Obviously, Wu Ming and the three fat men also knew the attributes of the piranha, and they stood in place and patiently observed the piranha's next move. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

The two bodies were still floating around on the water, swaying back and forth.

The three fat men looked at it for a while and didn't see anything, so they joked: "Oh, I'll go, why are you suddenly hungry now, big pillar, you should think about whether to steam or boil?" After a while, I will tell the fat grandfather that I will get you something delicious, although it is not as good as the royal jade food, it is enough to be comparable to a star-rated hotel......" After speaking, he added a sentence in a matter-of-fact manner: "Hurry up, don't wait for the expiration date!" ”

I went and said it as if it were true.

But in the blink of an eye, the pond was full of green and smelly water, coupled with the dense and terrifying corpses of two bitten corpses that died I don't know when, my first feeling was still to vomit.

Vomiting, eating.

After getting along for more than a month, although I know that the three fat people's cooking skills are really good, I really can't stand the pile of gourmet ingredients in front of me. I hurriedly gave the three fat man a "I wish you well" look, and hurriedly stood up straight, being disgusted by the three fat men like this, I had to vomit.

I vomited once in the tomb of Song Sleeve without any image, plus the one at the door of the hot pot restaurant, I really can't afford to lose that person. Besides, I have secretly decided in my heart to be a mature and masculine real man, how can I casually lose face in front of others.

(Everyone: "He Beichen, are you joking?") He Beichen: "What's going on?" Ning Buwei: "I'm sorry, it was He Beichen who wrote just now, not me, I don't know what I wrote specifically, it has nothing to do with me, lala." ”）

I desperately shifted my mind from boiling and steaming to the scenes I saw in front of me.

The appearance of the piranha is a reasonable explanation for the dense bite marks on the two corpses, when I didn't see the piranha before, I was still guessing what these messy and small traces were bitten out, and I also thought about whether we would encounter something strange that needed to consume our own skills after this stinky pond, and maybe we would have to use a series of equipment weapons such as guns and daggers.

Now that I see the piranha, I am somewhat relaxed. There has been a saying in China since ancient times: open guns are easy to dodge, but hidden arrows are difficult to defend.

I have to say a little bit about the origin of this proverb here, because I used to suffer from it too. During college, the little brother was a little handsome, and he really didn't have an improper relationship with our history department flower, of course, it was the kind of pure chat with the quilt, not that the little brother couldn't, but he was really young back then, and his qualifications were still shallow, and there were many things that he only dared to talk nonsense, but in actual action, it was a real white paper.

Don't talk nonsense, because it's a shame to talk too much, let's go straight to the real question, although it's still a shame.

At that time, there was the same scenery as the younger brother (in fact, he was also handsome) and a buddy in the same dormitory, who always called him brother and brother on weekdays, saying that he was blessed and enjoyed with hardship. This buddy really treats me well, he really does the blessings between brothers, and directly pries my beautiful girlfriend who has never held a little hand. At that time, I was so angry that I wore a group of brothers and killed him in the canteen and ate his living expenses for a month.

Of course, my brother didn't have to do it, and I could only listen to him and the things that rolled the sheets casually from other people's mouths, who let me ruin the original life and death oath of "blessings and hardships" without holding back the breath in my chest, otherwise I could still watch the battle and watch the battle when they rolled the sheets, and maybe they could give oral guidance.

Although I chose to laugh and grudge at the time, there were always ignorant people chattering around me, and I was a little sad when my ears were soft, and I always thought about the scene of going to the third floor of the cafeteria to eat a big pot of rice with the flowers. "I didn't vomit a mouthful of old blood, and I almost died early in the dilapidated and broken study room.

Since then, this sentence has been ingrained in my mind, and I can't be driven away or waved away, and I have been tossed endlessly all day and night. It was during that period of time that I made up all the practical cases about "open guns are easy to dodge, but hidden arrows are difficult to prevent", and once again popularized them to you so as not to be fooled.

"It's easy to dodge with an open gun, but it's hard to defend against a hidden arrow." From the Yuan Dynasty author Anonymous's "Unicorn Cow": "Children, one shows that the gun is easy to dodge, and the hidden arrow is difficult to prevent." ”

In fact, this idiom story first appeared in the Spring and Autumn Period. It is said that Zheng Zhuanggong, who was of Zheng State, had the support of Lu State and Qi State and planned to attack Xu State. And at that time, Xu Guo was just an effect, the kind that had no ability to resist.

At that time, there were two other generals who led the war, one old and one young. The old general Uncle Ying has been fighting for many years, he is a brave man, he does not accept the old, and when he sent the military vehicle, he pulled up the military vehicle and ran away. The young general's name was Gongsun Zidu, and he was young and looked down on people.

Seeing this scene, he would definitely not back down, so he picked up his halberd and rushed after him.

But when he chased him to the road, Uncle Ying's examination was gone, and for this reason, he hated the old general.

In the middle of July of the following year, Zheng Zhuanggong finally ordered an attack on Xu State. When the Zheng army approached Xu Guoducheng, Uncle Ying took the lead, killed countless enemies, and even climbed on the city wall. Gong's grandson was furious at this time, and he couldn't just watch his opponent make great achievements, so the anger in his heart was even worse when he thought about it. At the critical moment, he drew an arrow and aimed an arrow at Ying Shukao's chest, only to see the old and brave old general fall from the wall of Xu Guo with a heel.

In the end, people all believed that the old general Yingshukao died because of the enemy army. Another general named Xuan Shuying hurriedly picked up the banner in a panic, continued to command the soldiers to fight, and finally broke the capital of Xu State, and all the Zheng troops entered the capital of Xu State, and the **** of Xu State also fled to other countries.

But no one doubted the cause of the death of the old general.

In fact, the truth to be reflected in it is also simple and clear.

The dangers that cannot be seen are often the most terrifying and fatal.

Now that we know that the scars are from piranhas, there is no need to worry about "dark arrows".

Probably because I had been silent, the third fat man was bored again, he cautiously took two steps forward, put his arm around my shoulders and said, "Big pillar, what do you want?" ”

"College flowers, dormitory buddies, open guns are easy to dodge, but hidden arrows are difficult to defend."

With a few numbers, the three fat men knew what I wanted to say, and he said with a regretful face: "I didn't expect it, Dazhuzi, seeing that you have a little white face, you have encountered such an unlucky thing, but don't be depressed, with your appearance, this kind of thing will often happen in the future, and you will slowly get used to it......"

Of course, in the face of the cynicism of the three fat men, I listened to the first half selectively, and pretended that he didn't say it in the second half. (Actually, what He Beichen really wants to say is that the imagination of the three fat men is so rich, it is better to write.) ）

But on second thought, the appearance of the piranha and the two corpses was not entirely good. According to common sense, this can only indicate one problem, that is, the bottom of this stinky pond is empty, that is, there is still water underneath, and perhaps there are more piranhas and corpses.

Fortunately, we didn't walk in recklessly after seeing it, otherwise we would have either drowned or been bitten by a piranha and only four piles of bones remained.

Well, okay, so be it. I think this chapter is a bit confusing, and even I don't know what I'm talking about, probably this is the so-called stream of consciousness, elementary school writing, whatever comes to mind.

I know, it must be because I have white spots in my head today, my thoughts and thoughts can't keep up, it must be like this.

Let's have a happy story first. As follows:

Ning Buwei: "Hello, teacher, this is the paper I just wrote today, please help me take a look at what needs to be revised."

Thesis Teacher: (Take the paper and read it carefully.) "Okay, okay, you wait here. ”

Rather not: "Okay." ”

After a few minutes, the essay teacher looked serious.

Essay teacher: "Write it carefully, and there is basically no problem." It's just that these paragraphs of introduction to meat jokes will be removed. ”

Ning Buwei: "Why, teacher? Isn't meat jokes also a type of modern jokes, and modern life still occupies a relatively large space. ”

Essay teacher: "Remove it, remove it." No one will be embarrassed to read this example. ”

Ning Buwei: "Okay, thank you, teacher, I'll change it as soon as possible and show it to you." ”

Essay teacher: "Okay, okay. ”

Rather than for the heart: I'll go, the example I gave is not dirty at all Okay, have you ever listened to the lectures of teachers of oriental literature and modern and contemporary Chinese literature, all kinds of organs are outspoken, all kinds of movements and postures are at your fingertips, ah, people really can't be compared with people.

Okay, leave the suspense, and I'll talk about the meat joke examples I gave in the next chapter. (To be continued.) )