What does a man look like when he's at his worst? Probably a homeless man, drunk and lying on the street. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

But I saw a down-and-out man who was in the city's busiest mall, polishing shoes and wholesale newspapers and magazines.

The cardboard box next to the change is like a beggar's rice bowl, but he is obviously far worse than the beggar's income.

When I looked at this old man in a daze, Shin Shouping told me to hurry up and follow.

In this shopping mall, my attention was not only Qingqing, but the down-and-out old man just now, while Xin Shouping set his eyes on all kinds of beautiful women.

I found out that there are a lot of beauties here, and they are already in autumn, but these beauties are still wearing very revealing clothes, all of them in low-cut short skirts, as if they are very hot.

When my stomach protested again, Xin Shouping stopped the two beauties in front of me and said, "Two beauties, don't you have to eat?" ”

I saw that the two shopping carts were already piled up, and I couldn't help but worry about my wallet.

Cui Xiaoqiang said: "When you say that, I also feel hungry, let's go to the fifth floor to eat, there are a lot of delicious food!" ”

So we settled the bill at the exit, and when the cashier said that the two carts of things added up to two thousand nine hundred and fifty-eight dollars, my jaw almost dropped.

Pan Qingqing took out the bank card from his pocket and said to the cashier: "Swipe the card!" ”

With a "tick", the three thousand yuan was gone.

When I thought I was going to exercise the responsibility of a laborer, Cui Xiaoqiang said to the beauty at the service desk: "Send our things to the new continent howling motorcycle repair shop in Tuche Lane, and find Jing Jiazhuang to sign for it!" ”

So we followed the two of them empty-handed into the elevator, where the elevator was also all-glass and the scenery outside flew by quickly.

The fifth floor is a food city, Cui Xiaoqiang said hypocritically: "Thank you brother and sister for paying for the things I bought, I invite you to dinner, you can order as you like!" ”

Shaanxi is best known for its noodles, with more than 100 varieties here, but Qingqing says she only likes rice noodles and rice noodles.

"Rice noodles? Yes! Cui Xiaoqiang responded: "There are snail noodles, spicy noodles, hot and sour noodles, as well as cross-bridge rice noodles, boiled pot rice noodles, and chicken sauce rice noodles!" ”

She's right, there's everything we want to eat, but only if we have money in our pockets and can afford it.

The four of us ordered four bowls of rice, all different.

Qingqing ordered hot and sour noodles, Cui Xiaoqiang ordered silver silk noodles, Xin Shouping asked for a belt noodles, and I asked for a bowl of braised noodles. It is also a blessing to be able to eat braised noodles here.

In the future, my cousin-in-law ordered another red stewed prawn, a fried lamb with green onions, and six bottles of beer.

Xin Shouping asked: "Beauty, why do you only need six bottles of beer?" ”

Cui Xiaoqiang proudly explained: "I don't know how much alcohol you drink, but one bottle per person seems to me to be too stingy, and three bottles are too wasteful, if you don't like to drink beer, you can ask for juice and yogurt!" ”

I watched Xianyang Palace beer, took a sip, and it tasted good!

My cousin-in-law asked me, "Xiao Yuan, when are you going to move in with us?" And you'd better buy a motorbike so you can get around! ”

"But I don't know how to ride a motorcycle yet?" I have some low self-esteem.

Xin Shouping preemptively said: "What is this, it is easy to learn!" ”

After we had eaten and drunk enough, Cui Xiaoqiang was still unsatisfied, and introduced: "There are still cosmetics and jewelry sold upstairs, why don't we go shopping again?" ”

Qingqing hurriedly said: "No need, let's go again when I have time in the future!" Let's hurry back and set up the room, I'm going to report tomorrow! ”

Out of the New Century Building, Xin Shouping retrieved the motorcycle and said to Cui Xiaoqiang: "Beauty, you take my motorcycle back, let Dr. Yuan and Miss Pan take the bus back!" ”

Qingqing was a little reluctant, Cui Xiaoqiang saw Xin Shouping's eyes, so she responded, stepped on the back seat of the motorcycle, and roared away.

I waited for the bus behind Qingqing, but luckily it wasn't very hot today.

There were a lot of passengers in my cousin's bus, and the two of us could only stand in the aisle.

After returning to my cousin in Tuche Lane, Manager Huang inside said to the two of us: "Your cousin has gone back to his residence, let you hurry up and help!" ”

I agreed, Xin Shouping handed back the motorcycle, I led him to the depths of the alley, climbed to the sixth floor, knocked on the door, my cousin was arranging items in the room according to Cui Xiaoqiang's instructions, Qingqing frowned slightly.

Shin Shouping sat on the sofa panting.

The future cousin-in-law said to us: "Miss Pan has to live with me, Doctor Yuan, you and Qingqing haven't lived together yet, right?" ”

My face turned even redder, and Shin Shouping looked at me with bad intentions.

My cousin poked his head out of the room and said, "My cousin is an honest baby from the countryside, he doesn't have so many fancy intestines, and he can't do the thing of living together before marriage, I agree to let Miss Pan live with my daughter-in-law!" ”

Cui Xiaoqiang immediately counterattacked: "Aren't you also an honest baby from the countryside, but don't you do less dishonest things?" When it comes to business, but you don't have the guts, I don't know if you're still a man? ”

The cousin also blushed and said, "I'm just talking about it, but I'm still an honest person in my heart!" ”

After he was done, my cousin went to the bathroom, and I was so uncomfortable that I followed in.

My cousin asked me at the same time, "You really haven't had anything with Miss Pan?" ”

Of course, I know what my cousin meant, but it's a matter of personal privacy, so it's hard to say. My cousin said, "Can't you even trust my cousin?" ”

"No, cousin and I Qingqing, cousin, I'll tell you the truth, I've already met Qingqing's family, and the marriage between the two of us is also settled, but I'm a little bad at that, this time I came to Xi'an to see a doctor!"

When my cousin heard this, he became excited and asked me, "You said that you are not good at that aspect, what is the reason?" ”

"Also?" I was a little puzzled and asked, "Cousin, do you also have a dysfunction in this area?" ”

The cousin knew that he was speechless, and hurriedly said: "My cousin and my sister-in-law are going to live together, how can it not work in that regard?" But he quickly lowered his head and said in frustration: "Cousin, I'll be honest with you, but don't tell the third person!" ”

I answered and comforted him: "You say, you can't blame us for this kind of thing, it's all a disease, but you must go to a regular doctor, and when I settle down in the hospital, I will ask experts in this area, and I believe it will be cured!" ”

At this time, the door of the bathroom suddenly opened, and Xin Shouping broke in, and said embarrassedly: "You guys are too grinding, I really can't help it, I'm sorry!" ”

The cousin was a little angry, grabbed him by the collar, and asked, "Did you overhear the conversation between the two of us?" ”

Xin Shouping hurriedly said: "What did you two talk about?" I didn't hear anything! ”

He didn't care to struggle, and hurriedly unchained his trousers and began to release.

My cousin gave me a look, grabbed a large wrench, and stood guard at the bathroom door.

When Xin Shouping finished settling the problem, he turned around and became vigilant, and asked me, "Doctor Yuan, what is your cousin doing?" Do you still want to put me to death? As he spoke, he pulled out the collar of his military shirt.

My cousin said, "If you don't draw a way today, I won't let you get out of here alive!" ”

Xin Shouping put on a grappling fist fighting posture, and I hurriedly said, "Cousin, everyone is a friend, don't do this, right?" ”

The cousin said angrily: "Both of our privacy has been heard by this guy, if he publicizes it, the two of us will not want to get married in the future!" ”

Xin Shouping also said: "Just by you, plus Dr. Yuan, the two of you are not my opponents, although I have been retired for thirteen years, my kung fu is not wasted!" ”