After a night of lingering, Liu Caihua became my real woman. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

I don't know if it's a woman, but I feel like I'm still hallucinating. Maybe it's my female ghost!

There is an old saying: I am your man in life, and your ghost in death.

She wasn't my person when she was alive, but she became my ghost when she died!

We're kind of in love with ghosts, and we're in a relationship.

I don't even know what the hell is going on, I have a relationship with a female ghost so quickly, we have only been together for ten days and twenty days, and in the process, we have always been unable to see each other, and occasionally a little figure will appear in my mind, and this is the first time I have really met.

It's the first time it's gone so fast, even though I'm a traditional person, and I don't think it's advisable to have that kind of relationship before marriage. But at the time, I didn't even think much about it.

After lingering, they hugged each other and fell asleep.

The next day, the pain of the broom's buttocks was heard, and it was accompanied by a delicate woman's exclamation: "Little fool big pervert, you don't even sleep with pants!" ”

"Ahh I was terrified, and the fruit appeared in front of the teacher, very embarrassed. At the same time, I glanced to the side, Liu Caihua didn't know when it was gone, and I touched the place where she slept, but there was no temperature at all.

"Yikes! You're still doing this kind of thing in bed! Shi Niang exclaimed again.

There was a puddle of milky liquid on the sheets! What this thing is is self-evident, my wife and I both know it.

I became more and more panicked, obviously I was entangled with Liu Caihua last night, and that thing should have been in Liu Caihua's body after it came out of my body, but why did it appear on the sheets?

Could it be that I was really spending the night with a ghost last night?

When I was undressed and immersed in thought, my mother took out a small glass bottle out of nowhere, got the milky liquid on the sheet into it, and took out a needle and stabbed it at the tip of my middle finger, put a few drops of blood into the glass bottle, shook it, and fused the two together.

I didn't know what the purpose of my aunt was to collect my sperm and blood, but now in addition to being frightened and embarrassed, I hurriedly put on my clothes first.

When I got out of bed, I felt dizzy and dizzy, as if I didn't have enough to eat and was hungry and had low blood sugar. When I was washing, I felt weak, and I couldn't hold on after only half an hour of morning exercise.

"No, I'm so tired!" I found a clean place to sit down, not wanting to run.

Shi Niang scolded: "It's really useless, you have been making up for more than half a month, and you can't stand it all night." Say, are you hitting that plane, or are you having sex with a female ghost? ”

"......" I was silent, the master was really straightforward, and she didn't know how to be tactful at all.

Out of embarrassment, I was embarrassed to admit it, and said hesitantly, "It seems to be ...... Dream ......"

"Didn't lie? Get up and walk back. "My sister pulled me, my eyes felt dark, and I almost couldn't stand up, so my mother helped me stumble all the way back.

On the way, I thought a lot and asked, "Master, what are you collecting my essence blood for?" ”

"Useful, help!" Shi Niang said.

Whose life is saved? I wasn't too embarrassed to speak.

Listening to the tone of the master, it seems that she already knows that I have a relationship with a female ghost, and she seems to have foresight, so she asked me to eat something to aphrodisiac half a month in advance.

Because of the difference between men and women, and the relationship with Shi Niang has always been that hazy and ambiguous, I don't dare to admit in front of her that I have a relationship with a female ghost. Otherwise, if she gets angry and doesn't give me a chance to develop further, or doesn't let my junior sister give me a chance, then I will lose more than I gain.

The master made me breakfast, and it was a big aphrodisiac thing, and said to me: "Make up for it, but I still think you are lying, where is there a dream that hurts your body like this in one night?" ”

"I didn't ...... Not...... Don't be careful! "I didn't dare to look into my mother's eyes.

The master gave me a blank look, with a look of disdain on her face. After eating, Shi Niang asked, "Do you still have the strength to deliver food and then go back to the fortune teller shop for business?" ”

"Don't get in the way, I'll get some sleep, just half an hour." Half an hour later, I was much more energetic, and I brought food to the four girls, and the girls who didn't know anything about metaphysics and ghosts could see that I was looking depressed and looking bad today, and asked me with great concern what had happened.

I said lightly: "It's okay, I didn't sleep well last night and suffered insomnia, and I slept for half an hour in the morning." ”

At about three o'clock in the afternoon, Ding Shengxian knocked on the table to wake me up, looked at me with a solemn expression and said: "You seem to be evil, and the yang qi on your body is very strong, let me pinch my middle finger." ”

I panicked in my heart, Shi Niang can know the clue at a glance, Ding Shengxian is the same, both of them seem to be very powerful, but I don't know who is better.

After pinching his middle finger, Ding Shengxian sniffed my body again and said, "Yesterday you were quite energetic, but you were decadent like this one night, and it is not a good sign that the yang qi dissipates too quickly." Your middle finger throbs violently, and the smell of the grave on your body grows stronger, and the smell of the woman who has always been there seems to be getting heavier. Tell me what you've been up to lately? ”

He didn't laugh, I knew he wasn't joking with me this time, and realized that the problem had become serious, so he said: "I dreamed of a female ghost at night, the smell of that woman should be human, it belongs to my teacher, and I will inevitably have contact with her every day." ”

"Well, I see, that woman's scent is indeed alive, and it seems that you didn't lie to me. Well, I'll give you something to prevent that female ghost from haunting you again. ”

Ding Shengxian took out his satchel, and after tinkering for a while, a peach wood bowl was placed in front of him, containing half a bowl of blood, sprinkled a handful of glutinous rice into it, and said: "Put this bowl of chicken blood glutinous rice behind the door of your bedroom tonight, and put it for three days in a row, and the female ghost will no longer smell you, so that she will not look for you to pester you at all." ”

It's rare that this second child didn't joke with me this time, nor did he ask me why I lived with my wife, let alone why I dreamed of a female ghost.

In fact, I didn't plan to say this, even if he asked me again, he planned to hide it, first, for fear of embarrassment, and second, for fear that this second goods would endlessly make fun of this, and there would be ridiculous talking points in the future.

In the evening, when I returned to Shi Niang's residence, Shi Niang made a table of dishes, all leeks, fried mushrooms with leeks, scrambled eggs with leeks, fried chili peppers with leeks, cold leek bean sprouts, leek wontons, and a wolfberry and red date soup.

Seeing me holding a peach bowl, she looked inside and asked, "You can't think of this method at your current level, you should have asked your peers for help, the way is feasible." ”

Since the master said that it was feasible, then I put the bowl at the door of the bedroom as if I had taken a reassuring pill.

At night, I was so energetic that I couldn't sleep. I don't know if it's caused by eating too much leeks and excessive yang energy, it's almost three o'clock after tossing and turning, and I'm still very energetic.

I looked up at the door of my mother's room, and I was already asleep. I felt a little anxious in my heart, and an inexplicable sense of irritability came to my heart, and I unknowingly put away the bowl of chicken blood glutinous rice.

This time, after lying in bed, it took less than five minutes for me to fall asleep. Liu Caihua immediately fell into a dream, and I was pleasantly surprised to see her, but at the same time a little panicked, and asked, "Are you human...... Is it a ghost? ”

"Brother Xiaoshan, what do you say?" Liu Caihua's face was innocent and simple, so I didn't doubt it anymore.

There is a difference between the feeling in the dream and the feeling in reality, and when I wake up during the day, I know that last night's dream is a female ghost, and I am also scared in my heart, and I am willing to use occult methods to solve the entanglement with female ghosts. But when it comes to dreams, these are forgotten, and the female ghost can deceive people with just a few words.

"I believe in you!" I said with a resolute expression.

Liu Caihua smiled slightly and threw herself into my arms, she had body temperature on her body, so that I no longer suspected that she was a female ghost.

Enjoying the warmth in my arms, I forgot all about the weakness and dissipation of yang energy during the day.

"Brother Xiaoshan, I'm so lonely, so lonely, I have no relatives around me, no friends, I've been alone in one place for four years, and I don't even have anyone to talk to!" Liu Caihua's eyes were about to burst into tears, and his expression was full of sadness and grievance.

"With me with you in the future, you will no longer be alone!" I rubbed my fingers over her pink cherry mouthful, and said in a daze.

She shed two lines of tears, choked up: "I just want to experience the feeling of being in love, I want to be hurt, cared for, and cared for!" It's been four years, and you're the first one willing to talk to me! I've been in love with you since the day you started talking to me. Brother Xiaoshan, I love you! I'm going to be your bride! ”

"I love you too, and I want to be your groom!"

"Well, you also promised me last night that you would marry me, and we will get married tomorrow!" She looked at me urgently, the tears in the corners of her eyes continued, and I wiped them repeatedly, feeling distressed.

"Okay, but how do you get married?" I asked.

Her tears suddenly stopped, sat up and said solemnly: "Tomorrow during the day, you prepare a set of wedding dresses worn by the bride and put them at my door, and I will wear them to you at night." ”

"Okay, send it to your tombstone, right?" I said that in my dreams, I didn't feel anything wrong with the tombstone at all.

She nodded, and then threw herself into my arms again, her eyes full of happiness and sweetness. Soon she undressed herself and was entangled with me again.

After that, I collapsed from exhaustion and fell asleep. The next day, the pain of the broom's buttocks came one after another, and I wanted to sit up but my whole body was weak, and I struggled for a long time before I slowly got up.

"Little stupid big pervert, you actually slept again, and I am used to your stinky problems. If you want to sleep, don't let me catch you and be lazy! The master said angrily.

The strength in his body is getting smaller and smaller, and he is weak even when he speaks. I said, "I'm so sleepy, can you let me sleep a little longer." ”

"You...... Where did you get that bowl of chicken blood glutinous rice? Didn't I see you at the door before I went to bed last night? Shi Niang asked a little anxiously.

I said, "I couldn't sleep after I put it last night, and I tossed it until midnight for three days." As soon as I took it, I fell asleep immediately, and you said that the evil door is not an evil door......"

"Evil fart!" Shi Niang slapped me hard with a broom again, and scolded angrily: "Little fool, don't you want your own body? Tell you to dream again and tell the truth, my mother can't save your life! ”

I'm already in a coma, ignoring the pain in my butt. After waking up, the teacher sat on the sofa in the living room angrily and said to me, "I don't have anything to eat for you today!" ”

I didn't believe it, my wife had never treated me badly in terms of food, so I went to the kitchen by myself and found that there was really no ready-made food.

"I helped you deliver the food for the four girls today, and there is no food for you at night, you can figure it out yourself!" Shi Niang, this is forcing me to confess. But I still can't pull my face to tell the truth.

I went out to find a restaurant to fill my stomach, I was depressed, and I didn't go to the fortune telling shop, so I went back to my teacher's house and fell asleep. This sleep was dark, and when I woke up, it felt like it was going to be dark.

Suddenly, I remembered that I had promised Liu Caihua, so I hurriedly got dressed and rode a broken bicycle to the market, and rented a wedding dress, which was too expensive and I didn't plan to buy it.

Put it in front of Liu Caihua's tombstone tonight, and take it home tomorrow and wash it before returning it.

After finishing these, the time was more than 9 o'clock in the night, and when my wife saw that I came back late tonight, she called me in advance and asked me if I was going back to my own house.

I said I'll be back in a while, and my wife asked me what I was doing, but I didn't dare to say it, so I lied that I was eating and drinking outside.

When she came back, Shi Niang was already lying on the bed, seemingly asleep. I went in the door, left it open, lay down on the bed, and fell asleep.

Liu Caihua came as promised, wearing a white wedding dress, like a fairy in the sky descending to the earth, I couldn't help but be stunned.

"Brother Xiaoshan, am I beautiful?" Liu Caihua asked with big beautiful eyes.

"Pretty, you're the most beautiful bride I've ever seen!" I pinched her little face and said excitedly.

She said with a happy and satisfied face: "Then we are husband and wife now, I will be your wife in the future, you will be my husband, and it is my greatest happiness to be your bride in this life." If there is an afterlife, I will be your bride! ”

"Okay, in the next life, even if you come again, I want you to be my bride in the next life!" I said stupidly.

In his sleep, he didn't know if he had made this agreement with the female ghost, so that he was entangled and entangled, which brought a lot of trouble in the future.

We hugged each other and kissed passionately. In just two nights, the shy little girl became a hungry and bold young woman. She was so frantically demanding that I even felt like I was about to be sucked dry.

Suddenly, I heard her scream, and then she disappeared before my eyes.

When I woke up from my sleep, the light was on in the room, and I saw a bowl of chicken blood glutinous rice at the door!