Ding Shengxian and I don't have any talent to perform, we can't sing well, we can't perform sketches, and we can't play any musical instruments. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info If we want to go up and perform and pretend to be ghosts, we can do it.

After the lunch blind date begins, choose a seat according to your preferences, this time you don't need to sit in the right number, find your favorite opposite sex to sit together, if you are not satisfied, you can change it at any time.

I found the most remote corner to sit down, and this position was quieter enough for me to think about something quietly. I can't sleep anymore anyway, I'm afraid that I will be named and criticized again, it will be too embarrassing.

At the beginning, I focused on the programs performed by the male and female guests on the stage, but the standard of these programs was too inferior, the singing was incomplete, and the sketch performances were not funny at all.

No one wants to sit next to me, and it's been deserted.

The staff had been paying attention to me from the beginning, and at this moment they walked towards me, and when they saw the empty seat next to me, they shook their heads with a helpless expression.

After she stood in front of me and observed for half an hour, she couldn't help it, so she came up and said, "No one wants to look for you, so why can't you take the initiative to find someone else?" You're a man, you should take the initiative! ”

"Then I'll take the initiative, can I find you?" I didn't say angrily, this worker is too good at salty radishes to worry about! Does it matter to you whether I look for it or not?

You care more about me than my mom! It makes me feel flattered.

Do you think I don't want to look for it, I want a girlfriend too, and I want to go crazy. But Peach Blossom Chop has already cut off all my rotten peach blossoms, and I feel that it was a wrong decision to come to the blind date at the moment.

The worker said: "I'm married, if I don't get married, I'll get a number to participate together." Don't be kidding me, hurry up! ”

"I would like to ask, who came up with the bad idea for the selection of the least popular guest? Tell me, and I'll act. I asked coldly.

"Whose attention can this be, it must be the attention of the organizer, although this event is proposed by the county leaders, but the organizer is a big boss in business, businessmen are profitable, and they plan to promote their company's products through blind dates, they can't rub sand in their eyes, and it happens that you are sitting under their noses, they feel that you affect the atmosphere of the blind date, so I asked me to use the microphone to criticize you, in fact, it is also for your own good, let you act quickly, find a daughter-in-law to live a good life, no one has malicious intentions. I don't know you, why do you think I'm going to you? It's not that what you do is incompatible with the blind date, if everyone learns from you, who will come to this blind date in the future? The clerk rambled on a lot.

My ears were calloused, I didn't get angry with her anymore, as she said, it was my fault, they all cared about me. I can't help but know what to do.

"Okay, I know I'm wrong, I'll find one now!"

Eyes swept and saw Ding Shengxian sitting not far away, the No. 1 female guest was also nearby, Ding Shengxian was chatting with an ordinary-looking girl, and after chatting for a few words, the girl moved to change seats.

Ding Shengxian has also become like me, with empty seats and a lonely family.

And the No. 1 female guest is very popular, surrounded by a male guest before and after, left and right, at this time the four male guests are offering courtesy, judging from the dress of these four people, they are all rich people.

Two of them are very tyrants, with gold rings on their hands and big gold chains around their necks, they look like the temperament of nouveau riche, and their faces also belong to nouveau riche, they are five big and three thick, with a face full of meat, in short, it is ugly.

The two local tyrants began to show off their wealth for a while, showed off the gold and silver jewelry on their bodies, and then took out their wallets, saying how many bank cards they had and how much money they had in each card.

After that, these two local tyrants began to compare whose business was bigger, whose savings were more, who had a godfather, and who was hard-backed.

After a period of pretending, the ugliest one won!

The No. 1 female guest suddenly smiled and said to her: "We have fate!" ”

"Beauty, why don't you go to my house tonight, my house is big and comfortable!" The ugly local tyrant man touched the hands of the female guests and rubbed them, drooling at the corners of his mouth, as if he had seen delicious chicken feet.

The female guest let out a burst of laughter like a silver bell and said: "What are you anxious about, I don't know your name yet, if you really want to have a relationship with me, let's get along for a month or two first, and it's not too late to be together if you can." ”

Judging by the situation, this woman doesn't seem to be in a hurry, as if she is planning to slaughter this local tyrant man as Kaizi for a month, wanting to spend his money for a month, and then not paying her own body.

"As the so-called meeting, why do you have to know each other, if you and I are destined, why ask each other's names, as long as you follow me, this card is yours!" The ugly local tyrant man is quite good at dragging words, but unfortunately the nouveau riche has that copper smell, and three or two sentences can't be separated from money.

The female guest looked at the card greedily, although she liked it very much, but she really hated the appearance of this ugly man, it would be nice if he could be more handsome.

When the time comes, don't say that you will go to live at his house tonight, just let him sleep every day, and sleep willingly for the rest of his life.

After hesitating for a long time, and just as he was about to pick it up, Ding Shengxian suddenly threw a paper ball over.

Ding Shengxian threw it very accurately, and the paper ball rolled in front of the female guests and the ugly man, and finally landed in the middle of the table between the two.

The two looked up, thinking that the paper ball was for themselves, so they were looking for acquaintances, but after some searching, no one found any acquaintances, so the two discussed opening it first to see what was inside.

After opening it, the paper ball wrote: You beat the child, I will get back together with you if I beat it, and we will get married again after I divorce my wife, and then we will have our own children.

There is no signature on the paper ball, so I don't know who it is for.

"Did someone throw it wrong?" The female guest was afraid that the local tyrant would misunderstand, so she explained.

The local tyrant's mind is sensitive and vigilant, and he will let go immediately if he feels that something is wrong, he hurriedly put away the bank card and said: "I found the wrong person, we have no fate, goodbye!" ”

"Hey...... Don't you go...... It's really not mine! The female guest said anxiously.

The local tyrant has already left, and he hasn't looked back.

The female guest couldn't help but scold: "I didn't think you were ugly, mother, but you suspected that I was having an affair with someone else, I'm stupid!" ”