Chapter 81: Fuck Your Sister's Stunning Ghost Wife.
Carefully moved to the door of the bathroom, Brother Hao listened carefully, and after making sure that there was indeed something inside rubbing the floor softly, he refreshed himself, grabbed the hard object with his right hand, held it high above his head, and slowly stretched out his left hand to the doorknob, for a second, two seconds, and was about to touch the doorknob, when a voice suddenly sounded behind him.
"What about you stupid?"
Brother Hao is a standard single dog, living alone, busy with work on weekdays, and has no friends, these days are even more rainy and rainy, he is very sure that there is no one else in the house, so as soon as this voice started, he was scared of his chrysanthemum, and instinctively grabbed the hard object and looked back and struck the head of the person who was talking behind him-
But it's empty.
Brother Hao slammed into the air and was stunned, and then he saw a rather terrifying scene.
A female corpse without a head was standing upright behind her, her skin was as white as snow, her body was naked, and her trembling pair of Everest and white long legs were unobstructed, like a living thing.
"Ugh!"
Brother Hao is also a man, but this scene is really weird, so he didn't know whether to spray nosebleeds or scream for a while, which directly led to an extremely embarrassing atmosphere at the scene......
Damn, what's the situation?
"Have you seen enough? Do you like it? If you like it, you can touch it, it feels good. ”
The female corpse suddenly spoke, but she had no head, let alone a mouth, but the voice was indeed made by the female corpse, and the tone was not only ambiguous and light...... The tone is also quite charming and debauched, and even made a suggestion that made it a little difficult for Brother Hao to refuse.
Wrong!
Just when Brother Hao was stunned and was about to grab the pair of charming things that were about to rise up the beams, he suddenly woke up, hurriedly took a few steps back, stared at the female corpse and shouted.
"Your sister, Mandala?!"
"Hahahahaha!" The female corpse laughed wildly, dancing with her hands, and the scene in front of Brother Hao at this time was ...... Not to mention how bad it is.
"Damn, what are you doing?"
Once he realized that the female corpse that suddenly appeared in a lewd wind was a female guest mandala, Brother Hao came back to his senses, grabbed the alarm clock and took a few steps back, retreating straight to the wall to make a standard defensive posture before continuing to ask.
"Isn't the show already over? What else are you doing here? Let me tell you, this is not a blind date stage, not your underworld, in broad daylight, Lang Lang Qiankun, how can the Federation Continent allow you ghosts to be wild?! ”
Brother Hao said with righteousness and righteousness, and the two of them stared at the mandala's ...... with bright eyes Well, she has no brains, she can't look at each other, Brother Hao suffers a loss, so he can only continue to stare at the other party's pair of big waves......
"Ouch, that's a good idea."
The female corpse made an extremely weird, chuckle-like gesture, muttered, and walked towards Brother Hao while shaking a pair of D-cup spheres......
"Damn! Don't come here! ”
To be honest, Brother Hao's heart at this time is extremely complicated, on the one hand, he is afraid of ghosts, and on the other hand, he yearns for a beautiful body...... But in the end, the memory of seeing the mandala method gave reason the upper hand, and he felt more [danger] than [good thing], so this thing held the alarm clock and shouted with a posture of "come here and I'll kill you".
Even if this thing is a mandala, before Brother Hao can pose, his feet have already moved slightly, and the strong wind suddenly rises, and a second later, he hugged Brother Hao with a fruitless body.
"Ugh!"
In addition to being confused, Brother Hao is still confused, although the mandala has no head, no matter how you look at it, it is a female corpse, but the strange thing is that the feeling on the skin is ...... It's still the same as in the plot of Sakakino Campus, warm, moist, and extremely negative......
"Don't be so outward, you forgot? I'm already yours. ”
So where the hell did you speak? Ventriloquist or protruding speech! Also, what do you mean that you are already my person! You're not even human, hey! Defiling the corpse is the eldest sister who will be sentenced, can you not talk nonsense!
"No, it's not ......" Brother Hao's old face turned red, I don't know whether to be ashamed or shocked, anyway, Mandala's sudden breathing made him breathe a little disordered, Brother Hao had already put on his clothes and went to bed to wash and prepare to sleep, so now his body is ...... A pair of pants, suddenly hugged by a fruit ** female corpse......
Oh, my God! This is going to capsize in the gutter! No way! Don't lose yourself in this situation!!
At the risk of losing his night, Brother Hao tried his best to remove the headless female corpse from his body, but how could the A-level combat mandala be Lin Daiyu, who was as weak as a bird? After some pushing, the mandala not only did not push away, but hugged it tighter.
No way......
Brother Hao has the heart to die, not only being entangled by the female corpse, but even ...... There was something about him...... Seem...... It's all ...... Yes...... reacted......
At this minute, if someone pushes the door in and sees Brother Hao's appearance...... There must be a place for him on the federal obscene perverted wanted list.
"Oh? There is a reaction...... Hehe...... "Mandala also realized the changes in Brother Hao's body, so she was even more presumptuous, and directly began to move, and her fingertips slowly slid down from Brother Hao's back......
"Ahh Wait! My aunt and grandmother! Brother Hao was really cowardly at this time, more cowardly than in the face of the Headless Horseman, so much so that he didn't even have time to sort out his words before he screamed.
"Oh?" The mandala stopped moving, and looked at Brother Hao with a strange expression of doubt.
You're pretty much enough......
"What? Little baby, ouch, don't worry about safety measures, come on, come on, the Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold~ Don't you men all say that when there are four major proudness in life, the cave room spends candle night, the cave room spends candle night, the cave room spends candle night, and the cave room spends candle for another night, night after night? ”
What a hell of a thing!
Holding back his impulsiveness and shame, Brother Hao struggled, and seeing that he really couldn't break free, he had an idea and hurriedly shouted, "That! That one! Listen to me! ”
"You say yours, I'll get mine, aren't you men so good~"
You Qinglou top brand! I know it in such detail!
"It's not! I mean......" Brother Hao tried to calm his tone, he struggled to explain, "No, the bathroom door is not good, the floor is dirty and cold, you see, this affects the mood, first, the first time, let's go to the bedroom, go to the bedroom, ......"
The headless female corpse was stunned, as if she was considering Brother Hao's words, and Brother Hao saw that there was a play, so he hurriedly coaxed and deceived him to pretend to have a unique smiling face of a goldfish guy and continue to follow the good path.
"Good, good...... You see, it's raining again these days, and it's cold like this, and we're going to do manual work in this place again...... It is easy to catch a cold if it is not treated early, and if the cold is not treated early, it will cause cirrhosis, and the cirrhosis of the liver ......"
"Ouch, why do the officials say so much, the slave family understands, the slave family is still not good for you, you say that if you go into the bedroom, you will enter the bedroom~hehehe~"
Hey, hey! What's going on with this familiar feeling......
But fortunately, the headless female corpse in front of him finally let go of himself, and Brother Hao was just about to see the right time to run away, but he didn't want to be caught by her again, and he couldn't help but say, in Brother Hao, "Huh? Huh? In the middle of the voice, he took him half-pushed and half-walked to the bedroom.
It's over, it looks like I'm really going to be ghosted today.
The moment he was pushed into the bedroom, Brother Hao was discouraged.