Chiyoda-ku, Tokyo. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

It has entered the harsh winter, and it is snow-capped as far as the eye can see, and it is rare to see the warm sunshine in this cold winter day.

However, on the balcony of an apartment, there was a young man with a sad face, smoking a cigarette and looking around in panic from time to time.

The scenery in the distance, the snow is clear, elegant and quiet, like a picture scroll. But at this time, he was filled with thoughts, not to mention the snowy scene, even the appalling Tokyo Station bombing could not arouse his slightest attention.

His name is Akira Miyagi, a novelist.

After several years of wallowing in the world of fiction, he finally gained the recognition of readers recently, and his popularity exploded, and the magazine contract flew at him like snowflakes.

But Miyagi has two weaknesses, one is that his ears are soft and he can't listen to women's soft persuasion, and the other is the most incorrigible disease... Lazy cancer!

On November 7th, I just finished this month's draft, treat yourself to a good treat, and play the game.

On November 8, play the game.

On November 9th, play the game.

On November 10th, it can't be like this, I have to write a manuscript tomorrow, and Miyagi Akira cheered up! You can definitely do it!

On November 11th, play the game.

...

So from the 7th of last month, he didn't write a word, when there was a banging sound outside the door, and angry editors came to his house to block the door.

So now there was only one question left, and he looked sideways at the drainage pipe on the edge of the balcony: to climb or not to climb?

"Miyagi, you have a kind of delay! It's kind of opening the door! I know you're inside, and we're going to bang on the door if you don't open the door! ”

[Lao Tzu won't open you, what can I do! ] 】

"Miyagi-sensei, I'm your cutest little snow! Open the door~~ Believe Xiaoxue, I won't embarrass you, isn't it just 80,000 words? There is something to discuss, as long as you are willing to write, everyone will definitely let you go. ”

[I know that beautiful women are the best at deceiving people, I'm so stupid! ] I've already made an appointment with other libraries.,I was coaxed by Xiaoxue to sign a contract with their library.。 】

"Yes, yes, I'm only 100,000 words, Mr. Miyagi, you're so talented, 100,000 words are a matter of minutes. Let's open the door, let's sit down and chat. ”

"It seems that there is really no one, will Zhao Letian's bastard abscond?"

[Escaped, really escaped! Hurry up, I'm not at home. 】

"Humph! Escape? My juniors are on guard 24 hours a day at the door of the apartment, and Miyagi is definitely at home! Pretend to be dead and refuse to come out! ”

You are sinning! I will sue you for trespassing on my privacy! 】

"That's really in there, bastard! Let's bang on the door! ”

"Stupid looking for death, this is a steel door! An Tengjun is coming, he will pick the door and unlock it! There is no lock in his hand that cannot be opened. ”

[Are you really literary editors?] Ghost animals, robbers, thieves... Woooooooooooooooo

"An Tengjun is here, great, get out of the way, let An Tengjun knock on the door!"

There was a soft sound outside the door, and Miyagi was desperate and slowly walked towards the drain.

"Mom, bless me, I want to be free."

Miyagi's room was on the fourth floor, at a height of more than ten meters, and he climbed down the drain. When he looked down, he was frightened and dizzy, but fortunately, the biting cold wind brought him to his senses in time.

It's so cold, why do I have to suffer like this, don't I just drag it off? You unkind editors don't want to die!

Miyagi complained while carefully climbing down, the process was surprisingly smooth, and the moment he reached the ground, he had a sense of accomplishment that his will was sublimated!

He shouted happily: "Hahaha, I'm free!" Stupid editors eat and go! This time I'm going to flee to Hokkaido, let you force me, hahahaha~~"

Just then, a familiar voice came: "Oh, Hokkaido, is it?" Miyagi-sensei. ”

Miyagi looked back and was scared, a big man with explosive muscles was looking at him with interest, his teeth were fighting up and down, and exclaimed, "Boulder editor!" Ahh ”

As soon as his feet went limp, Miyagi lay on the ground and begged, "I was wrong, let the boulder editor let me go..."

The person who came is the evil ghost of the evil spirits, the devil editor known as Dwayne Johnson, Yasuda Boulder! It is said that every unscripted author who falls into his hands will have an indescribable encounter...

"Mr. Miyagi, don't say it, hand it in!" Yasuda Boshi seemed to be relieved because of Miyagi's attitude.

Just take advantage of it! Miyagi smiled coldly, grabbed a large handful of snow on the ground and threw it at the giant man, turned around and ran, shouting, "Eat, you!" ”

Hum! Absolutely no editor will know that I'm a sprinter! Countless trainings, just waiting for today! I'm free!

Poof! With a loud bang, Miyagi hit the street gorgeously, with his feet facing the sky, damn it, it was actually snow! I'm not convinced!

No matter how unwilling he was, Yasuda Boulder bent down to carry him and said to him: "It seems that measures are going to be taken, and my colleagues in Huaguo recommended a very interesting prop to me." ”

Miyagi was clamped by a fluffy thick hand, and no matter how much he struggled, he couldn't escape, and shouted, "What are you going to do!" Let me go! Kidnapping, help! Rape... Woo woo don't! ”

Soon Miyagi was tied to a van with four or five small "Yasuda boulders" inside, and as soon as he got into the car, he was controlled and put on a blindfold.

About an hour later, Miyagi found himself being ushered into a closed apartment surrounded by high walls, and he reluctantly followed Yasuda Boulder into an empty room.

Yasuda Jushi showed a playful smile and said to him: "Mr. Miyagi, you are really kind, you have made eleven drafts behind our backs, with a total of 800,000 words per month. Looks like you want to make a fortune and run away? Even if you're a notoriously fast gunner, I don't think you're capable of finishing all of your manuscripts in the Dead Line. ”

Miyagi is about to cry, and he blames himself for being stupid! I was coaxed by a beautiful woman to sign a contract and pushed myself into the pit.

He knelt on the ground and cried, "Misunderstanding! It's really a misunderstanding, Jushi Editor's manuscript will be completed first, and the release period will never be delayed. ”

Yasuda Boshi ignored him and asked him a question: "Do you know what kind of place this is?" ”

"What. Where? Miyagi's forehead was covered with beads of sweat, and he had an ominous premonition.

Yasuda stood up, spread his hands, and announced loudly: "This is a concentration camp jointly established by the Japanese industry, called the Lazy Author's Behavior Correction Camp. Miyagi-sensei, you're the highest-level question writer, and now you have only one choice. ”

Lazy Author Behavior Correction Camp? Miyagi shuddered, he knew what this place was! The author's hell, endless hard labor camps!

"I don't choose!"

“FU〇K！ Don't give face, right? The base head four is out! ”

As soon as the words fell, four muscular men with naked upper bodies walked into the room, smiling obscenely, and looked at Miyagi intently.

Miyagi Juhua shuddered for a while, and replied busily: "I agree!" Don't let them come! ”

Yasuda Boulder waved his hand at the base head to signal them to go out, and then turned his head and said to Miyagi in a warm voice: "Haha, I know that the teacher is a responsible author, so let me explain it to you..."

In order to help the author's creation, Chaoyou Electronics was inspired by Doraemon's canning house and developed a special app called "Space for Diligent Authors". Upon entering the space, the author was given an independent, quiet, and completely undisturbed creative environment, which, combined with a five-fold difference in time flow, was well received by the creators upon its launch.

However, after the author's space spread to Japan, it was used by some unscrupulous merchants and evolved into a weapon to harm the author.

Their routine is like this, first use beauty money to trick the author into signing a large number of contracts, and then force the author to become a glucose warrior, lie in bed 24 hours a day, and enter the author's space to create.

Akira Miyagi is one of them, but by the time he realizes the truth it is too late, and in the future he will spend time in the camp of lazy author's behavior correction until the completion of twelve light novels.

A year and a half later, Miyagi was released from the correction camp and was stunned by the huge amount of manuscript fees accumulated in the account, which was enough for him to squander for the rest of his life. At that time, he couldn't help but be grateful to Yasuda Boulder...