it is gratifying that a big boss like Wu Ming is always happy, and the tools prepared are all high-end foreign goods, ranging from guns and explosives to hemp rope flashlights, but in the tomb, small things are always more useful than big things to save lives.

At noon, we again pretended to be tourists and mixed into the noisy interpersonal circles, according to the meaning of the three fat people, we should be fearless, the gentleman set off frankly, after all, we are not doing any civilized business, not to mention that we are now in a modern civilized society.

Wu Ming was naturally thoughtful, he said that there are mixed people here, ruffians and hooligans, businessmen and Jia brigades all exist, often such places are also the objects of key supervision by the upper personnel, there must be plainclothes among the people who are mixed everywhere, and we will be in trouble if we are accidentally caught, so it is better to be careful.

I naturally agree very much, now that the third uncle is dead and the second uncle is missing, I can't do anything else, what three long and two short things will appear in our old He family, and we have to make the ancestors alive.

Since you want to pretend to be presentable, it is necessary to find a guide. The arduous tasks on the way to the revolution are generally completed by the three fat men. The guide he found for us was also not satisfactory, honest but not very talkative. This also saves us a lot of time, there are more ancient buildings in Chishibazi, and China has been known as beautiful since ancient times, and the houses have grown into a look in the past, and it is impossible to distinguish between the southeast and the northwest when walking in it.

I'm sorry, friends, I really don't feel it today, I've found excitement but to no avail, so let's make a joke first.

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Anyway, today I would rather go to the Internet café for the first time since college (I would rather not be for how boring you are, what Internet café to go to in broad daylight, and rather not for the dormitory Internet card, isn't it intentional?) Next to Dianchi Lake, the green water people, the top floor elegant seat, absolutely cool.

The game played is naturally fresh and refined, in response to the call of the majority of Chinese little girls, rather than for the sake of also embarked on a road of no return, what has been popular recently, of course, it is Yang Baa "A slight smile is very captivating" is also, naturally, the game "New Chinese Ghost Story".

Class: Enchanter Level: 15 (Can I say this is the result of my struggle for a noon?) Why, it's not because I'm weak, I've always had a shallow relationship, but I have a deep love. ）

Here I want to say loudly, very loudly, very loudly: I'd rather not, the newcomer begs to be brought!!!!!!!! Come and teach me aloud!!!!!

Can I say that I fought a level fourteen spider monster and died five times? Don't ask me why I'm so weak, after all, my wish is world peace.

The Internet café is also really cheating, it cost me fourteen oceans, sad and crying.

On the way back to school, the following conversation occurred on WeChat:

Ning Buwei: "Your Majesty just said, I hope you will take a thing for it before returning home from school, this thing is dark and slightly astringent, and it bubbles when it meets the gas, and everyone says that Coke is also, when this thing is brought back, that is, when you pay, remember, don't forget." ”

Roommate: "Then I still have to go to the third floor to buy Coke?" (Cold drink shop on the third floor of the dining hall)

Ning Buwei: "Your Majesty said again, it is not canned, it is bottled, and this thing is also in the supermarket." (Supermarket at the entrance of the teaching building)

Roommate: "Okay. ”

Roommate: "The mourning family knows. ”

Five minutes later, there was another conversation as follows:

Roommate: "Ozawa, are you back?" ”

Rather not: "On the way home." ”

Roommate: "I'm in the cafeteria, can I make an appointment?" ”

Ning Buwei: "I hope you will return safely." ”

Roommate: "It's crazy for you to write essays." ”

Ning Buwei: "Your Majesty said again, I hope you will help him have fun." The saint meets a fun, said happy and happy, difficult should not pass, need to be unlocked by the lock, he will break through the clouds one day, get the top position, live up to the expectations of the king......"

Roommate: "I don't love you." ”

Rather than for: "Aggrieved face." ”

Roommate: "Don't bother you, I don't know the reason, I think of you earnestly." ”

Rather not: "Evil, spit." ”

Roommate: "You should be a rock, and a concubine should be like a reed." ”

Ning Buwei: "The rock has no transfer, and the reed is as tough as silk." ”

Roommate: "Think about you, speak quickly, and return quickly." ”

Ning Buwei: "Knock knock, I'm back, I've died too many times today." ”

Roommate: "Hahaha......"

The following is an hour of dormitory secrets.

I want to say that Tsundere is therefore here, as if Yang Guifei of the Tang Dynasty.

Now I have changed my wish, I want to stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun.

Looking at it this way, I'm still more suitable for writing paragraphs.,Writing novels is not enough brain.,Anyway, recently I conceived another novel.,The general framework has come out.,I'm waiting to make time or something.,After all, double opening will kill me.。

Hehe. Life is really boring, find a thrill to have fun.

Dignified face.

One second to break the work, how could it be me.

Everyone: "Why it's not you, it's you." ”

I want to write a small paragraph of Tanmei fandom.,But I don't dare to send it out.,After all, my "Sweeping the Warehouse" is a serious tomb robbery.。

everybody

Good night!!!