After negotiating with Uncle Bai, he simply asked me to hold Ren Xiaoyan's hand, slapped me on the forehead, and shouted, "Go!" But alas, we didn't move for a long time, as if we were in a broken down car. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

I looked around a few times and it became angry: "Are you playing with me?" ”

"Definitely not, why do you have nothing to do with me?" Uncle Bai himself looked confused, rolling his eyes and scratching his head to wonder: "Am I making a mistake?" The steps are correct, the lines are correct, and the actions are not wrong...... Hey, tell me, will the spell be useless for too long, and it will rust due to moisture? ”

"I've never heard of a spell with long hair spoiling," I rolled my eyes, "and if you're a woman, there's a little bit of a chance that the spell will be influenced by your aunt, but you're a man—I really don't understand!" ”

"What do you think is the reason?" Uncle Bai stretched out his hands: "I'm really out of line!" ”

Ren Xiaoyan said suddenly: "Could it be that you are too childish?" ”

"Huh? How to say this? Uncle Bai hurriedly said: "Explain and explain? ”

"That's it," Ren Xiaoyan coughed, and said with a straight face: "According to my understanding, casting spells and chanting spells is not about inviting guests to dinner, not making a fuss, not painting and embroidering, not so elegant, so calm, polite and courteous - casting spells is riots, the action of one force overthrowing another force, so to win in the competition, you must pounce on the target like a cheetah, and mobilize all your strength, with speed, agility, and ruthlessness to win the competition!" ”

"Wow!" I applauded with Uncle Bai: "That's a great point! ”

"That's there," Ren Xiaoyan also smiled: "I just borrowed a great man's remarks - don't think I'm making things ......up" At this moment, Ren Xiaoyan and I suddenly appeared around the halo, and before the words were finished, the halo instantly turned white, and the strong light made my eyes hurt, and we both closed our eyes involuntarily.

After feeling calmed down, when I opened my eyes to see the world again-the world is so big, we can see everywhere if we have nothing to do-Ren Xiaoyan and I almost didn't jump up: we returned to the familiar Yangjian Street again, the traffic was mixed with countless white arms and thighs, and the girl wore glasses and wiped past the two of us, leaving a familiar and unfamiliar fragrance, Ren Xiaoyan took a deep breath and immediately understood:

"Chanel Five!"

I also learned from her to take a breath:

"I'm just-hey, boss, do you have more money for stinky tofu?"

……

Ren Xiaoyan and I held stinky tofu and braised chicken wings in our hands, and there were colas and xiaoming under the squeaky nest, and we got out of the taxi with difficulty.

After many days, the skewers still haven't changed much, the golden plaque still shines in the afternoon sun, the lobby is silent, the padlock divides the inside and outside into two different worlds - I peeked inside through the crack in the door, and saw two pots of spiced meat slices lying naked on the ground, no one to clean up and no one to skewer.

I wondered, "Where have all the people gone?" It's not doing business in broad daylight, is it? ”

Ren Xiaoyan bit the chicken wings and said vaguely: "You have to take care of it, don't treat the business as a business - by the way, it's better to leave it to me to help you take care of the store, you have to be yellow if you continue to manage it like this!" ”

"That's for sure!" I remembered the relationship between Ren Xiaoyan and me in the legendary world in an instant, and leaned over with a smile: "My store is your store, you don't care who cares!" ”

Ren Xiaoyan was slightly amused, and glared at me pretentiously: "What, are you planning to use this store as a bride price?" ”

"It doesn't matter if you want me," I said without showing weakness: "Don't look at our small shop, we earn three or four hundred thousand yuan a month, this bride price is not low!" ”

"That's not going to work either!" Ren Xiaoyan said with a straight face: "It's not that simple! ”

"You don't want to forget it," I turned around and walked towards the nursing home: "Let's talk about it again, let's talk about it again, what are you waiting ......for?"

Ren Xiaoyan grabbed me and said anxiously: "What do you mean, you just want to give up when you come back?" ”

"I haven't started the chaos yet, where did I come from, what will I give up!" I turned around and leaned in: "Why don't you try to mess with me first, and then see if I will give up - the current situation is just an idea, how can you condemn me if you don't become a reality?" ”

The two of us are talking nonsense, in fact, our minds are not entirely here, but we are still a little uncomfortable when we just return to the yang world, so we can only use this kind of behavior to dilute the panic and uneasiness in our hearts, and the most important thing is to focus on the explosion when we leave - we have all figured it out for so long in the legendary world, and what sent us away at that time must have been a bomb, which was extremely powerful and lethal, and the consequences were unimaginable, and Ren Xiaoyan simply did not have the courage to face the results that might have happened......

If you come back to see that the family is all dead at the dinner table, then it is better not to come back!

A chaotic footsteps came, and many people appeared at the mouth of the alley dejectedly, and it was Lo Lixi at the moment, followed by Ximen Blowing Snow, followed by Xiao Zuanfeng, and then Wu Jian, Kong Laoer, Taier Zhenren, Bai Xiaogu and Supreme Treasure, everyone was like a soldier who had just lost the battle, and was so decadent that he almost caught up with Dou Wei who rode a small motorcycle to the vegetable market to buy pig's head meat.

"Hey, what's wrong?" I hurriedly said hello: "What's wrong with you?" ”

Everyone looked up, followed Qi Shushu for a moment, and then flew over, and shouted together: "Why did you get here?" "My lord, I want to kill you!" "Why bother, what happened just now?" ……

Boom!

After the loud noise, a graceful figure shot out of the crowd, squeaked left and grabbed Ren Xiaoyan's right arm, swished out dozens of meters, and then put us on the ground: "Where have you been?" ”

At this critical juncture, Xue Ruoxi transformed again, and the only difference from the past was that I didn't have a nosebleed - first, because I was used to getting along with Ren Xiaoyan during this time, and second, I didn't dare to bleed...... Ren Xiaoyan asked, how do you ask me to explain, isn't this looking for death?

I coughed and rubbed her aching arm and explained, "It's nothing, it's a small matter, let's go around the legendary world, okay!" ”

The royal sister was stunned: "You guys went to the legendary world?" You're just going to do a lot of kung fu, and you're going around in circles? ”

"What do you mean by being so good at kung fu?" I was stunned and said, "How long have we been gone?" I immediately glanced at Ren Xiaoyan, and she immediately showed the unique jumping thinking ability of women: "You mean that we have only been gone for a long time?" ”

All kinds of information came too much and too violently, Ren Xiaoyan was not even surprised that Lo Lixi turned into a royal sister, obviously she was not surprised and did not have much ripples.

"Yes, King," a group of people hurriedly chased after me, and before they could breathe, Xiao Zhuanfeng explained the second half of my sentence: "There was a flash of fire in the hotel just now, and then you disappeared...... You're amazing, king! ”

I gasped, quickly concatenated the few pieces of information in my head, and came to an astonishing conclusion:

Although we have been in the legendary world for a long time, the time in the yang world has not passed for a long time, so the theory of one day in heaven and one year on earth is completely correct, and the legendary world is also common to the outside, no matter how long we stay in the legendary world, after coming out, it is just a feeling of taking a nap, and no one else knows...... What, Nobita's time machine has this function, and our situation is the same!

When I was thinking, Ren Xiaoyan squinted and observed everyone, a little hesitant and a little hesitant, but finally spoke: "I want to ask, explosion...... How's it going? ”

A real warrior, dare to face the bleak life, dare to face the dripping blood. What kind of mourner and happy person is this? However, creation is often designed for mediocre people, using the flow of time to wash away the old traces, leaving only a pale red blood color and a faint sadness. In this pale red blood and indifferent sorrow, it gives people a temporary lease of life and maintains this seemingly inhuman world......

In a nutshell: she asked, she finally asked!

Then, everyone looked around and said, "It's okay! ”

"Ah, it's okay?" Ren Xiaoyan and I couldn't believe our own ears at all: "Such a big bomb exploded, you said it was okay?" ”

"Yes, it's fine!" Xiao Zhuanfeng grabbed the time when everyone nodded together: "Because among the guests invited by the Ren family today, there is one who is very capable, and he collected the bomb!" ”

"Collect the bomb? No way! I almost didn't scream: "When did the Ren family know this kind of person?" I looked at Ren Xiaoyan, and she was also dazed: "I don't know, if I didn't know you, I would have thought that there were no gods and monsters in the world!" ”

I hurriedly asked, "Who?" ”

"It's a guest, oh yes, it's the one who can get a thermos at any time," Sister Yu reminded us: "He also helped you cheer at the beginning, and he looks like a real fan." ”

"He? By the way, I remember," Ren Xiaoyan shouted suddenly: "I still want to ask about this - that person noticed it last time, and asked my dad and my brother and said that they didn't invite him, I guess he must have come to eat, and he was too busy to let the security guard escort him out...... Fortunately, he was not escorted away, who is he so capable? ”

Everyone shook their heads together: "I don't know, I'll be gone when I react......"

Supreme Treasure added: "This guy pulled out the thermos, and the bomb was immediately sucked in, if I hadn't stood on the side and couldn't find out that he did it, the others wouldn't have known." ”

"Yes, they didn't know what was going on, and they thought it was deliberately arranged!"

"What about the grandson who sent something?" I have revenge and revenge, thinking about the enemy, gritted my teeth and said, "Have you caught people?" ”

"No, it's gone with the bomb."

I pondered for a moment, "Do you think it was the one who took the thermos and took him away?" ”

"Maybe," the royal sister nodded: "It's not him and no one else." ”

We collectively began to frown, and we all started to say to each other: "Who is this guy, so mysterious?" ”

At this moment, a voice came from far away from the mouth of the alley: "I am the King of Tota Li Tianwang!" ”

In the midst of the astonishment, our group turned around, only to see a burly and tall man, wearing a well-worn Li Ning sportswear and flare pants, with the hem pulled out and tied in the autumn pants, striding over, with a look as proud as the Arab oil tycoon who came down from Bentley, full of disdain, and as proud as the emperor, he had already given orders to us as he walked:

"Then who, lend me ten dollars to give the fare, right?"