Chapter Fifty-Nine: Putting the Maokeng Town House
"Ah Feng, tell the two of them about our policy!"
Under the arch of the four men, I sat solemnly on the ground, staring at the two old Taoist priests and his apprentice little Taoist priest who had just been beaten by us. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"Ahem, our policy is: be lenient in confession and strict in resistance!" Ah Feng tidied up his clothes and said with a straight face.
"......" The old Taoist priest and the little Taoist priest looked at each other, not knowing what to say for a while, thinking that these people are too good at pretending!
"Say, what do you want to do in Wangjia Village?" I asked.
"Humph!" The old Taoist priest and the little Taoist priest glanced at each other, then twisted their heads to the sides and ignored us.
"Oh, your uncle, you dare to play tricks!" It seems that if I don't give you some color, you won't know how many eyes Ma Wang Ye has. I turned my head and said to Applejack, "Applejack, get ready for execution!"
"Yes!" Applejack immediately stood up and said.
"Well, boss, what kind of punishment shall we give them?" Applejack suddenly leaned into my ear and asked.
"It's a civilized society now, and we'll stop doing banditry!" I thought about it for a moment and said, "Well, you can chop up all their little chickens!"
"Peaty!" While everyone else was stunned, the young little Taoist priest quit and yelled, saying that he didn't want to be a eunuch!
"Since the small one is so happy, let's chop the small one first!" I waved at Applejack.
"Shaft, you dare!" The old Taoist priest was furious.
"Boss, is it really chopped?" Applejack leaned over and asked.
"If you don't chop it, it's not fun to chop off two small toothpicks!" With a wave of my hand, I said to Ah Ming, "Take this old one to the public hut in the village, and this little one to the pigsty!" Tie their fingers and toes to me with ropes to prevent them from escaping! I'll put a talisman on them in a moment to prevent them from summoning something to save them! ”
"Boss, do you really put a public thatched house? It's not hot right now, but it really stinks inside! Applejack asks, covering her nose. The thought of the scene inside the communal hut makes Applejack feel like her stomach is churning.
"That's right, I won't let it go if it doesn't stink! That, Applejack, you're in charge of interrogating this old man in the public hut, and you must show him to me! ”
"Stinky boy, you have the ability to give the old man a good time!" When the old Taoist priest learned that he would be sent to the pit to go to the town's house, he instantly felt that the world was spinning.
The old Taoist priest wanted to cry without tears, and kept interrogating himself in his heart what evil he had done in his previous life, and he would be tortured like this in this life. If he is really put into the Maokeng Town House, then this will be the second time in his life that he has entered the Maokeng Town House.
The scene of the first time he entered the Maokeng town house is vivid, when he and his master were escorted to the toilet by those red * guards * soldiers and locked up for a day and a night, his master was so hard that he compromised, what those people said his master recognized, even if many of them were made out of nothing, even if they were shot in the end, his master didn't care, in order to have a good time, he didn't want to stay in the thatched toilet anymore!
"Brother Fang, putting them in the pigsty and the latrine is easy to breed unjust, false and wrongful cases!" Ah Fu said.
"I don't force confessions! Where did the unjust, false and wrongful convictions come from! Really! "I gave Ah Fu a blank look.
Since they didn't want to say anything, I didn't want to waste saliva with them, so I just asked Ah Feng and Ajie to escort the two Taoist priests to the latrine and the pigsty. But I hadn't taken a few steps to get up when Applejack's voice came from behind me.
"Boss, this old Taoist priest said he recruited it! Be willing to tell the truth! ”
"Really?" I was overjoyed and said, "Come here, I want to see what they can say!"
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"We are Taoist priests of Huayang Temple, and this time the two of us master and apprentice passed through this place mainly to go to Zhuangxi Village, the next village next door to your village, and go there to deal with some things! I didn't expect this naughty guy to cause such trouble! Speaking of this, the old Taoist priest glared fiercely at the little Taoist priest beside him.
If it weren't for the fact that this little Taoist priest had nothing to do to detain people's souls, how could there be so much trouble now! How could he be beaten, and how could he almost be taken to the Maokeng Town House!
"My name is Hua Ren, and the unfilial man has no name, so let's call him Xiaowu! Some time ago, a man from Zhuangxi came to our Taoist temple and said that an unknown creature appeared near Zhuangxi Village. Please go and submit! ”
"Unidentified creatures?" I asked, frowning.
"That's right, he said those things come out at night and are incredibly fast. They have been seen walking upright, and these things will haunt the village at night, hunting cattle, sheep, chickens and ducks, and at the same time, sucking the blood of the animals dry! ”
"Could it be a zombie?" I guessed.
"Definitely not zombies!" Hua Ren shook his head and said, "Zombies only suck blood and don't eat meat, if they are zombies, they will definitely attack people instead of preying on domestic animals."
"The most important thing is that the animals that have been bitten by unknown creatures have no corpses, and even corpses have no corpse gas at all, right?" I glanced at Hua Ren and said.
"Yes!" The old Taoist priest looked at me with some surprise, and then said, "The animal corpse he brought is indeed no corpse qi, and there is no sign of corpse transformation!" I looked at the wounds of the bitten animals and it felt like a dog bite......"
"Does your dog walk on two legs?" I glanced at the old Taoist priest and smiled.
"Yes, I and a few brothers and sisters were puzzled, so they asked me to go to Zhuangxi Village to find out the situation. But I didn't expect that when I passed through Wangjia Village, I met you, and then ......" The old Taoist priest looked at us helplessly, and smiled bitterly and couldn't go on.
"That's your secret?" What is there to hide, I glanced at the old Taoist priest speechlessly. I said that why I had to suffer so much, and I was almost put in the town house in the thatched pit.
"Ahem, I'll say it as soon as you ask, I'm afraid that you will say that I'm soft, so I didn't say it!" The old Taoist priest smiled awkwardly.
In the final analysis, it is still a matter of face, and I can't wipe off my face, but in the end, I still spoke, which seems to be even more humiliating. This is the realistic version of the case of not hitting the south wall and not looking back, and not dying in the heart of the Yellow River!
"When are you going to go to Zhuangxi Village?" I asked casually.
"Tomorrow!" The old Taoist priest said lightly.
"I'll go with you tomorrow to see what the situation is?"
"Great, with your help, I'm much more relieved! Originally, I was still worried about the lack of manpower, and I was afraid that I would not be able to deal with those things in a simple way, but now with your help, brother, I believe that I will be able to complete the task successfully. The old Taoist priest patted his thigh and said.