Chapter Thirty-Four: The Misery Is Interrupted
Early the next morning, Lin Yang was sleeping in a daze when he suddenly heard someone shouting outside. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Neighbors, come on, the filial piety auction that has just come out, come and take a look if you don't buy it!"
I'm rubbing, this voice is so familiar, isn't this Tang Bohu's bitter drama of selling himself to bury his father!
Lin Yang woke up in an instant, this scene was still dead for a while, Lin Yang couldn't bear to see death without help, so he quickly got up and got dressed and went to the west gate of Washington.
When Lin Yang approached the West Gate, Qiu Xiang and Pomegranate were already there, Tang Bohu was pushing an old man who was pretending to be dead, and he was performing hard, and there was a sign hanging next to him: "Sell yourself to bury your father!" ”
Next is naturally the negotiation of Qiu Xiang, Pomegranate and Tang Bohu.
Pomegranate: "This little brother, coming here early in the morning to sell his body to bury his father, is it too unlucky?" ”
Tang Bohu: "I don't want to either, the two eldest sisters sympathize with me!" ”
Akika: "We seem to have met somewhere, right?" You look good-looking. ”
Tang Bohu: "Why do you have to know each other when you meet in the so-called meeting, please have mercy on me with the two sisters!" ”
Pomegranate was moved, and pulled Qiu Xiang and said, "It's so miserable!" We just don't have a subordinate, so I think I'll buy him! ”
Qiu Xiang was steady, but she insisted: "This matter must be asked to Mrs. before a decision can be made!" ”
At this time, Lin Yang walked over.
Pomegranate hurriedly walked towards Lin Yang and persuaded: "Mr. Lin, this person is so pitiful, why don't we buy him, Madame will definitely give you face." ”
Lin Yang looked at Qiu Xiang, and Qiu Xiang said helplessly: "Brother Lin, it's better to ask Madame!" ”
Lin Yang said with a smile: "What Qiu Xiang said is that it doesn't take much time to ask, Madame is kind-hearted and will definitely agree." Go ahead and ask, I'm here to watch. ”
Before Lin Yang finished speaking, another actor appeared, bleeding from the corners of his mouth, not being miserable, pushing a cart of people pretending to be dead, and the sign read: "Sell yourself and bury the whole family!" ”
"I'm so miserable, sell myself to bury my whole family!"
Tang Bohu was stunned: "No! ”
Emperor Yan: "Two girls, have pity on me, my family of six died in one night." I'm infected with grade 10 tuberculosis, half sold and half given, so you can buy me. ”
Qiu Xiang: "Oh, Pomegranate, you see that he is much more pitiful, so we will buy him back to Washington, okay?" ”
Pomegranate was moved: "Then buy him." ”
Tang Bohu: "Sister, I'll come first." ”
Qiu Xiang: "It's not a first-come, first-served issue. ”
Sister Pomegranate: "That's right, six people have died in their family, and only one in your family has died." I'd love to help you, too, but I'm really struggling. ”
Tang Bohu: "But I'm also miserable?" ”
Sister Pomegranate: "What are you worse than him, tell me quickly." ”
Tang Bohu: "I...... I...... This...... This ......, you see I haven't cut my nails in the past few days, it's full of black mud, isn't that bad enough? ”
At this time, Emperor Yan's puppy died suddenly, and Emperor Yan became grieved: "Wangcai...... Wangcai ...... Wangcai, you can't die, Wangcai, you have followed me for so many years, you have affection and righteousness for me, and you treat each other with all sincerity, but now I haven't even let you eat a full meal, I'm sorry for you, Wangcai! ”
The two of them were still waiting to be miserable, and Lin Yang had already stopped: "Hey, Qiu Xiang, this person is lying to you, I see that he is full of complexion, and he doesn't look like he is sick at all." ”
Qiu Xiang knew that Lin Yang knew martial arts, and she was very convinced of Lin Yang's eyesight, and suddenly became suspicious.
Lin Yang sighed: "Pomegranate, you go and dig out these people's squeaky nests, and I promise that they are all pretending to be dead." ”
When Pomegranate heard this, he first went to the boatman who pretended to be dead and squeaked it out a few times, but the boatman was worthy of being a ruthless man, and Leng did not say a word, and there was no movement.
Pomegranate lamented, "It seems that this is really dead!" ”
After Pomegranate finished speaking, he played the creaky nest of the emperor's carload of people again, these people did not have the good acting skills of the boatman, and they all couldn't help it one by one, and they all laughed.
Pomegranate immediately scolded: "Okay! You liars, you deceived me into tears, if it weren't for Mr. Lin's wise eyes, I would have been deceived by you. You wait, I'll call someone to clean you up! ”
Pomegranate suddenly raised his throat and shouted: "Wu Zhuangyuan, come out quickly!" ”
The emperor and everyone fled in the wilderness, and the speed was jaw-dropping.
Tang Bohu: "... ”
Qiu Xiang: "... ”
Pomegranate: "... ”
Lin Yang said helplessly: "Don't shout, Wu Zhuangyuan probably hasn't gotten up yet." Autumn incense, pomegranate, you go and tell Madame! ”
Qiu Xiang and Pomegranate saw that Lin Yang exposed Emperor Yan so easily, so they obeyed their words, and immediately returned to the mansion and told Mrs. Hua to go.
After Qiu Xiang and Pomegranate left, Lin Yang walked next to Tang Bohu and sighed, "Brother Tang, what are you making trouble?" And the one who pretended to be dead, don't pretend, it's an acquaintance! ”
When the boatman heard this, he immediately got up, his movements were quite quick, and he said with a smile: "It turns out that the two sons are friends, no wonder they will help each other." ”
Lin Yang threw out a piece of silver and said lightly: "You push the cart away, this is the money for you!" ”
The boatman took the money and left grinning.
Tang Bohu saw that there was no one around, so he replied: "Brother Lin, you are really fast, but you are also here for Qiu Xiang?" ”
Lin Yang smiled: "Exactly, Brother Tang, although your wife is not presentable, she can still be trained, I am still alone, Qiu Xiang will give it to me!" ”
Tang Bohu shook his head and said, "Brother Lin, you don't know, my eight wives, I am completely disappointed." Akika is the kindest woman I've ever met, and I won't give up. Otherwise, I'll give you eight wives, and you give me Qiuxiang? ”
Lin Yang: "... ”
"Okay, then let's play fair and come up with our own ideas! I'll help you with this one! Lin Yang said helplessly.
Although Lin Yang said this, he smiled in his heart: "Brother Tang, you came too slowly, I said that last night, Qiu Xiang was surprised to see you." Since you are here, you should suffer a little in Washington, otherwise you will not die. It's a big deal, and I'll teach you how to get your eight wives when the time comes. ”
"Thank you!" Tang Bohu arched his hand.
While the two were talking, Akika and Pomegranate returned.
Pomegranate saw that the cart and the boatman who pretended to be dead were gone, and wondered, "What about the people?" ”
Lin Yang said: "Oh, when you weren't there just now, I helped him bury it together, what did Madam say?" ”
Pomegranate praised: "Mr. Lin is really kind-hearted! ”
Immediately, he said happily: "Madame agreed!" ”
After Pomegranate finished speaking, he pointed at Tang Bohu and ordered, "Come with me!" ”
Tang Bohu pretended to say: "Thank you two sisters, thank you big brother!" ”
Pomegranate is so enthusiastic, Qiu Xiang is so happy, and Lin Yang slowly walked behind, even if he didn't say anything, Qiu Xiang felt happy in his heart.
Lin Yang made a look, Qiu Xiang understood, this pair of dog men and women are going to agree on a tryst at night.