Chapter 64: The Pure Land of Bliss

There were three aisles in the conference hall, and 180 tickets were sold...

Although a small bench costs dozens of taels, as long as this head is opened, this standing ticket will continue to sell in the future...

"Why are you looking at me like that?" Yanzi looked at Yahiko curiously. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"Well, it's nothing..."Yahiko shook his head, forget it, you have to get used to it...

He looked back at the gate, where a large shed had been built, with eight tables underneath it, and a stove beside it, where someone would be selling breakfast tomorrow.

After all, in this world, it's hard to find ninjutsu, but you can shout a lot of cooking on the street.

He has completely admired Yanzi's economic acumen, and now he is too lazy to praise or question, as long as he is obedient in the future.

But as soon as he thought about it, he suddenly felt that there was someone who had been giving advice, and if he only used to run errands to contribute, it felt pretty good...

"Hey, tsundere..."Yanzi looked at Yahiko who left, she actually admired Yahiko's, as for the reason...

She and Mi Haisha have a son named Mi Yan...

Today's drama is going to the middle ninja exam, in fact, this scene hasn't happened in the current ninja village yet, but this doesn't prevent them from putting this on the stage.

In the original story, L appeared very early, but the stage play is still different from the anime, and the anime can show the transformation of the night god moon through concise and crisp editing, but the stage play needs to be performed one by one.

These ninjas who participated in the middle ninja exam are really not played by the troupe, but the lower ninja of the rain ninja village they invited, the price of the lower ninja is really cheap, and it is only five hundred taels for a play, but it is enough for the audience to see it, especially after the exciting battle and the excited BGM, some ninjas said that they have never been so excited in their lives.

Then, in the third and fourth scenes, the appearance of L locked the position of the night god moon, and suspected the night god moon through several doubts, which made the audience admire, people in this world are very easy to worship two kinds of people, one is a powerful person, and the other is superior wisdom.

However, behind this prosperity, Yanzi still keenly felt the boredom of the audience.

The people of the Hokage world will be smarter than the people on Earth, and that's because there are chakras who have developed brains, but most of these viewers are civilians and basically uneducated...

So a lot of complicated plots, they have begun to understand it...

The reason why they still maintain this popularity is because they have not seen the stage play, and they have no object of comparison.

"The next drama should be easy to understand..."Yan Zi thought.

How about adapting the original story of this world?

To say that the story of Juma and Madara from friendship to hostility to union is very suitable for performing a stage play, but this is Rain Ninja Village, and Hanzo is the boss...

So what's the story of Hanzo?

Hanzo is a demigod, from an ordinary person step by step to today's position, of course he has also paid a lot, but he is an assassin, and his inspirational stories are basically non-existent, but instead there are many stories of assassination and murder of people with sinister tricks...

Can these be played?

"Forget it, it's not bad to play a little bit of the parents..."Xu Xin thought again, such as the Quanmei case...

Although Hanzo doesn't care about handling the case, but the rain ninja village practices monogamy...

There is no emperor in this world, but there are great names, there is no imperial examination, but there are also ways for them to choose materials...

A woman traveled thousands of miles to Yunin Village to file a complaint against the daimyo's concubine Ito Semi, who abandoned his wife and son to marry the daughter of the daimyo, and became a high-ranking official...

Of course, there are daimyo in Yunin Village, but Hanzo is a strong person, and as soon as the military and government grasp it, the daimyo is basically just an ornament.

So there's nothing wrong with this play being played like this, and the daimyo doesn't care if he has any opinions.

If you have the ability to come to the rain ninja village to beat me...

"Yanzi, tomorrow is Saturday, you said you want to perform songs and dances on Sunday?" Yahiko rushed in, and then he saw Yanzi writing and drawing, and thought it was something important, so he quickly quieted down.

"Oh, it's Saturday..."Yan Zi was stunned, Saturday is going to rest, this was just notified in advance, and I'm not afraid of what the audience will say...

"What are you doing?" Mi Yan asked curiously.

"This is the script of the next play..."Yanzi thought for a moment and asked, "If Hanzo punishes the prisoner, what will be used to execute him?" ”

"Him?" Yahiko thought for a moment and replied, "Let's use a scythe..."

Hanzo's weapon is to wield the Itachi sickle... It's a scythe with a chain.

Then it can't be called the beauty case, it has to be called the beauty cutting case...

"How about you look at this?" She handed the script over.

"This, you just decide, I'm here to ask the dancer..."

"You said this..."Yanzi smiled and said, "Get up early tomorrow, I'll tell you again..."

The next day, early in the morning, a group of young people who got up early in the morning looked at the clothes in front of them and had a very bad guess.

"Put on your clothes, I've tailored them to each of you's body shape..."

Yahiko raised his hand: "I have a problem..."

"What's the problem?"

"Why do we wear these clothes?" Yahiko asked.

"Of course, it's for the dance..."Yanzi smiled: "What, do you have any opinions?" ”

"Uh..."Yahiko looked left and right, and danced, this is not an honorable thing, but why didn't any of you jump out against it?

"If you don't have an opinion, let's start changing..."Yanzi smiled: "I don't have to think of the dances of those singers in my mind, we dance differently from theirs..."

They dance this, but it is mainly modern dance, after all, he sings mainly modern music.

But that kind of classical dance still has to be learned, because in the neon place, most of the early music is actually not suitable for dance...

It is the rise of VOCALOID in the later period, and the songs of virtual idols such as Hatsune Miku have rejuvenated the island country dance music.

"You are all ninjas, don't say you can't learn simple moves!" Yanzi said: "This song is called "Pure Land of Bliss", I only dance it once, if any of you don't remember, I will deduct 500 taels from this month's salary..."

"Huh?" A wail erupted from the crowd.

Yan Zicai didn't care so much, he directly put on a good posture, and then dangdangdang, dang, dangdangdang...

The sound of music is already up...

"What's, what is this?" A group of people listened to this kind of music speechlessly, in fact, many of them have never heard a song until now, of course, many of them have heard it, and they also listened to the kind of harmony song of "Spring in the North"...

If you don't understand waka, you can imagine Teresa Teng...

Many of the songs Teresa Teng sings are translated from waka, so it can be described as sweet songs.

Those who are accustomed to listening to sweet songs may directly refute what this is singing...

But the people present were all young people, so when they heard it, they liked it...

"I haven't even started learning yet, but I already feel the urge to dance..."Yahiko really feels that this kind of music is a kind of illusion, it's just poisonous...

Skipping it again, Yanzi clapped his hands: "Okay, have you learned?" ”

Most of them nodded in unison, compared to ninjutsu, this simple rhythmic movement is really not difficult to learn...

"Okay, I'll take a look at it," Yanzi said.

The music started, and a large number of men danced...

"Stop, stop, stop...", Yan Zi hurriedly waved his hand, and at this time, the music had not even started three sentences...

"What's wrong?" Yahiko asked.

"What should you men do, why are you going..."Yanzi said directly: "Call all the girls..."

It's really torture to watch a group of men dance the Pure Land of Bliss...

In fact, she also thought about it, the big troupe is essentially a ninja organization, and the core is naturally ninjas, but these people, he is all men...

But there are also many women in the theater, all young and beautiful young ladies, who generally work as ticket sellers, waiters and announcers.

Although they are not ninjas, it is obviously no problem to learn a dance, after all, this dance is also designed for ordinary people...

All the women assembled, there were actually seventeen people, Yanzi arranged it, let them stand in a 5×3 phalanx, and then Xiao Nan and another tall man stood at the head of the team.

"Xiao Nan, you teach them to dance first..."Yanzi took off the ring: "I'm cycling the single here." ”

"Oh..." Xiao Nan blushed and hurriedly agreed.

Yanzi left in a hurry, and Shaoqing came over with a ruler again.

"You are..." A kind of girl looked at Yanzi curiously, and Yanzi laughed: "Come and I'll measure your body..."

Well, you can only tailor your clothes, although Yanzi has a special ability to see through everyone's figure at a glance, but can it be used at this time?

Aren't you stupid when you use that...

"There's no theater to see that I'm going to die..."Chubby lay on his big bed, looking bored at the window.

In fact, he has always been idle, because his parents died early, leaving him with money that he can't spend in his life, so he doesn't have to work or struggle...

But there are no e-books, no game consoles, no movies in this world, and there is no way to have a pastime, but he will not go to this place in the chicken coop...

As for the reason, people are fat, people are fat, that's all there is...

You know...

He usually stays at home, and he takes a saw, a hammer, a chisel, and chops some wood and then carves it into various shapes, usually cats and dogs, although no one looks at it, but he himself enjoys it.

Until recently, a large theater was built next to it!

He is very envious of the night god moon, so liked by girls, and he also thinks if there is any god who can make him bigger?

It's a pity...

Hey, today Saturday, the Grand Theater seems to be closed for two days?

As for what kind of performance there is in the name, he doesn't want to go, after all, he really doesn't feel the song and dance...

Well, the song and dance in the chicken coop left too deep a psychological shadow on him.

Eh, where do you want the sound of music?

The fat man was in a daze, when he felt a faint voice drilling into his ears...

Is it over there?

He lives next to the troupe, so naturally the first thing to suspect is the troupe...

"Let's go and see," thought the fat man, but it was already half an hour before he went out.

No way, procrastination plus lazy cancer...

The theater didn't even have a janitor, so he walked directly to the place where the music was playing, and then saw a group of young ladies in beautiful clothes and long legs, dancing a dance that he had never seen in his life...

His heart stopped beating at this moment...

"Huh?" Yanzi looked at the little fat man who fell to the ground in surprise, she knew this child, after all, the neighbor...

When buying the surrounding land, the little fat man was also one of the few people who did not sell, because he was not a merchant but a private house, but at that time they bought almost the same, so they did not force it.

"What is he doing here, this is heat stroke?" Yanzi was about to use medical ninjutsu to treat him, when he saw the blood spurting out of the nostrils of the little fat man...

"Hemp egg!" Yanzi kicked him into the pool on the side.

Then, this is the question of whose responsibility it is to let an outsider enter the training ground of the theater like this...

"Ahhh As soon as the fat man fell into the water, he began to struggle hard, Yanzi shook his head, and stretched out his hand to be a confident spirit...

The little fat man suddenly became extremely confident, although he was still struggling, but he didn't shout again...

After more than ten minutes, he learned to swim...

Swimming is a very simple thing, as long as anyone is not afraid, they can soak in the water for half an hour, and this fat man is now full of self-confidence, which naturally shortens the process.

Then he saw the words on the shore.

"Miss Yanzi..."The little fat man suddenly became extremely excited: "Be my girlfriend!" ”

Forehead...

Yanzi shook his head and withdrew the spirit of self-confidence, this is not self-confidence, this is conceit...

Could it be that this little fat man used to be very self-confident? It doesn't make sense...

Without self-confidence to support him, the little fat man suddenly became nervous, why did he blurt out, it doesn't make sense, this is not like himself...

"Let's go as soon as it's okay..."Yanzi waved his hand: "If you want to see the dance, come back tomorrow..."

Seeing that Yanzi was about to leave, the fat man didn't know where the impulse came from, he shouted: "I like you, I'm sincere..."

"Oh, I know..."Yanzi waved his hand: "Hurry back, don't keep your family waiting for a long time..."

"She didn't reject me!" The fat man was excited for a second, and then he withered, but he didn't promise me...

yes, look at that Miyan, that Nagato, and the ninja blue who comes through the door when there is nothing to do, I'm too bad...

Even if you know how to carve wood, what girl would like this kind of thing?

He climbed out of the pool, looked back at Yanzi who continued to guide the girls to dance, and then clenched his fists...

He suddenly felt as if he suddenly had a goal in this life.

"Where, where, where..."When he got home, he began to rummage through the cabinets...

His parents are both ninjas in Rain Ninja Village, and his ancestors are still a samurai family, so there is no reason not to stay and pass it on!

Touch!

He stepped on it, a dark grid...

Over here!

The fat man hurriedly lifted the floor, and then saw several scrolls neatly arranged inside.

"The autumn rain falls..."