Chapter 15 I Tell Me I'm Not a Hoscal, Do You Believe Me?
"Daddy, Daddy, I'm going to eat that. ”
"Daddy, Daddy, I'm going to eat this. ”
"Don't call me Daddy, you're my Daddy!"
Ye Qiu has the heart to cry now, this bear child!
After Ye Qiu left with Baba, he took a taxi directly to the food city.
And then...... There is no then.
He didn't think of how a 5-year-old could eat so much. But he doesn't worry about spending money, he still has nearly 30,000 retirement funds in his card, and how much money can a child eat. The main thing is that this kid is simply too good to shop.
The food city is on the fifth floor, and the two have been walking around for three hours.
Almost every baa you have to taste it, and you don't eat much, every time it's a small bite.
Many businesses are looking at Babaa and looking cute, and they are only eating a small point, and they are generous and don't need money.
This can make Baa Baa very happy, eating from the first floor to the fifth floor. Eat from the fifth floor to the first floor, so happy.
At this time, Ye Qiu was holding a large cup of Coke in his left hand, with two straws inserted into it. Holding a large glass of orange juice in his right hand, there are also two straws inserted into it. Baa ride around his neck.
Ye Qiu looked ahead with blank eyes, took a sip of Coke blankly, and then took another sip of orange juice, feeling a strange taste spread in his mouth. He had foreseen that his life was about to become bleak.
"Dad, you're full, let's go home!"
At this time, the children's voice that was like a magic sound just now seemed to have become a fairy sound, and Ye Qiu said categorically:
"Okay, let's go home!"
"Oh yes, go home, goodbye uncle and aunt! thank you for your hospitality!"
Baa Baa is a polite child, every time he goes to the door of a businessman's house, he says goodbye, Ye Qiu is very pleased, this child teaches well. But I didn't teach it myself!
The various merchants also said goodbye to Baba.
"Good boy, it's so polite, come back to play when you have time! Other uncles don't dare to say it, but as long as you baa come to your uncle to give you a free order!"
A shirtless big fat man with a green dragon tattoo on his body raised the spoon in his hand and said loudly.
Ye Qiu's heart suddenly felt cold, Nima, don't make trouble, we won't come back in the future.
"Okay uncle, we'll be back tomorrow. ”
Ye Qiu: "............"
............
When he got home by taxi, Ye Qiu looked at his watch, it was already 5:20. Suddenly he smiled bitterly in his heart, this day really didn't stop, now he just wants to take a hot shower and lie on the bed and sleep well.
Walk up to the door of the unit and reach into your trouser pocket.
Where's the key?
Then after a little thought, it is estimated that it was either during the fight or fell out while climbing the steel cable.
Hey, I have to climb the stairs again.
The place where Ye Qiu lives is in the old city and is facing the transformation of the old city, so many old residents have moved out and rented their houses to some Beipiao.
The rent is not expensive, 2000 a month, which is extremely cheap in Longjing, a place where every inch of land is valuable.
Ye Qiu had a problem in his previous life, he often lost the key.
Fortunately, the external structure of these old communities is angular, not the kind of new buildings, and the whole is a plane that is difficult to climb.
Therefore, as soon as Ye Qiu lost the key before, he would directly choose to climb with his bare hands.
Fortunately, the floor where he lives is not high, it is on the 5th floor, and the next door to his house is just the middle door, there is a protruding balcony, no one is there all the year round, Ye Qiu is also used to borrowing from the balcony of his house.
But now it's a bit inconvenient to take it with you.
Hey, why didn't this girl talk much after she got out of the car?
Baa off your neck. It turned out that the child had fallen asleep a long time ago.
Ye Qiu suddenly understood that the child was so young when he was sleepy, and he must be tired after staying in the food city for so long.
It's just right to fall asleep, and I'm afraid that this child is afraid of heights!
Ye Qiu's egg hurt in an instant, how could he fix this child on his body! If the shirt was still there, just tie the child directly to his body.
But the shirt had long been thrown by him in the elevator shaft.
Looking at the nobody, he knew that most of the people in this community were playing music or writing, either going out early and returning late, or pure night owls. There are generally not many people in this point community.
And the building he lives in is in the corner of the community. The gate is far away, and many people who rent a house don't like this corner that is too remote.
Ye Qiu suddenly came up with a solution that was not a solution............ Take off your pants.
Ye Qiu didn't have any obstacles in his heart, he was wearing serious military underwear, and his trouser legs extended not far to his knees. Much longer than the usual boxer briefs. It looks like the length of the big pants worn by an old man who usually enjoys the coolness, but this one is tight.
Looking down, Ye Qiu suddenly became complacent. Although it is said that the loading system has been obtained, the entire time and space seems to have been adjusted somewhat, but the brother is still the "big" brother, a proper original product.
Because of this, he would be envied by the fighters every time he took a shower in the army.
He has many nicknames, but the one he is most proud of is the elephant.
Take the pants and tie the baa firmly to the body.
Ye Qiu began to climb with his bare hands.
Jump with both feet, hook your fingers to the gentle platform on the first floor, flip your wrists, hold them up directly, and then put your right foot on them.
It's a textbook flip move.
Then Ye Qiu climbed up along the external drainage pipe.
Second floor.
Three floors
Four floors.
Five floors.
Hey?
Ye Qiu suddenly saw that the balcony of the neighbor's house, which had always been open, was surrounded by a layer of curtains.
What's going on, someone has moved in this house?
But Ye Qiu didn't think about it so much, they were all neighbors, so it was okay to borrow the road!
So Ye Qiu directly opened the curtain, and then stepped on the edge of the veranda, wanting to step in directly.
It's just that there seems to be something wrong, there is actually someone in this?
Some people are not surprised that there is a woman inside.
It's not so strange to have a woman, but this woman is actually ...... Bathe!
White, so white, big! so big!
Ye Qiu looked at the girl who was holding a water scoop in the wooden bathtub and couldn't help but be stunned on the spot, when he was in the army, he had encountered countless emergencies, and almost every time he was able to deal with them very well.
But this time, Ye Qiu knew that he had planted it, and he had really never encountered this kind of emergency!
I'm a good girl!
This trouble, it seems...... It's a bit big!
And when the girl was concentrating on taking a bath, she raised her head slightly and was stunned, and found Ye Qiu, who had invaded illegally.
The eyes are facing each other.
The girl seemed to be stunned, why did a man suddenly come in front of her?
No, it's a quirky man. Moreover, it's a man with a cute little Lori tied to his body.,...... What's going on here?
The girl had never encountered such a situation, and she looked at each other for a long time and didn't even say a word.
"Gollum!"
Just staring at it without hindrance, Ye Qiu couldn't help but swallow his saliva.
Then I felt a warm current gushing out of my nose, and I stuck out my tongue and licked it.
Hmmm, a little sweet, and a little salty.
Nosebleeds!
Ye Qiu suddenly pulled up an embarrassed smile, looked at the girl's face, and said tentatively:
"What's that!girl...... I said............ I'm not a scoundrel, can you believe me?"
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