PS: You must remember to brush your teeth before going to bed after eating supper, otherwise it will cause the back molars to rot and die of pain like us......

A certain gentleman Admiral, who had no childhood to speak of, did not read the fairy tale Beauty and the Beast as a child. When he grew up and came into contact with "King Kong" with a similar theme, he watched it with a curious gaze. And I can't help but make up the experimental demonstration process of harmony and love between some heavy humans and beasts under the huge topic of whether biological genetic hybridization can create orcs...... As for the results of the experiment, he didn't care. The important thing is the heavy taste process that I like to see! Who cares about how much the maternal experimenter was paid after the experiment?

At first, Meng Sheng Youyun: "Those who love others will always love them; Those who respect others will always respect them. Then Duan Zhengyuan said in the work "Records of the Outer Wang" in the first year of the Republic of China: "Those who respect people will always respect them; Whoever kills, he will always kill him. All of them are self-inflicted. In the end, a platinum-level online writer variated another sentence in it: "Those who insult others will always be humiliated." ”

In short, there is something in what these three said that it does not mean that the time has not come. At least that's what a gentleman admiral thinks right now.

At the beginning, the teachers who liked to watch the teachers in front of the screen in order to create the orcs day and night beasts, now it is his turn to be watched by his own girls...... This is really a good reincarnation of heaven, who does the sky forgive? The most painful thing is that a certain gentleman Admiral can't hold the quantum communication terminal to video with his own girls now, so he has to let his secretary Miss Ship take the quantum communication terminal to the air at two and a half and move about two hundred meters away from his front in order to project his current face, which is at least 200 times magnified, into the camera of the quantum communication terminal......

Of course, this is not the place where Shang Rin feels a kind of eggless sadness the most.

After the video communication connection of the quantum communication terminal was completed, he didn't have time to say hello to his group of big and small girls who hadn't seen him for a long time and missed him very much, and the good daughter of Dianchan and Shuguang on the opposite side said "wow", and was frightened to cry by his current majestic and domineering appearance that can effectively treat children's night crying. And young girls like Lord Sukhbaatar and Little North are also scared. JPG's expressions were each hiding behind the two deep-sea inhabitants with different expressions.

Well...... The big sister of the harbor is hostile and vigilant with deep worry, probably thinking that something happened to their side, maybe it was the kind of drama that the admiral escaped by luck, but the crazy three was captured and taken hostage, and the kidnappers contacted the base camp here to ask for ransom or something?

By the way, it seems that most of the girls in the town guard mansion have this kind of hostility and vigilance with worried expressions. A little bad-tempered...... Something like a one-meter-three mafia big sister, an axe gang and something like that, just slapped the table and prepared to go out to start the film.

This made a gentleman admiral who immediately took contacting his sister to report safety as the top priority as soon as he was empty, and at the same time kept sighing in his heart: "Ah~ No matter what world you are in, you always look at your face!" We're desperate again...... Hey? Why do I say 'again'? ”

Hawkers~ Fortunately, there is no shortage of warm streams.

has had many in-depth exchanges, and has cultivated a certain subtle tacit understanding between old husbands and wives; Her Majesty the Queen of the Sky, who usually looks dirty and unreliable, but unexpectedly warmed at the critical moment, and Her Majesty the Queen of the Sky, who has rarely had mood swings all along, and now looks more and more like a person rather than an artificial angel, a super-advanced black technology robot, stared at the screen suspiciously for a while, and in a questioning tone, they said hello tentatively with their respective titles to a certain gentleman admiral.

Beizhai: "Husband? ”

Fortress Qihime: "Master? ”

Icarus: "Master? ”

It's a pity that a certain gentleman admiral didn't have time to respond with relief, and these three clear streams were polluted to pantothenic acid by the vinegar jar that his lord of the main palace had overturned in vain.

After all, Beizhai was the first to follow the business rafters and the first to successfully get on the base. Her familiarity with her own man has reached the point where she can vaguely determine the identity of the other party through inadvertent facial expressions, so that "you negative man, even if you turn into a gray old lady, you can recognize you". And after rolling the sheets a lot, the body has a subtle instinctive reaction, which is probably the kind of inclusiveness of "if it were him, the old lady would let him get on the boat in all kinds of strange postures"?

So, here comes the problem.

The old lady is even more admiral, that is "long-term love" in all senses, when did you two little secretly "fall in love" with the admiral?! Why are you so familiar? Fortress Bichi! Ika junior! How many times did you secretly do this to the Admiral behind my back?!

A certain newlywed young woman who was sour because her man had been to the two-person world with her secretary didn't expect that after nearly a month of silence, she was waiting for her own man and other extramarital affairs. This gloomy vinegar that had been brewing for a month immediately turned into a stomach full of grievances.

So, a certain gentleman admiral, who had not had time to speak since the beginning of the video communication, looked at his main palace lord in a daze and glared at Icarus-chan and fortress-chan viciously, and then she was still comforting her daughter just now, and she started a mother-daughter duet with Dawn......

In a short period of time, the changes in the expressions ordered by the business rafters can be made into an emoji. The anticipation when connecting the video, the embarrassment when connecting the video, the egg pain when I scared my little Lori, the speechlessness of the girls when they collectively made up their brains, the relief when they were recognized, the black question mark face that smelled the sour smell of acetate in a trance, and the overwhelmed when facing the mother-daughter duet that suddenly started in this scene......

Shang Rafter, who is good at emotional intelligence, can probably see something from the white eyes of his main palace lord staring at Fortress Sauce and Icarus Sauce, but things between men and women are often better explained than not explained, so in order to avoid Beizhai thinking that he was a thief and used explanations to cover up some extramarital affairs that could not be considered an affair, a certain gentleman Admiral decisively and wittily chose to pretend to be stupid and stunned, as if he didn't see anything.

"Wife, it's only been less than a month since we've been apart, are you ...... Are you a little too emotional? ”

“……”

Beizhai didn't say anything, just held his daughter who was no longer crying and raised his head, staring at the screen with the resentful eyes of a negative man, exuding a terrible aura of a deep resentful woman around.

"Uh......"

A certain gentleman admiral who was stared at by his own main palace lord slightly shifted his gaze and turned his attention for help to a certain secretary ship lady who was watching his predicament.

There is something to do for the secretary, nothing to do for the secretary, at this time, it is decisive to ask the secretary to solve problems for the boss!

Kurumi Chong blinked at her own man who was asking for help, turned the virtual screen of the quantum communication terminal at him, and waved his hand at everyone opposite, saying hello very casually, "Ahh

Well...... The greeting is indeed very casual. But I deliberately greet you in Japanese, which means a lot of cuteness......

Sansan, are you going to do something?!

A certain gentleman admiral was unfortunate enough to say that the third mad was indeed going to do something. Of course, in her words, "people are helping my dear attract firepower."

"I've been 'fighting' with my dear for nearly a month, and I'm a little overwhelmed by people's physique. Before the end of this 'battle', people almost thought that they would not be able to see you~"

Friendly reminder,Kurumi is deliberately accentuating his tone when he talks about "sleepless" and two 'battles', as if he is afraid that everyone on the other side of the screen will not misunderstand. Of course, in her words, "People just want to emphasize to Lord Masamiya that the 'two-person world' she is jealous of is not like that, and emphasize that in the past nearly a month, people and their dear have fought hard outside~" Innocent face. JPG

The mouth grows on Kurumi's body.,Want to say it's her freedom.。 But in the same way, the brain grows on the girls on the other side of the screen, and what you think about is their freedom.

To be reasonable, don't talk about the girls on the other side of the screen who are either envious, jealous and hateful, or resentful, or red-faced, even a certain gentleman admiral has to be told by the secretary ship lady who does not play cards according to common sense that he has not been sleeping in anger for nearly a month, but day and night, day and night, busy making children.

But when a certain frightened gentleman Admiral snatched the Quantum Communication Terminal of his own secretary ship, who was desperately adding fuel to the fire, he wanted to clarify this big misunderstanding, but found that Lord Zhenggong, who was crying so much just now, didn't cry or make trouble......

It can't be the calm before the storm, right? My wife won't just drive the Star Destroyer to deliver a firewood knife and a good ship, right?

Just when a certain gentleman's admiral's heart, which had also become hundreds of times larger because of its size, sang the song "Worried", and closed his mouth and hesitated how to speak, the North House on the other side of the screen smiled easily.

Generally speaking, the word "pear blossom with rain" is used in a broad sense to describe the delicacy of a woman in later generations. It itself comes from the "Poetry Demon" Bai Juyi's "Song of Long Hatred" in "Yurong is lonely and tears are dry, and pear blossoms are spring with rain", these two sentences describe Yang Guifei's painful mood through visual images, Yurong is lonely, and tears are horizontal, all of which are expressed from the inner pain on the face. But only this sentence is not clear enough, so the following sentence is added "pear blossoms bring rain in spring". Yang Guifei is a famous beauty, and the "poet immortal" Li Bai once compared her to a gorgeous peony flower in "Qingping Tune"; Now that she is in a very painful situation, Bai Juyi compares her with pear blossoms with rain. After this metaphor, although she burst into tears and looked sad, she still showed the reader a very beautiful artistic image. Therefore, the idiom "pear blossoms bring rain" originally described Yang Guifei's posture when she cried. (Author: Words...... Why can the poet see Yang Guifei crying with pear blossoms and rain? Don't...... Belch! ）

Shang Rafter had never seen how beautiful Yang Guifei, one of the four beauties in the history of Huaguo, was, and he didn't know what she looked like when she cried, anyway, he felt that his wife was so beautiful now, so beautiful that it made him a little frightened......

In fact, it's not just a certain gentleman Admiral who is "surprised", on the other side of the screen, the girls who are standing closer to the general flagship have taken two steps back in horror, for fear that a person who is not paying attention will be torn apart by the hands of the general flagship adult who suddenly burst into a frenzy.

Shuguang, who was held in the arms of the North House, was even more tearful, and cast a pitiful look for help to her father on the other side of the screen.

Woowoo...... My father saved me, but my mother was in danger...... Why is it always me who gets hurt when you make trouble?

"Husband, next time don't hide it from me with Icarus, just tell me openly like Kurumi. It's not that I disagree. Hey hey...... Next time...... Well! Nothing! Anyway, you're back early! ”

Without waiting for a certain gentleman-looking admiral to speak, the North Mansion directly hung up the communication.

Shang Rafter and Kurumi, who were full of bewildered expressions with a bewildered expression, stared at each other in confusion, and they were a little unable to understand the thinking circuit of the North House. Isn't it because I'm angry?

Shang Rafter's side was suddenly cold, and he fell into the most frightening sudden quiet state. The town guard mansion is as lively as a vegetable market.

Because a certain general flagship was very unreasonable, he hung up the communication directly before everyone else had a word of greeting with the admiral, and left his daughter alone, pulling her sister and running away.

"Humph! The German ship woman will only run away after pretending to be forced, and she doesn't even have the courage to stay and face reality, such a guy is not worth fighting at all! ”

The righteous Bismarck just apologized everywhere for Beizhai's unreasonable behavior, but only the old driver Hood, who did not apologize to her, wiped his glasses very unhappily.

"Well, it's not worth the battle."

Eugen Eugeno, who was passing by, glanced at Hood's large, inconspicuous breasts, straightened his chest with pride, and continued to chase her seniors.

"Click!"

The lenses shattered to the ground.

"Ahh Hu Deqing! Hu Deqing! Reputation! Come and help the concubine, Hu Deqing fainted! What about Akashi? Akashi! Fast! Fast! First aid! Hu Deqing needs urgent repairs! ”

Picking up Eugen Eugeno's fainting Hood from the ground, the Lion Queen kindly used her soft seven-foot** as a pillow while calling for support from her comrades and medical rescue.

As a result, Hood, who woke up after Akashi's emergency repairs, naturally fainted again. Well...... This time it was an unconscious accidental injury from the lion queen's ally......

Ever since a certain gentleman and admiral left, the girls who had been a little listless since they were no longer active in the past finally let the Dawn Town Guard, which had been dead for nearly a month, return to the lively scene when they were in the human world.

Without the admiral, they can't lift their energy, and the girls who can only be idle and have nothing to do to clean up the bad demons in the surrounding area to pass the time suddenly gave up bullying those bad demon settlements of the five scumbags, and gossiped about what their own admiral and secretary ship did outside during this time to make the ship shy......