In the yard. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Leng Qi and Ma Zi were kneeling on the ground with their lips pouted. Two old men sat on chairs.

"Two melons, look, look at the virtue of the two of you! What's the matter, I haven't been with Old Man Liu for a few years, and I'm still turning the world upside down? Uncle Du stretched out his finger and pointed at the two of them and scolded.

Old man Liu knocked on the cigarette pot on the chair, "Two turtle grandchildren, can you still run?" Why do you want to tire Lao Tzu to death? ”

Leng Qi brushed his hair and poked his head over, "Master, look at how you talk!" There's a reason why I'm running with the horses! ”

"The reason? What's with? ”

"I think you two have finally returned, and we are ready to go... Go..."Leng Qiyan looked at the nose and nose and heart, and the words were knotted.

"Go get a haircut! Yes, go for a haircut! It's good to come back and see you two! Ma Zi hurriedly took over the conversation.

Old man Liu sat up from the chair and circled around the two kneeling on the ground, "Hey~ Look, look, who did you learn from this mouth, you can do it!" ”

"Don't you want to learn from your seven babies, how good a child did the apprentice be, look at how many years I haven't seen you, what kind of bear you have been taught by your apprentice!" Uncle Du put his hands behind his back.

Leng Qi rolled his eyes, but saw that his master had already picked up the cigarette pot again and jumped up, spitting stars flying all over the sky, "Old immortal dropping turtle grandson, why did my apprentice teach you!" Your apprentice is a good thing, huh? The human looks like a dog, and it's not the little turtle grandson taught by your old turtle grandson! ”

Uncle Du was furious and unconvinced, "Old man Liu, don't be dead and don't admit it, the apprentice used to be a good baby, take a look at ......"

"Fart, it's what your apprentice taught! How honest the seven babies are! ”

"He's as honest as a bear? Just teach your apprentices! ”

"Your apprentice taught me!"

"Your apprentice ......"

"What, what! I want to fight! Come on, come on, fight, see if I can't kill your old turtle grandson! ”

"Fight, fight, I'm afraid you'......!"

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In the yard, chickens and dogs jumped, and Ma Zi and Leng Qi looked at the messy scene in front of them, dumbfounded.

After arguing for a while, Leng Qi finally couldn't help it, "Master, aren't you going to fight, why don't you fight!" ”

Ma Zi nodded, "That's it!" Master, you won't be able to beat Uncle Liu! ”

"Can't beat him? Boy, look good! Old man Du blushed.

Leng Qi hooked his head and said in a low voice, "Master, you have to teach Uncle Du a good lesson, otherwise how will we and our two be in the yard in the future!" ”

Old man Liu blew his beard, "I can't beat him!" ‘

Seeing that the time was almost up, Ma Zi looked at Leng Qi, Leng Qi looked at Ma Zi, and suddenly shouted in unison, "Run!" “

After shouting, the two of them got up from the ground neatly, patted their buttocks and ran out of the door.

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"Mazi, where are you going!" Leng Qi took a breath.

Ma Zi shook his hair, "Go and shave your head!" Otherwise, the two old men will definitely do it with their own hands, and with your master's virtue, they won't make you a little flower child! “

Leng Qishen nodded approvingly.

The two walked for about 20 minutes, but they ran into an acquaintance at the door of the barbershop.

It was the golden pockmark.

Leng Qi was curious, "Jin Mazi, didn't you go drinking, how did you get here after so much effort!" “

Jin Mazi was looking sad with his head down, and suddenly heard someone calling him, and when he looked up, he found that it was Ma Zi and Leng Qi, and said listlessly, "Yo, it turned out to be the two of you!" “

Ma Zi looked at Jin Mazi's appearance and said with a smile, "What's the matter, Master Jin, it's not your style to pull a few pieces!" “

Jin Mazi waved his hand, "Alas, it's hard to say, what, the two of you come to shave your head!" Hurry together! “

"Hey, just your finger-length hair, and you still shave your head? Jin Ye wants to shave a bald man? "Leng Qile is happy.

"Second master, I don't understand! I'm going to get bad luck! Jin Mazi touched her scalp.

"Bad luck? Haven't you been doing well lately! Why do you drink alcohol and get bad luck? ”

"Hey! Don't mention it, I'll be angry when I mention drinking, and I don't know what's wrong with Du Mouse today, so I have to go to the bottom of someone's car to drill under the wheel of the road when I walk on the road properly! Even I am stained with the bad luck of a dead man! Jin Mazi thumped his hands, and did not forget to pat the clothes on his body.

Leng Qi and Ma Zi were both a little surprised, "You mean to say that Du Mouse is dead?" ”

Jin Mazi slapped his thigh, "Isn't it!" I just was pulled away, and I'm going to be thrown into the big furnace for cremation! ”

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In the courtyard, two old men who were tired of scolding sat on a chair and held a teapot.

After drinking, Old Man Du suddenly put it down, and said with a somewhat heavy face, "Old Man Liu, something is wrong with the seven babies!" ”

Old man Liu stopped his movements and looked over, "Old Du, what's wrong?" ”

"Hu Qi is too heavy, there are red strands all over my body, we have been away for all these years, I don't know how these two children came over, I have to ask carefully when I come back, even Zhijian's child, I don't feel at ease!" Old man Du frowned and sighed.

"Lao Du, Zhijian's child's affairs are not something you and I can manage! It's okay now, but it will be a blessing or a curse in the future, three points will depend on heaven's will, and seven points will look at his own creation! Old man Liu refilled the bag of cigarettes, "The two rabbit cubs should also come back!" ”

After touching it, Old Man Liu realized that he didn't pretend to be on fire, and when he got up, he sighed strangely and looked at something wrapped in yellow cloth on the ground, "Turtle grandson, throw things around!" ”

As he spoke, he went over and picked it up.

"What a thing, old man Liu, take a look!" Old man Du squinted, "Where did you buy this brush, does it look good!" “

Old man Liu tugged at his beard, "Good thing! Great stuff! These two bears ...... egg."

Old man Liu saw enough, pinched the brush, and traced twice at the palm of his hand, and two black ink marks suddenly appeared in the palm of his hand.

"Hey, I just want to think that only the pen can fill the ink, and the brush will be automatic when it will be!" Old man Liu smiled at the corner of his mouth, picked up the pen, and wrote a few words on the stool, "Liu Zhenguang!" “

"Oh, look at your ugly words, you haven't grown a little over the years! Give the amount, see the amount to teach you to write big characters! “

Old man Du snatched it and wrote two more words on top of those three words, "Du Zhengming"

After writing, he wiped his sleeve, threw the brush into the arms of the old man Liu, and the old god was drinking tea.