Chapter 44: I was almost scared crazy
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His house was empty of guests at this time, except for a Mr. Yin and Yang, and a family of four from his family, Hong Guan led me to a hut next to the mourning hall.
I looked through the window at Mr. Yin and Yang who was busy outside the door, and I felt a little funny.
This man was dressed in a shabby blue robe, holding Buddha dust in his hand, and he had words in his mouth, and he didn't know what was sprinkled on the ground in his hand, something like furnace ash, and the courtyard was covered with a layer.
"Hey! What are these white ashes for? I elbowed down to the flood who was watching next to me.
"Hehe, that's a little scary to say!" Hong Guan grinned, "You know that everyone has a genus, right?" ”
"Yes, I know!" I nodded.
"For example, my grandfather is a chicken, this yin and yang say, when the disaster is over, if there are chicken paw prints on these white ashes, it means that my grandfather's soul has come back and has not left the mortal world, if it does not appear, it means that his soul has returned to the underworld and has been accepted by Lord Yama!" Hong Guan said very mysteriously.
"It's nonsense, if it really appears, then won't your grandfather be alive? Who wants to die? Besides, will there still be a dragon claw print that belongs to the dragon? "Obviously, I don't believe Mr. Yin and Yang's statement.
"Don't say it, there are people who have returned their souls, there are rumors about this kind of thing in our nearby villages, but I don't believe that it will leave paw prints! If there really is a dragon hoof print, it will be really terrible! After Hong Guan finished speaking, he actually laughed.
"What are you laughing at?" My eyes jumped.
"If it really left a chicken paw print, do you say it was left by the hen or by the rooster?" After speaking, Hong Guan's face showed a hint of inadequacy.
"Grass! What do you say, you bastard, you don't respect your grandfather at all, be careful that he really comes back to settle accounts with you, and see what you do then? I gave a glaring glance.
"Ugh! Spit! Spit...... Look at my broken mouth, that is, how can I say that about my grandfather, grandpa, you better live a good life in the underworld, don't come to your grandson! Hong Guan quickly spat twice, and then saluted twice to the sky with both hands.
"Look!" I elbowed my head again, and quietly pointed my finger at the base of the wall near the west courtyard wall.
"What's wrong?" When Hong Guan saw my strange expression, his face changed suddenly, and he quickly followed his finger to look, "It's nothing!" ”
"Take a good look and look closely!" My body slowly moved away from the window, a look of horror.
"What the hell is your uncle?" Hong Guan looked at my expression, his face was already pale, and he put his head against the window glass and looked hard.
"Wow!" Just as he was anxious and preoccupied to take a closer look, I carefully put my mouth close to his ear and suddenly let out a scream.
"Ahh Hong Guana could stand this, and sat on the ground in fright, his face was pale, his lips were purple, he rolled his eyes vigorously, and there were signs of fainting.
"Grass! I won't faint for Lao Tzu! I was dumbfounded, and quickly helped him up, beating his back and pinching people, and after a long period of tossing, he caught that breath back with a "sigh", and then "Whew!" Whew...... "I took a good breath for a while."
"Don ...... Tang Sheng, you fucking bastard, you almost scared Lao Tzu to death! Hong Guan pointed at me and was speechless for a while.
"Haha......" I only laughed out loud at this time, "Hong Guan, you kid also have today, aren't you the master who claims that the sky is not afraid of the earth?" How? I screamed, and your soul was gone? ”
"! Don't fucking look at when this is? Can it be the same as usual? Hong Guan wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, he was so frightened by me that he really almost fainted, glared at me twice, slammed his head on the bed, and simply closed his eyes and ignored me!
"Rat guts, you!" I shook my head, then leaned on the windowsill and continued to look out.
At this time, Hong Guan's family was already standing at the door, Mr. Yin Yang took a basket with noodles and hung it on a nail at the door, and then Hong Guan's father shouted at the door and explained us two sentences and left, going to the next house to hide.
"Fuck up, I'm scared alone!" Seeing that this guy Hong Guan seemed to be going to sleep through the time of trouble, where would I do it, I directly dragged him out of bed.
"For two hours, you won't watch it all the time, will you?" Hong Guan looked at me and said a little speechlessly.
"Nonsense, it's the first time I've seen such a magical thing, how do you have to see it clearly, don't sleep, go get two bottles of wine, and two plates of peanuts, and the time for our brothers will pass!" As he spoke, he pushed Hong Guan out and asked him to find something to eat and drink.
It is said that wine can strengthen people's courage, the two of them chatted and drank at the same time, Hong Guan also recovered from the throat I just had, the two clinked glasses frequently, and soon a pound of wine went down and began to get drunk.
At this time, it was already half past ten, and the disaster had already begun for half an hour.
"Hong Guan, do you feel anything?" I looked at Hong Guan, who was already seven or eight points drunk, and asked in a low voice.
"Fuck your uncle, stop scaring Lao Tzu! Drink! Hong Guan picked up the wine glass and touched it with me, and he was about to tilt his neck and pour it in.
"Don't drink it, you feel it, why do I feel so cold!" I put down my glass and looked out with a frown.
"I'm chilled by what you said, girl, God's chatter, do you think you're really possessed by God?" Hong gave me a blank look, and took a sip of wine with a "swoop".
"Wow!" I put my finger to my lips to silence him, then pointed out the window.
"Ahh Hong Guan was frightened by my action, and most of the wine woke up, "What's wrong?" ”
"Listen!" I tilted my chin out, "Do you hear the wind?" ”
"Your uncle! I was almost scared to pee my pants, isn't it normal to have wind? My house is surrounded by trees, and there is wind every day! "Hong Guan is not doing it now, everyone will go crazy if he is so scary, and he raised his foot and kicked at me.
"Grass! What Lao Tzu said is true, do you think this rumor is normal? I dodged his big foot and said in a bit of a hurry.
"What's ......" Hong Guan wanted to continue to kick me, but suddenly there was a "ding" sound outside the street door, and we secretly hid behind the window and looked outside.
At first, the two of them thought it was nothing, but the more they looked at it, the more wrong it became.
I saw the two street doors shaking slightly, as if they were being blown back and forth by the wind, and they slammed on the wall behind them to make a sound of "ding, ding", but when we saw the basket hanging on the street door motionless, the faces of the two people turned completely white.