Chapter Fifty-Eight: All the Way West
Ask all the way to find all the way, find all the way and ask all the way, and we solved the matter of asking ghosts and gods on the way - I and Lori were divided into two ways, I tossed a coin and she asked the ghost, and her eyes told me where to go, and then I relied on this mouth to lead everyone to the bright road. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
At the first intersection, I tossed a coin and pointed to the west: "Facing west." ”
Ren Xiaoyan said anxiously: "What's the matter with you, you can decide the direction by throwing a coin, isn't this feudal superstition?" ”
I shook my head disapplausively: "Where! This is an ancient method, similar to our lunar calendar, spring plowing and sowing rely on it to live, the scientificity has long been confirmed, absolutely reliable! ”
Ren Xiaoyan picked up the coin suspiciously, looked it up and down, and said suspiciously: "Really? ”
I nodded firmly: "Really." ”
"But you don't have any sides!" Ren Xiaoyan suddenly shouted: "Just positive and negative, what do you use to determine the four directions?" It's not scientific! ”
This kind of asked me, to be honest, I really couldn't find anything to say for a while, so I could only say casually: "Then what do you say?" ”
Ren Xiaoyan frowned, her eyes purred twice, "Why don't you take the wine bottle and spin it on the ground, where will you go?" ”
I couldn't help but laugh: "You science? ”
Ren Xiaoyan nodded solemnly: "At least eight sides can be pointed." ”
Me: "...... You are so knowledgeable! ”
The final solution to this matter was proposed by Lorixi, and she casually drew a circle on the ground, with two horizontal and vertical lines in the middle divided into four pieces: "Throw a coin like a coin, throw that piece and walk that piece." ”
At the second intersection, I threw it again, but I still pointed to the west: "Facing west." ”
Ren Xiaoyan stared at me suspiciously, and followed us without speaking.
At the third junction, me: "Facing west." ”
Ren Xiaoyan shouted at this time: "Isn't this the one in the east thrown away?" ”
I explained, "It looks like it, but it's not -- I just set it up, throw the east and go west, and throw the west and go east." ”
Ren Xiaoyan: "......"
Fourth junction: "West-facing." ”
Ren Xiaoyan collapsed and said, "Isn't it the west this time?" ”
I sighed, "It's unpredictable - this time I set the west side to face west, and the east side to face east." ”
Ren Xiaoyan glared at me and said menacingly: "You are a heart, right?" ”
I hurriedly said: "Where, it's really set, I swear to God in my heart to set ......"
Ren Xiaoyan sighed, "I won't fight with you anymore, I can see it, you must have something to hide from me about this - do you want to say it now or save a piece, and then confess and be lenient when the handle falls into my hands one day?" ”
"Now now, if you are worried about life, you can't live!"
"You say."
"In a nutshell: all the way west!"
Ren Xiaoyan blushed: "Hooligans! ”
…… She has seen this film together?
When we groped our way to the ground, there was still a line before dawn, it was the darkness before dawn, and the place was also beyond our expectations, revealing evil nature - the largest and earliest public fundraising in the city, the dense graves were similar to the movie ant clan, impenetrable and peaks, and I saw two lying on the ground inside, and one shook his ass and yelled, and there was a song playing on his mobile phone!
When I got closer, I realized that Taier and Xiao Zhuanfeng were asleep on the ground, hugging the tombstone and hugging the grave, shaking their buttocks, it was a fat man, and they were dancing a square dance, and they shouted at the grave pile while dancing:
"Sleep you are paralyzed, get up hi!"
There are wine bottles on the ground, it looks like these guys are not good, one person and one bottle are high, and the most important thing is that they are all beer, I don't know what it will look like if they want to change to white!
Looks like they're really having a good time......
I walked around the graveyard for more than half a circle, and said strangely: "What about Brother Da Lang and Xiao Gu?" ”
Lori was shocked: "Oh no, I forgot to ask the number of people just now - did they separate halfway?" ”
I nodded solemnly: "Definitely!" Where is three bottles of wine for five people? ”
Although we were very low-key, quietly entering the village, and not shooting, such a circle was still seen by Kong Laoer, his eyes lit up, and he waved at us every half an acre: "You are here too?" Come on, come on, play with me! ”
We walked up, only Ren Xiaoyan trembled and fell behind, muttering in horror: "Who the hell are you, no matter how crazy you are, you won't be here......
I had to stop and explain, "They ate the barbecue!" ”
Ren Xiaoyan shuddered: "Even if this is too hideous, I haven't heard of reminiscing about the past with the cemetery!" ”
When I stopped, Lolixi and Ximen Fuxue had already approached Kong Laoer, and Lolixi asked him with a smile: "What do you want us to play, Mr. Kong?" ”
Kong Lao Er approached slowly, and shouted with a straight face: "Pai Daxing, let's go catch jellyfish together!" ”
…… Facts have proved that Kong Fatzi's wine is too poor, and the amount is not good, and he was like this in his previous life, and he finally fooled the kings of various countries without worrying about food and clothing, but he offended people after a meal, and finally had to die in the end of the world - what a pity that Cheng Ye's mouth is defeated and lost like this!
Moreover, Lolita Xi actually dares to provoke him?!
At the moment when the two were about to rub shoulders next to each other, Lori stretched out a hook with her feet slightly forward, and easily threw the fat man on his back, he sighed twice, and when he raised his head, the whole person had returned to normal: "Yo, why are you here?" ”
Seeing the wind and making the rudder and observing words and colors is worthy of praise.
Lori's baby face continued to smile, and her voice was as usual: "Can you talk well?" ”
"Can you ......" Kong Lao Er covered his face and got up, "Just say it, what kind of hands do you move!" ”
"Less nonsense, what about Xiao Gu and Wu Da?"
Kong Lao Er pointed to the back, grinned and said, "In the forest behind." ”
I leaned over and wondered, "What kind of grove are they drilling?" Could it be that muscular men are becoming popular again now? ”
"I still want to know!" Kong Lao Er snorted and chirped: "Let's see for yourself." ”
We pulled our legs and ran towards the pine bush behind the mound, and Lolita also left the words down by the way: "Then they wake up and go back together later." ”
The pine cypress is behind this mound of graves, there seems to be a pagoda in the Tang and Song dynasties, although it is not said to be priceless but also a cultural relic, when the developer built the cemetery group, he left more than one acre around the tower and planted pine and cypress, the beautiful name is to protect the cultural relics, in fact, he made a fortune by virtue of this situation - I still remember the advertising slogan back then, it was quite a sensation:
"Be neighbors with high monks, so that you can die well!"
Climbed up about two or three hundred meters, pine and cypress in front of us gradually approached, the outline of the ancient tower is also slowly revealed in the dark, the tower is not high, the tower is not big, the ordinary simple bluestone tower is just that, there is nothing special to look at.
At this time, he rushed to the front of the west gate to blow snow and braked suddenly, and said coldly and solemnly: "There is a murderous aura!" He looked into the forest: "I already feel it." ”
Lori pulled him and nodded to the side: "Don't feel it, you can look up and look at ...... directly"
Ximen Fuxue retreated without saying a word, his face was slightly reddened - I remembered in an instant, Ya is a color blind, this situation is an incomplete negative in his eyes, where can he see things and people?!
The reason why he ran desperately forward was because he recently peeked at the show 'Run, Silly ×', so he was poisoned?
Looking in the direction shown by Lorixi, the first thing that caught my eye was a tree, on which was tied a fat and big dog, about the size of a pony, with sharp teeth and red eyes, and his eyes were full of hatred and viciousness. (To be continued.) )