Chapter Forty-Nine: He's My Uncle!
Twenty minutes ago, Ma Yuanyuan ran home a little angrily.
When I opened the door, my mother was carefully preparing dinner, and my grandmother was fiddling with some bottles and cans, as if she was ...... What kind of potion does it look like?
"Yuanyuan, why did you come back so early today?"
Seeing her daughter come back, Ma's mother was a little surprised, after all, it usually took at least half an hour for Ma Yuanyuan to go home.
"Today, my future sister-in-law will come to the house for the first time, of course I have to come back early and wait!"
Putting down the schoolbag, Ma Yuanyuan said with a hippie smile.
"You girl, what's your business. If you don't study hard at school, you won't be able to help when you come back......" Ma Mu said as she stir-fried vegetables.
Ma Yuanyuan pouted and said unconvinced: "Who said I couldn't help? He told me, "You, you, you guys
"Little kids, what do you know...... We are not targeting, but testing. You just watch it today, and if you find a boyfriend and come back in the future, you will have to pass such a level. ”
Ma Mu said with a smile, "Today I have prepared three levels for your aunt's boyfriend." Your dad is a level, your grandmother is a level, and I prepared a level......"
Ma Yuanyuan was even more energetic when she said this, and she pondered on the way back...... You have to find a way to trick your mother to make things difficult for your future brother-in-law, and then ...... Of course, it was sabotage.
The future sister-in-law is so perfect and so good, how can he be made difficult by his parents with such despicable means?
At this moment, Ma Yuanyuan's heart is full of a sense of justice, but her eyes looking at her mother are full of contempt.
Mean Mom!
I'm sure I've got some tricks up my sleeve.
Weak dad!
will actually become my mother's accomplice.
And also...... The confused grandmother would obey her mother's dispatch.
However, Ma Yuanyuan felt that she couldn't reveal her intentions yet, she had to pretend to be on her mother's side first, and then talk about it first.
"Mom, your first level is to let Dad use chess to make things difficult for the future brother-in-law, but what about the second level? What is the second level? Tell me about ......it," Ma Yuanyuan stepped forward and approached the Tao.
"The second level, huh...... Just your grandma, go and help your grandma. ”
Smiled and pointed to the grandmother in the inner room, Ma Mu said.
"Grandma, what is she doing?"
Ma Yuanyuan felt strange when she entered the door, and this time she came to her grandmother, watched her mix something with a red potion, and after finishing it, she gently wiped it on the back of her hand to see the color.
"Yuanyuan, come on...... You help Grandma apply this potion evenly on my back like this, as well as on my waist......"
After a while, Grandma handed a bottle of mixed potion to Ma Yuanyuan, and then took off her clothes.
"Grandma, what's wrong with your back, why do you want to apply this potion?" Ma Yuanyuan asked with some puzzlement.
Grandma smiled happily, and her mouth with lost front teeth would leak when she spoke: "This is your mother's ghost idea, saying that with such a touch, the back looks red, as if it has been bruised and pressed." ”
"Why did you deliberately do this?"
As soon as Ma Yuanyuan asked, she immediately had an answer in her heart, her eyes widened, and she said, "Could it be...... Grandma, you want your future brother-in-law to massage your back and waist, and then ...... He deliberately said he hurt you, right?"
"Our family Yuanyuan is amazing, and she deserves to be connected with your mother, mother and daughter. That's how your mother planned it, Shiyun said that her boyfriend's massage skills are great, so she used this method......" Grandma said with a smile.
However, Ma Yuanyuan was in her heart, but she finally came up with the trick on her grandmother's side.
Moreover, this is still a potion that Ma Yuanyuan personally applied, isn't it to disrupt her mother's plan?
After Ma Yuanyuan smeared it for a while, the corners of her mouth curled slightly, and she had a way.
A few minutes later, after the application was finished, Ma Yuanyuan asked her grandmother to put on her clothes, and then ran back to her mother in the kitchen.
Clapping her hands, Ma Yuanyuan asked for credit with a flattering face: "Mom! I helped grandma finish the red potion, you can do this...... What is this called...... Deliberately framed for it!"
"What do you know? Your aunt is so beautiful, I don't know how many people chase her! Why would you talk to a person who doesn't have a serious job? I discussed with your grandmother, if you can use today's three levels to scare this person away, it will be great. Ma Mu said very seriously.
When Ma Yuanyuan heard this, she was even more unhappy, and argued: "Mom! What does it mean that you don't have a serious job? My sister-in-law is a magician! What a cool job...... Moreover, it turns out that you are not doing this to test your future sister-in-law as you say on the surface, but you don't want him to be with your aunt at all, and you deliberately use these bad tricks to scare him away, right?"
"As long as you're smart, what's the matter? Mom, this is also for your aunt's good, she is young, she hasn't experienced anything, and she is easy to be deceived by men. Think about it, what kind of profession is a magician? Isn't it just a profession that plays tricks on people? It must be full of beautiful lies that tricked your aunt. Anyway......"
Ma Mu's face turned cold, and she snapped the spatula and said, "Anyway, as long as he is a magician, I don't agree with this family business." By the way, your grandmother also has the same idea and attitude as me, and resolutely disagrees. ”
"You're all stubborn! Old antiques! How good a magician is, if I had a magician boyfriend like my sister-in-law, I would all die happily. ”
The angry Ma Yuanyuan originally wanted to turn around and leave, but when she thought that there was still the last level of the trick arranged by her mother, she didn't come up with words, so she licked her face again, stepped forward and asked, "Also, Mom! You haven't said it yet! What is the last level you are preparing for?"
"I'll tell you yet, you'll know when the time comes. I can guarantee that even if he can be cheeky enough to get through the second hurdle, then the last hurdle will ...... will definitely make him run away, and he will never dare to pester your aunt again. ”
For this last level, Ma Mu is very confident, which she has carefully arranged.
"Hmph, don't say it...... You're all bad people. Anyway, I'm sure I'll be on the side of my aunt and my brother-in-law against you old stubborns. ”
Ma Yuanyuan is really full of the spirit of "resistance", but at this moment, Ma's father knocked on the door outside.
This is the previous scene, Ma Yuanyuan ran to open the door full of hope, wanting to see what the legendary "perfect boyfriend" sister-in-law who has always admired looks like......
Outcome......
See ......
But it's He Xuan.
"Yuanyuan, you kid, don't you call anyone when you see someone, call your sister-in-law!"
Ma's father was a little anxious to urge his stunned daughter.
But Ma Yuanyuan was completely shocked at this time, she couldn't figure it out...... What reason does He Xuan have to appear here, and he really became her brother-in-law?
No!
No way!
How could He Xuan be his own brother-in-law?
This must be a dream!
"He Xuan, you...... Why are you pretending to be my aunt's boyfriend?"
Gritting her teeth, Ma Yuanyuan immediately exposed He Xuan's identity on the spot, pointed at He Xuan and said to Ma's father and Yan Shiyun, "Dad! Auntie, he is obviously my classmate He Xuan, just ...... I saw him on my way back from school!"
"Yuanyuan, you little girl, what nonsense are you talking about? How did your aunt's boyfriend become your classmate?" said Father Ma as a joke, shaking his head.
But Yan Shiyun was a little weak-hearted, she chuckled in her heart, and said secretly: "Could it be, my rented boyfriend is really a male classmate in Yuanyuan's class, right?"
However, He Xuan's face was calm, and the moment the door opened, he was indeed startled when he saw Ma Yuanyuan appear at first glance, but ...... He immediately adjusted his mentality and figured out the situation, it turned out to be ...... He is the perfect boyfriend and brother-in-law that Ma Yuanyuan showed off on the road just now!
No wonder, no wonder Ma Yuanyuan showed off those points, He Xuan always felt very familiar.
Now that Ma Yuanyuan's identity was exposed in person, He Xuan was not panicked at all, but said with a smile with a familiar expression: "My name is He Bi, not He Xuan as you said, but ...... I also know He Xuan, he is my uncle! Our two uncles and nephews look alike, so it is normal that people often mistake him. ”
Burst!
After He Xuan finished speaking, the three people present were stunned.
High school student He Xuan is the uncle of magician He Bi?
This...... What's going on?
Obviously why is it much better than He Xuan?
"He Xuan, you ...... You stop lying and explaining, you ...... You must be He Xuan. Where is the ...... Do you have a nephew who is older than your uncle?" Ma Yuanyuan, of course, asked without believing geology.
He Xuan spread his hands and said helplessly: "This thing is normal now! It's like your family, your aunt is only a few years older than you." My dad is the eldest brother in the family, and when he gave birth to me, my grandfather hadn't given birth to my uncle He Xuan! So, He Xuan is six or seven years younger than me, which is also normal......
"Well, Yuanyuan, this kind of thing was more in the old society before, before the family planning, the uncle was not as old as the nephew...... It's not uncommon......" Ma's father nodded in agreement, not to mention anything else, in the village where their family used to be, there were a lot of such cases.
"Whew! I see, it scared me. ”
The little nurse Yan Shiyun also touched her chest to calm down her frightened mood.
However, Ma Yuanyuan still didn't believe it, and persistently pointed to He Xuan's clothes and dress and said, "No...... No way! Even if you make sense, there is such a possibility. However, I have only met He Xuan, and he is wearing exactly the same clothes as you, so what is there to explain this?"
"My uncle He Xuan and I are both of similar body and age, so when the family often buys clothes for me, they will buy a set for He Xuan by the way. When I bought it for He Xuan, he would also buy me the same set by the way. That's right......"
Speaking of this, He Xuan smiled and compared his height and said, "That's right! Although our two uncles and nephews look alike, they often wear the same clothes." But there is one thing that is very easy to distinguish, I am more than 1.9 meters tall, but He Xuan's height is only more than 1.8 meters, if you don't believe it...... You can take a look at ......"
"He Xuan is indeed more than one meter eight, and you ...... Huh, why do you really seem to be more than half a head taller than He Xuan? ”
This "height" problem immediately made Ma Yuanyuan a little confused, she looked the same and wore the same, but ...... Height is really different!
Her heart chuckled, could it be ...... Is this "why bother" really the "perfect boyfriend" that my aunt has been with for a long time? He Xuan and him are really the relationship between uncle and nephew?
Oh my!
That......
If the aunt is really married, then wouldn't she be called the aunt-in-law?
Whereas......
He Xuan is He Bi's uncle, doesn't that mean that he is two generations shorter than He Xuan?
Oh, my God!
Thinking about it like this, Ma Yuanyuan felt like she was going crazy!!
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[ps: Send a 3,500-word chapter at one o'clock in the morning late at night! I often see readers say that I am slow to update, saying that I will change it every day? God is pitiful! Bihuo Niu works diligently to code words, this is a new book! The editor doesn't let the update go too fast, and also lets me write slowly and think about the plot.
However, Bihuo Niu is still full of vitality and updates every day, and it has only been twenty-three days since the book was issued, and now there are forty-nine chapters and 1340,000 words, what do you think...... Is the rate of new books updated every day? I often have large chapters of more than 3,000 words! Okay, I won't say anything superfluous...... It's all in the recommended ticket!]