[Aha?! What did I hear just now?! If your head falls off, it will hit the person in the back?! An old man like me won't understand the thinking of your young people! Damn it! 】

Fang Wuwei sobbed wildly in his heart. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

To be honest, this teenager is not as strange as the tenants, he must be a junior high school student who is sick to the point of explosion in the second middle school! Sure enough, even if it's a disco amusement park where working uncles, single dogs, and aliens can have fun, as long as you follow these tenants, nothing good will happen!

"I must be blind."

Fang Wuwei covered his eyes and said sadly, if someone looked carefully at his hand covering his eyes, they would definitely find two small crystal teardrops, which were slowly forming.

"Primitives One, what are you doing? Why are you blind? And no one poked you. ”

Wu Meng crossed his hands on his chest, furrowed his small eyebrows and thought about the gloomy young man in front of him. How do you have to play to get your head off while riding the ancient "roller coaster" ride?

Fang Wuwei covered his eyes, shook his head painfully, and said slowly:

"Wu Meng. I must be blind in my heart. Because now I have. I can't see the light of the future anymore. ”

"Oh!"

Suddenly, Zheng Koumao, who was standing on the side, yelled, as if he had thought of something, and then asked Fang Wuwei:

"Landlord, you're talking about a lack of heart, right?"

"Your sister is lacking in eyes! Your whole family is lacking in eyes! ”

Fang Wuwei's face was full of black lines, and even the tears that were about to fall in his eyes were withdrawn into the tear glands, and he roared loudly at Zheng Koumao beside him.

is obviously such a vivid metaphor, but it can be said by Zheng Koumao as a scolding word, and sure enough, strange thinking can always make people want to collapse by surprise.

Hearing the conversation between Zheng Koumao and Fang Wuwei, Shangguan Aolin suddenly touched one of his private parts in a tangled way, and then said with a confused face:

"Speaking of which... Recently, this young master has been going to the toilet relatively rarely. Isn't that young master blind a fart [beep!] It's up. ”

"Your sister! There's no connection at all! Your simple constipation is just constipation! ”

Fang Wuwei grabbed the collar of Shangguan Aolin's shirt and complained loudly at Shangguan Aolin's face:

"And Boss Shangguan! Don't say this kind of thing in a place like this, which will be harmonious! Are you a pig?! ”

At this time, a middle-aged uncle passing by, hearing the conversation of several people, sighed slightly, and whispered:

"This kidney stone ah... Alas.. It seems that I am blind to the horse [beep!] It's up. ”

"You fucking pervert! Didn't you say it was kidney stones?! Go and treat me well!! I'm still visiting the yarn amusement park here!! Damn it! ”

Fang Wuwei, who roared like a wild dog, was pulled hard by Zheng Koumao and Shangguan Aolin. If it weren't for the two of them, Fang Wuwei would definitely rush forward and beat that uncle until the kidney stones were discharged unnaturally.

"Ugh."

After arranging their clothes that had been disorganized from anger, several people stood in front of the gloomy boy again. Fang Wuwei naturally sighed for the first breath of the day, like an old man, being tossed by the tenants to the point that he even took his life into it.

"That..."

The young man with a pale face looked at Fang Wuwei with a depressed face in confusion, and asked carefully:

"I don't know what you're talking about. But.. Am I causing you trouble? ”

"It's okay too."

Fang Wuwei said helplessly. If it is said that it caused trouble, in fact, there was no real substantive trouble, and more trouble may have been caused by the impact of the other party's Wu Wei's solid three views. And it's the kind of impact of a dozen people holding infinite rocket launchers and constantly firing at Sanguan.

Speaking of which, from the very beginning of the appearance of the young man, Fang Wuwei and his party regarded him as an enemy. But now after communicating for a while, this teenager doesn't feel like an enemy, more like a... The heart is not bad, but it is full of mysterious human beings. What is the origin of this terrible and gloomy boy?

With such a question, Fang Wuwei asked the young man:

"By the way, what should we call you? After all, well. Didn't you help us? And I'm going to sit on the Extreme Light Wheel together later.,It shouldn't be bad to get to know each other.。。 ”

Speaking of this, Fang Wuwei suddenly remembered the memory when he stuffed the extra ticket into the young man's pale hand just now.

It's a little cold to the touch, but there's still a hint of warmth. The slender fingertips, which were as smooth as clotted fat, gently touched Fang Wuwei's palm, making Fang Wuwei's heart beat slightly. Sure enough, I kept calling him a dead corpse before, but it was a bit too much. Thinking of this, a clue suddenly appeared in Fang Wuwei's head. It's like a filament floating in the air, which is impossible to grasp, but it really appears in front of you.

"That. . . Call me Watson. ”

The young man paused for a moment, and whispered with a hint of timidity when communicating with strangers. Maybe in his opinion, Fang Wuwei was not a bad person, so he still told them his name. But even so, there will be some hesitation to tell your name to strangers.

"Watson?"

Fang Wu read out loud in confusion. The first impression of this name on him was that of Holmes's assistant Watson. And the image of the British army doctor who is full of enthusiasm all the time, but has the characteristics of being silent and silent, cannot make Fang Wuwei connect with the gloomy young man in front of him in any way.

The situation that people are not as good as their names is still staged in the world all the time, but Fang Wu is an exception, and it is still the inaction of people as their name.

"Peanuts?"

This is Wu Meng, who was standing on the side, with a strange question. Wu Meng, who was still thinking about how this peanut had to play the roller coaster in order to play with his head and fall off, obviously did not pay serious attention to the name of the teenager. However, it can be seen from the expression on her face that she has worked very hard to memorize the boy's name.

"Washington?"

This was Shangguan Aolin, who was standing aside, with a puzzled expression.

"Your sister! Washington is one more word, right?! ”

Fang Wuwei complained loudly towards Shangguan Aolin's handsome face.

"George? Washington? ”

This is Zheng Koumao, who was standing on the other side, with a confused face.

"George of Yarn? O Washington! This has nothing to do with Chinese names! ”

Fang Wuwei once again complained with a black line on his face. He felt that his fragile little nerves were about to be tormented by the tenants beside him. By the way, the eyes that symbolize the window of the soul are really going blind.

"Oh!"

After Zheng Koumao heard Fang Wuwei's words, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration, as if he realized something, and asked Fang Wuwei:

"Landlord, if you want to say the name of a Chinese person, it is the Tchaikov driver? George? Washington? Watson? Wang? ”

“。。”

Fang Wuwei looked at Zheng Koumao with black lines on his face, and he didn't know where to complain at all, could it be that adding a Chinese surname was a Chinese name? !

"Forget it."

Fang Wuwei shook his head helplessly, walked to Watson's side, and gently patted Watson's shoulder.

"You don't have to worry about them, they don't have the same brains as we do. Our brain holes grow in our brains, and their brain holes grow in the black holes of the universe. ”

While saying this, Fang Wuwei also mourned for Watson in his heart. After all, if you meet such a group of strangers on the road, you will definitely question your three views.

"No, it won't. I think they're all funny. ”

Watson's originally gloomy face showed a rare hint of joy. It's like a rare ray of sunshine after the clouds break through, which makes people feel peaceful.

“。。”

Fang Wuwei looked at Watson beside him with black lines on his face, suppressing his crazy thoughts of wanting to complain in his heart. What's so interesting about that? They've all made personal attacks on your name, right? If only normal people had already drawn a line and decided not to get along with each other?!

Turn around and head towards the fast lane. Fang Wuwei has already divided this young man named Watson into the same strange as the tenants.

"Hey! A few of you! Let's go! ”

Leaving a back, leaving the tenants who were still thinking about their own problems in place, Fang Wuwei walked alone into the hall of the rapid light wheel in the amusement park. Of course, when Fang Wuwei left, several tenants also chattered with Watson and walked in with Fang Wuwei.

The huge building before entering the hall resembles a creeping silver-gray beetle shell, and the whole body is gray, giving people a different style. And the light blue lights on it little by little make people feel just right full of sci-fi colors. The slightly transparent gray roof is impressive when it is revealed under the clear sky.

And it can only be felt by getting closer, as if it is contemptuous of humans, and one can only understand everything about it if you keep turning your gaze.

After entering the entrance, a faint blue glow flowed around in the black darkness. The blue brilliance like an organic life form slowly crawled on the wall, which really surprised Fang Wuwei, who was the first to enter. And with the rhythmic background music in the hall, the lights also moved together, reflecting the expectant faces of Fang Wuwei and his party.

The roller coaster, which was supposed to be like a minecart, has been transformed into a motorcycle with a futuristic design due to the background of the disco story. The streamlined black and blue motorcycle, in such a dim situation, can only make people perceive its unique huge tires. It will not be abrupt, and it will make people feel the designer's good intentions even more. Of course, before everything starts, the amusement park also carefully plays a plot, so that visitors can enter the so-called sci-fi racing world faster, which can be said to be extremely detailed.

At this moment, Fang Wuwei and his party finally sat on a roller coaster like a motorcycle. Shangguan Aolin, who originally seemed to be an invisible person, didn't know why, because there was an extra vacancy, he was also secretly pulled on the roller coaster by Fang Wuwei.

Then, the hosts and guests started chatting again.

"Peanut, is your head really going to fall off?"

Wu Meng lay on the "motorcycle" with his whole body, his hands kept touching the metallic motorcycle, and then asked Watson behind him.

Watson's face was still incomprehensibly pale even in such a dim environment, but under the blue light reflection, this pale still had a faint blue.

"I think now... Probably not. ”

A gloomy voice slowly drifted from Watson's position, and if you listened closely, you could still detect the slight excitement in it.

"Peanut, is your head sticky? It's okay, wait for your head to fall off, there is good glue in the warehouse of the future of this day. Oh, I forgot to bring it today! ”

Wu Meng is still very serious about what Watson said before, I don't know why she, a future person, would believe that there will be people in this world who will fall off the roller coaster.

"Wu Meng, don't talk about it. Look at Xiaoxi next to you.,Don't say anything.,Sit obediently.。。 ”

Fang Wuwei sat with Shangguan Aolin, and turned his head to look at Wu Meng behind him. Just keep calling other people's nicknames, and keep saying that Watson's head will fall off, is simply a model of impoliteness among bear children.

However, Fang Wuwei originally wanted to say that Xi Luoya didn't speak, but he didn't expect to look back and find that Xi Luoya was already trembling all over, hugging the motorcycle tightly, not to mention that he didn't make a sound at all, and he felt like he was going to stop breathing.

"Primitive No. 1, Konishi was scared, so he didn't speak."

Wu Meng pouted, obviously disdainful of Wu Wei's teachings, and went straight back.

"Then look at Mr. Zheng sitting next to Watson, he's not..."

Fang Wuwei turned his head again and pointed to Zheng Koumao, who was sitting next to Watson, and said.

I saw Zheng Koumao, who was sitting next to Watson, his eyes had rolled and he was lying on the motorcycle, falling into a coma of self-protection mechanism.

Touching his nose in embarrassment, Fang Wuwei didn't want to say anything more, so he had to look back at the dark tunnel in front of him, looking forward to this amusement ride.

Although there were already two people behind him who were stunned before they sat down, but it was rare to ride the roller coaster, and Fang Wuwei still didn't want to affect the good mood in his heart.

"Doctor Fang."

Shangguan Aolin, who was sitting next to Fang Wuwei and was also trembling, trembled and hugged the motorcycle and said:

"You... I don't think so. Is the seat belt a little loose? ”

Fang Wu glanced at Shangguan Aolin with pain, sure enough, not only the two of them were intimidated, but there was also a big young master beside him who was very frightened.

This motorcycle-like roller coaster actually has no seat belts at all, and relies entirely on two safety devices on the feet and back to ensure the safety of visitors. Therefore, Fang Wuwei directly ignored Shangguan Aolin's problem. After all..

There is no seat belt at all, how can it be loose!

That's it! In Fang Wuwei's inner complaint, the happy roller coaster of the landlords and tenants is about to begin~

No, it didn't actually start. That happy future scene was just a fantasy in Fang Wuwei's heart.

Shangguan Aolin, who was sitting next to Fang Wuwei, looked at Fang Wuwei with trembling all over his body, waiting for Fang Wuwei's next step as before. As a result, when he found that Fang Wuwei didn't follow at all, just stared ahead, waiting for the amusement facility to start with his eyes shining, Shangguan Aolin completely collapsed.

"Dr. Fang. Master Ben feels like he's going to hang up.。。 ”

"Dr. Fang. What to do? ”

"Doctor Fang."

"Doctor Fang."

Fang Wuwei looked ahead with a stiff smile on his face as the corners of his eyes twitched. From ignoring Shangguan Aolin just now, to now Shangguan Aolin harassing himself like a fly buzzing, even Fang Wuwei, whose nerves have been tossed to the point of invincibility, finally can't bear it.

"Your sister! Boss Shangguan, what are you so afraid of! This thing can travel at a maximum speed of 100 kilometers per hour! You won't hurt if you fall! ”

Finally couldn't bear it anymore, no need to endure it anymore, Fang Wuwei sat on the motorcycle, turned his head and yelled at Shangguan Aolin.

"Dr. Fang. If you fall, you die. Of course it doesn't hurt. ”

Shangguan Aolin hugged the motorcycle tightly, and said weakly with tears in the corners of his eyes.

"And... Doctor Fang, when you say this, I feel that Young Master Ben is even more afraid. ”

Fang Wuwei's old face was dark, he had already known Shangguan Aolin's appearance, and when there was a vacancy, he shouldn't have pulled him up together. I also worked very hard to help him buckle the safety device and complete the work that the staff should do.

"That's right."

While Fang Wuwei's face was full of black lines, he suddenly recalled some things that Shangguan Aolin had said.

"Boss Shangguan. Didn't you say before that you bought a sports car? People like you should like fast and furious, right? How can you be afraid of the kind of car that can travel hundreds of kilometers in a few seconds? ”

Hearing what Fang Wuwei said, Shangguan Aolin instantly blushed and said proudly:

"That's right! What Master Ben bought was a limited edition sports car that people like you can't afford for a lifetime, with a price of more than 200 million! And it's still ... ”

"Wait, I don't mean to praise you, don't be so proud, okay."

Fang Wuwei interrupted Shangguan Aolin's words with a painful face, and then asked:

"I mean, you've driven so fast, why are you still afraid of roller coasters?"

Shangguan Aolin's face, which was still ruddy and shiny, suddenly turned dead gray again, and muttered in a weak voice:

"The car. . . All drivers drive in strict accordance with the speed limit on the road. This young master is average.。。 All eyes closed. ”

"Your sister! Then you buy that kind of thing and it! Is it just for transportation? ”

Fang Wuwei almost jumped off the motorcycle, dragged the loser up and threw him under the motorcycle. I've heard that I can't afford to drive a sports car after buying it, and I put the sports car at home to accumulate dust or sell it, and I've never heard of buying a sports car to get a modern scooter.

Hearing Fang Wuwei's complaint, Shangguan Aolin, who was holding the motorcycle, shook his head, and suddenly said seriously:

"No. Dr. Fang, in fact, the car has never been driven at all. Just to look good, put it in the garage and pretend to be better. ”

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Fang Wuwei quietly looked at the circular lane glowing with blue light in front of him, and let Shangguan Aolin cry and shout to get off the roller coaster, thinking silently in his heart.

[Sure enough, it's better to ignore this big young master.] 】